Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[Johndoe91]

How does he know Jesus has a 12" cock?

 

[JerryBoBerry]

How does he know Jesus has a 12" cock?

That whole water into wine thing was just practice. Once that level has been achieved a longer one would be the very next thing on my list!

 

[JaneJupiter]

In my room tonight

 

[bakersman]

How does he know Jesus has a 12" cock?

That whole '12 Disciples' thing was a typo. It was supposed to be '12 Dickinches'.

:lol:

 

[Johndoe91]

In my room tonight

Finally! Somebody else who feels the same as me about WOF, I need to meet this guy...

Don't even get me started on the wheel on the price is right...

 

[ComicOzzie]

Two hands on the keyboard, dick...

Dickjacking: id grad ur hair nd tiity,moutj fuck u

:?

 

[Johndoe91]

i think maybe this particular superman's kyrptonite is vajaja...

i see him around cams.com all the time, and i try not to judge(thats a big fat lie actually) but this one is just weird to me

 

[ComicOzzie]

How is this even remotely erotic?

freshman111: i wouuld like to wreck that pussy
freshman111: make it look like an exploded hot pocket

:?

 

[ComicOzzie]

blackguy0811: I'd totally fuck all the guys in this room

:shock:

 

[JimsX]

trlrtrash: given the current president and the condition of the u.s. many cannot spend or have fear of what happens next in u.s

It's Obama's fault that he won't tip!

 

[zippypinhead]

trlrtrash: given the current president and the condition of the u.s. many cannot spend or have fear of what happens next in u.s

It's Obama's fault that he won't tip!

 

[ComicOzzie]

Plea for help or secret warning code??

theDraco: yes yes yes humanity yes yes fake world yes yes blood drinkers yes yes yes

:?

 

[ComicOzzie]

Possibly the dumbest person yet on MFC...

kevin1r: What is in cum video?
kevin1r: so it is video of u cuming?

 

[JimsX]

Possibly the dumbest person yet on MFC...

kevin1r: What is in cum video?
kevin1r: so it is video of u cuming?

Please keep us posted with her answer.

 

[mynameisbob84]

Possibly the dumbest person yet on MFC...

kevin1r: What is in cum video?
kevin1r: so it is video of u cuming?

Please keep us posted with her answer.

It's the latest thing, yo. Whereas some models used to cum in their panties and sell them, some models are now cumming over old VHS tapes and then mailing them out to hipsters who prefer their masturbatory aids to be analog, retro and post-ironic.

 

[Nordling]

Sometimes, in a desperate search for a unique compliment, a member says something very odd. Dimples in her neck?

shearpower: u can always tell the sexiest females around even BEFORE they remove clothing by their beautifully dimpled necks!!!

 

[sahi]

AshKetchum1: have you ever queefed babe?
AshKetchum1: pussy fart bby
AshKetchum1: push that air out baby
AshKetchum1: i think its so hot
AshKetchum1: makes me cum
AshKetchum1: everry time

 

[ComicOzzie]

johnrambo19: 1 question
johnrambo19: would u let a 14 year old fuck u ?

and... INSTA-BAN!

 

[mynameisbob84]

Baby its my birthday now i have 27 years old please you are mt erotic dream give me your erotictime

 

[ComicOzzie]

This member got quite irate when several people told him to turn his caps lock off...

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7:03:05 AM luckysmallz: WHEN I SAW SIMS ASS IN THE AIR I GIZZED IN MY PANTS
07:03:35 AM luckysmallz: ITS FROM A SONG
07:04:06 AM luckysmallz: OMG HERE WE GO AGAIN BOUT MY CAPS
07:04:17 AM luckysmallz: ITS A DIF FONT SIZE GET OVER IT
07:04:56 AM luckysmallz: NO SHOUTING IS LIKE SHOUTING THERE EFFIN LETTERS BITE ME
07:05:16 AM luckysmallz: U GUYS ARE MORE WORRIED BOUT MY LETTERS
07:05:22 AM luckysmallz: DO U SEE HOW SEXY SHE IS
07:07:14 AM luckysmallz: SMH. I HAVE A SHIT LOAD OF MODELS IM FRIENDS WITH AND THEY HAVE NO PROB WITH IT. ITS ALL GOOD ILL TAKE MY TOKENS ELSE WHERE IF A DIF LETTER SIZE MAKES U ALL BUT
07:07:22 AM luckysmallz: BUTT HURT GET A LIFE

:roll:

 

[ComicOzzie]

Another clueless member without a clue as to how bra size works...

hellfragger: huge
hellfragger: bra size bb?
Heidi_Wow: 34E
hellfragger: surprised its not 36

 

[ComicOzzie]

The Colombian model won't show you her feet for free? Go racist.

kevin2621: HI
kevin2621: CAN I SEE YOUR TOENAILS
kevin2621: FEETY
kevin2621: ASSSHOLE
kevin2621: SPIC

:angry4:

 

[Nordling]

Sometimes a series of member posts are all just annoying as hell.

 

[JimsX]

Sometimes a series of member posts are all just annoying as hell.

I never understood the reason behind telling a woman what colour your cock is.

 

[AlanaTaylor]

Sometimes a series of member posts are all just annoying as hell.

I never understood the reason behind telling a woman what colour your cock is.

So they know it isn't green and diseased?

 

[WickedTouch]

Green and diseased?

 

[TheAliceLane]

The member text in red is the only basic (same one each time in this clip speaking) in this conversation...go figure. After telling him multiple times I only accept tokens for skype and on top of that I only skype with members who are apart of a special group. I must have repeated myself 10x. I do my best to be polite, but FUCK. Some people are really just fucking fucktards. :?

 

[SaffronBurke]

colbyj12345: how told are u
colbyj12345: and what size rite do u have

Apparently, he was asking how tall I am and what size my boobs are?

 

[ComicOzzie]

AI1990: if you spit on ur nipples to get me hard :spitty il take you right in pvt with cam on
Diana_Doll: take me and then i will spit
AI1990: i just want you to do it so im already hard for pvt and cam will be on
AI1990: i promise you we go straight away
Diana_Doll: if u hard thats good
Diana_Doll: im ready if u are
AI1990: one spit and we go bby
AI1990: i promise you
Diana_Doll: i dont care
Diana_Doll: tip for request Al
AI1990: :spitty one spit and we go bby

These kind of beggars drive me nuts.

PS. He never took her pvt.

 

[ComicOzzie]

alphavol: u could go to any country club and take men's money easy
alphavol: why do this and work so hard?

I'm not sure if he is saying she could be a whore or a pickpocket.