Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[Jupiter551]

Paravel: do you watch 25 yr old jewish stallions ejaculate?

 

[NoelleBright]

"get a fucking tan, you look like an eskimo"
...maybe you should educate yourself on what an Eskimo actually looks like.
I'm also Siberian and tan isn't really something I can achieve anyway. :roll:

 

[Rosemary]

Some good quotes i've been saving:

jaketron37: hi bb i wanna fuck ur throat so hard that when i cum it cums out your nose.

Rotfl I've had that happen before. It's not so pleasant.

ROFL! Yep. It's called 'The Angry Dragon'. I did it once by accident, and then again just to make sure it wasn't a fluke. Good memories :lol:

 

[LilyMarie]

"get a fucking tan, you look like an eskimo"
...maybe you should educate yourself on what an Eskimo actually looks like.
I'm also Siberian and tan isn't really something I can achieve anyway. :roll:

Wow, what a jerk -.-
That's like saying "Die your hair blond, you're too brunette for my taste."
There are so many men who are into pale girls!

 

[ScarletVixen]

Paravel: do you watch 25 yr old jewish stallions ejaculate?

There's a joke in here somewhere... :-D

 

[ViruSphere]

Some good quotes i've been saving:

jaketron37: hi bb i wanna fuck ur throat so hard that when i cum it cums out your nose.

Rotfl I've had that happen before. It's not so pleasant.

Ewwwwww! When I drink a Pepsi sometimes the gas from the carbonation will enter my nasal passages. That hurts enough, I can't imagine cum in there.

u look like an eskimo"
...maybe you should educate yourself on what an Eskimo actually looks like.
I'm also Siberian and tan isn't really something I can achieve anyway. :roll:

Exactly. Inuit people (proper term for Eskimo, at least when referring to aboriginal Canadians living in the Arctic) have darker skin than Caucasian Canadians because they're related to First Nations people, aka Natives. A vast majority of Caucasian Canadians are descendants of immigrants from Northern Europe like Ireland, the United Kingdom, France, Germany, Poland and Scandinavia.

As for you being Siberian Noelle, that explains your hotness.

 

[Jupiter551]

Paravel: do you watch 25 yr old jewish stallions ejaculate?

There's a joke in here somewhere... :-D

Well when it happened I immediately was like what, 25 horses?! Then "ohh" ><

 

[RedHerby1]

Some good quotes i've been saving:

jaketron37: hi bb i wanna fuck ur throat so hard that when i cum it cums out your nose.

Rotfl I've had that happen before. It's not so pleasant.

ROFL! Yep. It's called 'The Angry Dragon'. I did it once by accident, and then again just to make sure it wasn't a fluke. Good memories :lol:

'The Angry Dragon', WTF !!! and a google search confirms this.

really, 45 years old, ok now a normal single fat pervert that visit cam sites, but in my young and hot years between 16 and 25 I did do a lot, I did think I know all , now after 2 months on ACF I don't think that anymore.

 

[Jupiter551]

Lol so there's a member who dislikes me, has sent me nasty emails etc because months ago I posted a mocking picture of him...a few times. Today a model sent me this from her pm log of what the member said to her (names have been changed to protect ACF from the psychotic):

Member: i'm pretty influential guy... :wyess
Model: ?
Model: what u talk about?
Member: mfc changed rules...so people can't post images on chat...
Model: not even one image?
Member: on the chat...yea... u see that right...it does not appear there in the chat.
Model: emotes?
Model: u mean?
Member: note emotes ...like picutres from other website...
Model: ah ok
Member: not emotes..emotes work...
Member: but need to be approved right...
Member: jup lost his power when it happened..

