My weird crush.

[BabyGirlRed]

My biggest crush is also my weirdest crush ever.

I have a BIG crush on Betelgeuse (Beetlejuice) and I've wanted to bang him ever since I discovered what sex was.

I keep a small picture of him with me wherever I go.

Why do I like him? Gosh, there are so many reasons. The striped suit is sexy, I love the way his rough, creepy voice sounds, and, of course, his attitude is quite lovable (to name a few reasons of why I love this sexy dead guy).

I finally came out of the Betelgeuse closet a few years ago, and I've noticed that there are more accepting people than I had expected. I know it's a silly crush/fetish, but it's a little something that makes me who I am. :-D

 

[VeronicaChaos]

Beetlejuice was my first love ever. One of my big fantasies is calling "Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!" and having him show up and whisk me away to the Neitherworld to do horrible, wonderful things to me. I have a permanent ghost fetish because of him. Although, for me, it started with the cartoon, because I saw that first.

In the movie, I was always so sad it didn't end with Beetlejuice and Lydia getting married and having lots of kinky sex. That's how it totally ends in my mind.

In fact, here's one of my status updates from just yesterday when I was feeling particularly lonely: "Beetlejuice, y u no come when I call your name?"

Edit: I also danced and cammed (long time ago!) under the name Lydia because that's who I wanted to be growing up.

 

[BabyGirlRed]

In the movie, I was always so sad it didn't end with Beetlejuice and Lydia getting married and having lots of kinky sex. That's how it totally ends in my mind.
.

I've been searching for Beetlejuice/Lydia porn for YEARS. All I get is the cartoon crap. I think that would be SO sexy! I've been trying to find someone who will dress like Betelgeuse and fuck me as Lydia. Still hasn't happened. (._.) Nobody takes it seriously and thinks I'm joking about it.

 

[VeronicaChaos]

In the movie, I was always so sad it didn't end with Beetlejuice and Lydia getting married and having lots of kinky sex. That's how it totally ends in my mind.
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I've been searching for Beetlejuice/Lydia porn for YEARS. All I get is the cartoon crap. I think that would be SO sexy! I've been trying to find someone who will dress like Betelgeuse and fuck me as Lydia. Still hasn't happened. (._.) Nobody takes it seriously and thinks I'm joking about it.

Oh yeah, I've been trying to get a guy to dress up as Beetlejuice forever too. Last boyfriend had to have stupid dreadlocks and not be able to do the hair. :crybaby: What makes it worse is every Halloween there's ALWAYS a Lydia and Beetlejuice and I always inevitably hate the girl for not realizing how lucky she is. Fuckin' bitches. That's MY man.

Edit: I do remember finding some adult fanfiction years and years ago.

Edit edit: I should find a guy who'll make a BJ/LD vid with me. It would be the best thing ever.

 

[BabyGirlRed]

Tell you what, if I dress up like Beetlejuice and you dress up like Lydia, I will make your dreams come true. Only if you dress up like Beetlejuice for me afterwards and you can fuck me as Lydia. That way, we could get the best of both worlds.

 

[ConnerJay]

"In the movie, I was always so sad it didn't end with Beetlejuice and Lydia getting married and having lots of kinky sex. That's how it totally ends in my mind."


This.

I....am not alone.

 

[lordmagellan]

Tell you what, if I dress up like Beetlejuice and you dress up like Lydia, I will make your dreams come true. Only if you dress up like Beetlejuice for me afterwards and you can fuck me as Lydia. That way, we could get the best of both worlds.

I just went to a happy place......

 

[SoTxBob]

Fucking figures ..... Back around the release of the movie, I thought it kind of fun as well. About '90, I had the correct 'costumage' for 3 Halloweens running where I was dressed up as the man himself complete with latex skin in places. All I got were smiles and "hey, great costume." The ladies weren't impressed. :crybaby:

 

[bob]

Fucking figures ..... Back around the release of the movie, I thought it kind of fun as well. About '90, I had the correct 'costumage' for 3 Halloweens running where I was dressed up as the man himself complete with latex skin in places. All I got were smiles and "hey, great costume." The ladies weren't impressed. :crybaby:

wrong ladies bob :lol:
that costume still fit? :whistle:

 

[Shaun__]

Why do the bad boys attract all the women? They will just hurt you in the end, and feed you to the Sandworms.

 

[BabyGirlRed]

Why do the bad boys attract all the women? They will just hurt you in the end, and feed you to the Sandworms.

Exactly. Just think about all the fun us ladies could have with one of them there Sandworms. MMM BB

 

[LindseyDoll]

I can see the appeal.
But for some reason when I was a kid I had the biggest crush on Jack Skellington... and Sally

 

[BabyGirlRed]

I can see the appeal.
But for some reason when I was a kid I had the biggest crush on Jack Skellington... and Sally

I'm sure Jack had a bone for you, too.

...PfffffffHAHA! (^-^)