Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[LilyMarie]

Twitter is so full of WTF every day, I'm really thinking about making a private one for camming o__o

2 days ago:
Me: *posts a pic in which I cover my boobs with my hand*
Some guy: 'they look nice move your hand plz'

Today:
Me: 'Why do I even still reply to people who ask for skype on twitter. It's not like they EVER understand what a camgirl is / are willing to pay.'
The same guy: 'Those guys are dumbasses..'

So hey, today I learned asking for free skype shows makes you a dumbass but asking someone to 'move their hand plz' does not

 

[mynameisbob84]

Twitter is so full of WTF every day, I'm really thinking about making a private one for camming o__o

2 days ago:
Me: *posts a pic in which I cover my boobs with my hand*
Some guy: 'they look nice move your hand plz'

Today:
Me: 'Why do I even still reply to people who ask for skype on twitter. It's not like they EVER understand what a camgirl is / are willing to pay.'
The same guy: 'Those guys are dumbasses..'

So hey, today I learned asking for free skype shows makes you a dumbass but asking someone to 'move their hand plz' ...IN AN IMAGE THAT HAS ALREADY BEEN POSTED!...does not

Your avatar, bb... I like it but can you please lower your bra? :?

 

[LilyMarie]

dannygreen29: i want to pay for your college tuition can u pls just get naked?

 

[Evvie]

cunt, you got a great shape. Racist?

 

[Evvie]

some douch member: them nipples of yours are a whore nipples aren't they,and they need some urgent discipline session don't they ?
Evvie: nah not really

 

[Anonymous]

Well, which one is it? Do I look like a horse, or like an ape?

This sad excuse for a troll left after a few minutes, because he was disappointed that he didn't get an explosive reaction out of me. Instead he got the 'I'll just smile and make fun of your pathetic ass' reaction. He kept saying "She's gonna log off and cry now" like he EXPECTS/HOPES cam models do that when they're being "trolled." What a dumbass.....

 

[ComicOzzie]

WTF turtle dove iamu iou ineedu yboo hv u discardead me do da do learn logic eye candieswomen ineedu rolez n portrayalz tat alwayz will fale bummbaklot i'm sirrly amen ov many mindz intertwined rwit mine religously bbz crunchnasty ineedu ikoo bi inte....interjectionz memrence u/c urme2 wit luving intent isave u from death a slo.. outlook dividez me frum u bbdawsin ineedu 2help me

Anyone here fluent in gibberish? :?

 

[FrenchKitty]

WTF turtle dove iamu iou ineedu yboo hv u discardead me do da do learn logic eye candieswomen ineedu rolez n portrayalz tat alwayz will fale bummbaklot i'm sirrly amen ov many mindz intertwined rwit mine religously bbz crunchnasty ineedu ikoo bi inte....interjectionz memrence u/c urme2 wit luving intent isave u from death a slo.. outlook dividez me frum u bbdawsin ineedu 2help me

Anyone here fluent in gibberish? :?

I'm not fluent enough to attempt a proper translation but I get a "creep vibe". Although I did crack up at "crunchnasty".

 

[LilyMarie]

WTF turtle dove iamu iou ineedu yboo hv u discardead me do da do learn logic eye candieswomen ineedu rolez n portrayalz tat alwayz will fale bummbaklot i'm sirrly amen ov many mindz intertwined rwit mine religously bbz crunchnasty ineedu ikoo bi inte....interjectionz memrence u/c urme2 wit luving intent isave u from death a slo.. outlook dividez me frum u bbdawsin ineedu 2help me

Anyone here fluent in gibberish? :?

Stopped reading after 'What the fuck, Turtle Dove, I am you, I owe you, I need you, you boo, have you discarded me?' because my brain hurt.
Does anyone want to continue? Also what was that person smoking?

 

[Nordling]

:lol: Kind of like:

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I'm crying.

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody tuesday.
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.

Mister city policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row.
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run.
I'm crying, I'm crying.
I'm crying, I'm crying.

Yellow mother custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.

Sitting in an english garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don't come, you get a tan
From standing in the english rain.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob goo goo g'joob.

Expert textpert choking smokers,
Don't you think the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty,
See how they snied.
I'm crying.

Semolina pilchard, climbing up the eiffel tower.
Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking edgar allan poe.
I am the eggman, They are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob goo goo g'joob goo goo g'joob.
Goo goo g'joob goo

 

[FrenchKitty]

He's been smoking the beatles then ^^

 

[mynameisbob84]

:lol: Kind of like:

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I'm crying.

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody tuesday.
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.

Mister city policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row.
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run.
I'm crying, I'm crying.
I'm crying, I'm crying.

Yellow mother custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.

Sitting in an english garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don't come, you get a tan
From standing in the english rain.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob goo goo g'joob.

Expert textpert choking smokers,
Don't you think the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty,
See how they snied.
I'm crying.

