Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[Jupiter551]

haha it freaked me out a bit, I was like...ummmm...I don't do that, sorry.
but hey, as horrible as it sounds, it's guys like that, that pay my bills, so I really can't complain. At least he's pretending with some random chick on the internet, then trying to do something with his stepdaughter, or someone elses.

Yeah you're assuming he hasn't lol...

One of my exes told me when she was 17, a 50ish friend of a friend would constantly whisper shit in her ear whenever they were alone in the living room shit like "I'd love to taste that hot little pussy" and stuff....talk about fucking creepy

 

[Cassidy Nicole]

On Streamate I had a private, he was like keep telling me you are my friend __________ and you want me to cum in your hair. LMAO.

 

[waogo]

Man, there's dirty talk, then WTF talk, because wtf.

 

[bitchnbooty]

Why pay for cable when you have a MFC all the entertainment I need but I am usually easily amused lol

 

[Jupiter551]

Why pay for cable when you have a MFC all the entertainment I need but I am usually easily amused lol

Wow that's funny cos a model told me once about a guy who asked if he'd shave for him in private and she's like well I'm shaved....so he goes okay that's fine just pretend I guess.
So she goes and finds shaving cream and a razor, comes back, enters private with the guy starts spreading shaving cream down there, and he says

"oh, one thing I guess I forgot to mention...I want you to shave your head. Is that okay?"
and she's like thinking he's joking but he was dead serious so obviously she was like no, that's not going to happen lol. Apparently he was quite polite at the refusal and left pvt lol.

Makes me wonder if it's the same guy.

 

[bitchnbooty]

These messages are my life story I think all but two are from yesterday

 

[Skulliee]

I've shaved my head twice on cam so far.. just the sides but still.

 

[Jupiter551]

I've shaved my head twice on cam so far.. just the sides but still.

Yeah but I dunno if it turns them on if you do it voluntarily tho lol

 

[Bocefish]

noosh: yure the type of women i would love getting a bj while u sit on toylet

WTF

 

[NevaehStar]

can't make up what Incedtardis said :lol:

lol... This almost seems cute... & made me giggle lol I've heard guys say similar type stuff about girls!
---Although this seems to be more of a mixture of pornographic girly-ness--

Some put them on this pedastal(sp?) of perfection & that we are not capable or do not do anything "gross" cuz everything we do is just awesome, girly & flowery.lol
I know guys who refuse to admit that girls can even fart or poop!lolol They don't want that "thought" or "mental image" ruining that overall image of a womans beauty, elegance, & softness...or whatever...lol That "lady-like" image.

lmao.. spray glitter=squirts

 

[Miss_Lollipop]

"banana in pvt" - yesterday

LOL i think you had the same fella as I did AlexLady.


Unfortunately for me - I actually have done a frozen banana in group........ he keeps begging for a repeat performance LOL!! It was kind of a ONE OFF.

 

[Jupiter551]

"banana in pvt" - yesterday

LOL i think you had the same fella as I did AlexLady.


Unfortunately for me - I actually have done a frozen banana in group........ he keeps begging for a repeat performance LOL!! It was kind of a ONE OFF.

I saw a chick with a banana she was going to use for a show and she asked if she should peel it or leave the skin on...I was sitting here praying "peel it peel it!" a peeled banana would either just mush on insertion or she'd be cleaning it out in the shower LOL

 

[JanetJackme]

haha it freaked me out a bit, I was like...ummmm...I don't do that, sorry.
but hey, as horrible as it sounds, it's guys like that, that pay my bills, so I really can't complain. At least he's pretending with some random chick on the internet, then trying to do something with his stepdaughter, or someone elses.

Yeah you're assuming he hasn't lol...

One of my exes told me when she was 17, a 50ish friend of a friend would constantly whisper shit in her ear whenever they were alone in the living room shit like "I'd love to taste that hot little pussy" and stuff....talk about fucking creepy

Thats very true. But as much fun as I have on here, I can't get involved with their lives, same way I wouldn't want them getting involved in mine. That is very unsettling, and I always feel kinda bad.

 

[bitchnbooty]

I really want to know what kind of reaction they want when they say this shit I really do

 

[EllaXoXo]

I really want to know what kind of reaction they want when they say this shit I really do

The guy who offered to suck his own cock... I had one of those when I first started here. I decided since he was pestering me and being absurd, I would do it... but announced to my whole room what I was doing and the whole room mocked him terribly when he was old and unable to bend past his own saggy nipples. /Does not like ppl trying to trick her.

 

[Cassidy Nicole]

I dont know about you girls but I am always up for seeing some crazy shit on cam2cam, like guys sucking their own dick, sticking bottles and brooms in their ass, etc. It just makes it something funny to break up the day hahaha

 

[EllaXoXo]

I dont know about you girls but I am always up for seeing some crazy shit on cam2cam, like guys sucking their own dick, sticking bottles and brooms in their ass, etc. It just makes it something funny to break up the day hahaha

Agreed!! Hence the reason I was so annoyed it was an old dude just masturbating normally

 

[AmberCutie]

HAHA! Keii you'll get a kick out of this offline PM I got this morning (yes, non-friends can get a PM through if it's done while the model is offline.)


