Who the F*$%# are you?! Introduce yourself here.

[rex]

so rude, cursing at people while asking them to introduce themselves.

miss manners youre not!

and im rex. some know me but i dont visit a lot. i just let amber look at my bald head when she's drunk..

 

[ronpaulftw]

Greetings, I am Ron Paul. Amber calls me 'Jamesyyyyyyyyyyyyy!', I'll let you figure out why. I used to come to MFC for teh bewbs, but now I return for the hilarious hijinks that ensue.



Also, The Game.

 

[Mitchie Lynn]

Greetings, I am Ron Paul. Amber calls me 'Jamesyyyyyyyyyyyyy!', I'll let you figure out why. I used to come to MFC for teh bewbs, but now I return for the hilarious hijinks that ensue.



Also, The Game.

I just jizzed in my pants.

 

[ronpaulftw]

I have that effect on people.

 

[AmberCutie]

so rude, cursing at people while asking them to introduce themselves.

miss manners youre not!

and im rex. some know me but i dont visit a lot. i just let amber look at my bald head when she's drunk..

Rexxy, I am dissapoint. You forgot an x and a y on your username. Pfft.

 

[tubby556]

In fairness to the models, since I don't have a webcam yet I get to see them all the time, here is a pic of my ugly mug (caught a little bit of wifey in the pic too by accident).

 

[LadyLuna]

Hello, I am LadyLuna, and I like to cam.
I am a bit of a geek, and a bit of a churchmouse, but public chat can get more crazy than you'd expect while still fully clothed.

AMBER ROCKS! So do all the other ladies on here. ^.^

 

[rivet]

Hiya Rivethead here. Im an awesome happy go lucky motherfucker that would love to make you smile laff and make ya feel all warm inside :mrgreen: I love chitchatting with new people and I LOVE HORROR MOVIES it is my favorite past time.....next to watching porn lulz. so chit chat with me a befriend me bitches you wont regret it!!!

 

[rex]

so rude, cursing at people while asking them to introduce themselves.

miss manners youre not!

and im rex. some know me but i dont visit a lot. i just let amber look at my bald head when she's drunk..

Rexxy, I am dissapoint. You forgot an x and a y on your username. Pfft.

im sorry. amber knows me as rexxy

 

[dbcooper29]

I was listening to Frankie, playing some pokerstars with a little buzz on and stumbled over here. Dig the site Amber, nice work!

I kicked my day 1 wow addiction last October. I drood healed til lifebloom then ran boomkin on Spinebreaker from ssc forward. Pushed the deeps around 6-6.5k when I quit. BTW gearscore sucks.

I am more of a lurker, not a poster. Luna, I stopped by your room for a minute. The d&d idea is crazy!

 

[Salo1]

My name is Salo, I'm from West Texas. I like long walks on the beach... oh sorry that's my letter to cosmo.

I'm an easy kind of guy, quick with a smile and the occasional quip. I dig the vibe in Amber's room and while she's enough to keep me coming back I've really been impressed by the repeaters I've met and chatted with.

I'm recently divorced and back on the dating scene (though AmberCutie has been responsible for more than one date ending early), I'm 95% hetero, and I will rock your fucking socks off to some Cyndi Lauper.

I'm very good at having a good time.

 

[ElektricFeel]

ello. I'm ElektricFeel. I'm 24. I'm from FL. I'm a dude and I lock to rock :headbang:

 

[AbbyTaylor]

I'm Abby Motha Fuckin Taylor.

Either you love me or you think I'm a total bitch.

Most people don't get my sarcasm.
I can probably drink you under the table because I'm from the boonies.
I talk like a hoodrat when I'm pissed off at people (apparently)
but I sound like a little girl.

I listen to (almost) every kind of music.

I'm a music snob. when it comes to metal. hahaha.

I take things people say too personally, on MFC especially
I'm a whore (not gonna lie, I do have casual sex with my exes)

I had a dog named Mozart that died last year and he was my best friend.

I'm 21, but I tell people I'm 107.

I want to be a flight attendant, but I'm always scared when I fly.

I want to see the whole world before I die.

Did I say too much? Haha

 

[D0mino]

I am D0mino, better known as Dom, or Dom-ness, or Dom-er, or El Domerino

MFC's local objectivist cam-whore.

When I am not whoring on the interwebz, I am playing a video game, drinking rum or cold coffee, pillaging, one inch punching wooden dummies, and/or fucking willing strangers.

 

[The Trober]

I am D0mino, better known as Dom, or Dom-ness, or Dom-er, or El Domerino

MFC's local objectivist cam-whore.

When I am not whoring on the interwebz, I am playing a video game, drinking rum or cold coffee, pillaging, one inch punching wooden dummies, and/or fucking willing strangers.

I could be a willing stranger

 

[mutubaplayer]

Im Player im 19 from St. Louis MO USA

 

[AmberCutie]

I could be a willing stranger

Down Boy! Give her a day she just got settled in here, lawlz.

 

[The Trober]

I could be a willing stranger

Down Boy! Give her a day she just got settled in here, lawlz.

Well if I give her more time i wont be a stranger! haha

 

[Enon]

I am D0mino, better known as Dom, or Dom-ness, or Dom-er, or El Domerino

If I'm not into the whole "brevity" thing?

D0mino if your sig quote is a TRON reference, AND you made a Lebowski reference within the same post, I might pop a nerd boner.

