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Wow so he's like their pussy broker? lol
Sadly that probably works on some models who aren't as sharp with english, the idea of getting horny over tricking someone is kinda weird tho...I'd feel too guilty lol
Sadly that probably works on some models who aren't as sharp with english, the idea of getting horny over tricking someone is kinda weird tho...I'd feel too guilty lol
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Basics strike again!
dutchderp: how much for fisting?
(Me, I don't fist, my fist don't fit)
dutchderp: with yoghurt? 2500?
dutchderp: how much for fisting?
(Me, I don't fist, my fist don't fit)
dutchderp: with yoghurt? 2500?
LadyLuna said:
wow with yoghurt...why not just ask a chick to shove a couple of satchels of yeast up there?
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Jupiter551 said:
Yogurt is actually good for yeast infections... it's contains probiotics that are healthy for the Squishmitten! Yogurt douches are actually a pretty popular home remedy for yeast infections. FYI
However, I agree that some Fruit-on-the-bottom Yoplait would be a bad idea... visually and infection wise
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JoleneJolene said:Jupiter551 said:
Yogurt is actually good for yeast infections... it's contains probiotics that are healthy for the Squishmitten! Yogurt douches are actually a pretty popular home remedy for yeast infections. FYI
However, I agree that some Fruit-on-the-bottom Yoplait would be a bad idea... visually and infection wise
Haha! Yes, you are supposed to use plain unsweetened as sugar will feed the yeast. Though I hear if you use Yoplait you'll be less fattening...
Hmmm... I've done a popsicle before but somehow I think frozen yogurt would be more difficult...
holy crap, how did the popsicle feel lol, I would have thought it would start to hurt.
On a related note...anyone ever put their undies in the freezer in summertime? Put them in before bed, wake up on a hot day and :mrgreen: ! It's great
Oh and I was watching those twins I posted in the screencaps thread today and some random asked:
and she replied:
Hahah - so I guess maybe they have limits.
On a related note...anyone ever put their undies in the freezer in summertime? Put them in before bed, wake up on a hot day and :mrgreen: ! It's great
Oh and I was watching those twins I posted in the screencaps thread today and some random asked:
and she replied:
Hahah - so I guess maybe they have limits.
Well it was pretty intense. After a short time the cold kinda hurts but then you just slip it out and get the rest of you good and sticky before going back at it.
I've only done it twice. Once when I was younger and then again for an (ex)boyfriend when he got all excited after I told him about it. He kept the stick as a keepsake :lol:
I've only done it twice. Once when I was younger and then again for an (ex)boyfriend when he got all excited after I told him about it. He kept the stick as a keepsake :lol:
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Mikeythegeek said:
I dunno, that seems to happen a lot from things other models have posted...they're telling you how amazing and sweet you are and then as soon as you draw a line, suddenly they say you're a stuck up bitch etc etc
Good way to quickly tell who's a douchebag I guess.
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I think the best part was that I have never seen or talked to this person before except what you see here and he has the nerv to just come out and ask who is requesting a private?!?! Like WTF? First off, how dare you ask! Second, Why the fuck do you even care?
Hahahaha what a fucking nut job!
Hahahaha what a fucking nut job!
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:lol:
I'm so stupid, lucky I had two people point out where I was going wrong this week.
The first was a bloke who sat for about 15 minutes insisting that I was not a "genuine person" and that I would never find true love if I kept making people pay for private shows, I guess I'll have to keep on taking the risk of missing out on meeting my Prince Charming!
The next day I discovered that women get free shows on MFC, apparently, I "have" to watch their cam and help them cum lol! She did say she would do anything I wanted her to do but apparently me saying "pay me" was very upsetting for her hehe!
Some of them are just too funny to ban :-D
The first was a bloke who sat for about 15 minutes insisting that I was not a "genuine person" and that I would never find true love if I kept making people pay for private shows, I guess I'll have to keep on taking the risk of missing out on meeting my Prince Charming!
The next day I discovered that women get free shows on MFC, apparently, I "have" to watch their cam and help them cum lol! She did say she would do anything I wanted her to do but apparently me saying "pay me" was very upsetting for her hehe!
Some of them are just too funny to ban :-D
SexPistol76 said:
HAhahah classic!! Yeah with a few notable exceptions I've noticed (apparently) female members have a massive sense of entitlement probably fed by guys kissing their asses in the hopes of free tits lol.
So what was the guy's answer to finding true love anyway? Pumping your vajayjay in public chat for free? How romantic!
BTW I love the pic on your profile of the chick in the weirdly unrealistic Foot Guards uniform, anyone who'd put such a strangely awesome pic up deserves a room visit
He left after asking me "What sort of a woman are you? Why must I pay you to talk in private, I'm not looking for that kind of woman, you shouldn't be allowed on here!" I can't help wondering if he had accidentally clicked a link from a virgins dating site, perhaps I should cover up more in case another dumb shit gets offended!
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Maybe no one but me will think this the least bit amusing, but I thought the juxtaposition of the guy's member name followed by his super-technical-with proper-English-and-correct-spelling-sounding post was funny.
"kiss_ur_puss: In Start- control panel-sounds and audio devices, check to see if you are configured for your equipment as you expect."
"kiss_ur_puss: In Start- control panel-sounds and audio devices, check to see if you are configured for your equipment as you expect."
I find it odd and actually sad that in one model's room members call themselves a "family". One member kept repeating "we are family here and need to look out for each other". Then continuing to say this is the one place they feel accepted. I am all for being polite and respectful to everyone on the site but this just gave me the creeps. Also said: "if anyone says something bad about xxxx it is like you are insulting me because we are family here". WTF. Is this there only social existence? Idk, maybe there is nothing to this but I found it so pathetic I needed to leave that room. I didn't list the models room but I am sure some of you know who it is.
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That's not a unique phenomenon. A lot of first page models have "gate keepers"--in-group guys who spend more time playing "family" than actually watching the model.Swimmer1 said:
boy oh boy you get some weird ones.CatraLacourte said:
Can you please out these people so I don't accidentally mistake them for normal guys if I see them in rooms? lol
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Jupiter551 said:
Not to my knowledge, unless I accidentally read a passage without knowing, but now you have me curious. Maybe I'll look into the series. I had a member name before that I hated, so one day this one just popped into my head.
Nordling said:Jupiter551 said:
Ahh well yep cos the northern people in the game/book series are called Nordlings. But yeah it totally owns, esp if you like fantasy.
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