TheNightman said:He also has a top of the range chest freezer that's just FULL of popsicles, a padlocked room with no windows for extreme privacy and excellent lighting opportunities, and numerous hooks in the basement for... hanging your lingerie.
Gemmaxoxo said:Am I the only one who finds it strange that these pictures of "his" apartment all appear to be screen shots rather than original photos from his computer? Hmm.. I get this feeling he found this apartment on a real estate site.
troub420 said:Besides, you couldn't afford to move in here based on your performance.. Oh yea, been in your room before I left laughing... Have a super day!!
Well...wait, why'd you leave?!MadisonLeigh said:troub420 said:Besides, you couldn't afford to move in here based on your performance.. Oh yea, been in your room before I left laughing... Have a super day!!
I don't believe for a second that you've ever seen Ana on cam, because every time I've seen her, I've left fapping
troub420 said:I'm looking for a female roommate to share my beautiful 2 bedroom 2.5 bath condo. I'm a younger guy, a little on the fun side and I'm used to living with women. There are some unique/ fun components to life and I'd love to find someone who is looking to reap the benefits of the environment.
It’s Impossible To Convince People That You’re Not A Serial Killer
DEC. 6, 2011 By JOSH GONDELMAN
Most of the time, I have a pleasant disposition. I try to be polite and courteous even under duress. I get along with my girlfriend’s parents. I chat with TSA agents at the airport. I sign my e-mails “Hooray!” People usually understand that I’m genuinely friendly. Sometimes, though, folks assume I have a dark side, a hidden capacity for malice and cruelty writhing just beneath the surface of my chipper “façade.” They usually voice their concerns in the same way: “You’re so nice, you’re probably a serial killer,” which puts me in a very difficult position. It is borderline impossible to convince someone that you are not a serial killer.
The natural reaction to the accusation is, obviously, to say: “Of course I am not a serial killer!” But there’s one massive flaw in that defense. That is exactly what a serial killer would say! It’s one of those things that once you say it, people can’t help but think the opposite is true. “I’m not a serial killer,” belongs on that pantheon of least trustworthy utterances along with old favorites such as:
“I’m not racist, but…”
“I’m going to break up with my girlfriend; I’m just waiting for the right time,” and
“This won’t hurt a bit.”
As soon as you hear any of those phrases, warning bells ring with Christmas at the Notre Dame Cathedral fervor. Why would someone say he wasn’t racist unless he was about to say something racist? Unfortunately, there’s no way to say you’re not a serial killer than to say it. What else can I do? I wish there were a secret handshake that only people who have never been on/ will never go on a killing spree would know. The problem with that plan, though, is that if one actual serial killer ever learned it, then the rest of us would be goners.
I also can’t laugh and say: “Yep, you got me! I’m a serial killer!” Because that is also what a real serial killer would say. He’d give a smile and a toss of his meticulously coiffed hair, and any suspicion you may have had would melt away. AND THEN HE WOULD HAVE YOU RIGHT WHERE HE WANTED YOU! So a glib admission of guilt is even more damning than an outright denial.
Seriously, though. I’m not a serial killer. I don’t fit any of the personality types. Yes, I am a white male in my mid twenties, a category that a lot of killers fit into. Otherwise, though, I come up clean. I don’t have a history of interest in violent or fetishistic pornography. I have not set recreational fires (apparently a serial killer staple) since I was a kid. I’ve never tortured animals. I don’t have any other history of crime in my family except one time my dad refused to pay his newspaper delivery bill, and I jaywalk a lot. I’ve never been abused or abandoned by a family member, which seems to be a near-constant in the lives of serial killers. I just don’t fit the bill.
Now you’re probably saying: “Josh, you know an awful lot about serial killers. You must be some kind of weirdo. Possibly a serial killer.” NO! I researched them! On Wikipedia and other such reputable sources. Do you see how hard it is to convince someone that you are not a murderer once the accusation has been made? Defending yourself in any way is nearly an admission of guilt.
I don’t mean to harp on it. It just hurts my feelings that people could misconstrue my genuine friendliness as some sort of ploy that I use for my own sadistic gains. Sometimes I get a little mad. But it’s the kind of mad you can’t express. You keep it inside. Not like until you snap and kill six people over the course of a year at regular sixty-day intervals. And yes, that was oddly specific, but that’s because I’m a writer. Not because I’m a killer. But the more specific evidence I give, the less you believe me. Watch, here are some other reasons that I can’t be a serial killer.
I have always had trouble ripping duct tape cleanly.
