I rode with a horribly drunk driver once, that was some scary shit. I didnt know he was that wasted, he was supposed to be my DD. Get this, from the party we drive to a fast drive thru. While we are waiting in line he passes out, fucking completey, limp, snoring drooling, with the car running, in neutral luckily. Anways I laugh for a second then realize he's wasted and at this time I didnt know how to drive a stick. So I wake him up and by shaking him Im say something like "DUDE YOU ALRIGHT, HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP", he answers correctly, lol. So we pull up to the drive thru speaker box and we order the food. Well it's like 3 cars until we get our food, so more waiting. He ends up passing out again, one car from the window. When it comes time to pull up I rouse him again. Without so much as a seconds thought, he looks around at his surroundings (lost as hell), puts it into gear and floors it, no paying, no food. He floors straight over two curbs, into two lanes of road, over a median, and onto the proper road, and floors it home, running all lights in the process. This ride was fucking intense, I figured I was dead once we left the drive thru tbh.