Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[emptiedglass]

From the phone number quoting above

I love it when they give out their phone numbers in chat. I give them a call to verify it's a real number then it gets posted right away to gay chat forums.

It's probably not even his own name & number.
But I hope he was reported for saying shit like that.

 

[Jupiter551]

Woah is that Jeremy Kyle?

 

[mynameisbob84]

Woah is that Jeremy Kyle?

Was also my first thought :-D

 

[Jupiter551]

im_jordan: u have very sexy eyes baby and ur working those glasses

 

[ComicOzzie]

hornypolice: me recomiendas los prepagos en colombia????

prepagos = escorts

When the model threatened to ban him, he didn't understand why she was offended by the question.

 

[ComicOzzie]

Feet beggars are so easily offended....

suck_it_eazy: ohhh that hurts. lol. dnt need to pay for feet. i go to beach for that.... lol. and im 22 i dnt gotta pay to see sum girl get naked online. i get the real thing

 

[Leah]

"tool will make organism" guy is back:

jr3116: 4200 boys will now masticate togeter

(4200 being the room count)

 

[Jupiter551]

"tool will make organism" guy is back:

jr3116: 4200 boys will now masticate togeter

(4200 being the room count)

well god fucking damn I'd rather chew with 4199 other dudes than jerk off with them :shock:

 

[Jupiter551]

Think lounge gets nasty? Try a room with a passed-out Russian girl....from the room of the chick I posted in Sleepers just now:

Guest78213: Putin would walk in, rape her and ride away on a bear
Guest22075: i say leave her...when the medics get there, we can watch them fuck the dead body...you know how those Rooskies are...
slickwillie4u: Shitttttttttt....I met her at the bar and gave her the last of my Date Rape powder...slipped in her drink...but now I lost her fuckin address...shitttttttt []

 

[emptiedglass]

Think lounge gets nasty? Try a room with a passed-out Russian girl....from the room of the chick I posted in Sleepers just now:

Guest78213: Putin would walk in, rape her and ride away on a bear
Guest22075: i say leave her...when the medics get there, we can watch them fuck the dead body...you know how those Rooskies are...
slickwillie4u: Shitttttttttt....I met her at the bar and gave her the last of my Date Rape powder...slipped in her drink...but now I lost her fuckin address...shitttttttt []

Assholes.

 

[ComicOzzie]

OmeJoop_: pfff why you girls feel the need to blow up?
ComicOzzie: blow up?
ComicOzzie: those are real, dude
OmeJoop_: I like them small!

I give up.

 

[ComicOzzie]

keexi: comic ? i eat your pussy like nothing girl

That sounds tempting, keexi, but unfortunately I am a guy. :crybaby:

 

[Jupiter551]

:lol:

 

[Nordling]

His name made me go WTF as much as his posting. lol I haven't heard the word "quim" since I read the old porn parody "Candy."

 

[God]

whenever i see those guys typing in Korean alphabet to an asian model that keeps saying "i don't even speak Korean" it looks like they are playing Hangman (Korean alphabet has so many round letters)

 

[MrRodry]

 

[mynameisbob84]

hello , would you sell me your hair from pussy so i can smoke it in ciggerette and get taste of your pussy please xxx

 

[LilyMarie]

just now:

mauii808: lame cunt were u at at work shit i know were ur at omg lol wait

wat

 

[JerryBoBerry]

just now:

mauii808: lame cunt were u at at work shit i know were ur at omg lol wait

wat

Were and where. Two completely different words many people seem to have skipped in third grade spelling.
Of course this person seems to have skipped half of third grade. And possibly part of fourth grade too.

 

[LilyMarie]

just now:

mauii808: lame cunt were u at at work shit i know were ur at omg lol wait

wat

Were and where. Two completely different words many people seem to have skipped in third grade spelling.
Of course this person seems to have skipped half of third grade. And possibly part of fourth grade too.

I figured that he probably meant "where", but it still doesn't make any sense :icon-cry:

 

[mynameisbob84]

just now:

mauii808: lame cunt were u at at work shit i know were ur at omg lol wait

wat

Were and where. Two completely different words many people seem to have skipped in third grade spelling.
Of course this person seems to have skipped half of third grade. And possibly part of fourth grade too.

I figured that he probably meant "where", but it still doesn't make any sense :icon-cry:

I'm pretty sure he's having a heated argument with himself...

"Lame cunt"
"Where you at?"
"At work"
"Shit, I know where you're at"
"Oh my God"
"Haha, wait"

 

[IsabellaSnow]

:lol:

Lol! When was this? I don't know this guy, but erm.... thanks? I guess?

 

[yossarian]

just now:

mauii808: lame cunt were u at at work shit i know were ur at omg lol wait

wat

Looks like another tragic case of Chatroom Tourette's.

 

[JerryBoBerry]

:lol:

Lol! When was this? I don't know this guy, but erm.... thanks? I guess?

Curious. Was that the lounge or a pm?

 

[Jupiter551]

:lol:

Lol! When was this? I don't know this guy, but erm.... thanks? I guess?

Curious. Was that the lounge or a pm?

lol it was lounge.

So was this:

The deal must have included his balls too. Someone suggested next time the model get naked he remind her she didn't set a time limit :-D

A moment later:

 

[Jupiter551]

wilsontsoi6: open my cam?
wilsontsoi6: i show u the dick

 

[ComicOzzie]

wilsontsoi6: open my cam?
wilsontsoi6: i show u the dick

Not just any dick. THE dick.

 

[ComicOzzie]

andyrandz: bb ur hot as fuk love ur body and hard cok for u bb want to suk u and fuk ur sexy ass bb u rok my cok xxx

The sheer number of misspelled words makes baby Jesus cry. :crybaby:

 

[LilyMarie]

bb Jesus

FTFY

 

[Kradek]

I'm still laughing from the masticate malapropism.