Tattoos that make you go "WTF!"

[ViruSphere]

This was circulating the the interwebs the other day...

The guy lost a bet. Here's the full story - http://espn.go.com/espn/page2/index?id=7333526

 

[JoleneBrody]

I found a few wtf tats myself.

That heart is actually very beautiful work.

 

[StarrieNights]

 

[Teagan]

Really? WTF?

 

[StarrieNights]

Really? WTF?

this is all over the news.. apparently she only had money for an outline, shaved off her eyebrows, and demanded they did it. not the artist is in trouble because she was high as hell.

 

[AmazingAshlee]

Really? WTF?

this is all over the news.. apparently she only had money for an outline, shaved off her eyebrows, and demanded they did it. not the artist is in trouble because she was high as hell.

...because being high makes you want random shit tattooed on your face... rigggght. giving a bad name to miss mary jane, shame on her! :naughty: lol!

 

[LiLredhairedgrl]

Zombie Jesus Christmas Tattoo

This tattoo takes a little deciphering to fully understand its meaning. As far as this author can tell, this is a depiction of Jesus as a zombie (he did, in a way, rise from the dead at Easter). The zombie doll character has its arms outspread in a similar pose to that of Jesus on the cross, and through the palms of its hands are nails, in a parody of the crucifixion of Christ. The lightbulb is, uh, well, it probably seemed like a good idea at the time.

http://reducethepanic.com/2011/11/29/10-fun-funny-christmas-tattoos/

:santa:

 

[Jupiter551]

Really? WTF?

this is all over the news.. apparently she only had money for an outline, shaved off her eyebrows, and demanded they did it. not the artist is in trouble because she was high as hell.

I wonder how many times she's been asked if she's going to get it finished LOL

 

[AllisonWilder]

I found this one a few months ago and laughed so hard I almost pissed my pants. Thank gawd I found this thread so I actually can say I had a reason to keep it around so long.

Apparently he didn't get around to kicking ass before he finished his random tattoo. Maybe if I google enough, I'll find that he actually finished his to-do list.

 

[LiLredhairedgrl]

I wouldn't want a fingerbanging from this guy...

 

[RainbowBryte]

That heart is actually very beautiful work.

I was thinking the exact same thing, I thought it was really nicely done

 

[RainbowBryte]

I wouldn't want a fingerbanging from this guy...

lmfao

 

[GypsyRuna]

I told my friend/f***k buddy thats recently been getting a lil bald spot he should get this one....lol had to search to find it to post it!

 

[MrRodry]

Armpit angel wings?

 

[Jupiter551]

Armpit angel wings?

Wow...when the lady you have tattooed on you has her own tramp stamp...that's class.

 

[EmmaInk]

/looking around in here for my Pokemon tattoos

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Lol. They do make some wonder, but at least they're not unicorns with giant dicks or something.

 

[MrRodry]

 

[LiLredhairedgrl]

"Extreme Lifting" was the caption with this one...

:lol:

 

[Jupiter551]

He could have saved a lot of time and money just getting "LOOK AT ME, PLEASE LOOK AT MEEEEEE!!!!" tattooed on his forehead

 

[LiLredhairedgrl]

I kind of like the mini-man and the hand he has hanging from his braids...
baahaha!

 

[Jupiter551]

I kind of like the mini-man and the hand he has hanging from his braids...
baahaha!

It's all just an elaborate ruse to distract you from the acne

 

[MrRodry]

 

[FifthElephant]

Not - quite - on topic - but it did make me WTF.
(needless to say, I strongly recommend not purchasing)

 

[Shaun__]

Not - quite - on topic - but it did make me WTF.
(needless to say, I strongly recommend not purchasing)

I wondered why you did not want me to buy such a great deal, until I checked Amazon. Those guys are way over priced. You saved me a bundle, thanks.

 

[camstory]

Was in the navy with a couple of guys who thought they could get away with getting tattoos on the genitalia when we were in Hong Kong. It was prohibited for any US military to get tattoos in Hong Kong because of the high incidents of hepatitis. Anyone returning from liberty might be picked for a random strip search, though this was only down to the underwear. Unfortunately these two sailors were seen entering or leaving the tattoo parlor, and were striped to reveal tattoos on the head of their penises. One of the zig-zag man, the other of the wwii japanese rising sun war flag.

 

[Red7227]

"You idiot" comes to mind for both of these, but the second one is a photoshop I suspect.

 

[SophiaLocke]

Not - quite - on topic - but it did make me WTF.
(needle-less to say, I strongly recommend not purchasing)

Corrected for complete pun value.

 

[Shaun__]

Saw these and thought of this thread.

 

[LiLredhairedgrl]

:geek:

 

[JickyJuly]

I'm one of those guys that will never understand what drives people to permanently stain their body on a whim. The human body is beautiful and if suicide girls get pissed because we ask what your ink means... excuse the fuck out of us.

If I did something permanent to my body, it would mean something.

It all rots off eventually. No reason to take things so seriously. I gag a little when people try to explain how meaningful or important their ink is. Maybe it means something to them, but to anyone else, it's just a pretty, glorified scar.

Check the filename.

I would pay a steep price to have a beer or 3 with this lady, the peewee dance dude and all of the tattooed amputees in this thread. :blob8: