Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[K_Luxxe]

Word is, models just love these kinds of questions...

Nick11890: How much would it cost to fuck you?
lNick11890: I'm serious lol I want to know

That's when I get my pinkie out, "ONE TRILLION DOLLARS! Muahaha"

 

[JerryBoBerry]

Word is, models just love these kinds of questions...

Nick11890: How much would it cost to fuck you?
lNick11890: I'm serious lol I want to know

That's when I get my pinkie out, "ONE TRILLION DOLLARS! Muahaha"

Awesome! Let's schedule that meet.

Uhm, smallest I've got on me is fifty trillion. Can you make change?

 

[subgavin]

There's something about the way she said that ... if I had fifty trillion dollars, I would totally pay it.

 

[K_Luxxe]

Awesome! Let's schedule that meet.

Uhm, smallest I've got on me is fifty trillion. Can you make change?



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U.S. Currency please. I accept Amazon Gift Cards also.

 

[SaffronBurke]

I will never cease to "wtf" at dudes on Streamate who think that if I'm doing anything more than staring at my monitor, I'm "busy", and that if they took me private, they would be "bothering" or "interrupting" me. On MFC, I will log on and chitchat while I clean up my room, or put away laundry, and people will chat, tip, buy videos, and inquire about privates. On Streamate, I can't even so much as sit at my computer and knit, or engage in an interesting conversation, because people think that I am too "busy" for privates, when that is literally why I'm online at the moment. I'm just doing something to fill the boring space between shows, because I'm tired of just scrolling through Tumblr and waiting for someone to talk. I make more on SM most of the time, but holy crap dudes on there are dense sometimes.


I've also been doing nothing and still been asked if I was available for a private. Dude. This is a private-based site. That is the point of being online. If I just wanted people to stare at me and not get shows, I would be on a site where that's what you do. Just ask me if I do your fetish, then click the button.

 

[Ann_Sulu]

I will never cease to "wtf" at dudes on Streamate who think that if I'm doing anything more than staring at my monitor, I'm "busy", and that if they took me private, they would be "bothering" or "interrupting" me. On MFC, I will log on and chitchat while I clean up my room, or put away laundry, and people will chat, tip, buy videos, and inquire about privates. On Streamate, I can't even so much as sit at my computer and knit, or engage in an interesting conversation, because people think that I am too "busy" for privates, when that is literally why I'm online at the moment. I'm just doing something to fill the boring space between shows, because I'm tired of just scrolling through Tumblr and waiting for someone to talk. I make more on SM most of the time, but holy crap dudes on there are dense sometimes.


I've also been doing nothing and still been asked if I was available for a private. Dude. This is a private-based site. That is the point of being online. If I just wanted people to stare at me and not get shows, I would be on a site where that's what you do. Just ask me if I do your fetish, then click the button.

I want to push the agree button about 50 more times...why won't it let me? One time is not enough to agree with this when there are no ninja tips on SM (if I'm not in paid chat/there isn't gold being tipped in chat...I'm not getting paid, hence not " too busy"), yet when I used to dance, if I talk, or do anything other than stare fairly blankly at the monitor, they HAVE to comment on me being "too busy to go paid chat". I love the income SM brings me, but my gawd there's something in the majority of the member's drinking water on that site. If there is an actual logic behind this, PLEASE fill me in, because I hate looking boring as hell from intentionally ONLY doing desk work so that members won't think I'm "too busy" to go to paid chat.

Sorry for the rant, but this is the main thing that drives me absolutely up the wall about SM. >.<;

 

[subgavin]

I want to push the agree button about 50 more times...why won't it let me? One time is not enough to agree with this when there are no ninja tips on SM (if I'm not in paid chat/there isn't gold being tipped in chat...I'm not getting paid, hence not " too busy"), yet when I used to dance, if I talk, or do anything other than stare fairly blankly at the monitor, they HAVE to comment on me being "too busy to go paid chat". I love the income SM brings me, but my gawd there's something in the majority of the member's drinking water on that site. If there is an actual logic behind this, PLEASE fill me in, because I hate looking boring as hell from intentionally ONLY doing desk work so that members won't think I'm "too busy" to go to paid chat.

Sorry for the rant, but this is the main thing that drives me absolutely up the wall about SM. >.<;

Got to be honest, the one time I went to visit you on SM* - which is the only time I've used the site in anger - I seem to remember I did delay a little because I thought I'd be interrupting another conversation. If it's any consolation, you're now making me feel rather silly about it.

[* I've no doubt I'll be back at some point, btw.]

 

[Ann_Sulu]

No worries @Gavin71; it seems to definitely be a thing that doesn't just affect you. Thing is outside of this one aspect, all members act normal. The only guys that I get who generally chat a lot there, originally found me on another site, and are used to chatting with me. @SaffronBurke...the site uses hypnotism. It's the only thing I can imagine it being.

 

[Nordling]

Hehheheh. My experience on SM has been almost the opposite. Seems like any time I get into a conversation...it could be hours since anyone else has tipped...that is when some Anon takes her private. lol

 

[Magnolia]

*sigh*

Losers trying to get rise out of me just to see my tits? I didn't screenshot everything because it was so blah, but I'm sure y'all could go look if you're curious enough. Obvious trolls are obvious. I suspect it's all the same person, someone who I blocked yesterday who is a known troll and often has multiple accounts to harass people with. Oh, and they're on this forum, so HELLO. It's cute how hard you try, thanks for giving me something to tweet about today!

