Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[Maxi]

I mean, a bee hive as a metaphor for a model’s room?

Imagine that many worker ‘mods’ for just one ‘queen’.

??????

 

[NotYou]

The bees thing reminds me of a photo I saw on facebook, of someone asking which room is for them to go into. One was labelled "Bees" the other "Birds".
The comments as always, were the interesting part. Everyone connecting different ways to suggest different things (either male or female) lol.

 

[NotYou]

What in the....


Cumwalk3daysunwashedsex1
Do you like fish or just fishy taste on something??? Because I need help BABEE to lick my unwashed Sticky fishydick totally clean also around my unwashed DICKHEAD ITS CUVERD IN SOME WHITE NASTY STASH AROUND IT I THINK IT'S SMEGMA AKA NAKE CHEESE BUT OÆI THINK YOU CAN HANDEL EASY JOBS LIKE THIS RIGHT

 

[rockin_rod]

 

[BrownSugarX33X]

Live inside her? Like a tumour? Or a bowel obstruction?

This made me laugh way more than it should have ??

 

[Maxi]

Reminds me of the generic - “do you have milk?”

“Yeah, volumes in the fridge. ?”

 

[Garduskippa]

Reminds me of the generic - “do you have milk?”

“Yeah, volumes in the fridge. ?”

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[NotYou]

I saw this photo on facebook and decided to share. It basically sums up exactly how many guys are on the cam sites, and I am sure the rest of you can agree...

 

[MarieElise]

Ok I know I'm a smart ass, and I get that some people like to type. But if I'm in my room streaming, why can't they just come in and ask me live? Why do new guys I've never met nor talked to before, need to hit up the DMs? I'll be Frank, I just don't find it attractive, and I hate having to act.

 

[rockin_rod]

Ok I know I'm a smart ass, and I get that some people like to type. But if I'm in my room streaming, why can't they just come in and ask me live? Why do new guys I've never met nor talked to before, need to hit up the DMs? I'll be Frank, I just don't find it attractive, and I hate having to act.

Nice response! I'm so often tempted to reply to one of those same comments with 'No, I'm not Cam, you're mistaken - but I do know someone with that name from Denver'.

 

[NotYou]

I used to make jokey comments back sometimes on SC< but ever since that dumb ban I got, I bite my tongue all of the time now.

 

[Schnauzevoll]

I used to make jokey comments back sometimes on SC< but ever since that dumb ban I got, I bite my tongue all of the time now.

while i love when my room joins in on trolling trolls i always explain that we have to be really careful because of this. it really sucks that we are so limited in how to react to horrible comments.

 

[Garduskippa]

I used to make jokey comments back sometimes on SC< but ever since that dumb ban I got, I bite my tongue all of the time now.

I am curious for an example ?

 

[NotYou]

I am curious for an example ?

I can't think of an example right now, it's all "in the moment" type of humour and sarcasm with me.
But the thing that got me banned was a grey user doing those fake tips and trying to exploit a new model, I told him to stop being a dumbass and trying to exploit her.. I got banned for calling someone a "dumbass".

 

[BlackWizard]

Today man on SM:
Do you wanna see on c2c how i walk around in the city and pee in my pants?

 

[NotYou]

Today man on SM:
Do you wanna see on c2c how i walk around in the city and pee in my pants?

Is this the guy who got his dick out on the plane and peed?
jeez wtf is wrong with people



It's not a proper "wtf," but I found it funny.
Asking if SHE speaks English yet he can't (and his profile says UK)

7:18 PM
9987ska
Do you sleek English baby?

 

[Blacktalon]

"Can you ban me? I need help with my self-control."

 

[NotYou]

Oh lord, how very funny this is.. not.

leggsluvr
holy cow..u r one ugly woman..
leggsluvr
april fools.....ha

 

[rockin_rod]

Oh lord, how very funny this is.. not.

leggsluvr
holy cow..u r one ugly woman..
leggsluvr
april fools.....ha

and no joke

 

[NotYou]

The name as well
As you can imagine, he didn't spend a token and didn't take the model private.cam2cam.


2:34 PM
TryMe-NTryDontCry
let me give u My hard huge cock to have fun now ... play with me ..im ur toy !!

 

[NotYou]

Who wants to tell Michael he is on the wrong site?
(It always seems to be the German guys from what I have seen, who fall in love with the Russian ladies)

7:30 PM
KingArthur139
Am Michael 64 single from Germany

7:37 PM
KingArthur139
Very good

7:40 PM
KingArthur139
I love you

7:43 PM
KingArthur139
sounds crazy, looking for a steady relationship

 

[Vixxen81]

So yesterday minding my own damn business when Mr.Chucklefuck shows up with this gem:

"Those eyes tell me you love being choked."

My response:
"Well your lack of tokens tells me you're constantly banned from rooms for saying stupid shit like this."

 

[Schnauzevoll]

Who wants to tell Michael he is on the wrong site?
(It always seems to be the German guys from what I have seen, who fall in love with the Russian ladies)

7:30 PM
KingArthur139
Am Michael 64 single from Germany

7:37 PM
KingArthur139
Very good

7:40 PM
KingArthur139
I love you

7:43 PM
KingArthur139
sounds crazy, looking for a steady relationship

its always the germans no matter what bad thing is happening (dont hate me for saying that; i am german. sadly.)

 

[ElGato]

Homeboy's cured!

 

[Vixxen81]

Homeboy's cured!

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[NotYou]

Grey user on CB...


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[IamGrace]

"You was a bad girl, i will crucify you now. Stand up and hold your arms in the right position".... After i said that i not do this, he started to be very commanding "do what i say!!!", "do it", "you have to do what i tell you". It was in a pvt show, and because i am new, i take 6 tokens a minute (for 10 Minutes)......He was getting so angry that i not did what he commanded me, that he left after 8,5 Minutes the pvt.

 

[KingMarti]

"You was a bad girl, i will crucify you now. Stand up and hold your arms in the right position".... After i said that i not do this, he started to be very commanding "do what i say!!!", "do it", "you have to do what i tell you". It was in a pvt show, and because i am new, i take 6 tokens a minute (for 10 Minutes)......He was getting so angry that i not did what he commanded me, that he left after 8,5 Minutes the pvt.

Just because your new dont think you have to charge 6 tokens a minute. If anything being new is worth a premium.

 

[Vixxen81]

"You was a bad girl, i will crucify you now. Stand up and hold your arms in the right position".... After i said that i not do this, he started to be very commanding "do what i say!!!", "do it", "you have to do what i tell you". It was in a pvt show, and because i am new, i take 6 tokens a minute (for 10 Minutes)......He was getting so angry that i not did what he commanded me, that he left after 8,5 Minutes the pvt.

Yeah jack that number to 120 at minimum. 6 token privates will be bring you nothing but nasty and demanding people. 10 minutes of your time is worth far more than $3.

 

[IamGrace]

Just because your new dont think you have to charge 6 tokens a minute. If anything being new is worth a premium.

I am shy to take more, i startet with 60/min and every second customer wanted that i lower the price