Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[CallMeMaria]

I have not had a good one in a while, but this one, I thought, was worth sharing:

 

[bamdicted]

I have not had a good one in a while, but this one, I thought, was worth sharing:

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I am surprised that he didn't suggested that you pay for the privilege of getting a chance to see the wondercock.

 

[CallMeMaria]

I am surprised that he didn't suggested that you pay for the privilege of getting a chance to see the wondercock.

That would have been the reverse uno of the day!

 

[misterical]

I have not had a good one in a while, but this one, I thought, was worth sharing:

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Who could even be bothered to stop wanking long enough to type that shite?

 

[bud9752]

I have not had a good one in a while, but this one, I thought, was worth sharing:

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so he is Free Willy

 

[yummybrownfox]

I have not had a good one in a while, but this one, I thought, was worth sharing:

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Models have to walk on eggshells with what they can or can't say on these platforms...and can get in trouble just for saying "When I was a kid..." And this weirdo's on here talking about "...because a cock makes children." And he's acting like "making children" is something that every woman wants right now. That's actually the funniest part of this for me.

(Hopefully, your site won't penalize you for this dude mentioning "children" in your chat.)

 

[omni]

/enter



/exit

 

[rockin_rod]

 

[Carmen_Monroe]

User:Your bio reads as if you would like to approach it via the mind trip path. I suspect that your expectations are more the result of the low resonance rate you have encountered so far? May I ask where you live?

He tried negging me , of course.

Later I asked them , if they don’t want to talk to me or bring a little bit more action. Out of the blue from a gold user on SC:

„I just wanted to say, it's your fault that no one talks or tips“

And some guy who tipped one time for pm, thinks it’s okay to constantly message me when i stream. I told him one pm is 20 token. His response:
„That’s very expensive“


Lately I’m really disappointed and dissatisfied with chaturbate and stripchat. Users are very aggressive,outrageous and cheap.

 

[rockin_rod]

User:Your bio reads as if you would like to approach it via the mind trip path. I suspect that your expectations are more the result of the low resonance rate you have encountered so far? May I ask where you live?

He tried negging me , of course.

Later I asked them , if they don’t want to talk to me or bring a little bit more action. Out of the blue from a gold user on SC:

„I just wanted to say, it's your fault that no one talks or tips“

And some guy who tipped one time for pm, thinks it’s okay to constantly message me when i stream. I told him one pm is 20 token. His response:
„That’s very expensive“


Lately I’m really disappointed and dissatisfied with chaturbate and stripchat. Users are very aggressive,outrageous and cheap.

Sounds like it's time to sweep out the trash and ban those users.
Sorry you're getting those comments

 

[Meowverlord]

And some guy who tipped one time for pm, thinks it’s okay to constantly message me when i stream. I told him one pm is 20 token. His response:
„That’s very expensive“

I just remind them if $1 is expensive to them, they miiiight have to start looking for a job. Or just... not bother me. (my tags are specifically findom & femdom among others before anyone starts throwing rocks)

 

[NotYou]

 

[Maxi]

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Ahhh the ol’ homelessness, bankruptcy and sexual orientation switch scenario.

We’ve all been there during the wild ride that is cam model viewing…

ETA: extra points to the model for pinning that review

 

[cbhours]

ETA: extra points to the model for pinning that review

omg lol i didnt notice that the first time

 

[Ronin1776]

Been seeing a lot of these comments on Chaturbate lately, all from user profiles that say they're female.
Despite the multiple usernames, they are mostly written in the same style, and frequently refer to the model by name.
I only visit a few rooms, so am curious if others have seen similar comments across the site.

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Yup I've seen them across quite a few rooms.

 

[NotYou]

This must be legit, not only does the name have "VIP" in it, despite it being a grey user, it's totally 10000% a woman messaging from it and not some bloke pretending:


4:55 PM
youngDutCHetroVIP
I'm Kelly, 20 years old, and I'm with my boyfriend Robert, 24, from Amsterdam, the Netherlands. We have a crazy request. Could you please add us, and we'll introduce it privately? The money order

 

[Garduskippa]

 

[Garduskippa]

A typical SC conversation

jack_lind
Hello.

jack_lind
Dont Be Shy.

jack_lind
Show Your Naked Tits.

YankmeIwillCUM
Let me CUM on your Face Babe

jack_lind
WooooooooooooooW

jack_lind
Your Naked Tits Very Beautiful.

