Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[VenPerv2]

 

[ComicOzzie]

The fetishes are getting odder and odder...

DutchOvenMe: How many tokens to shake some table salt on your bewbs?
DutchOvenMe: or maybe some oregano or other mild seasoning?
DutchOvenMe: How many tokens to lay some slices of bread on the bed?

:?

 

[xDollPartsx]

WTF? :?

Mcs82: hi beautiful. serious ? what would you say if really wealthy guy wanted to buy you even bigger enhanced boobs?
Mcs82: mmmmm...you like that possibility?

I had this guy. And considering I have implants, my response was hysterical laughter until he just peaced out. I was in a weird mood that night, but for some reason it really cracked me up.

 

[PennyLaPerv]

The fetishes are getting odder and odder...

DutchOvenMe: How many tokens to shake some table salt on your bewbs?
DutchOvenMe: or maybe some oregano or other mild seasoning?
DutchOvenMe: How many tokens to lay some slices of bread on the bed?

:?

As long as it's only MILD seasoning. Tumeric and Cayanne are gonna cost ya extra...

 

[Nordling]

The fetishes are getting odder and odder...

DutchOvenMe: How many tokens to shake some table salt on your bewbs?
DutchOvenMe: or maybe some oregano or other mild seasoning?
DutchOvenMe: How many tokens to lay some slices of bread on the bed?

:?

As long as it's only MILD seasoning. Tumeric and Cayanne are gonna cost ya extra...

And if he wants Saffron, it'll cost him a months pay!

 

[Kunra9]

A model mentions how she just started birth control.

A member said, "What? Why??"

Ya know, maybe to prevent pregnancy perhaps?

 

[AmberCutie]

All of this within a 5 minute span via PM, with 0 replies from me. What makes a person do this? So weird.

 

[bakersman]

All of this within a 5 minute span via PM, with 0 replies from me. What makes a person do this? So weird.

the guy was ALMOST on to something there when he first said 'be my slave' and later 'do nothing'

Ladies, think this will work?

You are now my slave!
Do nothing!
Completely ignore me in every way! YES! just like that
DO NOT respond to this AT ALL. THAT IS AN ORDER
BAN ME I COMMAND YOU AS YOUR MASTER
ah yes, time to ignore me harder
YES IGNORE ME JUST LIKE THAT
oh yeah baby you couldn't ignore me better if you didn't even try

 

[SaffronBurke]

The fetishes are getting odder and odder...

DutchOvenMe: How many tokens to shake some table salt on your bewbs?
DutchOvenMe: or maybe some oregano or other mild seasoning?
DutchOvenMe: How many tokens to lay some slices of bread on the bed?

:?

As long as it's only MILD seasoning. Tumeric and Cayanne are gonna cost ya extra...

And if he wants Saffron, it'll cost him a months pay!

Some models, I'd happily be sprinkled on their boobs for free!

Yes, yes, I know.

 

[Poker_Babe]

Just now while I'm on cam...

jatstoy22: u c me/

A_Poker_Babe: yup yup

Received a 20 token tip from jatstoy22!

jatstoy22 tip notes: remove dress 2 fuck me

jatstoy22: indian cock

jatstoy22: i hope u like

jatstoy22: topless pls

A_Poker_Babe: oh yes, I like brown guys lol

jatstoy22: ok proceed

jatstoy22: dont waste time my wedding day dear

A_Poker_Babe: its your wedding day?

jatstoy22: s bb

jatstoy22: dont dissapoint me

Fuck this guy.

 

[SaffronBurke]

First, this dude gets pissy because I don't role play, even after I told him that I don't like to act while I'm trying to orgasm. (also, 90% of guys who ask me for role play are looking for incesty stuff, which squicks me out to even contemplate doing, and then they try to pressure me into doing it when I politely decline, which is infinitely more disgusting to me. It doesn't bother me that there are people who are into that kind of role play and I don't care if anyone does it, just don't do it with me, and don't try to push my damn boundaries. They're not moving.) Then he asks if I want to go private so he can watch me masturbate, and the following ensues:

Him: do you have a toy or fingers
Me: I have a lot of toys! I like to use this (show rechargable faux-hitachi) along with a dildo, and I usually squirt from that!
Him: hunny, im sorry, but you need to laid. im sorry but you need a real dick
bye
(dude leaves)

I..... Don't.... Logic.... What....

