Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[Jay_Storm]

I'd have sent her this group's default image of Gordon Ramsey

She posted an image of Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist saying that is how she imagines me.

 

[yummybrownfox]

Yeah, because I'm just dying to log off of cam to go onto lame-ass Snapchat to see your dick for free...like I've never seen huge dick before.

 

[NotYou]

Is his a downgrade from being a delicate flower?


john_carpa
you are of a delicate porcelain in the midst of many common pottery

 

[Mel1]

What a night, I haven't even started since 20 minutes:

first, to show him that I have a lush, he gave me 2 tok, he wrote that if I stay to show him one more time, he will give me 2 tok ( probably he hoped for a free pussy flash, but I showed him just the lush)

next: show me panties, show me ass ( of course 0 tip)

 

[rockin_rod]

you are of a delicate porcelain in the midst of many common pottery

sounds like he should be on the Antiques Roadshow

 

[CheeseMoon]

sounds like he should be on the Antiques Roadshow

– So please tell us why this fine china tea cup is special to you?
– It reminds me of a half naked woman I saw on the internet once

 

[Smoothie]

next: show me panties, show me ass ( of course 0 tip)

That’s when you tell him “show me some tokens, or I’ll show you the exit.”

 

[yummybrownfox]

Blah, blah, blah. Just admit you've been wanting to try some brown sugar, but none of the hot Black women you know will give you the time of day, REJECT.

 

[bud9752]

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Yeah, because I'm just dying to log off of cam to go onto lame-ass Snapchat to see your dick for free...like I've never seen huge dick before.

then let me show you this HUGE 5.9 inch monster

 

[darcyduke]

daleowen2473
can u send me 1 photo to my email then i transfer my money to 1000 tokens on here for u xx
daleowen2473
send photo of face and tits
daleowen2473
dalem****@aol.com
daleowen2473
send me photo
daleowen2473
i will then get 1000 ok xx
darcyduke
LOL
daleowen2473
ok show im ligit
daleowen2473
just send all legs feet
daleowen2473
then i get u 1000
darcyduke
u must think i was born yesterday. How about u send me a pic of ur face and cock first? then i give u 1000 tks

 

[CheeseMoon]

daleowen2473
ok show im ligit

Damn, he's clever!

 

[rockin_rod]

daleowen2473
can u send me 1 photo to my email then i transfer my money to 1000 tokens on here for u xx
daleowen2473
send photo of face and tits
daleowen2473
dalem****@aol.com
daleowen2473
send me photo
daleowen2473
i will then get 1000 ok xx
darcyduke
LOL
daleowen2473
ok show im ligit
daleowen2473
just send all legs feet
daleowen2473
then i get u 1000
darcyduke
u must think i was born yesterday. How about u send me a pic of ur face and cock first? then i give u 1000 tks

Reminds me of a recent interaction I saw (but I didn't get a screen cap).
Model had on her tip menu 'squirt 1500'.
Guy wrote 'prove you can squirt, and I'll tip for it'
Yeah, sure you will

 

[NotYou]

daleowen2473
can u send me 1 photo to my email then i transfer my money to 1000 tokens on here for u xx
daleowen2473
send photo of face and tits
daleowen2473
dalem****@aol.com
daleowen2473
send me photo
daleowen2473
i will then get 1000 ok xx
darcyduke
LOL
daleowen2473
ok show im ligit
daleowen2473
just send all legs feet
daleowen2473
then i get u 1000
darcyduke
u must think i was born yesterday. How about u send me a pic of ur face and cock first? then i give u 1000 tks

I am surprised he didn't take you up on this offer, so many guys just love to show theirs off lol.




Side question: why do guys measure their dick AND to the exact millimetre too? I mean, it always makes me "lol" when they say 6.122

 

[Omne35]

I am surprised he didn't take you up on this offer, so many guys just love to show theirs off lol.




Side question: why do guys measure their dick AND to the exact millimetre too? I mean, it always makes me "lol" when they say 6.122

Ah but they don't like not being anonymous. The face was probably the issue.

I've never figured out the measuring thing either. I've never bothered measuring myself since it seemed pointless. I've also never measured my ear, my big toe or my thumb.

 

[NotYou]

Ah but they don't like not being anonymous. The face was probably the issue.

I've never figured out the measuring thing either. I've never bothered measuring myself since it seemed pointless. I've also never measured my ear, my big toe or my thumb.

I wish I could say the same but a model once asked me to measure my nose and she did hers too.


