A Glaswegian walks into a bakery and asks the guy behind the counter "is that a cake or a meringue"?
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A joke about the Glaswegian accent?
(I am not familiar enough to get it I am afraid
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In public chat -
USER: Spk dirty bitch I kno u can
He copied and pasted the same thing three times and then got banned.
USER: Spk dirty bitch I kno u can
He copied and pasted the same thing three times and then got banned.
Is that a cake or am I wrang? (wrong)A joke about the Glaswegian accent?
(I am not familiar enough to get it I am afraid
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any other language than germans has that saying ’you look like a car’ when someone has a blank or confused expression? maybe that was a butthole with bad google translate?
Dudes be paranoid AF lately. It's so weird.
Well johnnyloyall, now we ALL know you are constantly following her "nice presence." I'm sure the model finds great comfort knowing that.
Creepy, but since he’s already paranoid, she could chase him away by confirming his fears.
“CB doesn’t need to tell me anything because I can see you at all times.”
“It takes the lotion and it puts it in the basket”
I bought a brand new vacuum today and decided to sell my older vacuum on ebay.I thought it would be a good idea because it was only gathering dust
Just buy some tokens and tip her FFS
Everyone knows that a kiss is worth a 1.000.000 tokens
I put cream in my cup 1st and then pour the coffee. My mum did the same with milk in her tea. She called it "scalding the milk".
JFC Why can these guys not stop talking about underage shit? I keep having to reprimand people because they don't understand the gravity of SESTA/FOSTA and what can happen to a broadcaster with this crap. I'm so fucking mad right now.
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No discounts for bus wankers. xD
Some guys try any old excuse.
I travel by bus/train and walk, but I don't see that as an excuse to try to get stuff cheaper.
What's next in the hope for discounts - a senior's card?
I have a feeling that guys strategy doesn’t work at other businesses, either.
“Why’s the lobster so expensive? You should sell it to me cheaper since I’m poor.”
Or that it has salt-water damage
Hmm... <plans ahead for a few years time>
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There goes that "Women should be accommodating, and willing to make the man happy" mentality again.
I'M JUST A POOORRR BOOOYYY...I NEED NO SYMPATHY.....
Lol at his bus comment. I'd be like "Cool story. I travel by bus too, which I need MONEY for."
And you know his cheap, nitpicky ass would be one of the more demanding customers anyway during a private show.
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I just nearly spat my coffee all over my keyboard! ....between shit and syphilis looooolllllll.
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