Wow check out this thing lol (male toy)

[Jupiter551]

This might require 18+ verification to watch.
I guess you can get all sorts of attachments for the remote control/motor part lol, pretty expensive I'm sure.

 

[SweetMystery]

I think I've seen J-horror movies with torture devices looking like this... D:

 

[tightlockup]

I'll take one.

 

[Anonymous]

Omg hahhahahhaha...that video :lol:

 

[Zoomer]

Kinda reminds me of a pencil sharpener... expected that dildo to come out finely whittled.

 

[JickyJuly]

This gave me flashbacks to when I worked in a pornstore and got my finger stuck in a masturbator. thanks for the trauma. Hehehe.

 

[SatanJonez]

This gave me flashbacks to when I worked in a pornstore and got my finger stuck in a masturbator. thanks for the trauma. Hehehe.

They're not chinese finger traps, how did you get it stuck? O_O And what kind? :lol:

 

[Jupiter551]

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They're not chinese finger traps, how did you get it stuck? O_O And what kind? :lol:

 

[JickyJuly]

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They're not chinese finger traps, how did you get it stuck? O_O And what kind? :lol:

LOL. It was a clear silicone masturbator shaped kind of like a grenade. Because it was battery powered we had to test it in front of the customer before purchase. My curiosity got the better of me and I shoved a finger in. It really made me panic a little. Can't imagine wanting to stick erm anything else in there. Hehehe. I wish I could remember the name to find a picture. Let me think.

 

[DoctorVen]

That video was amazing. The lube part! :lol:

Ok, I know you men love tip play, but wouldn't you want something that takes care of the shaft too?

 

[southsamurai]

That video was amazing. The lube part! :lol:

Ok, I know you men love tip play, but wouldn't you want something that takes care of the shaft too?

shaft please! and when will they make a toy that will juggle your balls properly? sheesh we can build a robot to wander mars and take pictures of all the naked aliens there, but we cant build a male sex toy that can play with the balls correctly?

 

[emptiedglass]

That video was amazing. The lube part! :lol:

Ok, I know you men love tip play, but wouldn't you want something that takes care of the shaft too?

shaft please! and when will they make a toy that will juggle your balls properly? sheesh we can build a robot to wander mars and take pictures of all the naked aliens there, but we cant build a male sex toy that can play with the balls correctly?

I'm sure someone, somewhere, has made one. Will I be searching for it? Nope.

 

[Meoff_69]

That video was amazing. The lube part! :lol:

Ok, I know you men love tip play, but wouldn't you want something that takes care of the shaft too?

There's a perfect "toy" that takes care of both at the same time. It's called a "vagina"...and us guys are BIG fans of it! LOL

 

[SeductiveGeek]

Crazy looking

 

[zachminor79]

Was there a math flash card in the middle of that? 7x7=49? lol

I'd be scared to see what would happen if the lube dried up.

 

[JerryBoBerry]

That video was amazing. The lube part! :lol:

Ok, I know you men love tip play, but wouldn't you want something that takes care of the shaft too?

shaft please! and when will they make a toy that will juggle your balls properly? sheesh we can build a robot to wander mars and take pictures of all the naked aliens there, but we cant build a male sex toy that can play with the balls correctly?

There have been plenty made. No one wants to be the test subject in case they got it wrong. Ouch!

 

[SeductiveGeek]

I could definitely see this thing being used as a torture device in a Hellraiser movie. LOL

 

[DoctorVen]

That video was amazing. The lube part! :lol:

Ok, I know you men love tip play, but wouldn't you want something that takes care of the shaft too?

shaft please! and when will they make a toy that will juggle your balls properly? sheesh we can build a robot to wander mars and take pictures of all the naked aliens there, but we cant build a male sex toy that can play with the balls correctly?

There have been plenty made. No one wants to be the test subject in case they got it wrong. Ouch!

This reminds me of that episode of Big Bang Theory where Howard builds that robot hand .....

 

[NikkiBlossom]

Has anybody seen this??? Amaze-balls!

 

[Rebecca Buck]

Has anybody seen this??? Amaze-balls!

I don't even have a penis and I want one! Maybe Rooster will get a surprise one of these days...

Also, can I point out that it's interesting to see a sex toy aimed at men have a male voiceover? Does that make guys more likely to try it if it's being shown off with a sultry, masculine voice behind it?

 

[southsamurai]

cant speak for every dude, but im fapping to his voice right now

 

[Rose]

I Tenga toys!!! They're the only ones BJ will actually use and I can steal the eggs for covers for my Fairy or Hitachi.

 

[Anonymous]

I'm sorry but CONCEPT HOLE
I COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING WHEN THEY CALLED IT THAT

 

[reubensandwich]

These things remind me of the scene in THX1138 where the thing comes out of the ceiling in duvalls living room. Creepy.

 

[Crystal_Cat]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ok, I'm no expert on male toys, but... that thing looks horrifying..

 

[theguitarrist]

I think I'm more... traditional.
Also, I don't like the whole super-cool-design thing. Fuck, I don't even like Apple stuff.