Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[Anonymous]

Some guy in my room last night..

Topic: 1200 until panties are OFF!
him: take off panties
him: show your cooter
me: [I click on him, note he has 9k+ reward points, 556 tokens on hand, glance at topic, then at him in chat] Of course I'll be showing it as soon as this count is done! You could always help a little!
him: dude your tits are already out, you can afford to show some cooter
him: you got enough tokens already
me: I just logged on.. this is my first countdown of the day..
someone else in my room: I would have expected way better from a well known platinum prem.

I didn't know my body parts came as a package deal in public chat.

Seriously?! Did you end up banning him? If he had 556 tokens and was demanding to see shit, he should've been contributing and ASKING NICELY.

One time I also had a guy tell me "You got enough tokens already" when there was something he wanted me to show. LOL. How the hell do they know when we've gotten "enough tokens?"

 

[mynameisbob84]

Some guy in my room last night..

Topic: 1200 until panties are OFF!
him: take off panties
him: show your cooter
me: [I click on him, note he has 9k+ reward points, 556 tokens on hand, glance at topic, then at him in chat] Of course I'll be showing it as soon as this count is done! You could always help a little!
him: dude your tits are already out, you can afford to show some cooter
him: you got enough tokens already
me: I just logged on.. this is my first countdown of the day..
someone else in my room: I would have expected way better from a well known platinum prem.

I didn't know my body parts came as a package deal in public chat.

Seriously?! Did you end up banning him? If he had 556 tokens and was demanding to see shit, he should've been contributing and ASKING NICELY.

One time I also had a guy tell me "You got enough tokens already" when there was something he wanted me to show. LOL. How the hell do they know when we've gotten "enough tokens?"

I'mma try this next time I go into McDonalds...

"I'll have a Big Mac, bb"
"That'll be £1.99, sir"
"Pffft, come off it, bb. McDonalds are a multi-billion dollar company. They've already got enough money. Now give me a Big Mac, yeah?"

 

[Jupiter551]

jimb800: Aaaa you have a amazing body
Aaaa_Sophie: i am Sophie [:loll]
Aaaa_Sophie: thank you!!
jimb800: sorry Sophie

 

[Jupiter551]

jimb800: angel what u want
Topic: clean the board 27-66 for play with pussy, pvt are opened
Aaaa_Sophie: what do i want?? i want u call me angel [:loll]
jimb800: well u are a angel
Aaaa_Sophie: just [:mmm]
jimb800: whatever u want
jimb800: is youres
Aaaa_Sophie: [:blush]
jimb800: how about a car
Aaaa_Sophie: thank u charley!!
jimb800: u want a car
Jupiter551: if she doesn't I do
jimb800: ill get u a car
jimb800: how much for a bmw in romania
Aaaa_Sophie: i do have a car
jimb800: im serious
Aaaa_Sophie: i am serious too i have a car
Aaaa_Sophie: alright guys...lets get the show going...only 1200 left, lets clear the board
Jupiter551: what about a motorbike?
Aaaa_Sophie: i am working on it; haha

 

[Nordling]

Sophie sounds like a fun lady.

 

[Jupiter551]

Sophie sounds like a fun lady.

Sophie is really gorgeous, classy, and cute accent

 

[ComicOzzie]

jeffjohns555: hi is there any way u can pm me? I am friends with on of ur old roomates and im trying to get in touch with her

Not creepy at all...

 

[LiLredhairedgrl]

Here are some gems I picked up last week when I was perving on Miss Elay...

(They were scared she had a "pepping tom"...bahaha!)

(She was in the middle of a quickie squirt show before the pizza came and this dude wants her to sweep the patio???)

 

[Jupiter551]

Posted by RomanceItaly: April 14, 2012
DON'T DRINK US TAP WATER AND MILK THEY CONTAIN FLUORIDES AND STEROIDS IN THEM STAY OFF SOY , MILK ,DAIRY HIGH CANCER FOOD WORSE THEN ANY RED MEAT , PIG ,WHITE OF EGGS ,IF YOU CUT OUT MEAT AND FISH FROM YOUR DIET YOU WILL BE ODOURLESS IN THE TOILET AND AT LESS RISK OF ACQUIRING COLON CANCER ROMANTIC ITALY AWAITS YOU !

