Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[PlayboyMegan]

Bryan seems nice...

BryanMilIs: have u been pregnant before?
BryanMilIs: ah ok , i assumed that because of the saggy tits
BryanMilIs: because u too braindead for a good joke

Gotta love when direct insults are masked as "jokes." :roll:

 

[MrRodry]

 

[RebeccaT]

Guest on MFC: Hope your fanny gets cancer next

What is wrong with these guys? God help their mothers, wives, sisters if they ever have breast cancer...there'll certainly be no support from these numpties. I had guest idiots behaving like this twice tonight. The nice guys jump on them but it kills the mood. Time to silence guests, methinks!

 

[mynameisbob84]

shake ur tits around

 

[JerryBoBerry]

How can you put a statistic on something that wasn't reported? thats more like a guess.

 

[ComicOzzie]

Bikerpaal: hi sweety... 6 or maybe the 5 best tits on mfc.....

Don't models usually have just 2? :?

 

[ComicOzzie]

myexisaho: you must be from Ireland because when I watch you my penis be Dublin

 

[Amelia Liddell]

i decided to be nice and reply somewhat politely instead of saying what i really wanted to :-D +2 good girl points

also i just got this on my twitter

doesnt seem so bad, but it was posted with a picture of his cock!
idek what to say to something that creepy, i'll probably ignore it but do guys REALLY think that girls love dick pics??!! he even said 'enjoy princess' like oh yeah lemme just get my panties off :hand:

uncensored tweet under the spoiler so you can see how extemely weird a random dudes 'enjoy princess' is when combined with dick

Spoiler

 

[JimsX]

i decided to be nice and reply somewhat politely instead of saying what i really wanted to :-D +2 good girl points

also i just got this on my twitter

doesnt seem so bad, but it was posted with a picture of his cock!
idek what to say to something that creepy, i'll probably ignore it but do guys REALLY think that girls love dick pics??!! he even said 'enjoy princess' like oh yeah lemme just get my panties off :hand:

uncensored tweet under the spoiler so you can see how extemely weird a random dudes 'enjoy princess' is when combined with dick

Spoiler

That's an extra ugly cock. Oh how I wish I had not clicked

 

[Amelia Liddell]

That's an extra ugly cock. Oh how I wish I had not clicked

i know right!! I didn't want to say it but i totally agree with you :lol:

 

[AmberCutie]

That's an extra ugly cock. Oh how I wish I had not clicked

i know right!! I didn't want to say it but i totally agree with you :lol:

The fact that it's half-flaccid isn't doing it any favors. Limp dicks are always ugly, IMO.

 

[PlayboyMegan]

That's an extra ugly cock. Oh how I wish I had not clicked

i know right!! I didn't want to say it but i totally agree with you :lol:

The fact that it's half-flaccid isn't doing it any favors. Limp dicks are always ugly, IMO.

It actually might be fully hard. I've seen a few dicks that point down like that and the extra skin near the head could be foreskin.

 

[ComicOzzie]

He seems well-adjusted...

mind_rapist: let me shit in ur pussy

:shock:

 

[ComicOzzie]

One of the top 10 dumbest questions asked on a regular basis:

Wariomario22: did u get the tip i sent????

:roll:

 

[JimsX]

One of the top 10 dumbest questions asked on a regular basis:

Wariomario22: did u get the tip i sent????

:roll:

I agree for the most part, but I have noticed that sometimes the tip either does not show up or is extremely delayed. Guys who are unaware of MFC's massive lag issues at times may really think the tip didn't go through.

Or he could just be looking for attention and praise. :lol:

 

[LilLitaRose]

NameRedacted: You should convince your sister to get on cam with you, that way she can see what you do and you not worry about it.
Plus it may be hot!

Wat.
Wat.

 

[JJasione]

Got any swim caps?
Shower caps?
Wanna fill your knickers with custard?
No messy food in general?
I'll stick with nipple clamps then...

 

[JimsX]

how are u
sexy
do u wear cute leather jackets or michal kors puffy jackets?
u wanna see me wear my friends shiny jacket
I'm wearing her jacket
u wanna see me in it
ill turn on my cam
u wanna see im in her jacket
ill turn on cam
view me on cam

Is this some fetish I have never heard of? :?

 

[God]

(member) i will give you my snapchat for free

 

[JimsX]

Why is it that some Westerners think that any country outside "the West" is a shithole that everyone there wants to escape?

i bet u smell good
do you come from a rich family?
why are you not shy?
show your smile again please
so hott
your number please!!!!!
number for sale?
then you want to stay stuck in that country india?

Then the jackass took her private for less than 2 minutes.

 

[BustyGinger]

I can't stand when a member get pissed off I don't take paypal. I don't know about you girls but this happens a lot for me. For example one member asked if I take pp, Amazon g.c or western union for shows. I said yes to the Amazon g.c but then he said he prefers paypal as its easier. Why the fuckerdoodle did he even ask if I take Amazon g.c if he really had no intention of following thru. AGR. Again I explained (even nicely) I don't take paypal and he got all pissed off and said "Fine I'll go take my fucking money to some other prettier model who wants it and appreciates it!" This dude has been in my room and pulled this crap on me before so obviously he hasn't found another model to take his bull. The fact that he is a premie pissed me off even more. I view mfc like its a different country, if you don't have the correct currency then you can't buy anything..... so go get it exchanged or come up with a acceptable form of payment(payoneer)

 

[LilLitaRose]

I can't stand when a member get pissed off I don't take paypal. I don't know about you girls but this happens a lot for me. For example one member asked if I take pp, Amazon g.c or western union for shows. I said yes to the Amazon g.c but then he said he prefers paypal as its easier. Why the fuckerdoodle did he even ask if I take Amazon g.c if he really had no intention of following thru. AGR. Again I explained (even nicely) I don't take paypal and he got all pissed off and said "Fine I'll go take my fucking money to some other prettier model who wants it and appreciates it!" This dude has been in my room and pulled this crap on me before so obviously he hasn't found another model to take his bull. The fact that he is a premie pissed me off even more. I view mfc like its a different country, if you don't have the correct currency then you can't buy anything..... so go get it exchanged or come up with a acceptable form of payment(payoneer)

I don't know many models who take Paypal.
I feel like a lot of people whom claim to want to use paypal MAY be a scammer. (Not always, but a lot of the people whom push for it give off that vibe).

