Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[LilyLaughing]

This week I giggled at, "No WAY you are 49? You look 44 max!"

Genuine question: should I have said thank you rather than laugh hard enough to fall off my chair and ask how old the chatter is? Laughing and taunting worked out but it gave me a real *blink - huh?* type face at first.

 

[Vixxen81]

This week I giggled at, "No WAY you are 49? You look 44 max!"

Genuine question: should I have said thank you rather than laugh hard enough to fall off my chair and ask how old the chatter is? Laughing and taunting worked out but it gave me a real *blink - huh?* type face at first.

I suppose it's better than "you look good for your age." Thanks, asshole. I would have had the same reaction honestly. (Early 40s here.)

 

[LilyLaughing]

I suppose it's better than "you look good for your age." Thanks, asshole. I would have had the same reaction honestly. (Early 40s here.)

You know that chatter was 22. So much for his summer job as sideshow age guesser!

 

[CallMeMaria]

 

[Wuggie]

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Okay THAT'S a new one!! I have once had someone ask me to pretend to have a stomach ache.. but not like this!

 

[LilyLaughing]

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This person needs to play Goat Simulator and leave cam models alone.

 

[Slapstick]

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I'm never one to kink shame, but that literally made me LOL.

This person needs to play Goat Simulator and leave cam models alone.

I thought you were joking... but nope: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/goat-simulator/id868692227

Must. Not. Download. To. See. WTF...

 

[LilyLaughing]

I'm never one to kink shame, but that literally made me LOL.


I thought you were joking... but nope: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/goat-simulator/id868692227

Must. Not. Download. To. See. WTF...

I paid $25 for the full package 3 years ago and it was WORTH IT. The story behind its creation (coding camp/creative newbie) is very inspiring too. Parodies are on point. Really the best download on my ipad other than Procreate.

 

[Highlander884]

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I'm sorry but I really did laugh out loud.

 

[ElGato]

I'm never one to kink shame, but that literally made me LOL.

WT absolute F happens in your formative years that you develop a sheep head-butting fetish ?

 

[NotYou]

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You/he won the "WTF of 2024" award so far.

 

[Chimera]

I'm never one to kink shame, but that literally made me LOL.


I thought you were joking... but nope: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/goat-simulator/id868692227

Must. Not. Download. To. See. WTF...

It's famous for it's glitching, like getting stuck in a wall. Goat Simulator 3 is its sequel (there is no Goat Simulator 2).

 

[NotYou]

I clicked the link and read the description AND disclaimer for Goat Simulator

 

[RainForest]

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Pretty certain the customer was trying to "pull the wool over your eyes". The AI of this idiom says it best lol.

 

[misterical]

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That's up there with the guy I once saw ask a model to eat a banana.

You're thinking, "that's pretty predictable so far", aren't you?

Except he wanted her to do a little voice for the banana, begging her not to eat him and how he'd be scared in the "darkness inside her tummy".

When you spend your leisure time in places frequented by individuals who are turned on by fruit begging for it's life, it does make you reconsider your life choices.

 

[NotYou]

When you spend your leisure time in places frequented by individuals who are turned on by fruit begging for it's life, it does make you reconsider your life choices.

No, but it sure does make me realise I am not as weird as I thought I was

 

[SuperPookie]

That's up there with the guy I once saw ask a model to eat a banana.

You're thinking, "that's pretty predictable so far", aren't you?

Except he wanted her to do a little voice for the banana, begging her not to eat him and how he'd be scared in the "darkness inside her tummy".

When you spend your leisure time in places frequented by individuals who are turned on by fruit begging for it's life, it does make you reconsider your life choices.

This is Vore fetish & I have done a lot of custom videos on it though none specifically with a banana .

 

[NotYou]

The lead-up to the last message...
She then proceeded to tell him if he didn't like something he could leave at any time.



10:58 AM
rony_1009
Change the song because this song for god

10:59 AM
[ MODEL ]
@rony_1009 why change?)

10:59 AM
rony_1009
this song for god Indian god mahakal

11:01 AM
rony_1009
so please change the song I requested to you

10:59 AM
[ MODEL ]
@rony_1009 why change?

11:01 AM
[ MODEL ]
@rony_1009 yes, I love Shiva and revere Him)

11:01 AM
[ MODEL ]
@rony_1009 you can order your song)

11:02 AM
rony_1009
I don’t want any song but you are here for sexual work and you play god song so change

 

[BrookeRidess]

This person needs to play Goat Simulator and leave cam models alone.

What the heck I'd goat simulator or should I not ask lol

 

[LilyLaughing]

What the heck I'd goat simulator or should I not ask lol

It's just a very silly video game where you are goat and you head butt things a lot.

 

[Ozzie_]

It's just a very silly video game where you are goat and you head butt things a lot.

Sounds like my average day in retail when dealing with some customers, and some co-workers.

 

[Wuggie]

 

[Ozzie_]

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Well.. it is not just the same old boring questions is it?

Obviously I am not a model but the last few "weird" ones in this thread I kind of think are rather fun and would make me laugh a lot and break any monotony that might be setting in if anyone asked them of me.

 

[MarieElise]

Obviously I am not a model but the last few "weird" ones in this thread I kind of think are rather fun and would make me laugh a lot and break any monotony that might be setting in if anyone asked them of me.

Depends on the night. On a quiet night sure... on a busy night irritating.
eta; Not sure if all models find that shit irritating on busy nights, and fun on quiet nights, but I certainly do.

 

[Ozzie_]

Depends on the night. On a quiet night sure... on a busy night irritating.

Oh of course. In life there are very few hard and fast "rules"

 

[Wuggie]

Well.. it is not just the same old boring questions is it?

Obviously I am not a model but the last few "weird" ones in this thread I kind of think are rather fun and would make me laugh a lot and break any monotony that might be setting in if anyone asked them of me.

hehe I also like posting the funny questions, it's a funny question for sure, BUT it's also kind of fucked up xD I had always seen pokemons as some kind of animals

 

[Vixxen81]

hehe I also like posting the funny questions, it's a funny question for sure, BUT it's also kind of fucked up xD I had always seen pokemons as some kind of animals

There are so many dudes jacking it to animation stuff that it seriously makes me wonder about the future of people.

 

[Highlander884]

Guys with leg fetishes sure do like that pokemon girl in the hotpants.
I mean a real life friend of mine isn't into cosplay or pokemon and yet if he sees a lady dressed like her......

 

[Wuggie]

There are so many dudes jacking it to animation stuff that it seriously makes me wonder about the future of people.

Truuuuue! but I have that feeling with much more stuff than just people jacking off to animation shit



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Guys with leg fetishes sure do like that pokemon girl in the hotpants.
I mean a real life friend of mine isn't into cosplay or pokemon and yet if he sees a lady dressed like her......

I don't even know what character this is! granted I haven't watched pokemon since it was only 151 pokemons.. BUT, I can't for the life of me think of anyone in hotpants!

 

[Vixxen81]

Truuuuue! but I have that feeling with much more stuff than just people jacking off to animation shit

Also true. I won't get into it but I've watched every minute of the "hush money" trial for youknowwho and man the derangement is intense.