Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[EdgarAllenWhoa]

Dude: Have you ever seen I Dream of Jeanie?
Me: Yeah, I love that show!
Dude: Can you do the blink magic thing?
Me: Like the gesture? Sure but my boobs get in the way a little bit :lol:
Dude: Awesome! What can you blink into existence for me?
Me: Uh.....wut?

I am sorry but that's FUNNY! I am still giggling away at that one LOL
Thanks for giving a much needed laugh :lol:

 

[Rose]

Dude: Have you ever seen I Dream of Jeanie?
Me: Yeah, I love that show!
Dude: Can you do the blink magic thing?
Me: Like the gesture? Sure but my boobs get in the way a little bit :lol:
Dude: Awesome! What can you blink into existence for me?
Me: Flaccid genitals, maxed out credit cards and an empty wallet.

Fixed it for you. :thumbleft:

 

[LilyMarie]

i stopped hanging in lounge when MFC gave us the "Most Popular Room" list

'yaaay, an even more direct way to find free public cumshows!'

you know if your vegas show wasnt so damn hot id say you were way to cute to be in the adult industry

Doesn't make any sense.

 

[DanniShimmers]

you know if your vegas show wasnt so damn hot id say you were way to cute to be in the adult industry

Doesn't make any sense.

"Porn stars aren't real women"

(I know not all cam girls are porn stars but a lot of guys lump all adult performers in the same category anyway)

 

[ComicOzzie]

pussyMunster3: poop show count down toilet paper on your gina is grossing me out can you wash it off or wipe better?

Trolls gotta troll.

 

[Jupiter551]

Ok so I'm like pretty stoned, but I don't get this guy DughBoy4Sure...he's just fucking odd lol. Half pimp half...I dunno. This is long but I'm genuinely confused what his deal is.

DughBoy4Sure: this is the only woman i know ... would make a man .. wanna leave his wife to be with her ..lol
Jupiter551: lol that's horrible
Jupiter551: but I agree
HuggyBear_: lol
Jupiter551: I just got here, has she been away a while or?
DughBoy4Sure: no another one bites the dust ..lol
DughBoy4Sure: she be back in few minutes
DughBoy4Sure: pvt over now
DughBoy4Sure: lol
DughBoy4Sure: you did pvt with tata b 4?
Jupiter551: another notch on her invisible belt
HuggyBear_: or headboard
Jupiter551: no, I won a vid and did a few groups tho []
HuggyBear_: lol
DughBoy4Sure: another notch and another man in tears crying ..lol
DughBoy4Sure: you did a few groups?
HuggyBear_: happy tears
Jupiter551: with taty? yeah, I don't remember how many but more than one
DughBoy4Sure: wow ... are you alright dude?
HuggyBear_: hahaha
DughBoy4Sure: you still not hard are you?
Jupiter551: lol not today
DughBoy4Sure: we know she can drain guys dry ... and still leave hard 4 days ...lol
Jupiter551: I generally don't get hard talking to a bunch of dudes and looking at an away screen [:lol]
HuggyBear_: hahahahaha
DughBoy4Sure: was talking from groups you did with her ..lol not us lol
Jupiter551: however, I also had the groups over a period of several months lol
DughBoy4Sure: tell us about i ... how u still here today? and able to be in your right mind
DughBoy4Sure: jajaja she takes everything out of guys no engery left
DughBoy4Sure: after being with tata ...lol
DughBoy4Sure: yes she coming back
Jupiter551: well I pmed her lol
Jupiter551: no answer yet
DughBoy4Sure: gonna tell her u been asking for her (*I hadn't been asking for her, I just wondered if she had been away long*)
DughBoy4Sure: man she was in pvt about 30 minutes
Jupiter551: I hope she didn't err...satisfy herself so hard she injured herself somehow
DughBoy4Sure: biglaa .. i hope you have 300 tokens?
HuggyBear_: very good day for tata
DughBoy4Sure: do you have 300 tokens?
DughBoy4Sure: man i seen tata in groups about length of time ...lol
Jupiter551: yeah lol she doesn't do things half way
DughBoy4Sure: and you should seenthe times she did a hour ...lol
Jupiter551: lol she'd outlast me lol
DughBoy4Sure: hi tata
HuggyBear_: welcome back
Jupiter551: hi []
Tata_Latina: hello guys
DughBoy4Sure: guys been lookin for you
Tata_Latina: ohh thats good no>
Tata_Latina: ?
DughBoy4Sure: they say they want you to make them give milk ....lol
Jupiter551: you;re on the screen = it's good
DughBoy4Sure: yes it good when guys looking for you
Tata_Latina: hahaha
Tata_Latina: guys do you see me good?
DughBoy4Sure: tokens for u
DughBoy4Sure: yes i spied on you
DughBoy4Sure: lol
HuggyBear_: i see u
Jupiter551: perfect []
DughBoy4Sure: now jupiter here tata
DughBoy4Sure: now what are you going to do
DughBoy4Sure: biglaa here tata
DughBoy4Sure: she here now
Tata_Latina: mmmmmm
Jupiter551: uhh yeah Dugh, hi
Jupiter551: lol
biglaa87: yay!!!
Tata_Latina: u know my nipples are extremaly hard
DughBoy4Sure: i dare you both try take her own ....lol
biglaa87: hot!
Jupiter551: I suspected they were [:mhehe]
HuggyBear_: mmmmm nipples
Stu_blue_eyes: awsome
Tata_Latina: but very
HuggyBear_: me like nipples hard
Tata_Latina: i think too much '
Reggir: always so pretty
DughBoy4Sure: taking bets over here
Jupiter551: I just like she-nipples in general
DughBoy4Sure: going with tata to win
DughBoy4Sure: come on guys .... no takers?
DughBoy4Sure: jupiter ... come on tata need some action
DughBoy4Sure: i need some bets ....lol
Jupiter551: girls like you make me want to learn spanish
Jupiter551: [:mlol]
Tata_Latina: i am fine
PhifeDiggy: yes you are!!
DughBoy4Sure: tata no you not fine .... bbb say you is very hot bb
DughBoy4Sure: you need to cum some more bb
DughBoy4Sure: lol
PhifeDiggy: fine does'nt even begin to describe the level of your hotness!
DughBoy4Sure: ok Diggy you want some of Tata?

 

[DanniShimmers]

Ok so I'm like pretty stoned, but I don't get this guy DughBoy4Sure...he's just fucking odd lol. Half pimp half...I dunno. This is long but I'm genuinely confused what his deal is.

If anything, I'd guess it's 50/50 off his rocker/wanting someone else to take her private so he can spy. Is she a model who won't do group shows?

 

[Poker_Babe]

Ummm OK?

 

[DanniShimmers]

Ummm OK?

Huh.

Well, that's certainly one way to make a request.

Not a good way, but it's a way.

 

[Ann_Sulu]

DoWhatYouDoBB: You too good to take pm ? (leaves immediately left before I could possibly reply. I pm him)

DoWhatYouDoBB: you are the one who missed out on a pvt with no pm (again he immediately leaves without letting me respond)

He sends me mail:

him:So glad you banned me, you fat rude bitch Boy are you fat tool

Lol for a guy who's name is do what you want you don't let things go easily. By the way I almost never like doing privates anyway. Less money than I get in public chat. But hey, thanks for telling me I'm sooo hot that you wanted to take me to private, and you can't let me go because you keep sending me crap... bwahahhahaha thanks for taking interest in this bbw then. I'm soooo posting this on the model forum! XD

xoxo,
-Lily

him:Two words just for you fatty

me:Fatty is one word btw

him:The two words are F U

me:Those are letters

(I seriously need to not do this sort of thing when bored but it's so amusing sometimes)

He actually still going and I'm not responding which is making him more upset...I hope he finally gets off on this he's taking forever

 

[LailaBaise]

him:The two words are F U

me:Those are letters

:lol:

 

[Evvie]

eskimo196: ur prv chat is 9.99 and excl is 3.84?
thats dicked up...

 

[ComicOzzie]

calumm: what anawsome bottom dont know if I CAN LAST MUCH MORE BEFORE I VUM XX

Apparently calumm switches to all caps right before he vums. :lol:

 

[ComicOzzie]

hd220759: I just like you
lhd220759: I just like you
hd220759: I just like you
hd220759: I just like you
hd220759: I just like you
hd220759: I just like you
hd220759: I just like you
hd220759: I just like you
hd220759: I just like you

And yet the ungrateful model still banned him. :violin:

 

[Evvie]

hd220759: I just like you
lhd220759: I just like you
hd220759: I just like you
hd220759: I just like you
hd220759: I just like you
hd220759: I just like you
hd220759: I just like you
hd220759: I just like you
hd220759: I just like you

And yet the ungrateful model still banned him. :violin:

that uptight hooker needs to learn when she's got it good.

 

[Rose]

The amount of dingalings on twitter today is making me lol so hard. :lol:

dakota69 ‏@mfcdakota69
@MyFreeCams @NicoleRileyMFC its a shame mfc wasnt represented by better looking models for the cnbc story.
(Wtf? Is he blind? That's the only explanation!!!)

And then these gems......
Freddy J ‏@CamWhoreLover
@NicoleRileyMFC @mfcdakota69 Ron jeremy? Really? Gross. Why would u let that guy touch you
Freddy J ‏@CamWhoreLover
@NicoleRileyMFC @BlackxRose92 I'm nice and about 1000 times better looking than Ron. So I should be good to go right?
(Because we all know 'being nice' entitles us to all the free poon we want and always makes you better than anyone else. :lol: Because that's how sex and the world work.)

 

[ConnerJay]

Member: Wanted to write privately, because I am on "xtc" at the moment and wanted to be sure that is okay with you.
Me: Uh, yeah.
Me: *shows a dildo on cam*
Member: Dildo's and I am out of here.
Member: I thought you understood the intensity of what I'm feeling


:lol:


DILDO'S ARE SO INTENSE MAN
I CAN'T EVEN HANDLE IT

 

[Ann_Sulu]

I had three major nuts in one day

1.fireballxl7: God you are beautiful
KimikoYee: yeah he had good advice
fireballxl7: talk talk talk, you are beautiful
fireballxl7: please no
fireballxl7: share
fireballxl7: I cannot hear your voice
fireballxl7: only what you type
A_Cute_Mew: lol I don't type
A_Cute_Mew: Aye bearlee taip in iinglisch
fireballxl7: please, will you masturbate and share??
fireballxl7: beautiful woman
fireballxl7: we love you
fireballxl7: how much
fireballxl7: you promise to do the show if I tip the full amount???
fireballxl7: please type cannot hear
A_Cute_Mew: yes
snowie1969: i doubt you will find a more honest and reliable woman on here
fireballxl7: promise
snowie1969: i doubt it's necessary

Received a 200 token tip from fireballxl7!
fireballxl7 tip notes: please share with me. I trust you with my tip. I will love to share with you. you are so lucky to be a beautiful lady.
fireballxl7: please share with me
fireballxl7: you be happy
KimikoYee: this time I'm getting a towel
fireballxl7: I want to share your happiness
fireballxl7: God you are beautiful
fireballxl7: thank you
fireballxl7: thank you
fireballxl7: thank you
fireballxl7: wow
fireballxl7: wow
fireballxl7: wow
fireballxl7: wow
fireballxl7: beautiful
fireballxl7: marry me please forever
fireballxl7: wow
fireballxl7: wow
DreamGuyy101: hi
fireballxl7: God you are beautiful
fireballxl7: wow
fireballxl7: wow
fireballxl7: thank you
fireballxl7: thank you
fireballxl7: beautiful
fireballxl7: wish I was you
fireballxl7: very very beautiful
fireballxl7: thank you
fireballxl7: love you beautiful
fireballxl7: will you marry me forever???
fireballxl7: beautiful
fireballxl7: beautiful
fireballxl7: love you
fireballxl7: thank you so much
Sharkman001: hi
tomjack1988: so hard
Sharkman001: hru
fireballxl7: very beautiful
Sharkman001: what size are titss
fireballxl7: very beautiful woman
fireballxl7: you boobs are incredible
fireballxl7: I love you
fireballxl7: do you love me?
(I tell him it’s not love he’s feeling, and that I don’t fall in love with guys over the interwebz)
fireballxl7: I will kill myself now
dabudmanx: want to say thank you for a wonderful show