 

[ScarletVixen]

Lol so there's a member who dislikes me, has sent me nasty emails etc because months ago I posted a mocking picture of him...a few times. Today a model sent me this from her pm log of what the member said to her (names have been changed to protect ACF from the psychotic):

Member: i'm pretty influential guy... :wyess
Model: ?
Model: what u talk about?
Member: mfc changed rules...so people can't post images on chat...
Model: not even one image?
Member: on the chat...yea... u see that right...it does not appear there in the chat.
Model: emotes?
Model: u mean?
Member: note emotes ...like picutres from other website...
Model: ah ok
Member: not emotes..emotes work...
Member: but need to be approved right...
Member: jup lost his power when it happened..

So a lack of images is your kryptonite? The source of your unworldy powers is MFC emotes? OH NO!!!

 

[Jupiter551]

So a lack of images is your kryptonite? The source of your unworldy powers is MFC emotes? OH NO!!!

Yup, in an email he also claimed to have caused the flood in my city last year

 

[ComicOzzie]

manoj_uk: amazing boobs and tits darling

That's right. He liked her boobs AND her tits.

DrLovegood: God is an asshole for not making you my girlfriend

Best pickup line ever!

ILoveVannah: IM CUMMING OUT CORN CHUNKS AND BLOOD CLOTS

Thanks for sharing.

 

[camstory]

Lol so there's a member who dislikes me, has sent me nasty emails etc because months ago I posted a mocking picture of him...a few times. Today a model sent me this from her pm log of what the member said to her (names have been changed to protect ACF from the psychotic):

Member: i'm pretty influential guy... :wyess
Model: ?
Model: what u talk about?
Member: mfc changed rules...so people can't post images on chat...
Model: not even one image?
Member: on the chat...yea... u see that right...it does not appear there in the chat.
Model: emotes?
Model: u mean?
Member: note emotes ...like picutres from other website...
Model: ah ok
Member: not emotes..emotes work...
Member: but need to be approved right...
Member: jup lost his power when it happened..

So a lack of images is your kryptonite? The source of your unworldy powers is MFC emotes? OH NO!!!

I have reason to believe this might not be too far off base. Wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more. :shhh:

 

[camstory]

luv2jac: that asshole looks really nice! mmmmmmmmmmm my tongues getting hard

 

[camstory]

BigShooter27: WE JUST NEED 3 GUYS TO MAKE HER AIR TIGHT
meatbone83: i call mouth! i dont want your balls touching mine
BigShooter27: MEAT LMAO


Or

MurrayLdn: i have a moustache atm
happyporn82: hey Sophie and Daisy
Sophialocke: murrayldn you have a moustache ass to mouth?
MurrayLdn: not ass to mouth lol
MurrayLdn: i look like a young tom selleck
Sirwanksabit: I look like an old horses ass

 

[AmberCutie]

luv2jac: that asshole looks really nice! mmmmmmmmmmm my tongues getting hard

:angry4: The hard tongue thing drives me mad. And not in a hot and horny way. In a "why the fuck do you think that's a sexy thing to say" way.

 

[Jupiter551]

luv2jac: that asshole looks really nice! mmmmmmmmmmm my tongues getting hard

:angry4: The hard tongue thing drives me mad. And not in a hot and horny way. In a "why the fuck do you think that's a sexy thing to say" way.

LOL I'm pretty sure I've literally never heard that! I've heard someone say their "penis is dripping" eww.

 

[AmberCutie]

luv2jac: that asshole looks really nice! mmmmmmmmmmm my tongues getting hard

:angry4: The hard tongue thing drives me mad. And not in a hot and horny way. In a "why the fuck do you think that's a sexy thing to say" way.

LOL I'm pretty sure I've literally never heard that! I've heard someone say their "penis is dripping" eww.

Aside from dripping being gross sounding, calling it a penis isn't all that sexy either.

 

[Jupiter551]

LOL I'm pretty sure I've literally never heard that! I've heard someone say their "penis is dripping" eww.

Aside from dripping being gross sounding, calling it a penis isn't all that sexy either.[/quote]

Lol I totally agree, if it drips when they're aroused I think they need to see a doctor...and they probly called it a cock lol, I don't remember Is 'dripping cock' sexy? Dripping love-truncheon?

