Differences Between Men and Women

[PlayboyMegan]

What are some general differences between men and women? I know we are all unique individuals, but just go with the majority here. Also meant to be a fun thread.

Example:
Women don't like unsolicited dick pics.
Men love unsolicited vag pics.

Women want to talk all of the problems out in great length while men just want to apologize and move on.

 

[zippypinhead]

 

[NerdyBBW]

Well Im not sure if this is 100% of men and women but it sure works for me and my man.

Men love ALL unsolicited come ons and women dont.

I mean like the most crazed looking of ladies can be checking my man out or make a cat call at him and he acts like he is a sex god after that. I know im not that way.

 

[HarmlessSquirrel]

Okay, I'll take a stab at this.

Men communicate primarily through direct conversation.

Women, well, I'll be honest; I'm not sure what it is women do, but it sure seems to be different. It seems to me that women do a lot of their communicating through exprssions of emotion and social cues. Men are not very good at picking up on these things, which leads to misunderstandings.


Men tend to verbally "spar" with their friends, by which I mean they'll teasingly insult them or generally give them crap. This is usually understood to be "just in fun" even if it actually does sting a bit.

I don't think women do this, or if they do, it must be in some other way.

An unfortunate side-effect of this is that when a man and a woman are friends, and the guy tries to treat the woman "just like one of the guys," the man will sometimes, out of habit, try to spar with the woman, who does not know that this is meant to be friendly kidding around and feels genuinely hurt. I've had it happen a few times, and it makes me feel really guilty.

 

[PlayboyMegan]

Men often can't tell when women are wearing make-up or not (if it's subtle) while women can spot a another woman wearing mascara a mile away.
I always think it's so funny when guys are like, "you look so beautiful without make-up today!" Thanks, except I'm wearing a full face of foundation, concealer, mascara, and lip gloss. :thumbleft:

 

[SaffronBurke]

*checks for penis*
*can't find it*
*wonders why she does 90% of the dude things despite growing up solely surrounded by other females*


And now to contribute!

These might have just been my husband and me, but:

Men can't find things. Seriously. If my husband's balls hadn't been attached, I would've had to hunt them down every time we fucked. He was hopeless to help someone find their lost stuff. I, however, am great at finding things, especially other people's. I always know which pocket or piece of furniture to check. I will be in someone's house for the first time, they can't find something, I'll randomly name a place, boom, there it is.

Another thing that I noticed my husband and other men doing was walking out of a room while talking to you, then getting annoyed when you ask them to come back to where you are so that you'll hear them. Women tend to be more likely to stay in the room until the conversation is finished.

 

[PlayboyMegan]

Mens clothes VS. women's clothes

Women can buy a dress from Walmart for $10 and make it look super hot/expensive. But mens clothes you can totally tell when they're cheap.

 

[PlayboyMegan]

Men seem to think their dick is the cure to everything/best thing on Earth.
"Oh, you're sick with the flu? This dick will make you feel better!"
"How's that movie popcorn? Bet it would taste better with my jizz on it!"
"You're probably depressed because you haven't been fucked in a while."

So I started thinking, what if women said the same shit?
"Oh you were fired from your job today? Here's some tits to make you feel better."
"How's that icecream? Probably tastes better with my pussy juice on it."

Then I realized most men would probably like that and when they do it to us, it's just because they're projecting their own fantasies.

 

[Bocefish]

"Oh you were fired from your job today? Here's some tits to make you feel better."

Now you're catching on... :mrgreen:

 

[HarmlessSquirrel]

Men seem to think their dick is the cure to everything/best thing on Earth.
"Oh, you're sick with the flu? This dick will make you feel better!"
"How's that movie popcorn? Bet it would taste better with my jizz on it!"
"You're probably depressed because you haven't been fucked in a while."

So I started thinking, what if women said the same shit?
"Oh you were fired from your job today? Here's some tits to make you feel better."
"How's that icecream? Probably tastes better with my pussy juice on it."