 

[mynameisbob84]

*sigh*

Losers trying to get rise out of me just to see my tits? I didn't screenshot everything because it was so blah, but I'm sure y'all could go look if you're curious enough. Obvious trolls are obvious. I suspect it's all the same person, someone who I blocked yesterday who is a known troll and often has multiple accounts to harass people with. Oh, and they're on this forum, so HELLO. It's cute how hard you try, thanks for giving me something to tweet about today!

While I do self-identify as Big Bob in certain settings, it's not me, I swear. #notallbobs

 

[Nordling]

The responses from other members were WTFish:

maxhardcore22: do you have a butthole?

 

[yummybrownfox]

His username is annoying. He shoulda just went with something memorable, fun to say, and probably accurate...like ShrimpDickBob.

 

[Ann_Sulu]

All I said was "Uhh" then he logged off. Being on the internet as long as I have makes me not know how to translate this comment...either way it's in the column of things that I didn't need to know about.

 

[ComicOzzie]

Worst compliment ever!

coverlover79: Mmmmmmm pretty face
coverlover79: Bukkake beautiful

 

[ComicOzzie]

Fred's a keeper...

FredCleavage:damn i cant help jerking off to your cleavage.. and telling u about it

 

[LadyLuna]

When the stuff missing from the sentences was actually kinda important...

---
Member: ok

Me: I'm sorry, what are you saying ok to? Anyway, Hi! Welcome to my room! How are you today?

Member: hi
ok u?

Me: I'm good, thank you. What kinds of things are you interested in?

Member: how about u?

Me: I'm sorry, but I feel like I'm missing some context for your question. What about me?

Member: really
intersted?

Me: Interested in what? I feel like I'm missing half of what you're saying.

Member: ok sorry

Me: Were you asking what I'm interested in?

Member leaves.
---

Am I that bad at socialization?

 

[Ann_Sulu]

@LadyLuna I can imagine it would be quite confusing to interpret that in real time versus seeing the whole thing written out here. Either way he definitely needs to work on his social skills lol.
---
Member: ok
(translation: I got nothin' with this one)
Me: I'm sorry, what are you saying ok to? Anyway, Hi! Welcome to my room! How are you today?

Member: hi
ok u?

Me: I'm good, thank you. What kinds of things are you interested in?

Member: how about u?
(translation: I believe he was asking about what you were into rather than deciding on what he's into)
Me: I'm sorry, but I feel like I'm missing some context for your question. What about me?

Member: really
intersted?
(translation: Attempting to clarify that he's asking what you're interested in)
Me: Interested in what? I feel like I'm missing half of what you're saying.

Member: ok sorry

Me: Were you asking what I'm interested in?

Member leaves.
---

 

[ComicOzzie]

This model is attracting all the best members...

papacustard: Your fucking hot
papacustard: X
Silveradoboy: lips look stupid
Silveradoboy: tiny woman down size your banana lips
papacustard: Off with the bra....
papacustard: Off
papacustard: Off

 

[ComicOzzie]

Seriously, fuck off, racist piece of shit.

Snooginzzz: why do gorillas always have a frown?
Snooginzzz: cuz in 10 million years it will be a nigger

 

[Marty 88mph]

Seriously, fuck off, racist piece of shit.

Snooginzzz: why do gorillas always have a frown?
Snooginzzz: cuz in 10 million years it will be a nigger

I saw this one the other day. He was banned within 5 seconds.

 

[Misono]

Less a say, more a do in this case. I've just witnessed a model get a single tip of over 60k tokens on MFC.

That to me is a serious WTF. There's big tips, and then there's obscene amounts. I'm sure it's great for the girl receiving, but still..

 

[ComicOzzie]

A February 2016 blue noob lets a top 30 model know that she can get rich doing porn...

foreverhardX: fucking hot, are u a pornstar??
foreverhardX: fuck you defenettly can be!! $$

 

[SmokinJayP]

One of the last times I was on cam someone started asking my opinions on the current presidential candidates. I hate that shit so I politely avoided giving any answers.
He says: "I would have tipped you, had you not chosen to be ignorant."
and then left right away.

Uhm, I do NOT want to talk about the president in my chat room today! (or any day really....)

 

[SaffronBurke]

He says: "I would have tipped you, had you not chosen to be ignorant."

Because avoiding a conversation that could have half your viewers pissed off at the other half isn't an intelligent business move at all, nope it's just being ignorant.

That guy is a dumbass.

 

[ComicOzzie]

I love when members quote Shakespeare...

ivorbigknob:I'd love to finger your shitbox

I believe this is from Act II of Henry V.

 

[SmokinJayP]

Because avoiding a conversation that could have half your viewers pissed off at the other half isn't an intelligent business move at all, nope it's just being ignorant.

That guy is a dumbass.

Thank you Saffron! I agree. I'd rather everyone not argue the whole time! It is bad for business. Besides, that's what Facebook is for.

 

[CherryChu]

When they make jokes about me fancying them... like... I'd rather not, ha. Even if I did have a thing for you I wouldn't tell you, let alone announce it to the whole room. And really all you're doing is putting me in a place where I have to say I don't, which you're then gonna get annoyed at and probably stop coming by, so let's just drop it...

 

[CherryChu]

Yesterday a guy came in and just said this:

"hekkiiiioooo 30 mins sexy nude ddance in my skype hoe much you ask me No TOYS"

 

[CherryChu]

I think this one takes the cake though. Also from yesterday, also the first and only thing he said in my room:

mcshaghard: "I bet you're a fucking trainwreck in bed. In a good way. Allow my PM."