2.SamuelPit: how big is you guys dick?
SamuelPit: you should see mine
SamuelPit: biiiiig
SamuelPit: lol
SamuelPit: 8 1/2
I tell him 10”
rafa786: u like big ones yeah
SamuelPit: 10 sucks whatever

3. muratcan009: you good baby
muratcan009: open eyes
me: huh? They are open
Rat_Thing: well this guy is pleasently random
muratcan009: exıt optic
me: uh ok lemme see if I can do this…no exit optic. Must enter optic only for I no sight henceforth
muratcan009: ty
Rat_Thing: rofl

 

[Jupiter551]

Ummm OK?

with charm like that at his fingertips I'm surprised he's not called 'JediSuave' instead of jedisuede

 

[LilyMarie]

There was a guy in my room tonight who posted an emote that said both 'tips keep her naked' and 'can't tip? Rate and admire' (something like that). He posted it 4 times within an hour or so, and didn't say anything else to anyone (and didn't tip either).
It was the strangest thing - I wasn't going to put my clothes back on, I don't get dressed again after getting naked, and there was continuous tipping in the roon because I was playing a trivia game. Regarding the rating/admiring, I don't care about these useless features at all.
So I have no idea what this guy was trying to accomplish with the emote o_o

 

[ComicOzzie]

There was a guy in my room tonight who posted an emote that said both 'tips keep her naked' and 'can't tip? Rate and admire' (something like that). He posted it 4 times within an hour or so, and didn't say anything else to anyone (and didn't tip either).
It was the strangest thing - I wasn't going to put my clothes back on, I don't get dressed again after getting naked, and there was continuous tipping in the roon because I was playing a trivia game. Regarding the rating/admiring, I don't care about these useless features at all.
So I have no idea what this guy was trying to accomplish with the emote o_o

He was trying to convince you that, even though he never tips, he is a still a valuable presence to have in your room. Clearly, it did not work.

 

[LilyMarie]

Suave785: I am about to scream at the top of my lungs because I am about to explode.

sexy

 

[mynameisbob84]

Suave785: I am about to scream at the top of my lungs because I am about to explode.

sexy

And not remotely suave :snooty:

 

[CamGirlKitten]

Oh lord, that crazy Canvas1 guy's at it again. I let some of my regulars know to vote for me in a contest, and he freakin' lost it, lol. http://persephonevixen.blogspot.com/2013/02/canvas1-go-fuck-offcamgirlkitten-auto.html has the full convo, but here's some highlights. Keep in mind all this is coming from a guy that likes to spam youtube links on model profile comments, lol.

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CamGirlKitten: Please go vote for me at the bottom of the page if you get the chance - http://www.punkrocktits.com/gotm - Thanks hun.
canvas1: go fuck off
CamGirlKitten: If you like. Any particular reason?
canvas1: yes because im not here for you to send me spam selling shit
CamGirlKitten: Uhm, that was a page to vote for a contest, honey. lol
CamGirlKitten: it's not selling anything.
CamGirlKitten: there's not even an option to sell anything on that entire website. lol
canvas1: why in gods name would i take anytime from my life to vote for you
canvas1: seriously
canvas1: what have you ever done for me
canvas1: nothing
CamGirlKitten: *Shrug* You're a regular that's tipped before, that's evidently having quite a bad day, just thought you'd like to vote for me.
CamGirlKitten: And had I not ever done anything for you, you'd never have tipped me.
CamGirlKitten: and thus never ended up on my buddy list in the first place.
CamGirlKitten: I'll be happy to remove you if you'd like.
canvas1: look if i have tipped you- then you dod something for my money- not for me
canvas1: pz- i dont care to be on the next mass PM like i am some asshole loser that has nothing better to do than jump when some cam girl that could give 2 shits of i live or die asks me too
CamGirlKitten: It wasn't a mass PM. I selected just a few people I thought wouldn't mind, due to how many times they've come to visit my chatroom.
CamGirlKitten: and again, all you had to do at any point in the last year that you've been buddylisted is simply ask for removal, and it'd never be an issue again hun.
canvas1: it just came off so rude and disrespectful. like we are actually friends. plz. if i dont have tokens- you dont even care of i get hit by a bus
canvas1: so tired of the lifestyle of bulls hit girls here
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Oh no, what will the industry ever do without him? It'll surely crumble, him and his whole 240 tokens to me in 2 years. :naughty:

 

[waogo]

And, really, why should you care if he gets hot by a bus with that attitude...

