Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[rockin_rod]

9:31 PM
sikici55555555944
I want to fuck you with 4 bottles of vodka

That all reads like he's viewing the site after drinking those 4 bottles of vodka.... geez.

 

[NoWay2018]

Our weird guy again who usually says he has multiple expensive cars etc and spends too long in showers and jacuzzi. Different this time.


9:30 PM
sikici55555555944
hello baby turkish 35 cm penis hot thermal pool cum in my pool peel open vagina show your breasts with finger vagina penis enlargement I used real software engineer I live in Dubai I have a car with whiskey vodka I want to fuck you until the morning

I think I used the same keywords to get my websites to #1 in AltaVista In 1997.

9:31 PM
sikici55555555944
I want to fuck you with 4 bottles of vodka

Not Smirnoff, I hope. That would be sick.

 

[Smoothie]

Our weird guy again who usually says he has multiple expensive cars etc and spends too long in showers and jacuzzi. Different this time.


9:30 PM
sikici55555555944
hello baby turkish 35 cm penis hot thermal pool cum in my pool peel open vagina show your breasts with finger vagina penis enlargement I used real software engineer I live in Dubai I have a car with whiskey vodka I want to fuck you until the morning

9:31 PM
sikici55555555944
I want to fuck you with 4 bottles of vodka

“I have a car” made me laugh. All these outlandish statements, then he’s like “but what if she thinks I ride the bus? It’ll ruin my entire pitch!”

 

[Icey]

What benefit do I get out of risking my account, being scammed, and working more for less ?????

 

[rockin_rod]

.......and in my head I heard this:

 

[darcyduke]

Just had to submit my first ever bestiality report to CB. 13 years and it's the FIRST time. I'd post the message but there's a chance they may end up here on the forum if CB acts accordingly.

OMG me too! I wonder if its the same guy! Real fucking weirdo.

 

[NoWay2018]

“I have a car” made me laugh. All these outlandish statements, then he’s like “but what if she thinks I ride the bus? It’ll ruin my entire pitch!”

I guess he hasn't heard of Bang Bus then...

 

[GoldenBanana]

This guy picked the right username it seems

 

[NoWay2018]

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This guy picked the right username it seems

I like that his horniness is multilingual.

 

[rockin_rod]

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This guy picked the right username it seems

I'm picking up on one or two subtle clues there, and guessing that he quite likes her

 

[Ich Bin]

I'm picking up on one or two subtle clues there, and guessing that he quite likes her

Either he quite likes her or he's writing the same thing to about 37 other models.

 

[NotYou]

Immature little cry babies like this guy not getting 100% models attention is funny, sad and pathetic.
I blanked her name plus the guy tipping her.

You just know, this guy is a big headache in private message.
And he didn't block her, but she didn't reply to him in public, but he does keep coming in and out of the room that i've noticed.

He hasn't been tipping BTW

( I've seen this same guy do this exact same thing with one or two other models as well)

 

[Ich Bin]

Immature little cry babies like this guy not getting 100% models attention is funny, sad and pathetic.
I blanked her name plus the guy tipping her.

You just know, this guy is a big headache in private message.
And he didn't block her, but she didn't reply to him in public, but he does keep coming in and out of the room that i've noticed.

He hasn't been tipping BTW

( I've seen this same guy do this exact same thing with one or two other models as well)


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I'm sure he's not just a big headache in private messages but also IRL.

 

[pbonACF]

Immature little cry babies like this guy not getting 100% models attention is funny, sad and pathetic.
I blanked her name plus the guy tipping her.

You just know, this guy is a big headache in private message.
And he didn't block her, but she didn't reply to him in public, but he does keep coming in and out of the room that i've noticed.

He hasn't been tipping BTW

( I've seen this same guy do this exact same thing with one or two other models as well)


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Saying goodbye but never leaving is a strong indication he's from Minnesota.

 

[Vixxen81]

Saying goodbye but never leaving is a strong indication he's from Minnesota.

Minnesota polite is the most passive aggressive thing ever.

 

[NotYou]

Oh lord, instantly muted:


1:09 AM
CaballeroA42850
Are u a rare steak? Cause I'll eat you even if you're bleeding

 

[Vixxen81]

Oh lord, instantly muted:


1:09 AM
CaballeroA42850
Are u a rare steak? Cause I'll eat you even if you're bleeding

I swear we need a vomit response for reactions.

 

[NoWay2018]

Oh lord, instantly muted:


1:09 AM
CaballeroA42850
Are u a rare steak? Cause I'll eat you even if you're bleeding

I wonder what the expected response to this was.

 

[KingMarti]

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Dedication

You can hear the disappointment in his message

 

[KingMarti]

I know it gets cold in the winter, but how many pairs of underwear could the model possibly have been wearing?

 

[stormythunder]

ironically, the one item of clothing joey wasn't wearing was underwear

 

[ElzaMuse]

I was gonna put this in the model WTF thread, but I'm sure there will be a never ending number of member WTF moments and didn't want to hijack that thread.

Anyways...I was in LovelyLemons room when a premium named IncestKing asked her if she screws family members. :shock:

I must admit, Amy handled the situation with grace and humour as she does with most things.

"Mmm bb is your sister also sexy?)" I banned immediately and was ready to give some food in my stomach freedom

 

[Southernbarbii]

Yesterday

Him: I love your big tits, what size are they?

Me: IDK I don’t wear a bra much anymore.

Him: I love moist saggy tits.

Me: ???

Mind you I’ve had a boob job so they’re not even close to saggy. and what woman would actually like that compliment?? They are so fuckin weird