Would you rather

[ShilohGables]

ewwww I'd much rather be taken hostage then BE the crusty butt monster forever.

Would you rather instantly fall asleep at 7pm every night or wake up automatically at 4am every morning?

 

[Boog]

Wake up at 4, I can imagine pissing a lot of people off by falling asleep on them

Would you rather live in a house with awful unmaskable smells or have an unending bug problem, especially house centipedes?

 

[fandango]

Would you rather live in a house with awful unmaskable smells or have an unending bug problem, especially house centipedes?

Rather have the smells, bugs freak me out too much.

Would you rather be 12 feet tall or only 12 inches tall?

 

[Kvothe]

12-feet tall (or 3.65-metres for those of us using metric). Just imagine the King Kong re-enactments.

Would you rather...Swallow a vibrating egg/bullet accidentally or lose one in your anus?

 

[JanelleHardy]

anus... omg that was hard to choose...

would you rather... have to be on cam 24/7. or never again?

 

[Kvothe]

Never again, could you imagine having to take a webcam with you everywhere...

Would you rather know when you're going to die or know how you're going to die?

 

[CharlieBelle]

That's tough... I think when because if I know how but not when it'd be so scary being around the circumstances of the death.

Would you rather have your fingers glued together for 24hrs or eat a whole pineapple (rind and all) in under 10min?

 

[TheeDuchess]

Fingers glued.

Would you rather sit naked in the snow for an hour or run for 20 minutes in extreme heat wearing winter clothing?

 

[JanelleHardy]

sit in the snow.

would you rather eat liver and onions for every meal. or brussels sprouts?

 

[CharlieBelle]

deffo brussel sprouts. they're delicious if made right!

would you rather be eternally cold or eternally hot?

 

[Sundae]

eternally cold, you can always dress to warm up but to dress down becomes impossible once u are nakie hehe

would you rather be subjected to listening only to rock music your whole life or rap?

 

[Deleted member 25213]

rock >.<

would you rather travel for the rest of your life or stay where you live but be unable to leave?

 

[QUINCY_UK]

Travel for the rest of my life!

would you rather eat a slug for breakfast everyday for the rest of your life! OR eat a cooked rat for the rest of your life for breakfast!!??


Sorry but its what popped in my head!

 

[Sundae]

A slug would be quick & easy to go down... So I guess..? Lol ew

Something I remember from firehotquotes long ago... Which would you choose; the one who YOU love... Or the one who loves YOU?

 

[Doe XoXo]

Can I pick both lol

Android or Iphone?

 

[ImNotSamISwear]

Android. I don't need a fruit stamped on my phone to feel like I belong.

Would you rather eat bland, tasteless food for the rest of your life and weigh the "normal" weight for your height or eat delicious food and be no less than 400lbs overweight?

 

[gothicfeline]

eat bland food.. I have never been at normal weight.

would you rather be trapped in the last TV show you watched or the last movie you watched?

 

[lexi_love]

eat bland food.. I have never been at normal weight.

would you rather be trapped in the last TV show you watched or the last movie you watched?

The last movie I watched just watched Magic Mike XXL yuuummm!!

Would you rather to never be able to listen to music again or never be able to watch TV/videos?

 

[gothicfeline]

never watch tv./videos. I love music to much.

would you rather be forced to only read you favorite book for the rest of your life or never be able to read again?

 

[LewdPromoter]

Since I would not be able to read anything else anyway, I'll go with not reading ever again.

Would you rather have to listen to Nyan Cat for 10 hours every day or never watch YouTube ever agin?

 

[Disa_]

Never watching youtube again hahaha

Would you rather eat broccoli at eat every meal or never drink alcohol again?

I love broccoli but I know a lot of people hate it!

 

[jeff98902]

Would rather have super sensitive hearing or A super sensitive sense of smell?

 

[Honey Moon]

Would rather have super sensitive hearing or A super sensitive sense of smell?

Wow both these suck because repetitive noises agitate me and I really don't wanna smell someone's armpits every time I hug them..
I choose the hearing, because earplugs

Would you rather have a single deposit of $1,000,000 or guaranteed love and acceptance for the rest of your life.

 

[PuppyCat]

Single deposit; I could use it to invest and make more money.

Would you rather: eat two live squid or bathe a rabid cat

 

[LilyOhRiley]

Bathe the cat; I can't stand the idea of eating live things.

Would you rather give yourself an ice-cream enema or eat an ounce of belly-button lint?

 

[MezriaMae]

I think I'd rather eat the belly button lint...as the idea of having a sticky butthole is not okay.

Would you rather eat road kill for the rest of your life or only eat tofu forever?

 

[Applecup]

LOL, this actually works out for me, I'm vegeterian and I eat tofu/soy products day in and out. Tofu 4 life.

...plus that Is just way safer than roadkill.


Would you rather lick peanut butter off of an old man's foot or have a stranger shave off half of your hair and have to keep it rsw like that for a week?

 

[Rebel_Wood]

Shave half my hair, I have half an undercut anyway so that would bother me too much!

Would you rather never drink coffee again or only be able to drink really weak, gross coffee?

 

[PuppyCat]

Never drink coffee again. I don't like coffee anyway so it's not like anything would change XD

Wear a whole mummified baby as a hat
or
Wear a hat of rotten rat carcasses

Neither one actually has to touch your head, but you have to wear the hat for a whole week.

 

[Applecup]

Came back to see if I could get a tough one, since the tofu one was easy (seems like I gave an easy one too!)

I'd wear the mummified baby. It's mummified so most of the gross stuff dried out or was removed decades ago, and would bring me either great honor or terrible luck. It would also be a great conversation starter on MFC, and help me weed out paleontologists and archeologists

Okay, so,
Would you rather have to sit on a toilet for a week
Or lie in bed for a week?

Pretty much have to decide "do I want leg cramps and to sleep while sitting or bed sores and diapers?"