 

[JerryBoBerry]

Him: do you have a toy or fingers

He lost me at the 'do you have fingers' part.

 

[Lorelei]

I better head over to Craigslist! :lol:

 

[mynameisbob84]

I better head over to Craigslist! :lol:

Camgirl inboxes must be fucking fascinating...

 

[DuoShi]

I better head over to Craigslist! :lol:

Camgirl inboxes must be fucking fascinating...

I like to send an offline tip with one word messages in them like "Centipede". Just because...I can.

 

[SaffronBurke]

sweet 25+30===???????? come on

 

[Lilith Vine]

Not even two minutes of logging back in

Worthless104: ok we'll just make fun of u instead
Worthless104: u look like a mengele victim
Worthless104: ur gona have to google that tho
Worthless104: cuz ur not very bright
Worthless104: really? not even gona retort
Worthless104: no wonder u have no viewers
Worthless104: nah u have no personality
Worthless104: plus u look like a hipster
Worthless104: nah that gay hat
Worthless104: that hat says... "yeah i don't take showers"
Worthless104: im 43
Worthless104: rekt
Worthless104: u believed it lolol
Worthless104: wow 2 ppl
redwingscup9: hi how are you
Worthless104: look at her, she can't b doing good
Worthless104: what kinda question is that
Worthless104: shes lying

 

[ComicOzzie]

When the model doesn't respond to your creepiness, say it again in all caps...

gampla1: katie
gampla1: i think you will love me
gampla1: KATIE
gampla1: YOU WILL LOVE ME

 

[motherbrain]

To date, this is the most disgusting message I've ever received or seen in my entire career.

I honestly feel violated just by being asked to do such a thing. This is obviously blackmail bait/pre-rape planning material/something else completely fucked up & weird and it makes me SCARED for any girl who would go through with this request blindly.
I underlined the worst parts.

I reported him because I'm pretty sure asking for photo ID is against the rules. Either way, this is SO fucked up and I encourage anyone on ExtraLunchMoney to report him. It says he has one order in progress and I'm so scared some girl took this job and he's going to do something awful with her information.

 

[JerryBoBerry]

When the model doesn't respond to your creepiness, say it again in all caps...

gampla1: katie
gampla1: i think you will love me
gampla1: KATIE
gampla1: YOU WILL LOVE ME

And if that doesn't work? Time to break out the graphics. Oh yeah.

 

[JimsX]

To date, this is the most disgusting message I've ever received or seen in my entire career.

I honestly feel violated just by being asked to do such a thing. This is obviously blackmail bait/pre-rape planning material/something else completely fucked up & weird and it makes me SCARED for any girl who would go through with this request blindly.
I underlined the worst parts.

I reported him because I'm pretty sure asking for photo ID is against the rules. Either way, this is SO fucked up and I encourage anyone on ExtraLunchMoney to report him. It says he has one order in progress and I'm so scared some girl took this job and he's going to do something awful with her information.

Using the word "us" scared me the most. Are there others with him or like him?

 

[JerryBoBerry]

To date, this is the most disgusting message I've ever received or seen in my entire career.

I honestly feel violated just by being asked to do such a thing. This is obviously blackmail bait/pre-rape planning material/something else completely fucked up & weird and it makes me SCARED for any girl who would go through with this request blindly.
I underlined the worst parts.

I reported him because I'm pretty sure asking for photo ID is against the rules. Either way, this is SO fucked up and I encourage anyone on ExtraLunchMoney to report him. It says he has one order in progress and I'm so scared some girl took this job and he's going to do something awful with her information.

I just got icked out reading this! That's one dude that needs kicked in the nuts repeatedly.

