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Jebbaz said:
galactic6 said:
In ApertureScience's room
Velark: i would drag my dick through a football field of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie
WTF?!?
very old 4chan thing about a girl with a great ass.
It seems to predate even that. A similar phrase appeared in Nicholas Proffitt's book about Vietnam era soldiers Gardens of Stone, published in 1984 (movie made in 1987).
That is some fine-looking woman. A real live honest-to-shit high class lady. Why I do believe I'd drag my balls over ten miles of ground glass just to hear her pee in a tin cup over the phone
Proffitt was in the Army in the 1960's and later served as a war correspondent in Vietnam.
 
bigidiot: so about your amazon wishlist?
Me: what about it?
bigidiot: not to b rude but whats in it for me?


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Argh wtf, this has really pissed me off, probably more than it should do! It's a birthday wishlist, and he expects stuff in return wtf. ARGHHH. That's what I hate about wishlists, most idiots buy something expecting to get stuff in return, and it's bloody annoying! Fine if it was labeled as a wishlist where I thank people with stuff, but it's a bloody birthday one for birthday gifts, I shouldn't feel the need to give people stuff for buying me a gift for my birthday, arghhhh, why isn't a simple thank you enough anymore why do people always want more and more, grrr pffft hmphhh.
 
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I reckon that's what you should have said... in a way. Though maybe something more along the lines of "You'll have my gratitude and I can thank you on cam for your gift if I see you." Especially effective is if you'll be opening any gift you get on a specific day so people who buy something can be there to see you open it. That's how Amber did her Christmas gifts. I believe I can speak for Mikey as well as myself to say it was fun to watch her open our gifts. :)
 
There not even things I could use to say thank you! It's all bird books and binocolours, lol! Nothing sexy like toys and lingerie or something haha.
Ooh opening them on cam is a good idea. Thankies. :)
I just told him to fuck off pretty much though, and tried to ban him but it wont let me. Have any other models that that problem? It gives me an error saying the person doesn't exist or I'm trying to ban myself, even when I copy and paste the name. It's happened with basics too, there's a few basics that keep spamming my room with a link to another cam site, I try and ban them but can't!
 
I agree if they are for holidays its should be just that, but I get packages from amazon all the time...as much I think I'm a spoiled princess and my friends on here celebrate my birthday 365days a year if its not really my bday or xmas present I give them a skype show with whatever they got me and as well open gifts on cam.

The good guys on here luv that and I do to! I have never got so many gifts in my life till I started caming!

Always a nice surprise to find a outfit or dildo at my front door :D a few times a month :). Makes you and your regulars a little more closer and intimate to :)

ChristyMay
 
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I was sent a video of mine on a porn site.... I always go through the comments to see what they say. All the comments were ranting and raving but 2 comments from 1 poster "I wonder what her IQ is" and "she looks like an airhead" Do people really have to try to find something to insult something with?! Who cares what it is! Just enjoy the video and the awesome blowjob! Shit. :roll:
 
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05:41:10 PM KayceeCane: what would you like to do?
05:42:07 PM bmwfuck: iwanttofuckyourpussy
05:42:42 PM KayceeCane: uhm. so what would you like me to do in pvt
05:43:04 PM bmwfuck: fuckypurpussy
05:43:28 PM KayceeCane: you only have 115 tokens at the moment that givees me less than 2 minutes, are you wanting me to cum in that amount of time?
05:43:54 PM bmwfuck: couldu
05:44:00 PM KayceeCane: probably not
05:44:35 PM bmwfuck: letstry
05:45:53 PM bmwfuck: your-so-hot
05:46:04 PM KayceeCane: ok fine
05:46:28 PM bmwfuck: could-u-see-me
05:46:43 PM KayceeCane: I can turn on your cam if you want but you don't have it one
05:46:46 PM KayceeCane: on*
05:47:31 PM bmwfuck: is-it-on-now
05:48:09 PM KayceeCane: nope
05:48:13 PM KayceeCane: still isn't
05:48:28 PM bmwfuck: how-do-i-turn-it-on
05:48:41 PM bmwfuck: i-have-a-mac
05:49:01 PM KayceeCane: I don't know
05:49:41 PM bmwfuck: ok-lets-fuck-spread-wide-wide-wideand-try-to-cum-
05:49:47 PM bmwfuck: ready-?


