Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[CandieMoose]

Just got an MFC mail from a member..

hello!
So what tip would i need to give for u to call my wife and tell her that i was stroking as i watch u?
being told on like that would make me cum so fn hard!!
kinda crazy I know lol

:lol: WTF!

 

[Redwud3381]

....wut

 

[d3m0n0id]

0.o

TAKE HIM FOR ALL HE'S WORTH!

Oh...sorry. :evil: <-- that side of me spoke first.

For seriously though? That's an...interesting fetish. A odd side to the exhibitionist mentality.

http://troll.me/images/futurama-fry/not ... -troll.jpg <-- that's about how I feel about it.

 

[Bocefish]

Just got an MFC mail from a member..

hello!
So what tip would i need to give for u to call my wife and tell her that i was stroking as i watch u?
being told on like that would make me cum so fn hard!!
kinda crazy I know lol

:lol: WTF!

Sounds like a good prank to pull on your ex-boss or something. :lol:

 

[Jupiter551]

Just got an MFC mail from a member..

hello!
So what tip would i need to give for u to call my wife and tell her that i was stroking as i watch u?
being told on like that would make me cum so fn hard!!
kinda crazy I know lol

:lol: WTF!

Holy crap....HAHAHAHAH did you do it? and if not, why not??

 

[Keithy]

Just got an MFC mail from a member..

hello!
So what tip would i need to give for u to call my wife and tell her that i was stroking as i watch u?
being told on like that would make me cum so fn hard!!
kinda crazy I know lol

:lol: WTF!

Holy crap....HAHAHAHAH did you do it? and if not, why not??

Seriously, I might have to tip someone to make some calls.

 

[NoelleBright]

Just got an MFC mail from a member..

hello!
So what tip would i need to give for u to call my wife and tell her that i was stroking as i watch u?
being told on like that would make me cum so fn hard!!
kinda crazy I know lol

:lol: WTF!

Hahaha, I think he's sending this out to as many girls as possible too because I've got this exact thing word for word sent to me at least 3 times already.
I've never replied because he struck me as one of those douchers who wants to get off for free by just getting you to talk about something like this to him with no intention of ever going through with it.

 

[AerynShade]

I had a member tell me he had to stop a spy session on a private tonight because it was giving him an erection...

 

[stealthguy]

I had a member tell me he had to stop a spy session on a private tonight because it was giving him an erection...

Any idea what he wanted out of that spy session?

 

[Jupiter551]

I had a member tell me he had to stop a spy session on a private tonight because it was giving him an erection...

Any idea what he wanted out of that spy session?

I guess he didn't want to "blow his cover" :lol:

 

[SatanJonez]

koalar: please please please can you not flash your tits mate I want to respect you more like that

Well, because my tits are obviously so hideous (and I don't charge for flashes anyways) I brought them out.

koalar: damn now I am scared

Lulz! He was a known room troll from way back who's perma-ban apparently ran out on when I took a break from MFC. Still I was amused by it.

 

[Jupiter551]

because my tits are obviously so hideous

Hideous like a fox, bb!!!1one :teasing-binkybaby:

 

[AerynShade]

I had a member tell me he had to stop a spy session on a private tonight because it was giving him an erection...

Any idea what he wanted out of that spy session?

Your guess is as good as mine on that one. I mean, isn't that sorta the point?

 

[stealthguy]

XUHTXX: and for weeding? how many toks?

Uhm... Yeah.

 

[LiLredhairedgrl]

I didn't see this pm until I had logged off that night lol! I love it when you find erotic novellas in over looked pms after your shift. So romantic. Moments of hilarity in bold.

bathtub: your nipples are so damn sexy and u r gorgeous
bathtub: oh my
bathtub: stretch your arms up bb
bathtub: wanking hard over u
bathtub: i want ur mouth
bathtub: mmmmm
bathtub: nice and saggy so damn sexy
bathtub: god i want ur cleavage IN THE FOREST!
bathtub: IN THE DARK
bathtub: slight;y open ur mouth bb
bathtub: have u got fascination street
bathtub: i really want your breasts and mouth
bathtub: mmmmm
bathtub: gorgeous
bathtub: i adore the way your nipples peak out. so sexy
bathtub: lets go to bed. kiss me kiss me kiss me
bathtub: pls blow me a kiss
bathtub: show some ni[pple sexy pls
bathtub: oh god
bathtub: oh good god u r stuuning
bathtub: your breasts are stunning when u stretch
bathtub: i want to eat your pussy for hours
bathtub: fuck me
bathtub: wish u would kneel up and lean forward
bathtub: so so gorgeous
bathtub: oh my look at you
bathtub: en ur mouth
bathtub: open your mouth
bathtub: you are so so gorgeous
bathtub: yes yes yes

In the forest!
I found about 4 The Cure quotes in here. This seriously made my morning!!