 

[mynameisbob84]

To date, this is the most disgusting message I've ever received or seen in my entire career.

I honestly feel violated just by being asked to do such a thing. This is obviously blackmail bait/pre-rape planning material/something else completely fucked up & weird and it makes me SCARED for any girl who would go through with this request blindly.
I underlined the worst parts.

I reported him because I'm pretty sure asking for photo ID is against the rules. Either way, this is SO fucked up and I encourage anyone on ExtraLunchMoney to report him. It says he has one order in progress and I'm so scared some girl took this job and he's going to do something awful with her information.

If it wasn't for the photo ID bit I'd think he was just into degrading women, but yeah, sounds like he's looking for blackmail material. Hopefully nobody falls for it.

 

[Johndoe91]

To date, this is the most disgusting message I've ever received or seen in my entire career.

I honestly feel violated just by being asked to do such a thing. This is obviously blackmail bait/pre-rape planning material/something else completely fucked up & weird and it makes me SCARED for any girl who would go through with this request blindly.
I underlined the worst parts.

I reported him because I'm pretty sure asking for photo ID is against the rules. Either way, this is SO fucked up and I encourage anyone on ExtraLunchMoney to report him. It says he has one order in progress and I'm so scared some girl took this job and he's going to do something awful with her information.

You don't have one of these for just such occasions?

 

[LilyMarie]

To date, this is the most disgusting message I've ever received or seen in my entire career.

I honestly feel violated just by being asked to do such a thing. This is obviously blackmail bait/pre-rape planning material/something else completely fucked up & weird and it makes me SCARED for any girl who would go through with this request blindly.
I underlined the worst parts.

I reported him because I'm pretty sure asking for photo ID is against the rules. Either way, this is SO fucked up and I encourage anyone on ExtraLunchMoney to report him. It says he has one order in progress and I'm so scared some girl took this job and he's going to do something awful with her information.

There are no words for this. I'm so sorry you had to read that. God I hope that other girl didn't decide to do it. What a complete psychopath.

 

[AmberCutie]

Ok, that message above is absolutely disturbing. *shivers*

On to something more funny to lighten the mood. This guy. He has to be on drugs. He has to, right? Over an hour and a half of this?

(edit: sorry to say it's funny when he uses the phrase "I want to rape", as that's clearly not funny, but his persistence is the funny part, to me.)