Then I realized most men would probably like that and when they do it to us, it's just because they're projecting their own fantasies.

The men you're talking about here are what I like to call "morons." Seriously, I would never say that shit in a million years, and I can't picture any of my male friends doing so either. But yes, the bobs would make me feel better.

 

[PlayboyMegan]

Men seem to think their dick is the cure to everything/best thing on Earth.
"Oh, you're sick with the flu? This dick will make you feel better!"
"How's that movie popcorn? Bet it would taste better with my jizz on it!"
"You're probably depressed because you haven't been fucked in a while."

So I started thinking, what if women said the same shit?
"Oh you were fired from your job today? Here's some tits to make you feel better."
"How's that icecream? Probably tastes better with my pussy juice on it."

Then I realized most men would probably like that and when they do it to us, it's just because they're projecting their own fantasies.

The men you're talking about here are what I like to call "morons." Seriously, I would never say that shit in a million years, and I can't picture any of my male friends doing so either. But yes, the bobs would make me feel better.

Haha yea being a sex worker has tainted my view of men quite a bit. Probably doesn't happen AS often to women working vanilla jobs... Unless they use Tinder.

 

[Bocefish]

Men seem to think their dick is the cure to everything/best thing on Earth.
"Oh, you're sick with the flu? This dick will make you feel better!"
"How's that movie popcorn? Bet it would taste better with my jizz on it!"
"You're probably depressed because you haven't been fucked in a while."

So I started thinking, what if women said the same shit?
"Oh you were fired from your job today? Here's some tits to make you feel better."
"How's that icecream? Probably tastes better with my pussy juice on it."

Then I realized most men would probably like that and when they do it to us, it's just because they're projecting their own fantasies.

The men you're talking about here are what I like to call "morons." Seriously, I would never say that shit in a million years, and I can't picture any of my male friends doing so either. But yes, the bobs would make me feel better.

Haha yea being a sex worker has tainted my view of men quite a bit. Probably doesn't happen AS often to women working vanilla jobs... Unless they use Tinder.

Newsflash... most guys are total horn dogs, duh, :lol: especially during certain years and I'll admit offering a protein snack or a good fucking to help alleviate certain symptoms on rare occasions... always in a light hearted, joking manner, of course.

 

[RedHerby]

.... Haha yea being a sex worker has tainted my view of men quite a bit. Probably doesn't happen AS often to women working vanilla jobs... Unless they use Tinder.

As sidenote, is Tinder hurting the sex industry? With some effort (which is fun in itself) you can find it now for free with Tinder.

 

[PlayboyMegan]

.... Haha yea being a sex worker has tainted my view of men quite a bit. Probably doesn't happen AS often to women working vanilla jobs... Unless they use Tinder.

As sidenote, is Tinder hurting the sex industry? With some effort (which is fun in itself) you can find it now for free with Tinder.

Probably not. Some guys hire escorts to avoid drama, no strings attached deal. Where as Tinder has most women looking to date rather than JUST have sex.

 

[hapa74]

Mens clothes VS. women's clothes

Women can buy a dress from Walmart for $10 and make it look super hot/expensive. But mens clothes you can totally tell when they're cheap.

Awww man, I thought I rocked my Target-wear. :lol:

 

[Bocefish]

Mens clothes VS. women's clothes

Women can buy a dress from Walmart for $10 and make it look super hot/expensive. But mens clothes you can totally tell when they're cheap.

I totally agree... not much compares to Carhartts.

 

[Kunra9]

Men get along with other men great.

Women hate women.

Sure, guys will fight eachother over a woman. Happens all the time. But guys don't tend to hold grudges against other guys. I have witnessed at least 10 times in my life, two dudes fight it out over a girl, and then buy each other drinks before the end of the night.

When women fight over a man, they are enemies for life. Even if that guy is done with both of them, moved on and is happily married with kids to someone completely different, those two girls still hate eachother. Women also hate the ex-girlfriends of their current man. I have female friends that hate women they have never actually met, just because of their past relationship to their current mate.