Semolina pilchard, climbing up the eiffel tower.
Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking edgar allan poe.
I am the eggman, They are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob goo goo g'joob goo goo g'joob.
Goo goo g'joob goo

You missed out my favourite part of the song where Lennon sings "I am the walrus" and in the background you hear some English dood with a posh accent saying "are you sir?" in an exasperated tone :-D

 

[Nordling]

:lol: And I wasn't sure of this version of the lyrics. I always thought it was "...matter custard..." not "mother custard." lol

 

[Anonymous]

The guy last night who claimed he was looking for a model to do a booty-clapping private show for him. I agreed to it, but then he said he needs to see a "sample" first in public chat to show him that I know how to do it. :roll: He's like "Why would I go buy tokens for a private show if I don't even know if you can do it?" Nice try at getting a free show though.....

*BAN*

 

[mynameisbob84]

The guy last night who claimed he was looking for a model to do a booty-clapping private show for him. I agreed to it, but then he said he needs to see a "sample" first in public chat to show him that I know how to do it. :roll: He's like "Why would I go buy tokens for a private show if I don't even know if you can do it?" Nice try at getting a free show though.....

*BAN*

"Why would I go buy tokens for a private show if I can just trick you into doing it in public chat for fr- wait, what?" :?

 

[EvaLee]

xgraham69: please beauty erect nipples + hard for send you + tips

Hurt my head so bad.

 

[MrRodry]

 

[ComicOzzie]

hardbodiedmf: could you pleaseeee put on high heels?

To a model wearing... you guessed it... high heels.

 

[ComicOzzie]

So a guy tips the model 500 tokens and says its not for topic, causing a freeloader to call him names. I called out the freeloader, who responded like this:

booblover47: comicozzie, I have probably spent more than you on here than the rest of the 175 people watching combined so dont call me a free loader

And then the model replied that he had 425 reward points (in 4 years on MFC). :lol:

 

[Nordling]

In esmeralda_bel's room (which she's sharing with RUSSIANXXTACY)

smelaw: ru both in vegas
SnowJimenez: no just one of them is smelaw :L

 

[FrenchKitty]

WTF turtle dove iamu iou ineedu yboo hv u discardead me do da do learn logic eye candieswomen ineedu rolez n portrayalz tat alwayz will fale bummbaklot i'm sirrly amen ov many mindz intertwined rwit mine religously bbz crunchnasty ineedu ikoo bi inte....interjectionz memrence u/c urme2 wit luving intent isave u from death a slo.. outlook dividez me frum u bbdawsin ineedu 2help me

Anyone here fluent in gibberish? :?

sorry to come back on this but, being mensa-smart, I think I cracked the first line and it's terrifying lol.
"WTF turtle dove, I am you, I own you, I need you, why, boo, have you discarded me, don't do that, , learn to be logical, "eye-candy woman", I need you, games and masks will always fail you fucker" (he's likely jamaican) "etc etc etc"
i'm scared I'm sleeping with the lights on tonight.

 

[mynameisbob84]

WTF turtle dove iamu iou ineedu yboo hv u discardead me do da do learn logic eye candieswomen ineedu rolez n portrayalz tat alwayz will fale bummbaklot i'm sirrly amen ov many mindz intertwined rwit mine religously bbz crunchnasty ineedu ikoo bi inte....interjectionz memrence u/c urme2 wit luving intent isave u from death a slo.. outlook dividez me frum u bbdawsin ineedu 2help me

Anyone here fluent in gibberish? :?

Sting??

 

[FrenchKitty]

WTF turtle dove iamu iou ineedu yboo hv u discardead me do da do learn logic eye candieswomen ineedu rolez n portrayalz tat alwayz will fale bummbaklot i'm sirrly amen ov many mindz intertwined rwit mine religously bbz crunchnasty ineedu ikoo bi inte....interjectionz memrence u/c urme2 wit luving intent isave u from death a slo.. outlook dividez me frum u bbdawsin ineedu 2help me

Anyone here fluent in gibberish? :?

Sting??

Actually I'm thinking "do the do", as in "act like you should" rofl....

 

[Nordling]

WTF turtle dove iamu iou ineedu yboo hv u discardead me do da do learn logic eye candieswomen ineedu rolez n portrayalz tat alwayz will fale bummbaklot i'm sirrly amen ov many mindz intertwined rwit mine religously bbz crunchnasty ineedu ikoo bi inte....interjectionz memrence u/c urme2 wit luving intent isave u from death a slo.. outlook dividez me frum u bbdawsin ineedu 2help me

Anyone here fluent in gibberish? :?

sorry to come back on this but, being mensa-smart, I think I cracked the first line and it's terrifying lol.
"WTF turtle dove, I am you, I own you, I need you, why, boo, have you discarded me, don't do that, , learn to be logical, "eye-candy woman", I need you, games and masks will always fail you fucker" (he's likely jamaican) "etc etc etc"
i'm scared I'm sleeping with the lights on tonight.

