Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[goldenaye666]

 

[Anonymous]

I already posted this in models only yesterday, but...

I have both 'waxed' and 'natural' in my tags on my profile.
This guy came into my room, said

FredZeplin: when you pussy is 'waxed', you are not what is known as 'natural'

..and then he left immediately.

I'm sorry I consider myself a natural-looking camgirl while also getting some hair removed...? :?
'What is KNOWN as natural'? I don't live up to his 'natural'-standard which includes a full bush, apparently.

Maybe he meant it's un-naturally pretty? But isn't so good at words.

 

[Bocefish]

I already posted this in models only yesterday, but...

I have both 'waxed' and 'natural' in my tags on my profile.
This guy came into my room, said

FredZeplin: when you pussy is 'waxed', you are not what is known as 'natural'

..and then he left immediately.

I'm sorry I consider myself a natural-looking camgirl while also getting some hair removed...? :?
'What is KNOWN as natural'? I don't live up to his 'natural'-standard which includes a full bush, apparently.

FWIW, whenever I see the tag or term "natural" all by itself on porn sites, it's either referencing boobs or totally unshaved. For some reason, it's too damn difficult to describe what natural parts they're referencing. If it was a true description, said model would have hairy legs, hairy pits, no body mods, no implants, no make-up, no fake nails... you get the picture. The term natural all by itself is subjective and misleading.

:twocents-02cents:

 

[darthro]

Right? I didn't spend the time asking him what the fuck he meant... I just made fun of him. Can basics sends PMs? If so, I'm guessing he was a basic who probably wanted my password so he could use my tokens? I was like 'Spend $20 and get your own premium account, you piece of shit'.

I think you have to be a premium to send PMs, so maybe he was just cheap.

As far as I know basics can send PM messages. I have gotten a few PM messages from basics to forward to people in the room when they get muted by the model

 

[SaffronBurke]

are you knitting bigger clothes to cover your fatass?

is she knitting a blanket?

:roll: Why is it that nobody can ever accurately identify the craft that I'm doing? I'm SEWING, you nincompoops!

 

[mynameisbob84]

are you knitting bigger clothes to cover your fatass?

is she knitting a blanket?

:roll: Why is it that nobody can ever accurately identify the craft that I'm doing? I'm SEWING, you nincompoops!

People can be sew ignorant...

 

[AnaVictoriaXO]

are you knitting bigger clothes to cover your fatass?

is she knitting a blanket?

:roll: Why is it that nobody can ever accurately identify the craft that I'm doing? I'm SEWING, you nincompoops!

People can be sew ignorant...

What a knit-wit...







Ill see myself out :lol:

 

[mynameisbob84]

are you knitting bigger clothes to cover your fatass?

is she knitting a blanket?

:roll: Why is it that nobody can ever accurately identify the craft that I'm doing? I'm SEWING, you nincompoops!

People can be sew ignorant...

What a knit-wit...







Ill see myself out :lol:

This doesn't seam like the right thread for us to get into this. But then again, maybe it is.

I should probably stop hemming and hawing... :?

 

[LilyMarie]

Dat context. (Warning: dick pic)

 

[yossarian]

Dat context. (Warning: dick pic)

Yossarian's Law: there is no tweet/comment so innocent that it will not be answered with a dick pic/disgusting comment.

 

[goldenaye666]

Yossarian's Law: there is no tweet/comment so innocent that it will not be answered with a dick pic/disgusting comment.

:hello2:

 

[goldenaye666]

Right? I didn't spend the time asking him what the fuck he meant... I just made fun of him. Can basics sends PMs? If so, I'm guessing he was a basic who probably wanted my password so he could use my tokens? I was like 'Spend $20 and get your own premium account, you piece of shit'.

I think you have to be a premium to send PMs, so maybe he was just cheap.

As far as I know basics can send PM messages. I have gotten a few PM messages from basics to forward to people in the room when they get muted by the model

Basics can PM, but you have the option to block PMs from all basics as a group.

 

[KristinaReapsMe]

Just got these MFC mails in the past two days:

as you know, i will give you money, but it has to be offline such as paypal or western union, something like that. My dream is to someday give my virginity to a girl I am attracted to who is also nice to me all the time. So far the only girl that has ever done that is you. It is not because you have big tits or that you are so damn sexy. but it really is how you carry yourself and how you respond to me. that is more sexy to me. I would let you take my virgin ten inch hard curved thick penis deep in you and I would pay you so much money, much more than any tips here. i cant really think of any time when i can honestly say i felt I was being treated good even by the way someone talks to me until I met you. OMG I 3 you!

Then there's this one:

I cant believe how you make me so hot every time i see you. I really like you all the time. You are a dream. SOOOO someday, just maybe yuo will get something good) lol I know you read my messages, so as long as you know how much i want to give it up to you, then you can decide what you like. money is no object. just as long as you are the queen for the day. I enjoy spending time with you. i wish i was there. i would let you tie me to the bed and take me. HAHAHAH thanks for making my day! You are awesome!