 

[Leon_Omega]

I can't stand when a member get pissed off I don't take paypal. I don't know about you girls but this happens a lot for me. For example one member asked if I take pp, Amazon g.c or western union for shows. I said yes to the Amazon g.c but then he said he prefers paypal as its easier. Why the fuckerdoodle did he even ask if I take Amazon g.c if he really had no intention of following thru. AGR. Again I explained (even nicely) I don't take paypal and he got all pissed off and said "Fine I'll go take my fucking money to some other prettier model who wants it and appreciates it!" This dude has been in my room and pulled this crap on me before so obviously he hasn't found another model to take his bull. The fact that he is a premie pissed me off even more. I view mfc like its a different country, if you don't have the correct currency then you can't buy anything..... so go get it exchanged or come up with a acceptable form of payment(payoneer)

I don't know many models who take Paypal.
I feel like a lot of people whom claim to want to use paypal MAY be a scammer. (Not always, but a lot of the people whom push for it give off that vibe).

In fairness, I would prefer PayPal as well. It's quick, easy and I've been using it for years without trouble.

That said, it absolutely SUCKS for anything adult content-related, and I wouldn't want to deal with someone who would have to fear that her trust in me was misplaced simply because PayPal has some very strange morals.

 

[LilyMarie]

soccer1969: u look way younger than your age darling
soccer1969: u look 19-21
slingshott: crap I was about to say that
slingshott: profile says 29????? you look late teens to 20
guelah: hard to tell until we see u stand up

I guess that's ONE stupid way to try to make her stand up...

 

[Amelia Liddell]

omg the same dude who sent me a dick pic just tweeted this "@AmeliaLovesPorn this is for u for being just awesome " with the SAME picture of his dick! dude i saw it, i'm just ignoring you :lol:

 

[JimsX]

omg the same dude who sent me a dick pic just tweeted this "@AmeliaLovesPorn this is for u for being just awesome " with the SAME picture of his dick! dude i saw it, i'm just ignoring you :lol:

:lol: He is rewarding you for being awesome! How can you be so ungrateful?!

 

[LilLitaRose]

I can't stand when a member get pissed off I don't take paypal. I don't know about you girls but this happens a lot for me. For example one member asked if I take pp, Amazon g.c or western union for shows. I said yes to the Amazon g.c but then he said he prefers paypal as its easier. Why the fuckerdoodle did he even ask if I take Amazon g.c if he really had no intention of following thru. AGR. Again I explained (even nicely) I don't take paypal and he got all pissed off and said "Fine I'll go take my fucking money to some other prettier model who wants it and appreciates it!" This dude has been in my room and pulled this crap on me before so obviously he hasn't found another model to take his bull. The fact that he is a premie pissed me off even more. I view mfc like its a different country, if you don't have the correct currency then you can't buy anything..... so go get it exchanged or come up with a acceptable form of payment(payoneer)

I don't know many models who take Paypal.
I feel like a lot of people whom claim to want to use paypal MAY be a scammer. (Not always, but a lot of the people whom push for it give off that vibe).

In fairness, I would prefer PayPal as well. It's quick, easy and I've been using it for years without trouble.

That said, it absolutely SUCKS for anything adult content-related, and I wouldn't want to deal with someone who would have to fear that her trust in me was misplaced simply because PayPal has some very strange morals.

I used to sell stuff on eBay and people would scam sellers with Paypal ALL the time. I hated using it. I like Gift Rocket MUCH better.

 

[Leon_Omega]

I can't stand when a member get pissed off I don't take paypal. I don't know about you girls but this happens a lot for me. For example one member asked if I take pp, Amazon g.c or western union for shows. I said yes to the Amazon g.c but then he said he prefers paypal as its easier. Why the fuckerdoodle did he even ask if I take Amazon g.c if he really had no intention of following thru. AGR. Again I explained (even nicely) I don't take paypal and he got all pissed off and said "Fine I'll go take my fucking money to some other prettier model who wants it and appreciates it!" This dude has been in my room and pulled this crap on me before so obviously he hasn't found another model to take his bull. The fact that he is a premie pissed me off even more. I view mfc like its a different country, if you don't have the correct currency then you can't buy anything..... so go get it exchanged or come up with a acceptable form of payment(payoneer)

I don't know many models who take Paypal.
I feel like a lot of people whom claim to want to use paypal MAY be a scammer. (Not always, but a lot of the people whom push for it give off that vibe).

In fairness, I would prefer PayPal as well. It's quick, easy and I've been using it for years without trouble.

That said, it absolutely SUCKS for anything adult content-related, and I wouldn't want to deal with someone who would have to fear that her trust in me was misplaced simply because PayPal has some very strange morals.

I used to sell stuff on eBay and people would scam sellers with Paypal ALL the time. I hated using it. I like Gift Rocket MUCH better.

I don't, but that's only because they refuse to take non-American credit cards :<

 

[Kokoro]

The thought makes me not want a burger anymore

 

[ComicOzzie]

asinsri1989: are those boobs used or still fresh?

Wat? :?