Things members say that make you LOL

[SatanJonez]

On Twitter I got this a few weeks ago. I thought it was amusing as hell.

 

[mynameisbob84]

02:56:29 AM durogallo: let me have your skype pls
02:57:15 AM Fluff_O_Matic: http://profiles.myfreecams.com/Fluff_O_Matic
02:57:32 AM durogallo: lte me have skypeee
02:57:44 AM Fluff_O_Matic: http://profiles.myfreecams.com/Fluff_O_Matic
02:57:51 AM durogallo: show feet pls
02:58:09 AM Fluff_O_Matic: ?
02:58:18 AM durogallo: show feet
02:58:23 AM durogallo: let me see them
02:58:37 AM Fluff_O_Matic: ?
02:59:06 AM durogallo: you think you're smart
02:59:13 AM Fluff_O_Matic: ?
02:59:54 AM durogallo: let me have peek hun
02:59:58 AM durogallo: ; )
03:00:09 AM Fluff_O_Matic: ?
03:01:34 AM durogallo: fcking lesbo
03:01:44 AM Fluff_O_Matic: ?
03:01:59 AM durogallo: you just mad because you so fat
03:02:05 AM Fluff_O_Matic: ?
03:02:18 AM durogallo: FUCKING BITCH
03:02:21 AM Fluff_O_Matic: ?
03:02:44 AM durogallo: you prolly getting off on this FUCKU
03:02:52 AM Fluff_O_Matic: ?

love makin' em rage.

Lulz. Duragallo the Negotiator...

"I'd like to negotiate a deal and get some free stuff thrown in please"
"No"
"FUCKU"

:-D

 

[LilyMarie]

Tiny again.....

Tinyviking82: DO CUMSHOW IN LIBRARY !
Tinyviking82: MY PENIS GETS HARD FROM BOOKS
Tinyviking82: AND INK
Tinyviking82: SO I DRAW ON MY PENIS WITH A PEN
Tinyviking82: BYE

 

[Evvie]

05:21:04 PM dothat: i want to hold u down and fuck u up ur butt
05:21:19 PM EvvieSade: cool story bro
05:21:23 PM EvvieSade: tell it again
05:21:32 PM dothat: i want to hold u down and fuck u up ur butt
05:21:54 PM dothat: your realy like that story

 

[LilyMarie]

And lets see a MFC record ... I think the record is around 7500 tokens in one shot ... lets beat that tonight for this FINE FINE lady

Aww, bless him.

 

[HarmlessSquirrel]

jennyluck: i can go on and on about ur kindness and sexiness
rezui: yeah, shake that kindness

 

[Jessi]

On Twitter I got this a few weeks ago. I thought it was amusing as hell.

OMG I love the random ones where people think I'm just a lonely 19 year old girl who posts nudes for my self esteem.

 

[Poker_Babe]

MFC keeps crashing lately... anyone else notice this? Well it happened on me again tonight while I was in the middle of camming. When I got back online, I saw this comment in my chat room... it made me and everyone else in the room LOL.

HiGirlsHot: mfc has been going down more in the last week than a $10 crack ho

 

[Anonymous]

On Twitter I got this a few weeks ago. I thought it was amusing as hell.

But "no offense." :lol:

And even if you did look like a slut, it's weird hearing a guy say that, because aren't half of the knuckleheads on Twitter looking for free boob and ass pictures? LOL.

 

[LilyMarie]

i have a webcam.. but i NEVER recommend opening it

Good guy... good guy.

 

[MrRodry]

 

[LilyMarie]

Jessi if you read this sorry for guest-perving

maxupp: after being told i had a hipsterscarf, i obliviously said something along the lines of: "I had the scarf long before the hipster hype"
maxupp: it dawned on me right after ^^

 

[Evvie]

vibe clit to
i want u to cum 4 me
cummmmmmmmmmm
cummmmmmmmmmmmmm
cummmmmmmmmm
clit cummmmmmmmm
clit cummmmmmmm
cum again

I truly loled.

 

[HarmlessSquirrel]

vibe clit to
i want u to cum 4 me
cummmmmmmmmmm
cummmmmmmmmmmmmm
cummmmmmmmmm
clit cummmmmmmmm
clit cummmmmmmm
cum again

I truly loled.

I think that guy was impersonating a vibrator. Is that legal?

 

[LilyMarie]

SketchyChris: I wish I could make hundreds of dollars every time I play with myself. I'd be doing cocaine with Mitt Romney right now.

 

[LadyLuna]

#1:

u can by crast by foling dik

#2

show info please?

I asked him what he meant, and he left... what info is he talking about? I cam on streamate...

EDIT: oops... that was supposed to be in wtf thread, not lol x.x

 

[Jupiter551]

#1:

u can by crast by foling dik

"You can buy crust by fooling/folding dick" ?

 

[LilyMarie]

chamacote: i like your butts
LilyMarie: I only have one
chamacote: sorry but I like too much

 

[LilyMarie]

 

[AngelicTease]

your profile says one of your attributes is rubber, is that like rubber ducks?

:lol:

 

[Nordling]

#1:

u can by crast by foling dik

"You can buy crust by fooling/folding dick" ?

"You can be crushed by falling dick."

Guess he has a very big...er...uh...ego!

 

[LadyLuna]

bump, cause people like to put lol stuff in the wtf thread.

 

[Anonymous]

Sorry if I've already posted this. I can't remember if I did. This was a few weeks ago on Streamate, and I thought it was hilarious...

I hope it didn't ruin his boner when I bust out laughing. :lol:

 

[touchbunny]

the other night i got

"WOW!"
"You're down at the bottom of the page with all the creepy 3rd world chicks"

 

[HarmlessSquirrel]

StarIV: yall are gonna ruin this shit. the fact that i'm even talking means you guys are effing up

Lurker saying it all. Model was being awesome, and non-tippers were bitching and begging.

 

[HarmlessSquirrel]

BruinsFan188: could u maybe shoe feet?

 

[LilyMarie]

BruinsFan188: could u maybe shoe feet?

He's right though. I'm sick of always seeing all those naked feet on MFC. Or feet in socks. What's up with that? That's not what a lady looks like. I wish more models would start shoeing their feet before getting on cam. Nothing better than a pair of nicely shoed feet.

 

[LadyLuna]

My mental image is kinda like putting horseshoe-type things on a girl's feet... OUCH!

I think my mind's a little bloody tonight

 

[HiGirlsRHot]

BruinsFan188: could u maybe shoe feet?

He's right though. I'm sick of always seeing all those naked feet on MFC. Or feet in socks. What's up with that? That's not what a lady looks like. I wish more models would start shoeing their feet before getting on cam. Nothing better than a pair of nicely shoed feet.

I am with you Lily, you girls spend a small fortune on the shoes you show them off. As an added bonuses is pisses off the cheap-as-shit foot fetish boys. :evil:

 

[LilyMarie]

I didn't mean that!! xD
I was just trying to turn the word 'shoe' into a verb, like that guy seemingly did. I guess I failed.