Blood makes me queasy.
I was never a boy scout, so I have limited knowledge of knots.
I am too easily persuaded by politeness to murder.
Those are all legitimately practical reasons why I would not make a good serial killer, but as I list them, they only reinforce that I have thought a great deal about serial killing. Therefore, even if I haven’t killed anyone (I haven’t!) it has clearly been on my mind.
So please, against all odds, trust me when I tell you I have never murdered a single person. And that is not a trick of language that I am using to disguise the fact that I have killed multiple people.
But, honestly, if you do believe me at this point, that’s weird. How could you possibly trust me at this point?
You’re probably a murderer.
http://thoughtcatalog.com/2011/its-impossible-to-convince-people-that-youre-not-a-serial-killer/
mynameisbob84 said:If it makes you feel any better, troub; I haven't had any takers yet either. Which is strange. I thought for SURE that a forum full of cam girls would be more open to the idea of moving in with a stranger they met on the internet. I just don't get it... :?
Nordling said:Even depressed people would rather be having fun for pete's sake!
Understand. I've been there too. But it's not like you chose to be depressed in the first place.Shaun__ said:Nordling said:Even depressed people would rather be having fun for pete's sake!
I suffer from slight depression and sometimes the crushing weight of it drives thoughts like that from your mind. You just want it to stop.
Nordling said:Understand. I've been there too. But it's not like you chose to be depressed in the first place.Shaun__ said:Nordling said:Even depressed people would rather be having fun for pete's sake!
I suffer from slight depression and sometimes the crushing weight of it drives thoughts like that from your mind. You just want it to stop.
:lol: Maybe that's just their way of having FUN!Shaun__ said:Nordling said:Understand. I've been there too. But it's not like you chose to be depressed in the first place.Shaun__ said:Nordling said:Even depressed people would rather be having fun for pete's sake!
I suffer from slight depression and sometimes the crushing weight of it drives thoughts like that from your mind. You just want it to stop.
I never choose it, but I have seen people who seem to chose to be miserable. They also want everyone around them to be the same as them.
Nordling said:Also, the OP title... why is this thread interesting? Or, better stated, why did the OP think it was before anyone posted to it? I guess it is, but not for a reason that any sane person would create a thread for.
Psh... you can take your fun. I don't need any of it.Nordling said:Maybe it's just me, and maybe I pay attention to things I should ignore, but what the hell does "a little on the fun side" really mean? Are there people who hate fun, consciously or unconsciously? Even depressed people would rather be having fun for pete's sake!
:lol: Ah! A little on the bland side are we? lolMirra said:Psh... you can take your fun. I don't need any of it.Nordling said:Maybe it's just me, and maybe I pay attention to things I should ignore, but what the hell does "a little on the fun side" really mean? Are there people who hate fun, consciously or unconsciously? Even depressed people would rather be having fun for pete's sake!
Also... I've never been accused of being a serial killer. Maybe only people who are too nice get accused of that.
Mirra said:Psh... you can take your fun. I don't need any of it.Nordling said:Maybe it's just me, and maybe I pay attention to things I should ignore, but what the hell does "a little on the fun side" really mean? Are there people who hate fun, consciously or unconsciously? Even depressed people would rather be having fun for pete's sake!
Also... I've never been accused of being a serial killer. Maybe only people who are too nice get accused of that.
Once in high school my friend told me I reminded her of a pedophile because there was something "weird" in me.Mirra said:Psh... you can take your fun. I don't need any of it.Nordling said:Maybe it's just me, and maybe I pay attention to things I should ignore, but what the hell does "a little on the fun side" really mean? Are there people who hate fun, consciously or unconsciously? Even depressed people would rather be having fun for pete's sake!
Also... I've never been accused of being a serial killer. Maybe only people who are too nice get accused of that.
I've been accused of being a serial killer a couple times. :lol:Shaun__ said:Mirra said:Psh... you can take your fun. I don't need any of it.Nordling said:Maybe it's just me, and maybe I pay attention to things I should ignore, but what the hell does "a little on the fun side" really mean? Are there people who hate fun, consciously or unconsciously? Even depressed people would rather be having fun for pete's sake!
Also... I've never been accused of being a serial killer. Maybe only people who are too nice get accused of that.
I am a very nice guy, and yes we do get accused of it. It sucks every time some crazy bastard snaps and starts killing people, all my friends mention how quiet he was while looking at me. I am not even quiet, I just find them boring. It is not fair, you have no idea how much shit people catch just by being nice.