This Chris Rock bit applies to the situation:

 

[KudosKids]

Women: can give birth
Men: can only try to start the process of making a child

Women:Become obsessed with pinterest
Men:Become obsessed with cam models/porn

Women: In relationships They KNOW when something is wrong and will go extreme measures to find out the problem
Men: In relationships we are typically stupid, and never realize there is a problem.

Women: Tend to be more catty with other women they have problems with
Men: We fist fight each other and then shake hands.

 

[VeronicaChaos]

Men tend to verbally "spar" with their friends, by which I mean they'll teasingly insult them or generally give them crap. This is usually understood to be "just in fun" even if it actually does sting a bit.

I don't think women do this, or if they do, it must be in some other way.

Women definitely do this. I've noticed this is more of a cultural difference than a gender one. My friends from the East Coast are mostly rather crass and won't hesitate to give some friendly shit. People from the West Coast are generally more PC and offended by that.

I love people from the East Coast. Most of my friends are and I love the way we can show each other love by insulting lovingly. I've always seen it as first noticing (being observant is a sign of interest in another human), addressing it (bringing it up at all) and accepting you despite that (doing it lovingly). I'd much rather my friends call me out on my goofy habits and like me regardless as opposed to us all pretending we're perfect. :lol: Seems more real.

On the subject, I don't really think there are many differences between men and women besides biologically. Pretty much everything mentioned here is just a personality trait.

When women fight over a man, they are enemies for life. Even if that guy is done with both of them, moved on and is happily married with kids to someone completely different, those two girls still hate eachother. Women also hate the ex-girlfriends of their current man. I have female friends that hate women they have never actually met, just because of their past relationship to their current mate.

This is entirely the opposite in my experience. I've bonded with almost every ex's other girlfriends in pretty significant ways. One of my good friends is my first boyfriend's girlfriend after me. Neither of us speak to him anymore but we still get along great.

I've worked with ex boyfriends' ex and current girlfriends in a variety of artistic formats. Usually the guys I date have a type and I love all the other people they date as well. I've met goths and clowns and artists and physicists and these are some of the people I consider family. And they've been eager to befriend me as well. Hell, one of my best friends dated an ex of mine years ago and it was totally fine and the three of us are tight as hell.

I've only ever had one girl in this scenario actively dislike me. But at least half of that was because I am a sex worker. But the number of girls it's been totally awesome with is way higher than the number of guys and thinking about it I just keep coming up with more and more bad-ass women who let me into their life.

I'm not going to lie, none of these observations apply to my life.

Oh, here's one: men are way cleaner than women. Most of the women I know are kind of messy and have shit strewn around everywhere, whereas most the guys I know are pretty organized and put up with the mess because boobs. :lol:

 

[JoleneBrody]

Men tend to verbally "spar" with their friends, by which I mean they'll teasingly insult them or generally give them crap. This is usually understood to be "just in fun" even if it actually does sting a bit.

I don't think women do this, or if they do, it must be in some other way.

Yeah... this basically sums up my sense of humor and how I show affection. I know lots of other women who do it too, but I agree it's probably not as common.

 

[SaffronBurke]

Men seem to think their dick is the cure to everything/best thing on Earth.
"Oh, you're sick with the flu? This dick will make you feel better!"
"How's that movie popcorn? Bet it would taste better with my jizz on it!"
"You're probably depressed because you haven't been fucked in a while."

So I started thinking, what if women said the same shit?
"Oh you were fired from your job today? Here's some tits to make you feel better."
"How's that icecream? Probably tastes better with my pussy juice on it."

Then I realized most men would probably like that and when they do it to us, it's just because they're projecting their own fantasies.

...... I actually DO offer my tits as the solution to problems. It's been proven that I have magical healing boobies. Laying your head on them stops panic attacks, migraines, sinus issues, etc. A friend was having issues with her hands going numb - putting them on my boobs stopped it. Tummy ache? Just let me put my boobs on it - all gone.

