The five word story.

[Nordling]

have lost their way to

 

[Snowie1969]

the Eurovision Song Contest where

 

[SoTxBob]

... A large Viking whipped out....

 

[Ann_Sulu]

a large blunt axe and

 

[Nordling]

a slide guitar, wanting to

 

[SoTxBob]

demonstrate his exceptional prowess while ...

 

[helloimc]

wearing only a tutu and

 

[Snowie1969]

a big horned helmet that

 

[FayePotato]

doubles as a butt plug.

 

[Nordling]

Meanwhile upstairs, the penguin was

 

[WickedTouch]

waking from another drunken stupor,

 

[SoniaSilk]

when he felt blood dripping

 

[Ann_Sulu]

slowly down his long beak

 

[helloimc]

from the top bunk but

 

[FayePotato]

when he looked up he

 

[AfterDark]

Saw an elephant breaking through

 

[Nordling]

but it was only a

 

[Snowie1969]

figment of his imagination that

 

[Nordling]

affecting his ability to strongarm

 

[Snowie1969]

that weird purple plant which

 

[Nordling]

was about to give birth

 

[Snowie1969]

to a yellow hippopotamus which

 

[Nordling]

was way too lethargic for

 

[Snowie1969]

the most basic functions that

 

[gonegirl2352]

made him think of poo

 

[Snowie1969]

when suddenly from behind came

 

[helloimc]

a strange noise that kept

 

[bud9752]

oscillating up and down loudly

 

[Nordling]

, but it turned out to

 

[Snowie1969]

be something completely different, which