Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[PinUpKittie]

Ick....crazy how the super weirdos keep making the rounds!

 

[NevaehStar]

member told me today that he had to wait for his friends stepmom to leave, because the last time he was watching MFC he was jerking off & the stepmom walked in on him. The step mom told him to continue his thing cuz he paid for it & she wanted to stand there & watch....

lol, oooook

 

[Mitchie Lynn]

Him: r ur armpits shaved bb?
Me: Uh... Yeah. They are.
Him: proof it

 

[AngelicTease]

Was that the user called armpit_man or something like that? He's tipped me to show mine before and it was when mine were pretty hairy where I'd been too lazy to shave them haha!

 

[Mitchie Lynn]

Was that the user called armpit_man or something like that? He's tipped me to show mine before and it was when mine were pretty hairy where I'd been too lazy to shave them haha!

Mmm... I don't think so. His name was totally unrelated to armpits as I recall.

 

[AngelicTease]

Blimey there must be more than one armpit fetish person lol.

 

[Lydia_Deetz]

lol- Amber

when I read it, it reminded me of the sitcom "Friends"
and Joey saying "how YOUUUuu doin?"

and then saying "How YOUR toilet??" in the same tone...lmao

Ha! Me too! Great minds and all that LOL

 

[AlexLady]

There was this guy who told me about twice a week that a model asked for a clone-a-whilly of his penis. I got sick of it and told him to stop lying to the world. >_>

 

[DivSavel]

User: wow bb u looks very sexy i like ur breastsize bb can u show one perfect nipple my cock thanks u with top vote and tips okay bb

:lol:

 

[AmbrosiaCer]

Him: r ur armpits shaved bb?
Me: Uh... Yeah. They are.
Him: proof it

Reminds me of this dude that's been frequenting my room for months and tips me just about every time to raise my arms and show him my armpits.

 

[Mitchie Lynn]

Him: r ur armpits shaved bb?
Me: Uh... Yeah. They are.
Him: proof it

Reminds me of this dude that's been frequenting my room for months and tips me just about every time to raise my arms and show him my armpits.

He didn't even tip me for it! D=

 

[AmbrosiaCer]

Him: r ur armpits shaved bb?
Me: Uh... Yeah. They are.
Him: proof it

Reminds me of this dude that's been frequenting my room for months and tips me just about every time to raise my arms and show him my armpits.

He didn't even tip me for it! D=

Aww... This dude only tips me 10 tokens, but since he doesn't ask for anything other than I pull up my sleeves and raise my arms for a bit, I don't mind.

I actually have to do it in such a way that it looks normal, like I'm stretching or messing with my hair. I don't want everyone else in my room to wonder why I have my arms raised. Sometimes I actually tell everyone that someone just tipped me to show my armpits. xD

 

[Just_mark__]

User: wow bb u looks very sexy i like ur breastsize bb can u show one perfect nipple my cock thanks u with top vote and tips okay bb

:lol:

You see this sort of thing so often, I wonder if it gets any kind of result in anyones room.

 

[Jebbaz]

User: wow bb u looks very sexy i like ur breastsize bb can u show one perfect nipple my cock thanks u with top vote and tips okay bb

:lol:

You see this sort of thing so often, I wonder if it gets any kind of result in anyones room.

thing is this kinda thing doesn't strike me as insulting or beggerish, I think the guys who sound like that are legitimately trying to say something nice, albeit a little horny. They just aren't quite as well spoken as other members I believe.

 

[SamCamNxtDoor]

LadyLuna is correct on all aforementioned information regarding the French language. For those who speak French, what the member said actually makes sense.

I grew up speaking French and English so I can totally understand what the person was saying. LOL. (I'm a first gen American on one side-- Dad's French).

 

[AnaVictoriaXO]

while fully naked he said to me: Somehow get more naked...........ahahaha cracked me up!

 

[Mirra]

while fully naked he said to me: Somehow get more naked...........ahahaha cracked me up!

"open ur boobs bb"

 

[AnaVictoriaXO]

while fully naked he said to me: Somehow get more naked...........ahahaha cracked me up!

"open ur boobs bb"

haha thnaks for the giggle! :lol:

 

[GreatDane]

while fully naked he said to me: Somehow get more naked...........ahahaha cracked me up!

"open ur boobs bb"

haha thnaks for the giggle! :lol:

Transformer boobs FTW

 

[Cassidy Nicole]

YourOwner: i want to rape fuck u soo hard & rough. I want to make u my sex slave p r o s t i t u t e & cover u with my semen. Then i want to cum deep inside your vagina

 

[LadyLuna]

YourOwner: i want to rape fuck u soo hard & rough. I want to make u my sex slave p r o s t i t u t e & cover u with my semen. Then i want to cum deep inside your vagina

is prostitute one of the words/phrases blocked by mfc's public chat? If so, sweet!

I'm fine with being called a slut, but being called a whore is just... no thanks

 

[AngelicTease]

If people call me a whore I agree and say I'm a cam whore, a picture whore, and a attention whore. They shut up after that!

 

[PinUpKittie]

There was a basic on one night that asked me to do something for free....top off, I believe. I told him I don't do free requests and he'd have to be happy with how the show went that night. He responded with the typical "whuteve i can find 40 other models that will do whutever i want 4 free" so I told him to go find them and stop wasting time in my room.

Now at the time there was some reason why I couldn't ban him in time. I believe he left the room and clicking on people in the room list is the only way I've been able to ban lately. Anyway I just let him leave.

20-30 minutes later he's back "Sorry I was a jerk before". The conversation was lively in the room so I ignored him but let him stay.

Now he's been in my room every night since, politely adding to the conversation. Hasn't asked for a single thing. Wonder what happened to those 40 other models? LOL

 

[Bocefish]

I'm fine with being called a slut, but being called a whore is just... no thanks

Definition of WHORE

1: a woman who engages in sexual acts for money

Just sayin' :whistle:

 

[AmberCutie]

I'm fine with being called a slut, but being called a whore is just... no thanks

Definition of WHORE

1: a woman who engages in sexual acts for money

Just sayin' :whistle:

Hehe... sluts just act like sex objects for attention, whores make money off of it. I love being called a camwhore!

 

[SatanJonez]

I'm fine with being called a slut, but being called a whore is just... no thanks

Definition of WHORE

1: a woman who engages in sexual acts for money

Just sayin' :whistle:

Hehe... sluts just act like sex objects for attention, whores make money off of it. I love being called a camwhore!

This! >_>

 

[Mikeythegeek]

I'm fine with being called a slut, but being called a whore is just... no thanks

Definition of WHORE

1: a woman who engages in sexual acts for money

Just sayin' :whistle:

Hehe... sluts just act like sex objects for attention, whores make money off of it. I love being called a camwhore!

So what was Jawbs saying when he did this???

 

[AmberCutie]

So what was Jawbs saying when he did this???

I'm his slut! He doesn't pay me...
No, the nickels in the plastic wrap don't count.

 

[Mikeythegeek]

So what was Jawbs saying when he did this???

I'm his slut! He doesn't pay me...
No, the nickels in the plastic wrap don't count.

Sure didn't seem like you were thrilled about it at the time. :lol:

 

[Angela Sommers]

"Take off your pussy"

LOL love that one! I usually think this comes from a foreigner, and they mean to say "take off your panties and let me see your pussy"....which results in a ban either way. lol