 

[LadyLuna]

Lol I totally agree, if it drips when they're aroused I think they need to see a doctor...and they probly called it a cock lol, I don't remember Is 'dripping cock' sexy? Dripping love-truncheon?

While it's not a sexy image to look at... damn do I love to lick precum

 

[AedanRayne]

HeadGiver: we poisoned you to reducwe your IQ so you would be a cam performer

:lol: JUST got that one!

 

[Nordling]

luv2jac: that asshole looks really nice! mmmmmmmmmmm my tongues getting hard

:angry4: The hard tongue thing drives me mad. And not in a hot and horny way. In a "why the fuck do you think that's a sexy thing to say" way.

On the other hand (so to speak) I kind of think "she makes my thumbs sweat" is rather cute.

 

[ComicOzzie]

hugg4u: daughter spread legs daughter zoooomm perfect pink vagina daughter

I saw this drooler post this exact thing in 3 different rooms today. Troll much?

And then this, immediately after..

hugg4u: sweety 400 tokn for 600mins skype show sweety
hugg4u: pm me

 

[Shaun__]

hugg4u: daughter spread legs daughter zoooomm perfect pink vagina daughter

I saw this drooler post this exact thing in 3 different rooms today. Troll much?

And then this, immediately after..

hugg4u: sweety 400 tokn for 600mins skype show sweety
hugg4u: pm me

He is offering a whole 20 dollars for just a 10 hour Skype show. Bet he was having trouble keeping the models away with that kind of generosity.

 

[LilyMarie]

Today I switched my country to Vatican for the lulz, because I don't want to choose Germany for some reason.
This one member just asked me if I was actually from Vatican. I said that I'm from Germany.

bluemoonrisin: ok so the next thing u tell me was that the pope was in the hitler youth

What the actual fuck? How is that supposed to be funny???

 

[Shaun__]

Today I switched my country to Vatican for the lulz, because I don't want to choose Germany for some reason.
This one member just asked me if I was actually from Vatican. I said that I'm from Germany.

bluemoonrisin: ok so the next thing u tell me was that the pope was in the hitler youth

What the actual fuck? How is that supposed to be funny???

Since Pope Benedict XVI was in the Hitler youth as was required by German law when he was 14 it is funny to me.

 

[Anonymous]

A long time MFC basic tweeting the hell out of several models on Twitter, begging them to call him. :lol: I blocked him, but I was remembering him once telling me "I had $400 here that I was ready to spend on you." LMAO.....

 

[EvaLee]

A long time MFC basic tweeting the hell out of several models on Twitter, begging them to call him. :lol: I blocked him, but I was remembering him once telling me "I had $400 here that I was ready to spend on you." LMAO.....

Ah I love that line. Or the classic 'why did you ban me? unban me! I was just going to tip you!'

 

[Jupiter551]

Today I switched my country to Vatican for the lulz, because I don't want to choose Germany for some reason.
This one member just asked me if I was actually from Vatican. I said that I'm from Germany.

bluemoonrisin: ok so the next thing u tell me was that the pope was in the hitler youth

What the actual fuck? How is that supposed to be funny???

Since Pope Benedict XVI was in the Hitler youth as was required by German law when he was 14 it is funny to me.

"Joking" to a German about nazis is about as "funny" as going into any American room and bringing up slavery.

 

[Shaun__]

Today I switched my country to Vatican for the lulz, because I don't want to choose Germany for some reason.
This one member just asked me if I was actually from Vatican. I said that I'm from Germany.

bluemoonrisin: ok so the next thing u tell me was that the pope was in the hitler youth

What the actual fuck? How is that supposed to be funny???

Since Pope Benedict XVI was in the Hitler youth as was required by German law when he was 14 it is funny to me.

"Joking" to a German about nazis is about as "funny" as going into any American room and bringing up slavery.

I think anyone who had relatives killed and tortured by the Nazis during their occupation of France can make all the bad Nazi jokes they want to anywhere they want to.