Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[bamdicted]

Bear with me now, but I do like a challenge at 5 AM

I thought Gemini AI might have a go.

This is the short answer it gave:

This text is a fascinating example of "word salad," where words are strung together with little regard for grammar, spelling, or coherent sentence structure. It's extremely difficult to determine a single, precise meaning.

First the 'Thought Process', because it is a quite funny read, I mean making a text that makes AI sound tired and on the verge of giving up requires a special talent:

Spoiler: Geminis thoughtprocess

Beginning Analysis
I'm starting by assessing the provided text. It's a user comment, so the first step is a quick read-through to grasp the general context and tone. I'll identify key themes and any immediate questions that arise.

Dissecting the Utterances
I've just finished the first pass, and the level of incomprehensibility is high. The initial impression is a jumbled mix of sexual and poetic themes, expressed through extremely poor language skills. It seems to be a raw stream of consciousness, or an attempt to convey feelings rather than coherent thoughts. The spelling and grammar are so lacking that a literal interpretation is impossible. My next step involves trying to parse recurring words and phrases to see if any underlying intent can be gleaned from the chaos. I will attempt to identify the user's intent with the existing text.

Deciphering the Intent
I've been meticulously analyzing the text, focusing on recurring words and phrases to piece together the likely intent. I'm finding that, despite the numerous errors, themes of attraction, desire, and perhaps even a yearning for connection are discernible. I'm carefully trying to identify potential patterns within the chaos to build a coherent picture of the user's communication, despite its challenging form.

Synthesizing Themes
I'm now integrating the phrase-by-phrase deconstruction to form a more holistic understanding. The core themes seem to revolve around attraction and desire, expressed through a jumble of romantic and sexual imagery. I'm focusing on the recurring "delicioused" and "sexy" elements, attempting to discern the specific nature of the user's yearning, despite the text's fragmented state.

Interpreting the Chaos

I've been working through the "delicioused army troi" and the entire body of text. The "delicioused army troi" remains a complete mystery, I'm trying to find any possible context that will make sense of this phrase. I am looking for recurring themes such as "sexy" and "porn," to find any clues in the chaos. I am focusing on the "I want you in bed" statement.

Formulating a Response
I'm synthesizing the phrase-by-phrase deconstruction, aiming to provide a comprehensive response. The user's intent appears to be a raw expression of romantic desire, possibly tinged with a poetic sensibility. My focus is on deciphering the nuances of the jumbled text to offer a relevant and informative analysis, even in its challenging form.

Unraveling Intentions
The analysis continues to evolve, delving into the core of the user's thoughts. I'm focusing on the intended message, despite the numerous linguistic obstacles. My strategy involves examining recurring words and their possible significance, particularly the "delicioused" and "sexy" elements. I am now considering the potential impact of the "delicioused army troi," attempting to grasp its possible contribution to the wider communication.

Decoding the Discourse
The analysis has progressed to the breakdown of the user's request. I'm focusing on dissecting the text piece by piece. The goal is to identify possible themes and underlying meanings, while also recognizing the significant challenges posed by the fragmented and grammatically incorrect structure. I'm carefully considering the best strategies for providing meaningful interpretations.

Spoiler: Geminis Analysis

This text is a fascinating example of "word salad," where words are strung together with little regard for grammar, spelling, or coherent sentence structure. It's extremely difficult to determine a single, precise meaning. However, we can analyze its likely intent and break it down into themes and possible translations of the phrases.

The overall message appears to be a very passionate, albeit confusing, expression of sexual attraction and fantasy, written in what the author believes is a "poetic" or "magical" style.

General Interpretation
The writer is likely trying to communicate the following to the person they are addressing:

• They find the person incredibly attractive ("so delicioused").
• They are comparing the person's appearance to a "doll."
• They are having sexual thoughts about the person ("want you in bed," "porn aidea").
• They see this moment and these feelings as something special, poetic, and magical.

Breakdown of Phrases (Attempted Translation)
Let's try to decipher it line by line:

• read and reoply, ok bb you arer so delicioused in nody
  • Translation: "Read and reply, okay baby, you are so delicious in body (or 'nude')."
  • Notes: "delicioused" is a made-up word, likely meaning "delicious." "nody" is probably a misspelling of "body" or possibly "nude."
    
• necase yoiurs is similar at doll when sexy
  • Translation: "Because yours is similar to a doll when sexy."
  • Notes: "yoiurs" likely refers to the person's face or body.
    
• appaired too minds for the spcts then now want you in bed
  • Translation: This is very garbled. It could be an attempt at "it appeared to my mind..." or "we are a pair of two minds..." followed by the very clear "...then now I want you in bed." "spcts" is indecipherable (perhaps "respects" or "aspects"?).
    
• so is this is porn aidea when now likes is only foir sexy ideas
  • Translation: "So, is this a porn idea? Right now, my likes are only for sexy ideas."
  • Notes: The writer seems to be acknowledging the explicit nature of their thoughts.
    
• where is porns acts and so delicioused for strogs formed in this acts moment togheter
  • Translation: "Where there are porn acts, and so delicious for..." The word "strogs" is unknown. It could be a misspelling of "strong," "strokes," or something else entirely. The rest means "...formed in this act/moment together."
    
• is only for and from the delicioused army troi get yoiu hage is operfectlky uin tgius poetical time
  • Translation: This part descends further into incoherence. "delicioused army troi" is nonsensical. However, the end seems to be "...you have is perfectly in this poetical time."
    
• in si this tyhe poetic and do noit repeat thi msagical word
  • Translation: "...in is this the poetic, and do not repeat this magical word."
  • Notes: The message ends on a cryptic note, framing the entire confession as a secret, "magical word" that should not be repeated.

Possible Causes for the Writing Style

1. Non-native English Speaker: This is the most likely explanation. The phonetic spellings (reoply, necase), incorrect grammar (adding -ed to an adjective), and strange sentence structure are common for someone with a very limited grasp of English.
2. Machine Translation: It might have been written in another language and passed through a very poor translation tool.
3. Spam Bot: The username (with a long string of numbers) and nonsensical text are characteristic of some spam bots that leave comments to appear active or to post links later.
4. Altered State of Mind: The stream-of-consciousness and disjointed nature could suggest the writer was intoxicated or otherwise not thinking clearly.

In summary, this is a very broken but passionate attempt to flirt and express a sexual fantasy, with the author trying to elevate their message by calling it "poetic" and "magical."

 

[bamdicted]

ChatGPT was not very diplomatic:


That message appears to be spam or a bot-generated comment, not something meaningful or coherent. Here’s what’s going on:

• It mixes nonsense phrases with sexual or suggestive words, which is typical of spam or scam bots trying to bypass content filters.
• The grammar and spelling are intentionally garbled, possibly to avoid automatic moderation or keyword detection.
• The phrase “do not repeat this magical word” is a common trick to make the message sound mysterious or poetic, luring users into engaging.
• There’s no real meaning or context—it’s just a string of random, vaguely sexualized phrases likely produced by a spam script.

In short: it’s spam or possibly part of a phishing or adult-content bot campaign.
Best action: Ignore it, don’t reply or click any links from that user, and report or block the account if possible.