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Bear with me now, but I do like a challenge at 5 AM :)
I thought Gemini AI might have a go.

This is the short answer it gave:

This text is a fascinating example of "word salad," where words are strung together with little regard for grammar, spelling, or coherent sentence structure. It's extremely difficult to determine a single, precise meaning.

First the 'Thought Process', because it is a quite funny read, I mean making a text that makes AI sound tired and on the verge of giving up requires a special talent:

Beginning Analysis
I'm starting by assessing the provided text. It's a user comment, so the first step is a quick read-through to grasp the general context and tone. I'll identify key themes and any immediate questions that arise.

Dissecting the Utterances
I've just finished the first pass, and the level of incomprehensibility is high. The initial impression is a jumbled mix of sexual and poetic themes, expressed through extremely poor language skills. It seems to be a raw stream of consciousness, or an attempt to convey feelings rather than coherent thoughts. The spelling and grammar are so lacking that a literal interpretation is impossible. My next step involves trying to parse recurring words and phrases to see if any underlying intent can be gleaned from the chaos. I will attempt to identify the user's intent with the existing text.

Deciphering the Intent
I've been meticulously analyzing the text, focusing on recurring words and phrases to piece together the likely intent. I'm finding that, despite the numerous errors, themes of attraction, desire, and perhaps even a yearning for connection are discernible. I'm carefully trying to identify potential patterns within the chaos to build a coherent picture of the user's communication, despite its challenging form.

Synthesizing Themes
I'm now integrating the phrase-by-phrase deconstruction to form a more holistic understanding. The core themes seem to revolve around attraction and desire, expressed through a jumble of romantic and sexual imagery. I'm focusing on the recurring "delicioused" and "sexy" elements, attempting to discern the specific nature of the user's yearning, despite the text's fragmented state.

Interpreting the Chaos

I've been working through the "delicioused army troi" and the entire body of text. The "delicioused army troi" remains a complete mystery, I'm trying to find any possible context that will make sense of this phrase. I am looking for recurring themes such as "sexy" and "porn," to find any clues in the chaos. I am focusing on the "I want you in bed" statement.

Formulating a Response
I'm synthesizing the phrase-by-phrase deconstruction, aiming to provide a comprehensive response. The user's intent appears to be a raw expression of romantic desire, possibly tinged with a poetic sensibility. My focus is on deciphering the nuances of the jumbled text to offer a relevant and informative analysis, even in its challenging form.

Unraveling Intentions
The analysis continues to evolve, delving into the core of the user's thoughts. I'm focusing on the intended message, despite the numerous linguistic obstacles. My strategy involves examining recurring words and their possible significance, particularly the "delicioused" and "sexy" elements. I am now considering the potential impact of the "delicioused army troi," attempting to grasp its possible contribution to the wider communication.

Decoding the Discourse
The analysis has progressed to the breakdown of the user's request. I'm focusing on dissecting the text piece by piece. The goal is to identify possible themes and underlying meanings, while also recognizing the significant challenges posed by the fragmented and grammatically incorrect structure. I'm carefully considering the best strategies for providing meaningful interpretations.

This text is a fascinating example of "word salad," where words are strung together with little regard for grammar, spelling, or coherent sentence structure. It's extremely difficult to determine a single, precise meaning. However, we can analyze its likely intent and break it down into themes and possible translations of the phrases.

The overall message appears to be a very passionate, albeit confusing, expression of sexual attraction and fantasy, written in what the author believes is a "poetic" or "magical" style.

General Interpretation
The writer is likely trying to communicate the following to the person they are addressing:
  • They find the person incredibly attractive ("so delicioused").
  • They are comparing the person's appearance to a "doll."
  • They are having sexual thoughts about the person ("want you in bed," "porn aidea").
  • They see this moment and these feelings as something special, poetic, and magical.
Breakdown of Phrases (Attempted Translation)
Let's try to decipher it line by line:

  • read and reoply, ok bb you arer so delicioused in nody
    • Translation: "Read and reply, okay baby, you are so delicious in body (or 'nude')."
    • Notes: "delicioused" is a made-up word, likely meaning "delicious." "nody" is probably a misspelling of "body" or possibly "nude."
  • necase yoiurs is similar at doll when sexy
    • Translation: "Because yours is similar to a doll when sexy."
    • Notes: "yoiurs" likely refers to the person's face or body.
  • appaired too minds for the spcts then now want you in bed
    • Translation: This is very garbled. It could be an attempt at "it appeared to my mind..." or "we are a pair of two minds..." followed by the very clear "...then now I want you in bed." "spcts" is indecipherable (perhaps "respects" or "aspects"?).
  • so is this is porn aidea when now likes is only foir sexy ideas
    • Translation: "So, is this a porn idea? Right now, my likes are only for sexy ideas."
    • Notes: The writer seems to be acknowledging the explicit nature of their thoughts.
  • where is porns acts and so delicioused for strogs formed in this acts moment togheter
    • Translation: "Where there are porn acts, and so delicious for..." The word "strogs" is unknown. It could be a misspelling of "strong," "strokes," or something else entirely. The rest means "...formed in this act/moment together."
  • is only for and from the delicioused army troi get yoiu hage is operfectlky uin tgius poetical time
    • Translation: This part descends further into incoherence. "delicioused army troi" is nonsensical. However, the end seems to be "...you have is perfectly in this poetical time."
  • in si this tyhe poetic and do noit repeat thi msagical word
    • Translation: "...in is this the poetic, and do not repeat this magical word."
    • Notes: The message ends on a cryptic note, framing the entire confession as a secret, "magical word" that should not be repeated.