86 tokens later.. ijustcum and pvt ended

totally embarrassed that I need money that badly, I think I want to post this shit on my profile for the world to see
 
Cassidy Nicole said:
I was sent a video of mine on a porn site.... I always go through the comments to see what they say. All the comments were ranting and raving but 2 comments from 1 poster "I wonder what her IQ is" and "she looks like an airhead" Do people really have to try to find something to insult something with?! Who cares what it is! Just enjoy the video and the awesome blowjob! Shit. :roll:

Leave it to a bunch of douche canoe's to be thinking about your cranial activity instead of watching an awesome BJ! Fuck twats!
 
BadAssCurves said:
Cassidy Nicole said:
I was sent a video of mine on a porn site.... I always go through the comments to see what they say. All the comments were ranting and raving but 2 comments from 1 poster "I wonder what her IQ is" and "she looks like an airhead" Do people really have to try to find something to insult something with?! Who cares what it is! Just enjoy the video and the awesome blowjob! Shit. :roll:

Leave it to a bunch of douche canoe's to be thinking about your cranial activity instead of watching an awesome BJ! Fuck twats!

SERIOUSLYYYYYYYY.
 
kayceecane said:
05:41:10 PM KayceeCane: what would you like to do?
05:42:07 PM bmwfuck: iwanttofuckyourpussy
05:42:42 PM KayceeCane: uhm. so what would you like me to do in pvt
05:43:04 PM bmwfuck: fuckypurpussy
05:43:28 PM KayceeCane: you only have 115 tokens at the moment that givees me less than 2 minutes, are you wanting me to cum in that amount of time?
05:43:54 PM bmwfuck: couldu
05:44:00 PM KayceeCane: probably not
05:44:35 PM bmwfuck: letstry
05:45:53 PM bmwfuck: your-so-hot
05:46:04 PM KayceeCane: ok fine
05:46:28 PM bmwfuck: could-u-see-me
05:46:43 PM KayceeCane: I can turn on your cam if you want but you don't have it one
05:46:46 PM KayceeCane: on*
05:47:31 PM bmwfuck: is-it-on-now
05:48:09 PM KayceeCane: nope
05:48:13 PM KayceeCane: still isn't
05:48:28 PM bmwfuck: how-do-i-turn-it-on
05:48:41 PM bmwfuck: i-have-a-mac
05:49:01 PM KayceeCane: I don't know
05:49:41 PM bmwfuck: ok-lets-fuck-spread-wide-wide-wideand-try-to-cum-
05:49:47 PM bmwfuck: ready-?


86 tokens later.. ijustcum and pvt ended

totally embarrassed that I need money that badly, I think I want to post this shit on my profile for the world to see

Go for it and make sure you highlight the guy's name. It may make him think twice about what he puts up on the screen.
 
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Vulcan100: wow
Vulcan100: wats english girls doin working on here?
Ugly_UK_Loner: whats that meant to mean?
Vulcan100: Can you read english?
Vulcan100: what the fuck do you think it means?
Ugly_UK_Loner: yes lol
Ugly_UK_Loner: why shouldnt english girls be on here?
Ugly_UK_Loner: i dont understand?
Ugly_UK_Loner: what girls are allowed then, just US girls?
Vulcan100: its not an english thing to work on here
Vulcan100: Afternoon chocs?
Vulcan100: 1.30pm chocs?
Ugly_UK_Loner: why isnt it a english thing?


He didn't answer me so I have no idea what he was on about!
 
