I am so sick of lovense

[Southernbarbii]

It seems like every other day they’re rolling out a new item that costs $200 and every time they do, I get messages in my chat “when are you getting the new blah blah blah” well idk Bobby, maybe when you pay for it.

I legitimately hate wearing the lush and had recently bought the 3, and now they’ve come out with this new model with all the “shiny lights”. I don’t even know who designed this shit anyway, because there are no nerve endings inside the vagina, so when they tip it’s more of a nuisance than anything, and they expect me to moan with pleasure at each tip. If i don’t it’s always “is your lush connected” YES CHAD ITS CONNECTED BUT IF YOU HAD ANY INKLING ON HOW THE FEMALE ANATOMY WORKS, you’d know that it’s doing absolutely nothing for me.

Ok that’s it. Thanks for coming to my ted talk. RANT OVER

 

[Vixxen81]

I felt the same way until I got the Lush mini. It is so much more comfortable to wear. I use the Ambi when I'm on my period.

 

[AudriTwo]

I wanna meet the men who designed a lot of the toys pop quiz them on the vagina. Because im convinced the most experience some had with a vagina was being born.

I cannot get over the lipstick vibrator that was marketed to keep in purses or makeup bags. Those are pretty filthy. I personally call my purse a black trash hole.

 

[AmberCutie]

im convinced the most experience some had with a vagina was being born.

 

[Southernbarbii]

I felt the same way until I got the Lush mini. It is so much more comfortable to wear. I use the Ambi when I'm on my period.

I need to buy a mini because i literally can’t stand this thing. I can’t even do dildo play with it in because it doesn’t all fit. And then when i take it out to do what they paid for, they complain. It’s like dude. This thing is doing nothing for me anyway.

 

[Southernbarbii]

I wanna meet the men who designed a lot of the toys pop quiz them on the vagina. Because im convinced the most experience some had with a vagina was being born.

I cannot get over the lipstick vibrator that was marketed to keep in purses or makeup bags. Those are pretty filthy. I personally call my purse a black trash hole.

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Yeah that’s fucking disgusting. They should sell those with a prescription for antibiotics

 

[Vixxen81]

I need to buy a mini because i literally can’t stand this thing. I can’t even do dildo play with it in because it doesn’t all fit. And then when i take it out to do what they paid for, they complain. It’s like dude. This thing is doing nothing for me anyway.

Heh I had the opposite problem, "take it out so I can see!" Dude that whole in and out thing HURTS, no it stays in.

But the mini really solved every issue I had with the Lush and I haven't complained since.

 

[Vixxen81]

Hey @Southernbarbii

I just got an email about the Lush Anal being released. Might be even better than the mini. It's super slim and not bulbous at all.

 

[BlueEyezIrish]

It seems like every other day they’re rolling out a new item that costs $200 and every time they do, I get messages in my chat “when are you getting the new blah blah blah” well idk Bobby, maybe when you pay for it.

I legitimately hate wearing the lush and had recently bought the 3, and now they’ve come out with this new model with all the “shiny lights”. I don’t even know who designed this shit anyway, because there are no nerve endings inside the vagina, so when they tip it’s more of a nuisance than anything, and they expect me to moan with pleasure at each tip. If i don’t it’s always “is your lush connected” YES CHAD ITS CONNECTED BUT IF YOU HAD ANY INKLING ON HOW THE FEMALE ANATOMY WORKS, you’d know that it’s doing absolutely nothing for me.

Ok that’s it. Thanks for coming to my ted talk. RANT OVER

I never moan and they still tip. I never ever stick it inside me. They all still tip maybe 1 out of 2k users have asked me to put the toy inside my body and I say No thanks not gonna happen and goodbye . We don’t have to pretend that we are enjoying it. We can just say thanks for the tip. I stream on many sites same time and it just helps me know what site is rockin the vibe. Many Men know we don’t want it inside us. I train most users to not expect a reaction from every tip. The thing is constantly poppin off. If they tip to do a Full Control. I will stop tip menu activities until it is done vibrating. and acknowledge the amount someone spent and send them a thank you in a private message. I may even say time to go exclusive NOW.

 

[yummybrownfox]

Because im convinced the most experience some had with a vagina was being born.

LOL. I’ve enjoyed pissing off rude guys online by laughing at them and telling them they probably ain’t been near any since their momma gave birth to them.

 

[Vixxen81]

Lovense Lush Anal: Best Remote Control Vibrating Anal Toy for Beginners, Featuring an LED Light Tail Plug and Long Battery Life - Order Today!

Lovense Lush Anal: Beginner-friendly anal toy with 21.5 mm head, LED light tail & app-controlled vibrations. Enjoy a soft silicone body, flared base, and long battery life. Order now!

www.lovense.com

Kinda want. :/

 

[Southernbarbii]

Lovense Lush Anal: Best Remote Control Vibrating Anal Toy for Beginners, Featuring an LED Light Tail Plug and Long Battery Life - Order Today!

Lovense Lush Anal: Beginner-friendly anal toy with 21.5 mm head, LED light tail & app-controlled vibrations. Enjoy a soft silicone body, flared base, and long battery life. Order now!

www.lovense.com

Kinda want. :/

Do you have the anal one?do you like it?

 

[Vixxen81]

Do you have the anal one?do you like it?

I haven't bought it yet. But the reviews seem pretty nice.

 

[Southernbarbii]

I ordered it last night. I’ll come back with an honest review after I try it.

 

[Vixxen81]

Definitely looking forward to your insights here. I watched the video about 10 times and kept thinking "this is how the Lush should have been designed from the get go," but leave it to men to know more about an asshole than a vagina.