Private Message with gatocostoso2

06:51:14 PM gatocostoso2: hello my white nympho and delicious
06:52:05 PM gatocostoso2: very good night, you always hot like every day
07:06:49 PM gatocostoso2: delicious I want to rape her pink and juicy ass
07:07:20 PM gatocostoso2: I'm already jerking off for you
07:07:49 PM gatocostoso2: hummmmmmmmmm
07:07:55 PM gatocostoso2: xetttttttt
07:08:36 PM gatocostoso2: yes I'm jacking, you are super hot
07:09:31 PM gatocostoso2: I want to have anal sex with you today
07:11:07 PM gatocostoso2: I love her pink ass is delicious'm really horny for him
07:12:08 PM gatocostoso2: I want to engage my dick in her juicy ass
07:12:39 PM gatocostoso2: yes i love her pink ass
07:15:03 PM gatocostoso2: I love putting on her pink ass and yummy
07:18:53 PM gatocostoso2: hummmmmmmmmmmmmm
07:18:57 PM gatocostoso2: xettttttttttttttttttt
07:19:06 PM gatocostoso2: amber
07:19:10 PM gatocostoso2: hummmmmmmmmmmmmmm
07:21:38 PM gatocostoso2: Following masturbating for you delicious
07:22:50 PM gatocostoso2: my devil, I jam my dick wet in her pink ass and super yummy
07:23:27 PM gatocostoso2: that super sexy devil
07:24:58 PM gatocostoso2: I want to rape you devil super hot all on my dick
07:26:12 PM gatocostoso2: let me flay your ass and juicy pink
07:26:38 PM gatocostoso2: hummmmmmmmmmmmm
07:26:47 PM gatocostoso2: love you amber
07:26:52 PM gatocostoso2: love you
07:26:55 PM gatocostoso2: love you
07:26:59 PM gatocostoso2: love you
07:27:03 PM gatocostoso2: love you
07:27:09 PM gatocostoso2: love you
07:28:31 PM gatocostoso2: I want you engaged moaning on my dick
07:31:29 PM gatocostoso2: I do want to put my dick in engaging all you
07:33:00 PM gatocostoso2: that super sexy devil
07:34:34 PM gatocostoso2: sexy devil let me eat her pink ass
07:36:36 PM gatocostoso2: yes I'm horny in her pink ass
07:38:31 PM gatocostoso2: becomes the butt let me eat your ass...
07:47:43 PM gatocostoso2: yesss
07:59:12 PM gatocostoso2: hummmmmmmmmmmmmm
08:00:02 PM gatocostoso2: xettttttttttt
08:01:09 PM gatocostoso2: hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
08:01:15 PM gatocostoso2: amber
08:01:22 PM gatocostoso2: xetttttttttttttttt
08:08:40 PM gatocostoso2: hummmmmmmmmmmmmm
08:23:19 PM gatocostoso2: lets eat her pink ass
08:24:47 PM gatocostoso2: lets eat her pink ass
08:30:18 PM gatocostoso2: hummmmmmmmmmmm
08:30:22 PM gatocostoso2: xettttttttttt
08:32:18 PM gatocostoso2: hummmmmmmmmmmmm
08:32:22 PM gatocostoso2: xettttttttt
08:32:26 PM gatocostoso2: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
08:32:36 PM gatocostoso2: hummmmmmmmmmmmmm
08:32:42 PM gatocostoso2: hummmmmmmmmmmm
08:32:52 PM gatocostoso2: amber
08:32:58 PM gatocostoso2: hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
08:33:06 PM gatocostoso2: xettttttttttt
08:33:19 PM gatocostoso2: hummmmmmmmmmmmmmm
08:33:33 PM gatocostoso2: hummmmmmmmmmmm
08:33:50 PM gatocostoso2: ohhhhhh xettttttttt
08:34:00 PM gatocostoso2: hummmmmmmmmmmm
08:34:07 PM gatocostoso2: hummmmmmmmmmmmmmm
08:34:18 PM gatocostoso2: hummmmmmmmmmmm
08:34:28 PM gatocostoso2: hummmmmmmmmmmm
08:34:43 PM gatocostoso2: hummmmmmmmmmmmm
08:34:50 PM gatocostoso2: yes amber
08:34:54 PM gatocostoso2: hummmmmmmmmmmmmmm
08:35:00 PM gatocostoso2: hummmmmmmmmmmm
08:35:07 PM gatocostoso2: xetttttttt
08:35:19 PM gatocostoso2: hummmmmmmmmmm
08:35:34 PM gatocostoso2: hummmmmmmmmmmm
08:35:38 PM gatocostoso2: hummmmmmmmmmmmmmm
08:35:44 PM gatocostoso2: xettttttttttttt
08:35:50 PM gatocostoso2: hummmmmmmmmmmmmm
08:35:55 PM gatocostoso2: hummmmmmmmmmm
08:35:59 PM gatocostoso2: hummmmmmmmmmmmmmm
08:36:09 PM gatocostoso2: hummmmmmmmmmmm

He did this a few days ago as well. He's ignored, but I can see this in my archives.

 

[Nordling]

Just not quite sure what he's asking.

 

[mynameisbob84]

gatocostoso2: I want to engage my dick in her juicy ass

Stealing it

 

[LilyMarie]

I was spanking my tits today.
They turned ever so slightly red on cam.

win77: your going to get a bruse
win77: maybe brest cancer be nice to thouse tits




:violin:

 

[ComicOzzie]

miguesanchez: Would u let a guy cum in your pus say the. Squeeze it out onto his cock and then lick it off of him