And the final message:

I was going through your profile and it says you do not ever meet, although MFC does not say we can't ever do it. I just feel bad that maybe i sounded pushy or overwhelming to you. I met you because of your other model friend, but sometime I just find it hard to convey to a girl that I have never had any sex at all, and they just don't want to believe it. People can believe whatever they want, but I do not lie about what I say and have no reason to. Sure I had girls come on to me, but its not the same as when I see you or instance. I dont come to MFC to give girls tokens really. I actually do want a sexual experience, and it is just easy to come here when a girl is already in tune with her sexuality, and I am not sure if I meet people in public how that is going to be. I am not really looking to date right now. I just know when I see you I get turned on, and really I am not sure it was ever this exact way, not even with other girls. I am not sure how to explain it. We are dorks, what can I say. Oh well. I like who I am. I know this if I can prove my identity to you and also that I am not a bad guy at all, and I give you a lot of money. I mean A LOT, maybe then you can see just how you affect me. That is up to you. You might just be surprised.

Wow...I don't even know how to reply to him at this point.

 

[Jessi]

Wow...I don't even know how to reply to him at this point.

Just don't.

 

[KristinaReapsMe]

Wow...I don't even know how to reply to him at this point.

Just don't.

I wish I had listened. This is what I wrote:

Ernie, you seem like a sweetheart and you're fun to have around, but I made that rule of my own volition. I personally do not want to compromise my safety by divulging personal information such as location. MFC is my job, I am here to have fun as well as make tokens without leaving the sanctuary of my own home. I am simply not interested in meeting up with anyone, so don't take it personal.

And this is what he sent back:

I have known you for a while, and actually know girls to meet guys on here with no issues or problems. This is not really a true job no matter how you look at it. It is not guaranteed you will ever make the same amount of tokens or money at any given time, so it is not really a high paying job guaranteed like a regular paycheck would be. And speaking of trust, if you think about it, why would any guy do anything to hurt anyone on here when their internet provider ISP is registered every time they log on, which gives their location? So it is really doubtful any guy would be that dumb to want to meet a girl for anything more than pleasure together. I know many young girls who do it. Some even say they wont meet guys, but they lie. They only say that as a protection until they know the guy is going to treat them nice and give them lots of money. You can make any so-called rules you want, but be realistic. Do you really think a virgin guy, which is me, is going to come on here just to stare at girls and not desire to experience them for real in the future? And I have seen you with another girl on cam, so just because they are a girl doesn't mean they are any less the same in that way. Girls are actually MORE prone to be dangerous, I have noticed, even if on the other hand they are a gift to me. People meet people all the time even on dating sites, so how is that any more safe either? But it is called discernment and common sense. And how is it fair that a girl can justify this as anything less than sexual, and she gets away with getting money for it so easily when a guy has to work at a regular job? So the point is I am NOT like ANY other guy you will EVER meet, and I can prove that easily. I bet you if I was right in front of you and I said if you have sex with me for just 2 hours and I give you 5 thousand dollars, I am sure you would be tempted. Who in the world is going to give you that much money ever anywhere, on or off here? Only me and you know it. That is a complement. Take it any way you want. Take care.

 

[mynameisbob84]

So the point is I am NOT like ANY other guy you will EVER meet:

For Kristina's sake, I hope he's right :whistle:

 

[SavannahMai]

Whaaaaa????

 

[SaffronBurke]

The guys who try to pay models for sex remind me of when I worked at Victoria's Secret and people would try to buy the displays. I know the giant dog is cute. I understand that you would like to have one. But it's not even an option for me to sell it to you.

Same concept, really. Yes, you want to have sex with this gorgeous model that you're highly attracted to. Unfortunately, that's not a service that she offers. Buy some tokens and take her private, yo.

 

[ComicOzzie]

Spenki: can you pls talk for about 1min? i want record it and use your voice for my wake-up alarm

:?

 

[SaffronBurke]

Spenki: can you pls talk for about 1min? i want record it and use your voice for my wake-up alarm

:?

Eeeuuuurgh that's creepy. Burn it!

 

[Jupiter551]

any more eye shadow, she'd look like a tropical fish

 

[Nordling]

Spenki: can you pls talk for about 1min? i want record it and use your voice for my wake-up alarm

:?

Eeeuuuurgh that's creepy. Burn it!

I can see if she has a very pleasant voice to want to use it as an alarm...or a ringtone, but to just have her "talk" without any particular things to say is kind of weird.

[waking up]: "I ate a peach and washed my socks . . . "

 

[Jupiter551]

During shower show, cos reasons.

Htk281: if she had a balloon now to rub over her body would be nice now

 

[SaffronBurke]

Note the timestamp - the due came back later, but it showed it all together in the log.

05:02:37 PM tbcrazy: will u do a skype show
05:02:52 PM SweetSaffron: i don't have skype, sorry
05:03:03 PM tbcrazy: stickam
05:03:04 PM tbcrazy: ?>
05:03:10 PM SweetSaffron: nope
05:03:25 PM tbcrazy: ok sorry
05:03:32 PM tbcrazy: didnt mean to bother u
05:43:10 PM tbcrazy: will u skyp

 

[ComicOzzie]

Raz60 seems nice...

Raz60: pls open legs
AmyGiovanny: )
Raz60: i wanna fuck you
AmyGiovanny: come in pvt then
Raz60: i dont pay for fucking you
AmyGiovanny: have a nice day

 

[goldenaye666]

 

[Jupiter551]

aaazboras: I want to see the love of the income of the vagina

 

[KristinaReapsMe]

aaazboras: I want to see the love of the income of the vagina

:?

 

[ComicOzzie]

Guest12477: being we have the same birthday we should celebrate together
Guest12477: we should fuck

:?

 

[KristinaReapsMe]

Guest12477: being we have the same birthday we should celebrate together
Guest12477: we should fuck

:?

Ok, Guest12477. Just because you said so!
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