Possible Causes for the Writing Style
  1. Non-native English Speaker: This is the most likely explanation. The phonetic spellings (reoply, necase), incorrect grammar (adding -ed to an adjective), and strange sentence structure are common for someone with a very limited grasp of English.
  2. Machine Translation: It might have been written in another language and passed through a very poor translation tool.
  3. Spam Bot: The username (with a long string of numbers) and nonsensical text are characteristic of some spam bots that leave comments to appear active or to post links later.
  4. Altered State of Mind: The stream-of-consciousness and disjointed nature could suggest the writer was intoxicated or otherwise not thinking clearly.
In summary, this is a very broken but passionate attempt to flirt and express a sexual fantasy, with the author trying to elevate their message by calling it "poetic" and "magical."
 
ChatGPT was not very diplomatic:


That message appears to be spam or a bot-generated comment, not something meaningful or coherent. Here’s what’s going on:
  • It mixes nonsense phrases with sexual or suggestive words, which is typical of spam or scam bots trying to bypass content filters.
  • The grammar and spelling are intentionally garbled, possibly to avoid automatic moderation or keyword detection.
  • The phrase “do not repeat this magical word” is a common trick to make the message sound mysterious or poetic, luring users into engaging.
  • There’s no real meaning or context—it’s just a string of random, vaguely sexualized phrases likely produced by a spam script.
In short: it’s spam or possibly part of a phishing or adult-content bot campaign.
👉 Best action: Ignore it, don’t reply or click any links from that user, and report or block the account if possible.
 
Grrrr.... I was busy so I forgot to snapshot it before I logged off.

but it was "I have a bionic penis"
 
Some guys are just..... dumb, it's the politest way to say it to be honest


6:43 PM
Lone_Gooner
I must be dreaming 🙏

6:44 PM
Lone_Gooner
You look hott

6:49 PM
Illusion666xo
You are under arrest and you have the right to remain silent

6:49 PM
Illusion666xo
You stole my heart

6:49 PM
Illusion666xo
Now u will be jailed forever with my dick

6:49 PM
Illusion666xo
Congratulations 👏
 
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Some guys are just..... dumb, it's the politest way to say it to be honest


6:43 PM
Lone_Gooner
I must be dreaming 🙏

6:44 PM
Lone_Gooner
You look hott

6:49 PM
Illusion666xo
You are under arrest and you have the right to remain silent

6:49 PM
Illusion666xo
You stole my heart

6:49 PM
Illusion666xo
Now u will be jailed forever with my dick

6:49 PM
Illusion666xo
Congratulations 👏
Dude sounds like he got ahold of Anne Rice's Sleeping Beauty trilogy.
 
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Why is it that whenever a viewer puts their little kisses after everything they write, they always seem to be a Brit?
(and from the model's perspective, does it seem the kisses are trying to make up for the absence of tips?)
uk xx.jpg
 
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Why is it that whenever a viewer puts their little kisses after everything they write, they always seem to be a Brit?
(and from the model's perspective, does it seem the kisses are trying to make up for the absence of tips?)
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One of my ex-girlfriends used to make me put 12 kisses on the end of every text message - if I didn’t put exactly 12 then apparently something was up 🤦🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️😅
 
One of my ex-girlfriends used to make me put 12 kisses on the end of every text message - if I didn’t put exactly 12 then apparently something was up 🤦🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️😅


12 is rather strange, and very excessive. Did she try compare it to you sending her 12 roses or something? 12 is minimum for that so it's 12 kisses minimum too :rofl: :rofl:
 
12 is rather strange, and very excessive. Did she try compare it to you sending her 12 roses or something? 12 is minimum for that so it's 12 kisses minimum too :rofl: :rofl:

😅 it started off lower but when I accidentally added more because I was just bashing the ‘x’ the amount increased next time…

One of many odd red flags with that ex!
 
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I took a private because all he wanted was a dance show and I know I'm about to start my period and my attitude is going to be very limited in accepting a lot of requests for the next 10 days or so.

Just as the private was about to end, a long time regular comes into the room, tips me 10 tokens and tells me to "Have a good night."

Stop with the jealousy shit. Just stop. It's so stupid.
 
This reminds me of a situation I heard about where a guy's girlfriend was complaining that he wasn't willing to stand up and defend her if ever necessary.
So through a gym contact, he paid a guy to come to a bar where he and the GF would be having drinks on Friday night, and fake being aggressive so he could act tough and shut the big guy down.
It all went wrong because the paid guy was late to the bar, and there was a group of drunk young guys already starting to get wild.
The BF stepped in acting all macho in front of his GF and got dropped by the first (and unexpected) punch.