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Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

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member: Soooo cute! Think my cock's just fell in love!

Seriously, how do I get these guys all the time?!
 
LilyMarie said:
BlackMeat4u: who would want to see me make her take me big black dick.. pm me
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This guy...we've met...I was equally unimpressed by his flowery words
 
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ComicOzzie said:
Longshank: gorgeous! 24yo with 11inches of white cock here and cam. Will you watch for my last 10 toks?
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Now what model can resist an offer like this? :dance:
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Am I the only one who thinks 11 inches sounds terrifying?
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Nope. When a guy comes in my room and says "mm bb i have 11 hard inches for you" I usually say - "If you have 11 hard inches please keep it away from my vagina!"
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When anybody claims more than 8 inches, I start describing what organ they'll be pounding into.

"Nine inches? Oh my poor intestines!"

"11 inches? HOLY shit, you're gonna take out a kidney with that thing!"

"13? MY LUNGS! MY LUNGS!"

Edit, someone didn't believe me, so I took out a ruler and showed them that it's only 2 feet from my pussy to my mouth.
 
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ComicOzzie said:
LilyMarie said:
BlackMeat4u: who would want to see me make her take me big black dick.. pm me
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So Blackmeat wants to talk to other dudes about his cock? :shifty:
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My gay-dar is sensing a disturbance in the straight field. :think:
 
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ComicOzzie said:
LilyMarie said:
BlackMeat4u: who would want to see me make her take me big black dick.. pm me
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So Blackmeat wants to talk to other dudes about his cock? :shifty:
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My gay-dar is sensing a disturbance in the straight field. :think:
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the force is sensitive and well-dressed with this one
 
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FrenchKitty said:
ComicOzzie said:
Ludokhan: i tip with my dick
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Too bad the models cannot pay their bills with your junk.
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Wondering how much bread I can buy with a testicle........
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Depends on if you're in Montana. lol "rocky mountain oysters."
 
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Nordling said:
FrenchKitty said:
ComicOzzie said:
Ludokhan: i tip with my dick
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Too bad the models cannot pay their bills with your junk.
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Wondering how much bread I can buy with a testicle........
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Depends on if you're in Montana. lol "rocky mountain oysters."
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I'm so far away from montana that I don't understand the reference :lol:
 
FrenchKitty said:
Nordling said:
FrenchKitty said:
ComicOzzie said:
Ludokhan: i tip with my dick
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Too bad the models cannot pay their bills with your junk.
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Wondering how much bread I can buy with a testicle........
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Depends on if you're in Montana. lol "rocky mountain oysters."
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I'm so far away from montana that I don't understand the reference :lol:
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Rocky mountain oysters are sheep testicles...considered a delicacy among folks in that neck of the woods. :)
 
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Nordling said:
Rocky mountain oysters are sheep testicles...considered a delicacy among folks in that neck of the woods. :)
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Here they're pig testicles. :shifty:
 
FrankieChemical said:
Nordling said:
Rocky mountain oysters are sheep testicles...considered a delicacy among folks in that neck of the woods. :)
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Here they're pig testicles. :shifty:
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Yeah, I think it depends on region...like Montana, sheep; Texas, calf; elsewhere, pig.

Probably even goat somewhere. :)
 
If you guys can't come to an agreement in a timely manner i'm opting for human testicle, bakery's closing.......
 
Nordling said:
FrenchKitty said:
If you guys can't come to an agreement in a timely manner i'm opting for human testicle, bakery's closing.......
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lol Yes, in New Guinea, they call them "west pacific nuts" :)
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I think this is an urban legend lol. I remember a certain chevy chase film that featured these. My ex girlfriend never found it funny when I made this same joke about fish ball soup whenever we were in a Chinese restaurant lol.
 
Jupiter551 said:
Nordling said:
FrenchKitty said:
If you guys can't come to an agreement in a timely manner i'm opting for human testicle, bakery's closing.......
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lol Yes, in New Guinea, they call them "west pacific nuts" :)
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I think this is an urban legend lol. I remember a certain chevy chase film that featured these. My ex girlfriend never found it funny when I made this same joke about fish ball soup whenever we were in a Chinese restaurant lol.
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Ha! I remember that flick. He ate like a record number of RMO never knowing what they really were.
 
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n0_0n3 said:
This is more of an LOL than a WTF, but here you go: when a guy tried to applaud a tipper...or when emotes go wrong, lol

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Note: As always, BFB is the voice of reason ;)
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Also broke yellow wall to applaud lol
 
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n0_0n3 said:
This is more of an LOL than a WTF, but here you go: when a guy tried to applaud a tipper...or when emotes go wrong, lol

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Note: As always, BFB is the voice of reason ;)
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Hahaaaa, that totally made me snort. My wall sort of failed, so appropriate emote was appropriate.
 
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