Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[rockin_rod]

This user's comment was tagging a moderator (whose name is obscured).
Still shaking my head at the thought process leading to that inane comment.

 

[rockin_rod]

 

[Smoothie]

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WOW. That’s incredible. Good for the model!

 

[BrownSugarX33X]

I had someone say "why are you so expensive btw? No disrespect"

It didn't feel like he really wanted to know, it felt like he wanted me to second guess my prices and lower them ?

Say whatever you want, just slap ‘no disrespect’ at the end and you are good to go! ???

 

[stormythunder]

Say whatever you want, just slap ‘no disrespect’ at the end and you are good to go! ???

See also: slapping "no offense, but" at the beginning of offensive sentences

 

[darcyduke]

I am a cam model too. I don't need to pay for it.

BANNED

 

[Smoothie]

I witnessed this one-sided conversation in a CB room earlier today. Grey member. These messages were consecutive, over about 3-4 minutes.

assfuckerdaddy000 Can I fuck your asse assfuckerdaddy000 My Cook
assfuckerdaddy000 Fuck your ass
assfuckerdaddy000 Shife sike shke shke shke shke
assfuckerdaddy000 PApi Cook put in your ass
assfuckerdaddy000 Sak
assfuckerdaddy000 Oil your ass
assfuckerdaddy000 Oil ass
assfuckerdaddy000 My Cook soooooooo harder
assfuckerdaddy000 Ass oil

 

[rockin_rod]

This WTF moment isn't about annoying moderators, but about the response at the bottom, from one of the many room viewers.
Comments about fake boobs always annoy me (and I can only guess how they must piss off models), but somehow linking not tipping to natural or not is crazy.
Grrr

 

[stormythunder]

This WTF moment isn't about annoying moderators, but about the response at the bottom, from one of the many room viewers.
Comments about fake boobs always annoy me (and I can only guess how they must piss off models), but somehow linking not tipping to natural or not is crazy.
Grrr
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If they don't want to tip then they shouldn't be in the room at all like what. Watch a different model that you do want to tip, bro. Silly excuse.

 

[stormythunder]

Stripchat is rough today. I've had one message to "show your clean pussy" and one of "why don't you show more skin?" . I'm not showing skin because no one has bought that off my tip menu, sir

 

[GoldenBanana]

 

[NotYou]

This isn't a true "wtf", but i have seen it a lot more recently:

User: I can't buy tokens, my bank won't let me



I always point out that there are many other options, including crypto, which banks allow.
But obviously we all know it's just a cheap way for them to say "I don't want to/have no money, but i want to keep harassing/annoying you and watching free"

 

[Hiunds]

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LOL. Stayed on brand.

 

[NotYou]

I have seen this grey guy going round to lots of women with this.. i am guessing no one has said yes so far, poo guy haha


3:49 PM
salhbnfwza
My name is Saleh bin Fawzan, I am 27 years old, and I am asking for your hand in marriage. Will you accept? I am serious.

 

[NotYou]

Some guys really have no sense of humour:


1:44 PM
yves88000
you are very attractive!

1:44 PM
yves88000
exactly the woman wished for

1:46 PM
yves88000
don't laugh, I was sincere.

1:46 PM
[MODEL]
I believe you

1:48 PM
yves88000
you carry on your face sweetness, tenderness!

1:51 PM
yves88000
To find yourself on this site, you must have a life that doesn't fufill. It pains me !


1:53 PM
yves88000
I think I fell in love .

1:53 PM
[MODEL]
see a doctor, they will help you

1:56 PM
yves88000
That's not very nice. If that's your true nature, then indulge yourself !

 

[NotYou]

Ok looky here our old friend who is usually in the shwoer that started with a 50cm penis and different cars, has a smaller dick but sounds richer at least haha


6:11 PM
sikici55555555944
Hello baby turkish 35 cm dick I cum in the jacuzzi show your open pussy show your tits I want to fuck you until the morning I am 25 years old I used a penis enlarger it is real I am a software engineer I work at Microsoft I live in America I have a BMW F10 car I live in a villa

 

[Smoothie]

has a smaller dick but sounds richer at least

That’s quite a Faustian bargain.