 

[tubby556]

I spent several minutes in D0mino's presence tonight and was instantly stunned by her beauty. And her regular crew were very nice to me and very welcoming, which added to the experience and was very refreshing. I hid in the corner only to gauge the atmosphere, to opine when appropriate, and celebrate the beauty of womanhood through veracious articulation.

 

[Trusty]

Well if I give her more time i wont be a stranger! haha

:lol:

still WILLING still WILLING

 

[Jason314]

While I typically don't respond kindly to rude requests, I will indulge the topic creator on the assumption that this is just a humourous and different way of eliciting a profile introduction of yet another user.

Yeah, okay, that was a pretty long and unnecessary way of saying it.

Let's see... what can I tell you about myself? I am a male human being. I live on Earth. I breathe in oxygen and exhale carbon dioxide. I am an adult, according to the societal definition. I have enough disposable income to be able to afford an Internet connection. I go to MFC. I visit AmberCutie's chat room.

Now, for the less obvious stuff:
I am a Scorpio. I type at about 73 words per minute when I'm tested, but I can type a lot faster when I'm not tested. My hobbies include playing video games and... uh... playing computer games, and... sometimes playing card games and board games. Infrequently, I will go out and have an alcoholic beverage with people.

My favourite colour is blue, but since the chat is filled with people who use some shade of blue, I find that I don't stand out that much, so that's why I use my second favourite colour, red.

In case you couldn't tell from my spelling, I do not use the US version of certain words. Besides, the language choice I selected for this forum is British English (not like I had any other choice). Maybe if I spelled words the US way, I could increase my typing speed slightly.

I chose the number 314 randomly, not because I was planning on joining this site on Pi Day.

Like Garfield, I really like to have lasagna when I go out for dinner. Unlike Garfield, I'm not overweight.

I have no tattoos, although I do have a scar from protecting an innocent kitten from a parkour loving psychotic machete wielder. No wait... that was in a dream. The scar was from surgery.

I do not smoke or do drugs. I try my best to avoid second hand smoke.

I tend to take the stairs, not the elevator.

I wonder how many people read through this whole introduction.

 

[D0mino]

I could be a willing stranger

Down Boy! Give her a day she just got settled in here, lawlz.

Well if I give her more time i wont be a stranger! haha

Just because I fuck willing strangers in my free time does not mean I limit myself to strangers alone. The occasional aquaintence is bound to get lucky. Thank you Amber I found it rather easy to get settled here, this place rocks.


And yes Enon
Pop away, cause that is indeed what they were.

 

[AmberCutie]

I wonder how many people read through this whole introduction.

I did! Glad you joined up

 

[The Trober]

Down Boy! Give her a day she just got settled in here, lawlz.

Well if I give her more time i wont be a stranger! haha

Just because I fuck willing strangers in my free time does not mean I limit myself to strangers alone. The occasional aquaintence is bound to get lucky. Thank you Amber I found it rather easy to get settled here, this place rocks.


And yes Enon
Pop away, cause that is indeed what they were.

Well then happy to meet your acquaintance

 

[LadyLuna]

In case you couldn't tell from my spelling, I do not use the US version of certain words. Besides, the language choice I selected for this forum is British English (not like I had any other choice). Maybe if I spelled words the US way, I could increase my typing speed slightly.

What does it say about me that I don't notice the difference when reading between Brittish/American, and trying to stay consistent in which spelling I use slows my typing down more than using the one or the other randomly?

I chose the number 314 randomly, not because I was planning on joining this site on Pi Day.

Show some respect for the PI!

I wonder how many people read through this whole introduction.

I did! I did!

 

[burnside986]

Burnside AKA Charles. ex 911 dispatcher for 8 years and currently going through paramedic school. anyone needing an IV you come to me. i need the practice. just recently restarted my wow account over on Laughing Skull. i play just about any game that catches my fancy. Heavy Rain Battlefield BC 2 MW2 Borderlands list goes on and on. got a dog that is an idiot and a cat that is trying to kill me. I love John Wayne flicks and David Lynch films (cept island empire....dude what the fuck). Oh and boardgames. Love me some pimp ass board games.

 

[Syntastic]

Hello there. I was told I had to join here by a certain Miss Chemical >_>

Obviously, my name is Syntastic. I'm just your friendly, neighbourhood stalker. Some of you may recognize my name from MFC. Same name on there too. I generally just hang out in Frankies room... all day... and night... alone... desperately hoping for someone to talk to. *puts a Cruxshadows cd on and cuts himself*

Anyways, yes. You can just call me Syn if you're too lazy to type the additional 6 letters. Whatever. See if I care.

 

[SatanJonez]

Hello there. I was told I had to join here by a certain Miss Chemical >_>

Obviously, my name is Syntastic. I'm just your friendly, neighbourhood stalker. Some of you may recognize my name from MFC. Same name on there too. I generally just hang out in Frankies room... all day... and night... alone... desperately hoping for someone to talk to. *puts a Cruxshadows cd on and cuts himself*

Anyways, yes. You can just call me Syn if you're too lazy to type the additional 6 letters. Whatever. See if I care.

Aw, I always call you Syn. Are you saying I'm a lazy bitch?! I am, but that's besides the point fucker!

 

[Kchrpm]

I'm the person that likes Amber a lot, but not necessarily the crowd she draws and embraces

*sneaks away*