I shouldn't talk about this too much, I might wind up in a lab being researched.



I also verbally spar with my friends and lovingly insult them. They do it back. It's how we get along. It's how my sisters and I get along. Hell, some of us even physically spar for fun. My sister broke my rake handle on a friend's shin last summer - they used to constantly fight each other with it because, hey, a practice buddy!

I keep hearing that male friends act differently toward each other than female friends. Um.... Not the crew I hang out with. There is excessive flirtation and ass-grabbery regardless of gender or orientation. And cuddles while staying up till 5am talking about stuff. I love how laid-back we are.

 

[PunkInDrublic]

Women care about petty stuff like clothes and jewelery and make up while men care about super sweet stuff like tanks and war and Batman.

 

[Ambers Troll]

Men as a general rule are not allowed to acknowledge pain (injury more specifically), but when ill we are (man flu). Women can be ill anytime, but must keep going on with life, but when injured they are permitted to rest/ get medical treatment.
Makes me wish I was ill more often rather than always injured.

 

[PlayboyMegan]

Men tend to verbally "spar" with their friends, by which I mean they'll teasingly insult them or generally give them crap. This is usually understood to be "just in fun" even if it actually does sting a bit.

I don't think women do this, or if they do, it must be in some other way.

On the subject, I don't really think there are many differences between men and women besides biologically. Pretty much everything mentioned here is just a personality trait.

Psychologically, women and men are SO different.
http://m.psychologytoday.com/blog/hope- ... en-genders

We have about 100 gender differences in the brain.

 

[HarmlessSquirrel]

On the sparring thing: hmm, maybe it's just the people I know. Or maybe yous is some tough broads.

@JJ: I do see you spar with your regs all the time on Twitter. It's kind of obvious you all adore each other, so yeah that is a counter-example. Hadn't realized you did it with your women friends too.

Really, I'm sure very few of these things are 100% true for all of either gender. I've know I do a few of the "women's" things that have been mentioned. For instance, I am *not* a tidy person.

 

[PlayboyMegan]

On the sparring thing: hmm, maybe it's just the people I know. Or maybe yous is some tough broads.

@JJ: I do see you spar with your regs all the time on Twitter. It's kind of obvious you all adore each other, so yeah that is a counter-example. Hadn't realized you did it with your women friends too.

Really, I'm sure very few of these things are 100% true for all of either gender. I've know I do a few of the "women's" things that have been mentioned. For instance, I am *not* a tidy person.

Exactly. None of this is going to ring true to every single person, just a fun generalization.

 

[PlayboyMegan]

Girls tend to have "nothing to wear" with a closet full of clothes while men are content with wearing the same things over and over again with little desire for change.

Speaking of change, I think women are much more open to it. We like to dye our hair different colors, play with different make-up techniques, change our clothing style frequently. But men seem to hate when women make drastic changes to their looks.

 

[LailaBaise]

Oo I only just saw this.

Girls rule and boys drool?

 

[mynameisbob84]

Men wanna be me, women be on me... amiright?.. yeah, you guys know what's up...

 

[HarmlessSquirrel]

Girls tend to have "nothing to wear" with a closet full of clothes while men are content with wearing the same things over and over again with little desire for change.

If my clothes still fit and haven't worn out, it never even occurs to me to get new ones.

Speaking of change, I think women are much more open to it. We like to dye our hair different colors, play with different make-up techniques, change our clothing style frequently. But men seem to hate when women make drastic changes to their looks.

Well, if you agree with the often-stated idea that men are mostly visually-focused when it comes to attraction, then this kind of makes sense. If a man is there in part because he was attracted to how you looked when he first met you, then it may well be that your look then pushed all the right buttons for him. Changing those things might make get fewer of those buttons pushed. A sensible man wouldn't leave a good relationship for something superficial, but he still might feel a little disappointed. I've come to believe that there are a lot of different ways to be beautiful, but there are still certain characteristics that particularly get my attention.