YankmeIwillCUM
Bring Face in close

elias699
Spit on tits

YankmeIwillCUM
I am stroking now 4 U

elias699
Pm me

YankmeIwillCUM
Play with pussy a little 4 me , Look me in eyes

elias699
Perfect tits more then a mouthful is a waste

jack_lind
Relax. Keep Show Your Naked Tits.

jack_lind
Remove Your Hands.

jack_lind
Your Naked Tits Very Very Beautiful.

jack_lind
Dont Be Shy.

YankmeIwillCUM
Mmmm

YankmeIwillCUM
Drool

jack_lind
Dont Stop. Show Your Naked Tits.

YankmeIwillCUM
Look at me Babe

YankmeIwillCUM
Mmmmmmmm

YankmeIwillCUM
Let me CUM in your mouth

 

[Vixxen81]

Turned 44 yesterday. Got a saggy tit comment. I don't see what they see I guess. Still hurt.

 

[MarieElise]

Turned 44 yesterday. Got a saggy tit comment. I don't see what they see I guess. Still hurt.

Whoever said it is probably projecting his saggy nuts. Guys nuts sag as they get older, and they migrate away from the body when it's hot. He's probably a grumpy bastard because his nuts hit the toilet water now when he sits down to... well, enough said.

This is the equivalent of a grey on SM. This guy never buys shit. Even the most inexpensive stuff for $1-$2. Many of us now offer this (content for a few bucks or even $1), given the struggles many people are facing with finances, etc. Even if guys don't get expensive shows with me, but once in a while buy some cheap content, I respect them, am grateful and keep them around (unless they use it as a hall pass for bad behavior, which most don't).

 

[stormythunder]

If only embarrassing inquiries like this paid my rent.

 

[Garduskippa]

Every room i visir in SC is always a grey asking for a pm
With promises a great pvt etc etc,.

 

[NotYou]

Every room i visir in SC is always a grey asking for a pm
With promises a great pvt etc etc,.

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Yeah, and what makes it worse in my opinion is the model's usually have the grey chat turned off so they (model) can't see them asking/begging, yet the rest of the room (tippers) can, and it definitely discourages them. I have never ever understood this feature. Or at least not having the feature for all users to have in chat - i would love to turn off grey chat and not see it. Even if it was part of the Ultimate Membership, it'd be great - also the whole "ignore users" (individually) would be nice like this.

 

[cbhours]

Yeah, and what makes it worse in my opinion is the model's usually have the grey chat turned off so they (model) can't see them asking/begging, yet the rest of the room (tippers) can, and it definitely discourages them. I have never ever understood this feature. Or at least not having the feature for all users to have in chat - i would love to turn off grey chat and not see it. Even if it was part of the Ultimate Membership, it'd be great - also the whole "ignore users" (individually) would be nice like this.

The model can turn them off for everyone under My Show Controls:


I convinced them to implement the above feature in 2020, the older feature is still there which is the one on the top right corner of chat which just turns off greys for the model only...im not sure why they never got rid of that older option.

 

[NotYou]

The model can turn them off for everyone under My Show Controls:
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I convinced them to implement the above feature in 2020, the older feature is still there which is the one on the top right corner of chat which just turns off greys for the model only...im not sure why they never got rid of that older option.

I already know this, but they don't, they do the simple option of HIDING grey chat only from themselves, which is WHY I am confused and it makes no sense. I don't get the purpose of only hiding grey users messages from the model.


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On a side note, does anyone know what this guy means?
He randomly posted it in the public chat, with no other context. Not sure if he is trying to sound cool and wise or funny or what the hell?


8:55 PM
ak471999
Private show performance, just close to the distance, don't push in, just break the push.

 

[cbhours]

just close to the distance, don't push in, just break the push.

Might be able to guess, Was it originally chinese? Was there any action currently involved at the moment they sent that? {dildo etc)

 

[NotYou]

Might be able to guess, Was it originally chinese? Was there any action currently involved at the moment they sent that? {dildo etc)

Nope, literally nothing at all. Some other guy asking about private, then this guy just said this

 

[cbhours]

Nope, literally nothing at all. Some other guy asking about private, then this guy just said this

my guess: get closer to the camera, dont digitally zoom in, ....cancel the zoom? he probably translated from a language, pasted it in another chat in a different language, grabbed that translation, translated that to english.

 

[Vixxen81]

 

[CallMeMaria]

After hanging out in the chat for a good quarter of an hour, enjoying free attention. (Stupid me, when will I learn.....)

"I dont have money right now. Or well, I do, but I have better things to use it on. I am sorry. You are really beautiful and I bet amazing at what you do."

Banned.