Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[Jupiter551]

JMac32: Michigan

Me: Oh yeah? I'm midwest too.

JMac32: must be an ohio girl

JMac32: thats fine I hate Ohio people (he leaves, and btw I'm not from Ohio lol)

OR maybe you really ARE from Ohio and this is just a trick

 

[PinkiePixi]

Im just confused... and I have no idea who this is. Nobody on my friends list - I checked just to be sure nobody had changed their name to fool me.

Edit: I figured out who it was... but still wtf?

 

[JickyJuly]

Streamate can suck an egg and a half right now. 1st there are 20 people in my room and none join my GOLD show. So some goob tries to console me by saying it's a slow day. Slow day?! You're sitting in my room not joining shit and telling me it's a slow day? I will cut you. GTFO.

Then I try to ban someone right before my next GOLD show starts and nothing pops up. The show starts. The ban screen pops up a minute later and freezes everything. Boobies out. Money lost. Log back in and another twat has messaged me demanding a refund that I "left during the show" and "am not cool". You got free boobs and weren't charged you twatting twat. :angry4:

I need to sit alone for the rest of the day to avoid hurting someone. Ugh.

 

[Jupiter551]

Im just confused... and I have no idea who this is. Nobody on my friends list - I checked just to be sure nobody had changed their name to fool me.

Edit: I figured out who it was... but still wtf?

my money's on Camstory :lol:

 

[Jupiter551]

RonnieWilson: mmmm Vanessa, your smile is so beautiful if I kissed your teeth they would explode into tiny little hearts

Wait what her TEETH would explode? Ouchh WTF!?

 

[sahi]

2 WTF's in a matter of a min or 2 in SpexyAshleigh's room;

rezdaddy: ever been motorboated by a fat guy in an overcoat?

SpongeB0b23: Hi Mom
SpongeB0b23: got milk in those melons for me?

 

[Jupiter551]

Things Streamate does that make you go "WTF?":

Did a gold show, tipped 1 gold during the show, and got this bizarre bill:

 

[AllisonWilder]

Things Streamate does that make you go "WTF?":

Did a gold show, tipped 1 gold during the show, and got this bizarre bill:

Well that's odd and delightful all at once.

 

[Anonymous]

One of those Twitter 'retweeting' fanatics just retweeted a March 12th tweet of mine which said "I'm on cam!" Hmmm.....okay. LOL.

His Twitter profile says: Cari cewe murahan buat di ewe gratis...need bitch girl for making love just have free fun...hahaha

 

[southsamurai]

2 WTF's in a matter of a min or 2 in SpexyAshleigh's room;

rezdaddy: ever been motorboated by a fat guy in an overcoat?

my new entry line!

 

[mynameisbob84]

2 WTF's in a matter of a min or 2 in SpexyAshleigh's room;

rezdaddy: ever been motorboated by a fat guy in an overcoat?

my new entry line!

 

[JordanBlack]

2 WTF's in a matter of a min or 2 in SpexyAshleigh's room;

rezdaddy: ever been motorboated by a fat guy in an overcoat?

my new entry line!

:thumbleft:

 

[ComicOzzie]

ScorpianLover: u look so pretty lately.....sure yr not preggies?

WTF?

 

[ComicOzzie]

licktheclit3: im moving to the ukrine

In the room of a Romanian model...

 

[Jupiter551]

licktheclit3: im moving to the ukrine

In the room of a Romanian model...

oh sorry the 'k' there was a typo, also:

Guest19273: ass dream bb fuck

 

[ComicOzzie]

cranbo: how much to do a shit/suran wrap fetish?
cranbo: i poop on your chest or face while you wear suran wrap

 

[GoddessAiren]

sissy776543: ur face like mirror under sun

 

[zippypinhead]

This one definitely made me wtf. Not the way to a lady's heart.

 

[Jupiter551]

Christian554: hey idk if u remember me but we talked on date hookeup
Christian554: hello
H----_b---y: hi sorry coputeer died
Christian554: its ok.so hey do u really live in <city>
H----_b---y: yes i do live in <city, state>
All users have opted out of the Group Show initiation.
Christian554: wow lol so do i hey ill pm u
H----_b---y: wow?
H----_b---y: lol you gotta tip 100tkns for firends list

wtf :lol:

sequel: http://www.ambercutie.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=12327&p=312784#p312784

 

[Jupiter551]

HITITYO9 [05]: fuck yessss
HITITYO9 [05]: u single bb
HITITYO9 [05]: omg bb
HITITYO9 [05]: bang ur pussy

 

[ComicOzzie]

intoyou112: can i get a preview of wat a pvte might include please???

Has this ever worked in the history of MFC?

 

[ComicOzzie]

glowfisch: Yes they ban me for having a sense of humour

You keep thinking that's the reason. :thumbleft:

 

[ComicOzzie]

paul830: FFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK BB
paul830: ANAL BB
paul830: MMMMMMMMMM

Members like Paul here add so much to any room they enter. :roll:

 

[helloimc]

LordofDemons: holy shit I've been looking all over for you! You're the girl who has sex with her dog in group right?!?!

 

[LilyMarie]

LordofDemons: holy shit I've been looking all over for you! You're the girl who has sex with her dog in group right?!?!

Somebody didn't get enough attention from his mommy when he was little.

 

[ComicOzzie]

seriouswanke: if we went private would you watch me eat my cum???

Speaking of people who didnt get enough attention...

 

[JerryBoBerry]

All these pages of WTF's. Sometimes I get depressed for the current state of the human race.

 

[Jupiter551]

From an (apparently) American member to a Russian model who apparently has better English than he does and realises this makes no sense:

MichaelFl: how big is ur anal

 

[emptiedglass]

From an (apparently) American member to a Russian model who apparently has better English than he does and realises this makes no sense:

MichaelFl: how big is ur anal

The he asks her to open it, right? :lol:

 

[LadyLuna]

From an (apparently) American member to a Russian model who apparently has better English than he does and realises this makes no sense:

MichaelFl: how big is ur anal

Correct response from model: "do you mean my anal toy?"