 

[AmberCutie]

Oh lord, that crazy Canvas1 guy's at it again. I let some of my regulars know to vote for me in a contest, and he freakin' lost it, lol. http://persephonevixen.blogspot.com/2013/02/canvas1-go-fuck-offcamgirlkitten-auto.html has the full convo, but here's some highlights. Keep in mind all this is coming from a guy that likes to spam youtube links on model profile comments, lol.

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CamGirlKitten: Please go vote for me at the bottom of the page if you get the chance - http://www.punkrocktits.com/gotm - Thanks hun.
canvas1: go fuck off
CamGirlKitten: If you like. Any particular reason?
canvas1: yes because im not here for you to send me spam selling shit
CamGirlKitten: Uhm, that was a page to vote for a contest, honey. lol
CamGirlKitten: it's not selling anything.
CamGirlKitten: there's not even an option to sell anything on that entire website. lol
canvas1: why in gods name would i take anytime from my life to vote for you
canvas1: seriously
canvas1: what have you ever done for me
canvas1: nothing
CamGirlKitten: *Shrug* You're a regular that's tipped before, that's evidently having quite a bad day, just thought you'd like to vote for me.
CamGirlKitten: And had I not ever done anything for you, you'd never have tipped me.
CamGirlKitten: and thus never ended up on my buddy list in the first place.
CamGirlKitten: I'll be happy to remove you if you'd like.
canvas1: look if i have tipped you- then you dod something for my money- not for me
canvas1: pz- i dont care to be on the next mass PM like i am some asshole loser that has nothing better to do than jump when some cam girl that could give 2 shits of i live or die asks me too
CamGirlKitten: It wasn't a mass PM. I selected just a few people I thought wouldn't mind, due to how many times they've come to visit my chatroom.
CamGirlKitten: and again, all you had to do at any point in the last year that you've been buddylisted is simply ask for removal, and it'd never be an issue again hun.
canvas1: it just came off so rude and disrespectful. like we are actually friends. plz. if i dont have tokens- you dont even care of i get hit by a bus
canvas1: so tired of the lifestyle of bulls hit girls here
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Oh no, what will the industry ever do without him? It'll surely crumble, him and his whole 240 tokens to me in 2 years. :naughty:

I really admire how calm you replied to him. I try my best to be the bigger person in situations like these, but I have a feeling I would have grown impatient very quickly with that prick.

 

[HotAndScottish]

Exactly what I was thinking Amber. Kitten, you're more patient than I!

 

[Bocefish]

if i have tipped you- then you dod something for my money- not for me

He better enact a ban on his money because it's obviously doing things he has no control over. :lol:

 

[CamGirlKitten]

Exactly what I was thinking Amber. Kitten, you're more patient than I!

Given my size, I get a ton of trolls on MFC, they're just usually of a different variety. I'm also an extremely long term ruthless blackmail Dominatrix, so I had to learn to just take a minute, calm myself, and reply logically. Most of these guys really are just trying to get a rise out of you, and it either gets them off or helps them reassure their own insecurities. If you just make them look like a fool, it's far more satisfying.

 

[Ann_Sulu]

Exactly what I was thinking Amber. Kitten, you're more patient than I!

Given my size, I get a ton of trolls on MFC, they're just usually of a different variety. I'm also an extremely long term ruthless blackmail Dominatrix, so I had to learn to just take a minute, calm myself, and reply logically. Most of these guys really are just trying to get a rise out of you, and it either gets them off or helps them reassure their own insecurities. If you just make them look like a fool, it's far more satisfying.

I love STH (small troll humiliation).