The five word story.

[Mayaaaaa]

laced with a hallucinogen that

 

[Nordling]

makes one fart for supper.

 

[LuckySmiles]

After they opened the windows

 

[AdamAdamant]

they have to kill everyone

 

[Mayaaaaa]

with love. So they started

 

[Nordling]

hugging all the strange people

 

[jeff98902]

may cause you to get

 

[pg240]

that warm fuzzy feeling when

 

[Nordling]

you swallow a hairball then

 

[jeff98902]

immediately causing you to vomit

 

[BlueViolet]

rainbows. And then continue to

 

[Nordling]

eat more, until he felt

 

[Albert_1]

a tingling in his gallbladder.

 

[LuckySmiles]

Suddenly a knock on the

 

[SexySteph]

came along and he quickly

 

[MemberEd]

pulled his pants back up

 

[pg240]

and raced for the door.

 

[MemberEd]

Only to find a sinister

 

[Nordling]

squirrel, perched upon the transom

 

[LiLredhairedgrl]

asking for a refund. Why

 

[Nordling]

won't you take my nuts?

 

[pg240]

Because we're required to accept

 

[Nordling]

only green vegetables with lots

 

[jeff98902]

healthy nutritional vitamins minerals and

 

[pg240]

other shit that sucks so

 

[Nordling]

I'll just grab a cheeseburger

 

[pg240]

be on my way to

 

[jeff98902]

to work, the traffic really

 

[eric-fortune_cookie]

is spontaneous and dancing commences.

 

[Nordling]

Followed by an important announcement