Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[yummybrownfox]

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Oh, well thank goodness he's there to help her with it. What a relief. ?

 

[darcyduke]

Me
Tip or leave.
USER
Mmmm love it when you beg


Grrr....!

 

[CallMeMaria]

yeahno.

 

[Deleted member 70169]

Me
Tip or leave.
USER
Mmmm love it when you beg


Grrr....!

Silent ban is the best, wish I could just shut my mouth too.

 

[Smoothie]

Silent ban is the best, wish I could just shut my mouth too.

For real, that has to be very difficult. When you know the guy just wants a reaction and you should deny him, but at the same time, you want to tell him off.

 

[rockin_rod]

Models must find that translator apps sometimes take the fun out of a situation

 

[Smoothie]

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Models must find that translator apps sometimes take the fun out of a situation

Reads like IKEA instructions.

 

[rockin_rod]

Reads like IKEA instructions.

Better hope everything lines up.....

 

[Vixxen81]

geedean: hi
geedean: stop asking for tips and marry me

 

[Vixxen81]

mrfnorriss: Are you my taxes? Because I haven’t done you yet, but definitely plan on it

This is going to be a very long day.

 

[Smoothie]

mrfnorriss: Are you my taxes? Because I haven’t done you yet, but definitely plan on it

This is going to be a very long day.

Tell him he can consider you the IRS (Immune to Rehearsed Sweet-talk).

 

[NotYou]

This is a purple guy on Stripchat - I think he was just being a troll but honestly, you never know with these things
The model muted him


2:28 AM
Briangggv
Can you stick a big dill pickle in your asshole then do 10 jumping jacks while singing Rick and morty Rick Rick and morty?

2:29 AM
Briangggv
can you dump a pot of spaghetti with marinara sauce on the floor then roll around naked in the spaghetti on the floor while squeeling like a pig?

2:30 AM
Briangggv
can you dump a gallon of 2 percent white milk over your head then recite the pledge of allegiance naked?

 

[rockin_rod]

Can you stick a big dill pickle in your asshole then do 10 jumping jacks while singing Rick and morty Rick Rick and morty?

can you dump a pot of spaghetti with marinara sauce on the floor then roll around naked in the spaghetti on the floor while squeeling like a pig?

can you dump a gallon of 2 percent white milk over your head then recite the pledge of allegiance naked?

 

[CallMeMaria]

This is a purple guy on Stripchat - I think he was just being a troll but honestly, you never know with these things
The model muted him


2:28 AM
Briangggv
Can you stick a big dill pickle in your asshole then do 10 jumping jacks while singing Rick and morty Rick Rick and morty?

2:29 AM
Briangggv
can you dump a pot of spaghetti with marinara sauce on the floor then roll around naked in the spaghetti on the floor while squeeling like a pig?

2:30 AM
Briangggv
can you dump a gallon of 2 percent white milk over your head then recite the pledge of allegiance naked?

These people make me think that they know about this thread and are desperate to make an appearance!

 

[yummybrownfox]

These people make me think that they know about this thread and are desperate to make an appearance!

I wouldn’t be surprised if some of them are guys hanging out with their loser friend(s), and are having a good laugh about the dumb shit they can get models to do if they tip for it.

(Singing to the tune of the Klondike bar song) What would you do-oo-oo…fooorrr ten tokens?

 

[Ozzie_]

I wouldn’t be surprised if some of them are guys hanging out with their loser friend(s), and are having a good laugh about the dumb shit they can get models to do if they tip for it.

Sadly, yes I agree.

As no model needs to be told (But I am a master of stating the obvious ), some guys are dicks.

 

[misterical]

In my friend's room last night. Only 2 people there. Me and another regular guy who I have a great relationship with. The 3 of us having a great chat.

Enter "new guy" from stage left.

She addresses new guy (who is lurking) and asks him why he is so quiet. I decide to help by saying hello to the new guy.

New guy: "Who the fuck is this fucking guy?"

Model puts him right as to his place in the hierarchy.

New guy: "These fucking guys are real boner killers"

New guy leaves

I think you can tell a lot about how a member will treat a model by the way he reacts to other guys in her room.

 

[CallMeMaria]

Hit the road Jack, and dont you come back no more, no more, no more.....

 

[darcyduke]

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Hit the road Jack, and dont you come back no more, no more, no more.....

What a lovely man. Doubt he has a wife either.

 

[darcyduke]

USER
Mmmm nice fuckbags babe

...charming!

 

[HermesPonyo]

USER
Mmmm nice fuckbags babe

...charming!

English is not my native language, so I always have difficulties to understand some slang...
But seriously, how does he think it could be a good way to start a conversation ?

 

[darcyduke]

English is not my native language, so I always have difficulties to understand some slang...
But seriously, how does he think it could be a good way to start a conversation ?

I think he is going for the shock factor, like alot of these guys...

 

[HermesPonyo]

I think he is going for the shock factor, like alot of these guys...

I'm sorry for you as this kind of guys aren't the most generous (in tips or in bed ).
Models deserve respect...

Send all of you positive vibes !

 

[Highlander884]

Just happened.
Girls go into pvt guy in public keeps tipping for c2c and asking them things.
I point out to him that they're in pvt and can't see what he's writing.
The response:

"I'm drunk, give me some slack"

 

[Vixxen81]

resen2019: Got my woman to squirt last night. First time I've been successful

Congrats on making her piss herself? He came in and said that without any prompting, tipping or prior engagement.

 

[Vixxen81]

Just happened.
Girls go into pvt guy in public keeps tipping for c2c and asking them things.
I point out to him that they're in pvt and can't see what he's writing.
The response:

"I'm drunk, give me some slack"

FREE TOKENS muhahahahahahaha

 

[yummybrownfox]

Laughresen2019: Got my woman to squirt last night. First time I've been successful

Congrats on making her piss herself? He came in and said that without any prompting, tipping or prior engagement.

Vixxen, DO NOT have me choke from laughing so hard while sitting inside this Dunkin’. ?

 

[HermesPonyo]

resen2019: Got my woman to squirt last night. First time I've been successful

Congrats on making her piss herself? He came in and said that without any prompting, tipping or prior engagement.

 

[Omne35]

What a lovely man. Doubt he has a wife either.

Much less a 13" dick.

 

[Vixxen81]

"id say based on music tastes and that comment about your age 54 but you look 47 lol"

I should legally be allowed to kill this guy and have no court convict me. I'm 42 you fucking idiot.