I love The Cure! I saw them years ago in phoenix and robert smith was so mesmerizing...
I think he might be in love, miss jolene!
romance is brewing on mfc... :-D

 

[BrantleyB]

random guy I got today: Do you prefer coke or meth?

 

[Fenix001]

random guy I got today: Do you prefer coke or meth?

coke obviously, it goes better with vodka

and ice

and gin

and rum

and a wedge of lime

and fuck it, give me a top shelf

 

[JickyJuly]

I get the best trolls. Today one told me I look like the ugly version of Boy George. Hehehe.

 

[Jupiter551]

I get the best trolls. Today one told me I look like the ugly version of Boy George. Hehehe.

Should have responded "if I'm the ugly version, then you think Boy George is pretty?"

 

[JickyJuly]

I get the best trolls. Today one told me I look like the ugly version of Boy George. Hehehe.

Should have responded "if I'm the ugly version, then you think Boy George is pretty?"

My response (once i managed to stop giggling) was "Who can compete with Boy George?" Then I went on for a bit about needing to sleep with a tranny for my bucket list completion. Troll ran away. They're never very dedicated to their troll plans it seems?

 

[LadyLuna]

random guy I got today: Do you prefer coke or meth?

Well, I prefer Pepsi, but my favorite is MT Dew. (My actual reply when I got that question sometime in the late winter or early spring of 2010.

 

[BrantleyB]

if only I had of been so clever.. I can't ever think of the right thing to say at the right time. It's always after the conversation/fight/whatever had gone on. I'm the girl who walks away and goes "Damnit! I should have said that!!"

 

[ScarlettLeigh]

im wondering if any mfv models have any self respect cuz it looks like u girls get naked at the first sign of tokens

I didn't get a chance to respond before he logged off. Chickens**t!

 

[ComicOzzie]

im wondering if any mfv models have any self respect cuz it looks like u girls get naked at the first sign of tokens

I didn't get a chance to respond before he logged off. Chickens**t!

The fact that he was complaining about this tells you a lot.

 

[AngelicTease]

Someone just tipped me, just to spam a link it seems. I thought that was weird, tipping someone to spam haha, why not just spam for free?

 

[AerynShade]

Someone just tipped me, just to spam a link it seems. I thought that was weird, tipping someone to spam haha, why not just spam for free?

I would love to get such spam!

 

[LadyLuna]

Alexxbb86: first time using a cam here lol
LadyLuna: I don't see it, but you might have it set to "friends only" or "approved only"
LadyLuna: but, I also don't watch in public chat. I only watch in private.
Alexxbb86: Can you tell me if it's working now ?
Alexxbb86: sorry to ask
Alexxbb86: but don't worry...i'm just showing my face
LadyLuna: it's working
Alexxbb86: yay ! thx
Alexxbb86: you turn me on so bad
Alexxbb86: Feel like doing anything for you on my cam
Alexxbb86: anything you want
LadyLuna: I already closed it. I told you I don't watch in public chat. If you want my undivided attention, we need to go private
Alexxbb86: i'm already getting so hard for you
Alexxbb86: you deserve to have fun too
Alexxbb86: don't you think
LadyLuna: I do. Which is why I only watch in private
Alexxbb86: It can be a little secret between us
Alexxbb86: don't you like little secret ?
LadyLuna: um... the camera is on.. how the hell am I supposed to keep me having fun secret
LadyLuna: and for the record, I hate secrets and keep as few as possible

Cause, it's not like they'd be able to see me doing something...

 

[Jupiter551]

Cause, it's not like they'd be able to see me doing something...

methinks the whole "is it working?" bit was a cunning plan to get you to watch his cam

 

[JickyJuly]

I'm on for less than a minute before i get both of these:

Guest91656: Id like to impregnate you then eat the dead rotting fetus from your snatch!

and...

Member: im a little scared, i messed my diaper and cant find my mommy. i feel so small and helpless, i couldnt hold it any longer im sowy can you help me?
JickyJuly: sorry to hear that

 

[schlmoe]

I'm on for less than a minute before i get both of these:

Guest91656: Id like to impregnate you then eat the dead rotting fetus from your snatch!

and...

Member: im a little scared, i messed my diaper and cant find my mommy. i feel so small and helpless, i couldnt hold it any longer im sowy can you help me?
JickyJuly: sorry to hear that

Nothing like a little romancing to get the juices flowing, eh?