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AngelicTease said:
Vulcan100: wow
Vulcan100: wats english girls doin working on here?
Ugly_UK_Loner: whats that meant to mean?
Vulcan100: Can you read english?
Vulcan100: what the fuck do you think it means?
Ugly_UK_Loner: yes lol
Ugly_UK_Loner: why shouldnt english girls be on here?
Ugly_UK_Loner: i dont understand?
Ugly_UK_Loner: what girls are allowed then, just US girls?
Vulcan100: its not an english thing to work on here
Vulcan100: Afternoon chocs?
Vulcan100: 1.30pm chocs?
Ugly_UK_Loner: why isnt it a english thing?


He didn't answer me so I have no idea what he was on about!
Sounds like he's insinuating that only girls who don't speak English should be on MFC.
 
Well that's stupid, what a pleb! I bet if that's how it was, then he'd complain that he can't understand people/can't have a conversation, grr. I hate stupid judgemental twats. I had some wally tell me I was a turn off to him today, coz camming is my job, apparently it's a huge turn off that I don't have goals, wtf.
YAY for the ban button. :D
 
Just a little while ago a model posted this pm that she just received. I Xed out the names to protect the guilty LOL


LXXXXXXX: jXXXXX hi bb can u see me? i have my balls tied up and stretched. would u pls humiliate me by pointing ur camera at me, so everyone in free chat looks at me?
 
suckerNlicker: you deserve a good, deep rimjob

What exactly makes a girl deserving of this? I would rather hear "you deserve a nice massage and a bubblebath." It's really more flattering.
 
Also, I forgot to post this the other night. From Friday night on cam. PM convo after he was a douche in free chat.
05:32:00 PM AmberCutie: wha'ts your problem with me?
05:32:05 PM AmberCutie: go ahead and let me know
05:33:01 PM ganjaman129: sorry babe u to nice to even fuck wit
05:33:22 PM AmberCutie: i'd appreciate if you'd stop the shit talk in public ok?
05:33:27 PM AmberCutie: i'm not sure what started it
05:33:28 PM AmberCutie: but it sucks
05:33:59 PM ganjaman129: u suck
05:34:12 PM AmberCutie: howw do i suck?
05:34:17 PM ganjaman129: this the internet boo
05:34:21 PM ganjaman129: aint no public
05:34:25 PM AmberCutie: i know, the internet is cool
05:34:30 PM AmberCutie: and public chat i swhat im referring to
05:35:09 PM ganjaman129: ok
05:35:47 PM AmberCutie: so again, please enlighten me. how do i suck?
05:35:53 PM AmberCutie: how could i improve for you to not think i suck
05:36:01 PM ganjaman129: idk
05:36:06 PM ganjaman129: u should find a way tho
05:36:16 PM AmberCutie: well then your complaints are unfounded if you can't tell me what's wrong
05:36:36 PM ganjaman129: lol
05:36:37 PM ganjaman129: true
05:36:41 PM AmberCutie: so then?
05:36:45 PM AmberCutie: you just don't like me?
05:36:49 PM AmberCutie: don't like my body?
05:36:52 PM AmberCutie: don't like that i talk to people?
05:36:53 PM AmberCutie: what?
05:37:05 PM ganjaman129: lol
05:37:07 PM ganjaman129: idk
05:37:20 PM AmberCutie: that's all you can say?
05:37:22 PM AmberCutie: lol idk
05:37:34 PM ganjaman129: yup
05:38:18 PM AmberCutie: alrighty. well i wanted to chat for a minute to try and understand waht makes a person come to a room he's not been in before and talk so much crap
05:38:21 PM AmberCutie: but you cant explain it
05:38:27 PM AmberCutie: so... "idk".
05:38:53 PM ganjaman129: yea
05:38:59 PM ganjaman129: idk
05:39:05 PM ganjaman129: so
05:40:06 PM ganjaman129: u mad baby
05:40:35 PM AmberCutie: nope. got better people to talk to who actually carry a conversation though. so have a good night.
I thought about editing out the name, but fuck it. He's a tard, so "idk."
 