We were joking around and she said my nose was bigger than hers by a lot... we measured and hers was 1 or 2 cm bigger. It was funny. We laughed.

 

[bbbbadddd]

FAHD52
I want to suck your beautiful foot with great force for a thousand years

That's a long time.

 

[NotYou]

FAHD52
I want to suck your beautiful foot with great force for a thousand years

That's a long time.

Whatever lucky lady lands this amazing guy, better be into fitness/crossfit etc and be amazing at handstands

 

[yummybrownfox]

Gee, what a surprise! A new 20-point premium member who won't tip for tits. That dude bolted faster than Roadrunner as soon as I mentioned tipping.

 

[NotYou]

This is what I saw as soon as entering a model's room.
I have a feeling she may have it so she can't see grey's chat (stripchat) but the rest of the room can. This is a good example as to why if you don't want to see the chat from grey users, just block it for al users to see, this is not exactly good for users to see pon first entering...

 

[NotYou]

How can any woman refuse?

yung_mann
I just turnt 17 this week and I wanna know if u wanna b my first flash it would mean alott to me plus imma definitely cum 4 u if u do imagine my yung cock explode with cum all cuz of u and nobody has to know our lil secret

 

[rockin_rod]

How can any woman refuse?

yung_mann
I just turnt 17 this week and I wanna know if u wanna b my first flash it would mean alott to me plus imma definitely cum 4 u if u do imagine my yung cock explode with cum all cuz of u and nobody has to know our lil secret

hope the model reported that based on stated age.......

 

[rockin_rod]

 

[Life_Happens]

hope the model reported that based on stated age.......

A High School Principal was just arrested today in my area for lewd, sexual texting with students.
WHY?!!!
Just......WHY?
Disgusting.
Probably one of those gray-colored demanding perverts.

 

[NotYou]

hope the model reported that based on stated age.......

I don't think she did but I did.
She basically ignored it, it seemed. I have been burned too many times when I try speak up about things like that - unless it's with a model I am a regular with and she knows me well enough.

But she is a British model so may have (in her mind) not "minded" so much, since sex is legal at 16, and porn not til 18 (makes no sense right).. but yeah, I can't actually say for sure, that would be my best guess but I am probably wrong for it.

 

[Life_Happens]

OK I am in a room right now trying to flirt with a really great model. This other member is not saying, but doing something that is making me say WTF?!

He is dropping 1 token tips....like about 200 so far. WTF dude! You are ruining that chatroom and making us other guys wait for 10 minutes for our 15-50 tips to even fire off. Then here come your ones again!

So annoying. Must be close to 300 now. Ugh! Enough to let me come here and post before I even see my tips fire. hahaha

ETA: Still the 1-tokens keep coming. Probably about 700 or 800 by now. This can't be pleasurable could it? Poor girl is putting on a good act, but already told me that the 1's don;t do much for her. He'll probably demand her Instagram or Lovense control now.

 

[CheeseMoon]

OK I am in a room right now trying to flirt with a really great model. This other member is not saying, but doing something that is making me say WTF?!

Can't say I like these "wall of 1" guys either. Often the model has a bot thanking the user for the tip as well, making the public chat thoroughly useless. The constant tip sounds aren't too sexy either.
Sometimes I wish cam sites had a separate window or pane displaying tips in order to keep the chat going, plus the ability to toggle tip sounds.

 

[rockin_rod]

Can't say I like these "wall of 1" guys either. Often the model has a bot thanking the user for the tip as well, making the public chat thoroughly useless. The constant tip sounds aren't too sexy either.
Sometimes I wish cam sites had a separate window or pane displaying tips in order to keep the chat going, plus the ability to toggle tip sounds.

A yellow wall can be good to try and encourage some participation if the room is quiet, but other times it can work against you for a lot of reasons like these ^.
Got to know when to stop.
On CB, when the tip noise is the same for 1 token or 99, it's easy to miss when someone tips for a menu item in amongst a yellow wall. I'm sure other sites are similar.

 

[Dannyhomebody]

Has anybody ever been told these words? I'm here. Talk idiots. Go slit your wrists. I just laughed. He logged off and I reported this guy to support, so hopefully no other model has to deal with this d-bag's BS.

 

[Jay_Storm]

The constant tip sounds aren't too sexy either.

At least on mobile there is a tip volume setting.

I know of a user who tips five 1 token tips about every 2 to 3 minutes. No matter what else is happening

 

[darcyduke]

USER: U AR BEAUTIFUL AND V HEALTHY.

....eh?