Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[RogueWarrior]

You know what irritates me lately? The moment after receiving a generous, large tip & the members begin saying... "There's your future husband! You're going to marry that guy!" WTF?

Not quite the same, but along the same mentality:

I'm in a model's room,lower camscore model, pretty slow, about 6 or 7 prems in the room, a few basics/guests. She's been chatting up everyone, being nice, funny, etc. I decide to liven things up a bit and throw out a succession of 10 token tips. 5 in all. Afterwards some asswipe says, "is that your bf?"

Yeah right, for $5.00.

 

[Jupiter551]

You know what irritates me lately? The moment after receiving a generous, large tip & the members begin saying... "There's your future husband! You're going to marry that guy!" WTF?

Not quite the same, but along the same mentality:

I'm in a model's room,lower camscore model, pretty slow, about 6 or 7 prems in the room, a few basics/guests. She's been chatting up everyone, being nice, funny, etc. I decide to liven things up a bit and throw out a succession of 10 token tips. 5 in all. Afterwards some asswipe says, "is that your bf?"

Yeah right, for $5.00.

Lol she should have replied "He is now!"

 

[LailaBaise]

Brought this over from the 'Game On...You Laugh, You Lose' thread. :lol:

:mrgreen:

This actually reminds me of a guy I had on cam waving money at me for a show! :? It was absolutely hilarious and despite me and the whole room explaining really clearly that I couldn't accept cash via webcam :lol: he remained firm that he had lots of money so 'do show bb'.

 

[Poker_Babe]

OMG Just Now,

economist: hey poker babe
johnspoonz: u like?
economist: i missed you
economist: you are still sexy as hell
Poker_Babe: pm john
economist: how have you been?
economist: bad lol
economist: my student loan was stolen, and i was giving head to this girl who had an infection in her vagina now my tongue is fucked up
economist: yeah, life sucks at the moment

 

[Nordling]

OMG Just Now,

economist: hey poker babe
johnspoonz: u like?
economist: i missed you
economist: you are still sexy as hell
Poker_Babe: pm john
economist: how have you been?
economist: bad lol
economist: my student loan was stolen, and i was giving head to this girl who had an infection in her vagina now my tongue is fucked up
economist: yeah, life sucks at the moment

Ha! The juxtaposition of "student loan stolen" with "was giving...tongue is" plus his member name all together creates a great possibility for an underground movie. :lol:

 

[Fenix001]

i was flicking through a few of the lower rooms and stumbled across one where the model was away/offline and this was left in the chat window. scary stuff


YourFaceOrMine: that your daughter?
YourFaceOrMine: i want your daughter.. []
YourFaceOrMine: [:eatingout]
rocdic: [:error_invalid_image]
YourFaceOrMine: u can watch
rocdic: [:muff]
stefanisrich: you look like mother and daughter
rocdic: [:muff]
rocdic: [ussy]
YourFaceOrMine: thats right roc
YourFaceOrMine: mom can ride my face whil is fuck the daughter
rocdic: YEp Dude
rocdic: [:error_invalid_image]
stefanisrich: are the mother/daughter?
YourFaceOrMine: lil girl looks bored
YourFaceOrMine: cumm ere bb.. i put a smile on ur face []
YourFaceOrMine: show ur tits bb
YourFaceOrMine: not u.. ur daughter
YourFaceOrMine: how much for the little girl?? [:horny]
YourFaceOrMine: hey!
YourFaceOrMine: wtf?
YourFaceOrMine: ok..Next!

 

[PlayboyMegan]

You know what irritates me lately? The moment after receiving a generous, large tip & the members begin saying... "There's your future husband! You're going to marry that guy!" WTF?

Maybe I'm missing something. I think that's funny. You could say something like, "I hope so! Bob would make a great husband. So Bob...my ring size is a six "

 

[Neudiin]

So yesterday I had a guy come in my room and our convo went a little like this:

Premium/ Guy: How much for you to poop on cam?
Me: umm... I don't poop on cam.
Premium/ Guy: Oh, guess I was mis- informed.
Regular in my room: Who informed you of this?
Premium/ Guy: my intuition.
Me: What?!? So do I look like someone in your opinion who would just regularly poop on cam?
Premium/ Guy: ummm, I don't know.
Me: Or were you just hoping I would be someone who would have no prob pooping on cam?
Premium/ Guy: Actually ya. I have asked a ton of girls and no one will do it for me... hoped maybe you would say yes.

A few of my regulars then went on to tell him of a few girls that they thought might do it for him, lol. WTF!?!

His copy of Everyone Poops must have been the cam site addition?

 

[mynameisbob84]

You know what irritates me lately? The moment after receiving a generous, large tip & the members begin saying... "There's your future husband! You're going to marry that guy!" WTF?

Maybe I'm missing something. I think that's funny. You could say something like, "I hope so! Bob would make a great husband. So Bob...my ring size is a six "

Ya know? Bob WOULD make a great husband :-D

 

[Anonymous]

Speaking of regulars, I hate them as they seem to think the girl belongs to them. It's like they are pimping for the girl. I always leave when I see them lurking around.

Lurkers are the members who sit in the room all night and never say a word or tip.

Regulars usually talk and/or tip, which is why us models love our regulars.

But you do have a point about constant pimping. Advertising the model in the lounge every 2 minutes and immediately telling everyone who enters the room and says hi to "TIP HER, PLEASE!" would be ridiculous.

 

[Anonymous]

i was giving head to this girl who had an infection in her vagina now my tongue is fucked up

YIKES!!!

Sometimes MFC is like Cheers, and I'm 'Sam Malone'. :lol:

 

[Jupiter551]

YIKES!!!