Backstory: This guy comes in my room one night last week. He (in his "bb language" as I call it, when they don't type well and use shortened words, etc.) over and over again tells me how much he loves me, how he watches me EVERY NIGHT and gets off on me EVERY NIGHT. Continues to type random crap in the chat room, thus taking my attention away from the others. So I click on him and see his RP and tokens. 40 reward points. 0 tokens.

So I ask him "BOSsnia... if you adore me so much, how come you spent your 400 tokens on some other girl? You obviously get a lot of entertainment out of me, I think you should get some tokens and tip me now."

He typed

OK
OK
OK
OK
OK
OK

And made random comments still. Even trying the "BOSsnia has tipped AmberCutie 30000000 tokens" shenanigans.

I gave him plenty of opportunity to man up. He didn't. I banned him, then got that PM today. Hah.

 

[KeiiSweet]

Did you reply? I wouldn't un-ban him but just reply.

Ambercutie: OK
Ambercutie: OK
Ambercutie: OK
Ambercutie: OK
Ambercutie: OK
Ambercutie: OK
Ambercutie: OK

 

[Skulliee]

I dont know about you girls but I am always up for seeing some crazy shit on cam2cam, like guys sucking their own dick, sticking bottles and brooms in their ass, etc. It just makes it something funny to break up the day hahaha

I am totally up for it as well. The stranger the action they claim to be able to do, the more amusing; even if they can't do it, watching them attempt it is hilarious. :lol:

It's like, "efukt on demand" for me.

 

[nrrrd]

Why pay for cable when you have a MFC all the entertainment I need but I am usually easily amused lol

I've seen this guy before.

 

[nrrrd]

Why pay for cable when you have a MFC all the entertainment I need but I am usually easily amused lol

I've seen this guy before.

The headshaving guy, that is.

 

[AnaVictoriaXO]

Can I see you swallow panties?

He really wanted to go pvt and watch me eat my panties lol

 

[AliciaLeigh]

I dont know about you girls but I am always up for seeing some crazy shit on cam2cam, like guys sucking their own dick, sticking bottles and brooms in their ass, etc. It just makes it something funny to break up the day hahaha

Me too!!! Haha. The weirdest thing I have EVER seen was a guy stick a 1/4" drillbit in his urethra while he masturbated. He move it up and down and when he finally came it was a mixture of semen and blood. He did it twice for me and both times I probably looked like a deer in headlights watching him.

Oh, and the best line yet and one that has become sort of an inside joke in my room is "Open bobs, BB". The guy wanted me to take my bra off, I guess...who really knows.

xoxo,
Kitty

 

[Jupiter551]

 

[Skulliee]

hi bb would you pls humiliate me by pointing your camera at me, so everyone in free chat looks at me with my balls tied up and stretched?

Um, yes. My room and I could use a laugh.

 

[EvaLee]

hi bb would you pls humiliate me by pointing your camera at me, so everyone in free chat looks at me with my balls tied up and stretched?

Um, yes. My room and I could use a laugh.

Too funny. I got that PM sent to me no more than 2 days ago. Looks like he copy and pastes it around all night long.

I got 'hey would you be willing to send me a piece of your poop?' my first day on MFC. Welcome!

 

[Jupiter551]

Model told me a member asked her to go private and fit as many fun sized snickers up her ass as she could, then shoot them out on a plate...

I didn't get it but apparently it's a scat fetish thing, the snickers substitutes for...yeah...she didn't do it

 

[AngelNery]

MFC mail correspondence with a dear regular tipper. Warning: sense of humor needed.

Me : why you keep tipping 1 token just curious?

Cum_Factory: I tip u 1 token cuz it's an insult.

Me : Huh? it's not an insult, thank you for contributing, please do it often and one after another

Cum_Factory: It's the biggest insult on the internet ...cuz 1 token is all ur worth ...and I will keep doing it and you will never stop me

Me: oh please keep doin it even if i,m not online, offline tip me your 1 tokens bb

Cum_Factory: no offline ...I want to wait until you're trying to look good and cool on cam then tip u just 1 token ... all ur worth hahaha ...and see u try keep a smile when everyone can see ur only worth 1 token lmao.

(mention: he can't see me he's a long time banned member, so he enters pm for 1 sec and he tips everyday, so i suppose he does this with other girl, because he can't even see me to get off that)

Me: Oh, you are so gentleman, but when are you coming to tip me again?

Cum_Factory: if u expect that will make me think 1 token doesn't upset u and it will make me stop ...then ur even more stupid than I first thought

sluts like u have tried that trick with me before...so u can keep pretending u like 1 token cuz, nothing will make me change my mind... I just keep doing it and eventually they break down in tears.

Me: (?....not!)

Cum_Factory: by the way ...thanks for confirming u like me sending 1 token ...so my conscience can be clear because u even requested I continue.

Me: Yes every token tipped is money for me dear, thank you. and is also money for MFC, thank you for contributing.

Cum_Factory: it's always a pleasure

Me: (waited in vain all day for his token, ah)

 

[Mikeythegeek]

:violence-hammer: on that guy. What a dope. :lol: