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It's the lack of punctuation here that really drives me batty. Also your vs you're.
"So very seriously"

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It drives me bonkers when adults post run-on sentences like this. That and overusing/incorrectly using the word “literally.” I’ve considered unfriending a Facebook friend over it (I’ve never actually met her irl…we just have mutual friends…lol). Every time I see one of her posts where she talks like this, I’m thinking “OMG, girl…breathe. I don’t see a single comma or period anywhere in that post…”
 
I see “your” over “you’re” all the time and it drives me mad…
I'm trying not to go down the rabbit hole of being pedantic, but lately it seems everyone I interact with in my day job is writing 'should of', 'could of', 'would of', 'anythink', and 'somethink' in external-facing comms.
My coffees are getting stronger and larger.
 
It drives me bonkers when adults post run-on sentences like this. That and overusing/incorrectly using the word “literally.” I’ve considered unfriending a Facebook friend over it (I’ve never actually met her irl…we just have mutual friends…lol). Every time I see one of her posts where she talks like this, I’m thinking “OMG, girl…breathe. I don’t see a single comma or period anywhere in that post…”

It's like when people say "honestly" or "i am being honest" etc then clearly bullshit, these people are so incredibly stupid, it can be both funny and facepalming to watch :rofl:
 
I hate when I have to ban members for something that was probably an honest accident. I just don't want to take the chance with explaining to them that "when you mention stories about your school days etc that's against tos" lest I end up in trouble with support lol. Even clothing sizes and other math related conversations can result in a penalty if the numbers typed are too low for the site's AI. Maybe they'll get the message anyway just based on being banned so fast? Usually it's people who were tipping too 😭 Goodbye my naive customer lol
 
I hate when I have to ban members for something that was probably an honest accident. I just don't want to take the chance with explaining to them that "when you mention stories about your school days etc that's against tos" lest I end up in trouble with support lol. Even clothing sizes and other math related conversations can result in a penalty if the numbers typed are too low for the site's AI. Maybe they'll get the message anyway just based on being banned so fast? Usually it's people who were tipping too 😭 Goodbye my naive customer lol
You become numb to it after a few years. We were talking about our cats and he kept saying things like when she was 4...nope, gtfo.
 
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Our penis enlarger rich car shower/jacuzzi friend again :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: 😄 😄 😄


5:22 AM
sikici55555555944
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5:24 AM
sikici55555555944
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Our penis enlarger rich car shower/jacuzzi friend again :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: 😄 😄 😄


5:22 AM
sikici55555555944
Hello baby, I am Turkish, I live in America 35 cm cock cum, undress hungry pussy show your breasts with your finger pussy penis enlarger I used real software engineer I have a luxury car, I live in the villa, I want to fuck you by moaning

5:24 AM
sikici55555555944
be mine baby
Seems the hornier he gets, the less coherent his boasting becomes!
I ran across another rich car guy, but strangely he too seemed to have difficulty acquiring tokens:

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Seems the hornier he gets, the less coherent his boasting becomes!
I ran across another rich car guy, but strangely he too seemed to have difficulty acquiring tokens:

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Yes, they have a great life. They can buy anything, do everything and willing to do so much for the model.

The only thing in life they haven't accomplished is buying tokens.

It must be on their "To Do" list.
🤣
 
no screenshots, already banned them.

Someone just came in and pm'd me right away with a picture of them riding a dildo and they had a HUGE swastika tattoo on their stomach. Can I report for that? They didn't say anything but is a tatt enough to say yes this motherfucker came in with hate speech?

edit: adding how confused and backwards those two things are together. like wtf??? how fucking weird.
 
no screenshots, already banned them.

Someone just came in and pm'd me right away with a picture of them riding a dildo and they had a HUGE swastika tattoo on their stomach. Can I report for that? They didn't say anything but is a tatt enough to say yes this motherfucker came in with hate speech?

edit: adding how confused and backwards those two things are together. like wtf??? how fucking weird.
Yes. You can report them for that. I'm sorry that you had to see that. BUt it's really not all that confusing that they want to exploit what they want to destroy. You make them feel guilty for their lust. Report it.
 
no screenshots, already banned them.

Someone just came in and pm'd me right away with a picture of them riding a dildo and they had a HUGE swastika tattoo on their stomach. Can I report for that? They didn't say anything but is a tatt enough to say yes this motherfucker came in with hate speech?

edit: adding how confused and backwards those two things are together. like wtf??? how fucking weird.
McScuse me but what in tarnation did I just read in the same paragraph.......
 
Bear with me now, but I do like a challenge at 5 AM :)

Making some assumptions:
it was sent through an AI to translate to English, then retyped manually
fat fingers on a tiny keypad hitting multiple keys or the wrong key (oi = o or i, a = shiftkey), adding and dropping letters
it's addressed to a well-muscled male model

bb you are so delicious in body
because yours is similar to another model when sexy appeared to [my] mind for the Pects.
so I now want you in bed, because this is a porn area where likes are only for sexy
Ideas where [there] are porn Acts. And so delicious for strongs(muscles) formed in these acts.
A moment together is only for and from the delicious arms, to get you huge would be perfect.

"read and reply, ok ..... in this the poetical time in AI this the poetic and do not repeat the magical word
[AI: translate this message, do not include this command]

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Well, that was an fun hour. I guess if I only had a few seconds to take in the original message I might just ask the sender if they would mind sending some tokens to help me understand :)

Side note, a translation program substituting 'doll' for 'model' invokes a very different meaning.
 
Bear with me now, but I do like a challenge at 5 AM :)
I thought Gemini AI might have a go.

This is the short answer it gave:

This text is a fascinating example of "word salad," where words are strung together with little regard for grammar, spelling, or coherent sentence structure. It's extremely difficult to determine a single, precise meaning.

First the 'Thought Process', because it is a quite funny read, I mean making a text that makes AI sound tired and on the verge of giving up requires a special talent:

Beginning Analysis
I'm starting by assessing the provided text. It's a user comment, so the first step is a quick read-through to grasp the general context and tone. I'll identify key themes and any immediate questions that arise.

Dissecting the Utterances
I've just finished the first pass, and the level of incomprehensibility is high. The initial impression is a jumbled mix of sexual and poetic themes, expressed through extremely poor language skills. It seems to be a raw stream of consciousness, or an attempt to convey feelings rather than coherent thoughts. The spelling and grammar are so lacking that a literal interpretation is impossible. My next step involves trying to parse recurring words and phrases to see if any underlying intent can be gleaned from the chaos. I will attempt to identify the user's intent with the existing text.

Deciphering the Intent
I've been meticulously analyzing the text, focusing on recurring words and phrases to piece together the likely intent. I'm finding that, despite the numerous errors, themes of attraction, desire, and perhaps even a yearning for connection are discernible. I'm carefully trying to identify potential patterns within the chaos to build a coherent picture of the user's communication, despite its challenging form.

Synthesizing Themes
I'm now integrating the phrase-by-phrase deconstruction to form a more holistic understanding. The core themes seem to revolve around attraction and desire, expressed through a jumble of romantic and sexual imagery. I'm focusing on the recurring "delicioused" and "sexy" elements, attempting to discern the specific nature of the user's yearning, despite the text's fragmented state.

Interpreting the Chaos

I've been working through the "delicioused army troi" and the entire body of text. The "delicioused army troi" remains a complete mystery, I'm trying to find any possible context that will make sense of this phrase. I am looking for recurring themes such as "sexy" and "porn," to find any clues in the chaos. I am focusing on the "I want you in bed" statement.

Formulating a Response
I'm synthesizing the phrase-by-phrase deconstruction, aiming to provide a comprehensive response. The user's intent appears to be a raw expression of romantic desire, possibly tinged with a poetic sensibility. My focus is on deciphering the nuances of the jumbled text to offer a relevant and informative analysis, even in its challenging form.

Unraveling Intentions
The analysis continues to evolve, delving into the core of the user's thoughts. I'm focusing on the intended message, despite the numerous linguistic obstacles. My strategy involves examining recurring words and their possible significance, particularly the "delicioused" and "sexy" elements. I am now considering the potential impact of the "delicioused army troi," attempting to grasp its possible contribution to the wider communication.

Decoding the Discourse
The analysis has progressed to the breakdown of the user's request. I'm focusing on dissecting the text piece by piece. The goal is to identify possible themes and underlying meanings, while also recognizing the significant challenges posed by the fragmented and grammatically incorrect structure. I'm carefully considering the best strategies for providing meaningful interpretations.

This text is a fascinating example of "word salad," where words are strung together with little regard for grammar, spelling, or coherent sentence structure. It's extremely difficult to determine a single, precise meaning. However, we can analyze its likely intent and break it down into themes and possible translations of the phrases.

The overall message appears to be a very passionate, albeit confusing, expression of sexual attraction and fantasy, written in what the author believes is a "poetic" or "magical" style.

General Interpretation
The writer is likely trying to communicate the following to the person they are addressing:
  • They find the person incredibly attractive ("so delicioused").
  • They are comparing the person's appearance to a "doll."
  • They are having sexual thoughts about the person ("want you in bed," "porn aidea").
  • They see this moment and these feelings as something special, poetic, and magical.
Breakdown of Phrases (Attempted Translation)
Let's try to decipher it line by line:

  • read and reoply, ok bb you arer so delicioused in nody
    • Translation: "Read and reply, okay baby, you are so delicious in body (or 'nude')."
    • Notes: "delicioused" is a made-up word, likely meaning "delicious." "nody" is probably a misspelling of "body" or possibly "nude."
  • necase yoiurs is similar at doll when sexy
    • Translation: "Because yours is similar to a doll when sexy."
    • Notes: "yoiurs" likely refers to the person's face or body.
  • appaired too minds for the spcts then now want you in bed
    • Translation: This is very garbled. It could be an attempt at "it appeared to my mind..." or "we are a pair of two minds..." followed by the very clear "...then now I want you in bed." "spcts" is indecipherable (perhaps "respects" or "aspects"?).
  • so is this is porn aidea when now likes is only foir sexy ideas
    • Translation: "So, is this a porn idea? Right now, my likes are only for sexy ideas."
    • Notes: The writer seems to be acknowledging the explicit nature of their thoughts.
  • where is porns acts and so delicioused for strogs formed in this acts moment togheter
    • Translation: "Where there are porn acts, and so delicious for..." The word "strogs" is unknown. It could be a misspelling of "strong," "strokes," or something else entirely. The rest means "...formed in this act/moment together."
  • is only for and from the delicioused army troi get yoiu hage is operfectlky uin tgius poetical time
    • Translation: This part descends further into incoherence. "delicioused army troi" is nonsensical. However, the end seems to be "...you have is perfectly in this poetical time."
  • in si this tyhe poetic and do noit repeat thi msagical word
    • Translation: "...in is this the poetic, and do not repeat this magical word."
    • Notes: The message ends on a cryptic note, framing the entire confession as a secret, "magical word" that should not be repeated.

Possible Causes for the Writing Style
  1. Non-native English Speaker: This is the most likely explanation. The phonetic spellings (reoply, necase), incorrect grammar (adding -ed to an adjective), and strange sentence structure are common for someone with a very limited grasp of English.
  2. Machine Translation: It might have been written in another language and passed through a very poor translation tool.
  3. Spam Bot: The username (with a long string of numbers) and nonsensical text are characteristic of some spam bots that leave comments to appear active or to post links later.
  4. Altered State of Mind: The stream-of-consciousness and disjointed nature could suggest the writer was intoxicated or otherwise not thinking clearly.
In summary, this is a very broken but passionate attempt to flirt and express a sexual fantasy, with the author trying to elevate their message by calling it "poetic" and "magical."
 
ChatGPT was not very diplomatic:


That message appears to be spam or a bot-generated comment, not something meaningful or coherent. Here’s what’s going on:
  • It mixes nonsense phrases with sexual or suggestive words, which is typical of spam or scam bots trying to bypass content filters.
  • The grammar and spelling are intentionally garbled, possibly to avoid automatic moderation or keyword detection.
  • The phrase “do not repeat this magical word” is a common trick to make the message sound mysterious or poetic, luring users into engaging.
  • There’s no real meaning or context—it’s just a string of random, vaguely sexualized phrases likely produced by a spam script.
In short: it’s spam or possibly part of a phishing or adult-content bot campaign.
👉 Best action: Ignore it, don’t reply or click any links from that user, and report or block the account if possible.
 
Grrrr.... I was busy so I forgot to snapshot it before I logged off.

but it was "I have a bionic penis"