Not at much danger from US tap water, the model whose profile this was on is Aussie.

 

[hornygods]

... oh hey, I saw him.

11:18:26 PM tonyxtreme: DON'T DRINK US TAP WATER AND MILK THEY CONTAIN FLUORIDES AND STEROIDS IN THEM STAY OFF SOY , MILK ,DAIRY HIGH CANCER FOOD WORSE THEN ANY RED MEAT , PIG
11:18:32 PM tonyxtreme: WHITE OF EGGS.IT IF YOU CUT OUT MEAT AND FISH FROM YOUR DIET YOU WILL BE ODOURLESS IN THE TOILET AND AT LESS RISK OF ACQUIRING COLON CANCER!
11:20:45 PM tonyxtreme: IF YOU WANT TO INSURE THAT YOU REMAIN HEALTHY PLEASE AVOID THESE FOODS FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY.
11:21:17 PM tonyxtreme: ALSO PLEASE AVOID SUSHI THERE IS CURRENTLY A HEALTH WARNING AND OVER 100 PEOPLE HAVE BEEN HOSPITALIZED FOR SAMONELLA FOOD POISENING
11:21:46 PM tonyxtreme: IF YOU FEEL SICK OR THAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO VOMIT, YOU SHOULD SEEK APPROPRIATE MEDICAL ATTENTION IMMEDIATELY

 

[Anonymous]

... oh hey, I saw him.

11:18:26 PM tonyxtreme: DON'T DRINK US TAP WATER AND MILK THEY CONTAIN FLUORIDES AND STEROIDS IN THEM STAY OFF SOY , MILK ,DAIRY HIGH CANCER FOOD WORSE THEN ANY RED MEAT , PIG
11:18:32 PM tonyxtreme: WHITE OF EGGS.IT IF YOU CUT OUT MEAT AND FISH FROM YOUR DIET YOU WILL BE ODOURLESS IN THE TOILET AND AT LESS RISK OF ACQUIRING COLON CANCER!
11:20:45 PM tonyxtreme: IF YOU WANT TO INSURE THAT YOU REMAIN HEALTHY PLEASE AVOID THESE FOODS FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY.
11:21:17 PM tonyxtreme: ALSO PLEASE AVOID SUSHI THERE IS CURRENTLY A HEALTH WARNING AND OVER 100 PEOPLE HAVE BEEN HOSPITALIZED FOR SAMONELLA FOOD POISENING
11:21:46 PM tonyxtreme: IF YOU FEEL SICK OR THAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO VOMIT, YOU SHOULD SEEK APPROPRIATE MEDICAL ATTENTION IMMEDIATELY

 

[spikyhaired]

Stop whining and get naked. See u on cam in 15.

But it's my day off!

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

something something 37 dicks something something in a row??



Sorry. I saw the Clerks gif and wanted get a witty Clerks reference in there quick but I panicked and that's the best I could come up with :?

I'll try not to suck any dicks on my way to the parking lot :lol:

Yo baby, baby. You ever have your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?

Also, did you know they might be making Clerks 3... as a Broadway show?

One time I called this girl "Mom". And then she banned me because her profile says she's not into that. :lol:

 

[LailaBaise]

oldman: but
oldman: pls husbands old ill heart
oldman: pls my pill for heart
oldman: omg
oldman: pls that i do u in my life insurance i do after wedding u promise take care of my heart
oldman: what u hate hubby
oldman: but u love to become rich by become the widow
oldman: no
oldman: pls
oldman: my heart hurts need my pill
oldman: no
oldman: my heart

:thumbleft:

 