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AmberCutie said:
Also, I forgot to post this the other night. From Friday night on cam. PM convo after he was a douche in free chat.
05:32:00 PM AmberCutie: wha'ts your problem with me?
05:32:05 PM AmberCutie: go ahead and let me know
05:33:01 PM ganjaman129: sorry babe u to nice to even fuck wit
05:33:22 PM AmberCutie: i'd appreciate if you'd stop the shit talk in public ok?
05:33:27 PM AmberCutie: i'm not sure what started it
05:33:28 PM AmberCutie: but it sucks
05:33:59 PM ganjaman129: u suck
05:34:12 PM AmberCutie: howw do i suck?
05:34:17 PM ganjaman129: this the internet boo
05:34:21 PM ganjaman129: aint no public
05:34:25 PM AmberCutie: i know, the internet is cool
05:34:30 PM AmberCutie: and public chat i swhat im referring to
05:35:09 PM ganjaman129: ok
05:35:47 PM AmberCutie: so again, please enlighten me. how do i suck?
05:35:53 PM AmberCutie: how could i improve for you to not think i suck
05:36:01 PM ganjaman129: idk
05:36:06 PM ganjaman129: u should find a way tho
05:36:16 PM AmberCutie: well then your complaints are unfounded if you can't tell me what's wrong
05:36:36 PM ganjaman129: lol
05:36:37 PM ganjaman129: true
05:36:41 PM AmberCutie: so then?
05:36:45 PM AmberCutie: you just don't like me?
05:36:49 PM AmberCutie: don't like my body?
05:36:52 PM AmberCutie: don't like that i talk to people?
05:36:53 PM AmberCutie: what?
05:37:05 PM ganjaman129: lol
05:37:07 PM ganjaman129: idk
05:37:20 PM AmberCutie: that's all you can say?
05:37:22 PM AmberCutie: lol idk
05:37:34 PM ganjaman129: yup
05:38:18 PM AmberCutie: alrighty. well i wanted to chat for a minute to try and understand waht makes a person come to a room he's not been in before and talk so much crap
05:38:21 PM AmberCutie: but you cant explain it
05:38:27 PM AmberCutie: so... "idk".
05:38:53 PM ganjaman129: yea
05:38:59 PM ganjaman129: idk
05:39:05 PM ganjaman129: so
05:40:06 PM ganjaman129: u mad baby
05:40:35 PM AmberCutie: nope. got better people to talk to who actually carry a conversation though. so have a good night.
I thought about editing out the name, but fuck it. He's a tard, so "idk."


WOW. i hate guys like this, i swear they do it just so we talk to them.
 
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This guy was super awesome lol

09:29:19 AM magiccallox: HI SWEET ,U STICK A BIG DILDO INTO THE ASSHOLE IN PRV?
09:30:13 AM magiccallox: YES OR NOT?
09:31:24 AM LovelyLemon: JESUS
09:31:25 AM magiccallox: ANSWER TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
09:31:31 AM LovelyLemon: why would want anal sex with you? lol
09:31:33 AM LovelyLemon: YES i do anal
09:31:38 AM LovelyLemon: i don't do anal with people who speak in allcaps
09:31:43 AM LovelyLemon: and behave like 5th graders
09:32:17 AM magiccallox: WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?
09:32:24 AM magiccallox: I UNDERSTAND NOTHINGGGGGGGGGGG
09:32:28 AM magiccallox: IM ITALIAN
09:32:31 AM LovelyLemon: bubbye
09:32:42 AM magiccallox: BUBBYE
09:32:44 AM magiccallox: HEHEHEHEHEH
09:33:08 AM magiccallox: U HAVE LOST A LOT'S OF MONEY
09:33:17 AM magiccallox:
09:33:54 AM magiccallox: AND U JUST HAVE A SEXY VOICE
09:34:00 AM magiccallox: BUT UGLY FACE
09:34:03 AM magiccallox: NO TITS
09:34:06 AM magiccallox: NOTHING HEHEHEHEH
09:34:07 AM magiccallox: BYE BYE