:lol: I think I may love you now. Cryptographers are HOT!

 

[mynameisbob84]

It hurt to look at but I've pieced some of it together (I'm pretty sure this person was on some kind of hallucinogen when they wrote this)

WTF turtle dove iamu iou ineedu yboo hv u discardead me do da do learn logic eye candieswomen ineedu rolez n portrayalz tat alwayz will fale bummbaklot i'm sirrly amen ov many mindz intertwined rwit mine religously bbz crunchnasty ineedu ikoo bi inte....interjectionz memrence u/c urme2 wit luving intent isave u from death a slo.. outlook dividez me frum u bbdawsin ineedu 2help me

What the fuck, turtle dove? I am you, I owe you, I need you. Why, boo, have you discaded me?... I need you... roles and portrayals that will always fail. Bumbaclot (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bumbaclot)... I'm surely a man of many minds intertwined with mine religiously, bb... I need you... interjections, rememberance... you see, you're [like] me too. With loving intent, I save you from death also. Outlook divides me from you, bb... I need you to help me.

 

[LilyMarie]

When I got on cam for the second time today, I had this topic up:

Topic: Guests and basics can talk My boobs will come out for FREE if no one demands anything for 10 mins

I thought it would be a fun little experiment. I wanted to see if they were able to behave at all.

Guest: my cock is so hard in anticipation
Me: You shouldn't talk about your cock in front of 150 other guys
Guest: lol im telling you
Guest: not them haha
Me: Yeah, camgirls don't really want to hear about your cock, either
Guest: lol gtfo im off them cya

I was all sad when he left. :crybaby:


By the way, they managed to be good for 6 minutes until one of them said 'I demand you to show me your boobs'.
By 'be good', I mean no demanding. There was still a bit of 'r u shaved', 'my cock is doing this and that', 'would love to lick your pussy' and 'are you naturally red?' (No. I've never had red hair. I'm a brunette. I'm a brunette. This is an insult to actual redheads.)

 

[Jupiter551]

WTF turtle dove iamu iou ineedu yboo hv u discardead me do da do learn logic eye candieswomen ineedu rolez n portrayalz tat alwayz will fale bummbaklot i'm sirrly amen ov many mindz intertwined rwit mine religously bbz crunchnasty ineedu ikoo bi inte....interjectionz memrence u/c urme2 wit luving intent isave u from death a slo.. outlook dividez me frum u bbdawsin ineedu 2help me

Anyone here fluent in gibberish? :?

:music-singing:
What the fuck? Turtle dove! :animals-duckie:
I am you, IOU, I need you, BOO!
Discarded (do da do).
learn logic aye?

Candieswoman,
I need you!
Roles and portrayals,
That will always fail,
bummbaklot I'm sirrly.
Amen.

 

[DoctorVen]

dannygreen29: i want to pay for your college tuition can u pls just get naked?

THAT'S how I get my school bills paid for?!?! Of course!

 

[Jupiter551]

dannygreen29: i want to pay for your college tuition can u pls just get naked?

THAT'S how I get my school bills paid for?!?! Of course!

right here bb *pats lap*

 

[LilyMarie]

So I'm watching a new model (because MFC is working for me for a change, yay!) and she's being annoyed by guests/basics in her room.
Everyone I'm quoting, except for me, is a guest or basic.



ilbts2: It helps to rate and admire!
LilyM: ilbts, it doesn't do anything.
jhew12345: lilym stop teaching her to be a moneywhore pls she has a mind of her own
(...)
LilyM: you should really, really mute the guests and maybe also the basics, if I can give you some advice.
Model says: What's the difference between guests and basics?
LilyM: basics have a free account, guests don't have an account.
(...)
ilbts2: basic are members though
LilyM: both are pretty much 'worthless', the only ones you should care about are premiums. (I admit I was being a bit harsh there, but let's carry on...)
LilyM: they're the only ones who can tip.
LilyM: most models have guests and basics muted.
ilbts2: Why?
(...)
Guest10346: basics and guests provide good convos tho
HardKnock2 (<-- a basic): Can tip...but usually don't
LilyM: HardKnock, you can't tip.
LilyM: you're a basic, dude
ilbts2: Lily rated one star
LilyM: ilbts LMAO
Guest10346: lets all rate lilym one star shes too dumb
ilbts2: yesss
ilbts2: Mute prems... I do
(...)


basically, "omg we will rate your premium account 1 star because you're trying to keep us from openly being demanding jerks instead of just silent freeloaders". Woah.

There should be a bright pink flashy popup window in the broadcaster when a new model gets on cam for the first time that says 'Mute guests and basics if you want to make money and have fun on this site!!'

The worst thing is that these people probably tell a whole bunch of new girls every day that if they just flash them for free they'll rate and admire them and that that's good for their camscore.
It makes me so damn sad.