 

[stormythunder]

Honorable mention usernames I got to witness in my room today

mkultra
ricksanchez
bepis
mattpatt

There were numbers after the names but I don't wanna out them like that, but I did get a chuckle

 

[NotYou]

...says the grey guy not tipping anything:

7:43 PM
Stasiek24_
Come on guys she deserves more tokens

 

[NotYou]

Oh look this guy again, but he has already upgraded to 2 new cars haha

6:53 PM
sikici55555555944
Hello baby, I am Turkish, I cum in the pool of my villa with a 35 cm cock, I used a penis enlarger, it is real, I am 25 years old, open your pussy, show me your tits, I want to fuck you, I am a software engineer, I have a Porsche and a Bugatti Veyron car.

6:54 PM
sikici55555555944
I live in America, my love.

 

[Smoothie]

Oh look this guy again, but he has already upgraded to 2 new cars haha

6:53 PM
sikici55555555944
Hello baby, I am Turkish, I cum in the pool of my villa with a 35 cm cock, I used a penis enlarger, it is real, I am 25 years old, open your pussy, show me your tits, I want to fuck you, I am a software engineer, I have a Porsche and a Bugatti Veyron car.

6:54 PM
sikici55555555944
I live in America, my love.

Never trust a guy who ranks “I cum in the pool” that high on his “a few things a stranger should know about me” primer.

 

[NotYou]

Never trust a guy who ranks “I cum in the pool” that high on his “a few things a stranger should know about me” primer.

He always used to be in the shower, then that evolved to a Jacuzzi, now pool haha.
It's like watching a serial killer slowly evolving

 

[Garduskippa]

Oh look this guy again, but he has already upgraded to 2 new cars haha

6:53 PM
sikici55555555944
Hello baby, I am Turkish, I cum in the pool of my villa with a 35 cm cock, I used a penis enlarger, it is real, I am 25 years old, open your pussy, show me your tits, I want to fuck you, I am a software engineer, I have a Porsche and a Bugatti Veyron car.

6:54 PM
sikici55555555944
I live in America, my love.

Probably these toy cars....

 

[NotYou]

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Probably these toy cars....

And by pool, he means he is drunk in his local pub sitting/laying on the pool Table

 

[bud9752]

He always used to be in the shower, then that evolved to a Jacuzzi, now pool haha.
It's like watching a serial killer slowly evolving

every time he used his enlarger he had to upgrade

 

[rockin_rod]

 

[czater]

I had someone say "why are you so expensive btw? No disrespect"

It didn't feel like he really wanted to know, it felt like he wanted me to second guess my prices and lower them ?

Agreed.

When quoted rates by SWs that were beyond what I was comfortable spending, I just tell them the truth. The rate outside my budget.

I don't do it as a negotiating strategy. Sometimes I am offered a discount. If it is close to my budget, I typically will stretch a little more than I would prefer.

Otherwise, you are telling her she is not worth what she thinks she is worth. If I did that, how would we have chemistry in a session.

 

[bud9752]

I had someone say "why are you so expensive btw? No disrespect"

It didn't feel like he really wanted to know, it felt like he wanted me to second guess my prices and lower them ?

should have replied - quality costs

 

[Garduskippa]

• gary196065
• 
  
• You made my 15cm or 6 inch cock rock hard
• I used up all my tokens so I hope you don't mind if I look at your beautiful body
• Sweet ass baby
• I would love to cum on your beautiful ass
• I am jacking off looking at you
• I want to cum so bad
• Show me your beautiful pussy
• I love your puffy areolas and nipples
• I could suck on them all day

etc etc

 

[IamGrace]

Hi, do you know this guy who promise 30.000 Tokens if you make a half hour yoga in yoga pants? I told him that i not believe him, because who is paying so much money for seeing a girl making yoga? And he replied with a screenshot of his CB Account with 34K tokens balance.
I can´t believe him and not understand his scam - where is the benefit for him if the lady is making yoga and then he not pay her?????