Sometimes MFC is like Cheers, and I'm 'Sam Malone'. :lol:

QFT! :lol:

 

[Bocefish]

Sometimes we need to better explain or use the quote function differently because I had to scroll way up to see that PokerBabe didn't actually say that. :shock: :lol:

 

[LindseyDoll]

I clieck because bad wuality made you look like my ex... now i'm disappointed snce so ugly bitch go poo


ummmm....? :lol:

 

[Poker_Babe]

Sometimes we need to better explain or use the quote function differently because I had to scroll way up to see that PokerBabe didn't actually say that. :shock: :lol:

Well I'm glad u took the time to scroll up to double check on that. LOL

 

[Megaclit]

This just in...


joao: megacity hi
joao: i love you
joao: you're so tasty and very delicious
joao: his mouth seems to be delicious to suck hard cork out until hot broth

 

[LiLredhairedgrl]

:lol:

 

[LiLredhairedgrl]

:violence-swords:
'MOAR' says MsVixxyy...

[*too late.]

No more cocksword tonight bb's.
BAAhaha! Sofia, you could rule the world if you wanted to...34 cums???! :mrgreen:

 

[AshleyMarks]

Tonight in my room on Chaturbate: I want to pierce your clit with an un sterile rat tooth. Like, WTF?

 

[BustyJules]

Tonight in my room on Chaturbate: I want to pierce your clit with an un sterile rat tooth. Like, WTF?

Shoulda took a screenshot of snaggletooth too lmao. "How can I be a hacker, I'm missing a tooth" LOL whaaat?

 

[PlayboyMegan]

guy: YOUR PUSSY IS TOO BIG

...... :lol:

 

[LindseyDoll]

This poem was sent to me line by line in public chat.

hey sweetie dimension Fire , my heart melted of waiting
The sun shines every day and You are absent, day and night
your breeze in my heart shines brighter age
Will remain our eternal love despite the dimension of a giant
In you . stubbornness and revolution stream and tenderness melted behind a curtain
Difficult for your heart to hand over his command to readily , The flexibility and dialogue
You have mind is the master bossy, specialist in read the ideas
Calm and the storm behind him and beware if you angry, beware !
You are good at the excitement all the time
filled the air with the lights and perfume
Bewilders in your satisfaction fans , face laughing and your heart is boiling
Feeling silky thin ... and the heart affectionate
Eyes moiety , the sea knows that you smart hunter and skilled
Is happy Who loves you without a doubt
How I know where this brings you delicious sensual the delights
Come play the game of separation in order to see Do I miss you Or You longs to me
I want to get off with you ... When you get a chance
Do not go away with your imagination . This is I am your side


Google translator is not your friend

 

[RogueWarrior]

This poem was sent to me line by line in public chat.

hey sweetie dimension Fire , my heart melted of waiting
The sun shines every day and You are absent, day and night
your breeze in my heart shines brighter age
Will remain our eternal love despite the dimension of a giant
In you . stubbornness and revolution stream and tenderness melted behind a curtain
Difficult for your heart to hand over his command to readily , The flexibility and dialogue
You have mind is the master bossy, specialist in read the ideas
Calm and the storm behind him and beware if you angry, beware !
You are good at the excitement all the time
filled the air with the lights and perfume
Bewilders in your satisfaction fans , face laughing and your heart is boiling
Feeling silky thin ... and the heart affectionate
Eyes moiety , the sea knows that you smart hunter and skilled
Is happy Who loves you without a doubt
How I know where this brings you delicious sensual the delights
Come play the game of separation in order to see Do I miss you Or You longs to me
I want to get off with you ... When you get a chance
Do not go away with your imagination . This is I am your side


Google translator is not your friend

Ah hell, I've had to read some that made less sense than that and it was considered a masterpiece of art. This guy may very well be a genius..................





Or not.

 

[sxycherrypie]

This poem was sent to me line by line in public chat.

hey sweetie dimension Fire , my heart melted of waiting
The sun shines every day and You are absent, day and night
your breeze in my heart shines brighter age
Will remain our eternal love despite the dimension of a giant
In you . stubbornness and revolution stream and tenderness melted behind a curtain
Difficult for your heart to hand over his command to readily , The flexibility and dialogue
You have mind is the master bossy, specialist in read the ideas
Calm and the storm behind him and beware if you angry, beware !
You are good at the excitement all the time
filled the air with the lights and perfume
Bewilders in your satisfaction fans , face laughing and your heart is boiling
Feeling silky thin ... and the heart affectionate
Eyes moiety , the sea knows that you smart hunter and skilled
Is happy Who loves you without a doubt
How I know where this brings you delicious sensual the delights
Come play the game of separation in order to see Do I miss you Or You longs to me
I want to get off with you ... When you get a chance
Do not go away with your imagination . This is I am your side


Google translator is not your friend

Maybe bing translator would have done better I use it all the time for german and other languages and people seem to know what I am saying lol.

 

[Jupiter551]

This poem was sent to me line by line in public chat.

The sea knows that you are a smart hunter, and skilled. :shock:

 

[ComicOzzie]

sexypowerzz: i love to fuck u in ass i got big blk cook

To make you some soul food?

 

[LilyMarie]

In AspenRae's room a minute ago, shortly before she muted basics...

iiaustinv: do you do escorting for A LOT of money?

"I obviously don't have $20 to become a premium member, but I want to appear as if I have A LOT of money."

 

[Jupiter551]

sexypowerzz: i love to fuck u in ass i got big blk cook

To make you some soul food?

yum, put in your order before the ass-fucking and dinner will be served when you're done!

 

[Bocefish]

sexypowerzz: i love to fuck u in ass i got big blk cook

To make you some soul food?

yum, put in your order before the ass-fucking and dinner will be served when you're done!

some folk luv them shitlins

 

[RogueWarrior]

member: you have a face that would look good with a mohawk