Sometimes "A LOT'S OF MONEY" just isn't worth it lol
 
LovelyLemon said:
This guy was super awesome lol

09:29:19 AM magiccallox: HI SWEET ,U STICK A BIG DILDO INTO THE ASSHOLE IN PRV?
09:30:13 AM magiccallox: YES OR NOT?
09:31:24 AM LovelyLemon: JESUS
09:31:25 AM magiccallox: ANSWER TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
09:31:31 AM LovelyLemon: why would want anal sex with you? lol
09:31:33 AM LovelyLemon: YES i do anal
09:31:38 AM LovelyLemon: i don't do anal with people who speak in allcaps
09:31:43 AM LovelyLemon: and behave like 5th graders
09:32:17 AM magiccallox: WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?
09:32:24 AM magiccallox: I UNDERSTAND NOTHINGGGGGGGGGGG
09:32:28 AM magiccallox: IM ITALIAN
09:32:31 AM LovelyLemon: bubbye
09:32:42 AM magiccallox: BUBBYE
09:32:44 AM magiccallox: HEHEHEHEHEH
09:33:08 AM magiccallox: U HAVE LOST A LOT'S OF MONEY
09:33:17 AM magiccallox:
09:33:54 AM magiccallox: AND U JUST HAVE A SEXY VOICE
09:34:00 AM magiccallox: BUT UGLY FACE
09:34:03 AM magiccallox: NO TITS
09:34:06 AM magiccallox: NOTHING HEHEHEHEH
09:34:07 AM magiccallox: BYE BYE

Sometimes "A LOT'S OF MONEY" just isn't worth it lol


I'm sure he just wanted you to stick a big dildo in your ass because of your voice.
 
Keithy said:
I'm sure he just wanted you to stick a big dildo in your ass because of your voice.
That totally explains it. Though I have not spent much time in Ms. Lemon's chat, I always wondered why I came away wanting to see her put a dildo in her ass. Her voice is OBVIOUSLY the culprit. I cannot believe I didn't see it before!
 
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Mirra said:
Keithy said:
I'm sure he just wanted you to stick a big dildo in your ass because of your voice.
That totally explains it. Though I have not spent much time in Ms. Lemon's chat, I always wondered why I came away wanting to see her put a dildo in her ass. Her voice is OBVIOUSLY the culprit. I cannot believe I didn't see it before!
:think: Naaahhh I think it was the part where she said that she wanted to be our anal cumslut :think: and yes I still have that PM saved somewhere :lol:
 
GreatDane said:
Mirra said:
Keithy said:
I'm sure he just wanted you to stick a big dildo in your ass because of your voice.
That totally explains it. Though I have not spent much time in Ms. Lemon's chat, I always wondered why I came away wanting to see her put a dildo in her ass. Her voice is OBVIOUSLY the culprit. I cannot believe I didn't see it before!
:think: Naaahhh I think it was the part where she said that she wanted to be our anal cumslut :think: and yes I still have that PM saved somewhere :lol:

If you're gonna quote me you better damn well quote me accurately eh. The standard line is, "I want to be your filthy anal cumslut"
I reserve the right to not be your filthy anal cumslut if i suspect your grasp of the English language is lacking. Not to be discriminatory or anything but if that's what came out of the google translator wtf did you plug into it?
 
LovelyLemon said:
GreatDane said:
Mirra said:
That totally explains it. Though I have not spent much time in Ms. Lemon's chat, I always wondered why I came away wanting to see her put a dildo in her ass. Her voice is OBVIOUSLY the culprit. I cannot believe I didn't see it before!
:think: Naaahhh I think it was the part where she said that she wanted to be our anal cumslut :think: and yes I still have that PM saved somewhere :lol:

If you're gonna quote me you better damn well quote me accurately eh. The standard line is, "I want to be your filthy anal cumslut"
I reserve the right to not be your filthy anal cumslut if i suspect your grasp of the English language is lacking. Not to be discriminatory or anything but if that's what came out of the google translator wtf did you plug into it?
I stand corrected, and yes I had to go back to a year ago to confirm that comment and it was actually "your XXX Filthy Anal Cumslut" but that wasn't bad from just going from memory ;)