[mynameisbob84]

oldman: but
oldman: pls husbands old ill heart
oldman: pls my pill for heart
oldman: omg
oldman: pls that i do u in my life insurance i do after wedding u promise take care of my heart
oldman: what u hate hubby
oldman: but u love to become rich by become the widow
oldman: no
oldman: pls
oldman: my heart hurts need my pill
oldman: no
oldman: my heart

:thumbleft:

I just laughed so hard that a little bit of wee came out and I had to run to the bathroom and if it had taken me a second longer to unbutton my jeans I would have literally pissed my pants. :-D

 

[LailaBaise]

I just laughed so hard that a little bit of wee came out and I had to run to the bathroom and if it had taken me a second longer to unbutton my jeans I would have literally pissed my pants. :-D

I love making people piss themselves. It's one of my greatest joys in life.

 

[LilyMarie]

Guest86343: they can give u tokens i can give u sexual ectasy bb

Guest86343: can u lie on ur back like an otter

 

[mynameisbob84]

Guest86343: can u lie on ur back like an otter

Haha. This thread is the gift that keeps on giving :-D

 

[Anonymous]

Earlier this morning in my room, some freeloader said something along the lines of "Can y'all hurry up and get her naked so I can jerk off?" :roll:

 

[AllisonWilder]

I was nexting through models today and saw this and immediately thought of this thread.

Random Premium #1 : my cock is solid bb mmmm
Random Premium #2 : It's a good thing, those hollow cocks are worse than hollow chocolate bunnies.
Random Premium #1 : stfu homo

Now that's a witty comeback if I've ever heard (read) one. :lol:

 

[ComicOzzie]

I was nexting through models today and saw this and immediately thought of this thread.

Random Premium #1 : my cock is solid bb mmmm
Random Premium #2 : It's a good thing, those hollow cocks are worse than hollow chocolate bunnies.
Random Premium #1 : stfu homo

Now that's a witty comeback if I've ever heard (read) one. :lol:

Dudes who obsess about their awesome cocks are quick to call anyone a homo if they make fun of their obsession with their cock.

:lol:

 

[MadisonLeigh]

My cam time was very wtf tonight.

kyle: very sensive

kyle: thats all i am done

kyle has logged off

lcm: do you have alot dick

do u wear panties bb?
mmmmm

 

[Poker_Babe]

 

[ComicOzzie]

JeanTheFrench: i don t balance my money like a lil clown
JeanTheFrench: i have a daughter to feed !!

Explaining why he didn't tip, even though nobody asked him to tip.

 

[AllisonWilder]

I was nexting through models today and saw this and immediately thought of this thread.

Random Premium #1 : my cock is solid bb mmmm
Random Premium #2 : It's a good thing, those hollow cocks are worse than hollow chocolate bunnies.
Random Premium #1 : stfu homo

Now that's a witty comeback if I've ever heard (read) one. :lol:

Dudes who obsess about their awesome cocks are quick to call anyone a homo if they make fun of their obsession with their cock.

:lol:

So true. :lol:

 

[Jupiter551]

Guest49352: can i see that ass
Guest49352: my mom is a sleep i am in my room
Guest49352: i like that i eat ur pussy

 

[Anonymous]

This is more of a 'Things members DO' post, but I was peeking in a Streamate room just now, and there's a guy on there with the member name 'N*GG*R.' :roll:

 

[Teagan]

Member: can you squirt
Teagan_Chase: I cant do it on command, its just random for me. Sorry.
Member: try harder. i want to see it

WTF??......From someone with no tokens to boot.

 

[LilyMarie]

found this on Twitter...

"no you cant have my credit card im not working i have bills!!!"

1 hour later: "@(other member's name) hey thanks for tippin (model's name) for cum show"

 

[JickyJuly]

found this on Twitter...

"no you cant have my credit card im not working i have bills!!!"

1 hour later: "@(other member's name) hey thanks for tippin (model's name) for cum show"

If that doesn't turn decent members off of tipping toward shows, I'd be surprised. What an entitled twat. How do people like that make it through life without their faces being punched off? :-x

 

[ComicOzzie]

dewards1234: your cunt looks so cunty

I am pretty sure that is not a real word.