Epic quotes in Amber's chat room

[VenusFaery]

What is it with rude people? Amber doesn't sing badly from what I've heard.

 

[AmberCutie]

Idiot comes in and tells Amber to leave singing to the professionals, there was a call for a banhammer, and then

FUCK YOU TO BAN ME MOTHERFUCKERS

And then Amber said it right after. Very lulzy.

I thought my "leave the insults to the professionals" was the best part of that whole scenario.

 

[NinjaMike42]

And the jackass of the day award goes to...

IS UR URETHRA VERY BIG?

 

[VenusFaery]

And the jackass of the day award goes to...

IS UR URETHRA VERY BIG?

wtf? 0.o

 

[NinjaMike42]

I think that one's meme worthy, personally.

 

[stainedecho]

What is it with rude people? Amber doesn't sing badly from what I've heard.

She sings really well, but I'm biased.

 

[Jason314]

Maybe that user was trying out to be a judge or something. He could be a really, really, really nice guy.


...
Or, maybe not, given the caps and the name-calling in expletives.

 

[AmberCutie]

One of my recent bans (last week) posted this on my profile. Lulz!!

Posted by Lews_Therin69: July 15, 2010
You are a dirty cunt that is too stupid to finish school. Those big saggy tits of yours will run to your knees and then what?????? I have fucking idiot cunts!

Evidently he has fucking idiot cunts. Sounds worse than crabs! Hope there's a cure for that.

 

[Jawbs]

 

[pyrite1965]

Funny Amber, but Jawbs made it epic

 

[AmberCutie]

Funny Amber, but Jawbs made it epic

Story of my life.

 

[Jawbs]

Whoring all my life.

FTFY!

 

[Mikeythegeek]

Whoring all my life.

FTFY!

SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH, JAWBS!

 

[burnside986]

Whoring all my life.

FTFY!

Jerbs, dump the broad and marry me.

 

[galactic6]

OrangeMan23: I am guessing you are an outlandishly good screw. Even talking to you makes me blow gluey bolts.

 

[Mikeythegeek]

This was sent twice in public chat, he was banned for it, and then he sent a 10 token tip with a tip comment saying the same thing

Gough: Gough will u orgasm and cum loudly and up close in private? is your cum white or clear. By the way u r very beautiful!!! xx

 

[bawksy]

Ronaldo_9: amber is a master of karate and friendship for everyone

 

[Mikeythegeek]

A spammer who was banned

alldaypussy: Im horny as hell and i need my pussy sorting anyone fancy phone sex (phone number omitted by me)

 

[NinjaMike42]

For the record, I was told I could post this. I'm not trying to be pretentious.

Mikey: bawksy, you're such a :kissass
Me: Umm, Mikey? You're the pot in this scenario

 

[Mikeythegeek]

For the record, I was told I could post this. I'm not trying to be pretentious.

Mikey: bawksy, you're such a :kissass
Me: Umm, Mikey? You're the pot in this scenario

I thought you had meant something Amber had said after that. Fucker.

 

[NinjaMike42]

lulz. Oh well. It stays now

 

[NinjaMike42]

This was apparently in an MFC mail Amber got

open bb so I can stick myKingDong69 in beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Mikeythegeek]

From Amber, in chat

boobies need tips!! they want to be happy boobies!!!!

 

[NinjaMike42]

Apparently earlier in the day Amber called her pussy a "fragile flower." Later we were talking about it again, and Flike misheard something

tinyfrog = fragile flower?

 

[timb]

"I wish I could screencap queefs" - me

 

[bawksy]

riverdude: If more married girls were like you all men would love there wife more

 

[Mikeythegeek]

Amber, before a group show

We're going to play with my favorite cock

and she held up this.

 

[NinjaMike42]

Poor Fragile Flower. Playing nth cock to a Smurf

 

[NinjaMike42]

If you force yourself upon a prostitute, is it rape or shoplifting?

 

[Mikeythegeek]

burnside986: galac is doing something awful to rutabagas
galactic6: I'm not doing anything TO rutabagas. It's all consensual.