Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[Misono]

Timing is key too. I know that sales staff in electronics places have quotas to meet for selling the extended warranties. Managed to get 25% off a 50 inch TV by saying I'd take out the warranty. UK law gives you 45 days to cancel these, so after I'd done it and signed the paperwork, just cancelled the policy.

This strikes me as being a bit of a shitty thing to do and not a million miles away from "paying" a model for a show with Paypal and then cancelling it after the fact.

It's just a way of using laws to gain an advantage. In this case, you hurt the company financially, not necessarily the employee. Doesn't always work. I wouldn't normally buy an extended warranty anyway, so if the worker was on commission for those, then the whole scenario would make no difference at all for him.

 

[yossarian]

Timing is key too. I know that sales staff in electronics places have quotas to meet for selling the extended warranties. Managed to get 25% off a 50 inch TV by saying I'd take out the warranty. UK law gives you 45 days to cancel these, so after I'd done it and signed the paperwork, just cancelled the policy.

This strikes me as being a bit of a shitty thing to do and not a million miles away from "paying" a model for a show with Paypal and then cancelling it after the fact.

It's just a way of using laws to gain an advantage. In this case, you hurt the company financially, not necessarily the employee. Doesn't always work. I wouldn't normally buy an extended warranty anyway, so if the worker was on commission for those, then the whole scenario would make no difference at all for him.

Except he's expecting it as part of his pay (since, you know, you paid for it) and then it's taken away. It would be like if you tipped a waitress, let her see how much you tipped, and then when she wasn't looking took the money off the table and slipped it back in your pocket. Technically it evens out, but it's kind of a mean thing to do to a person.

 

[Nordling]

I'm not sure these analogies are fair.

An extended warrantee, or service contract, is usually something the customer really doesn't want. While the salesman is forced by his employer to push them, that's not the customer's fault. Now, if, like a skype show, the customer was the one who ASKED for an extended warrantee...and even pushed for it...using it as a way to get a better deal on the actual product, but then cancelled payment, the analogy would fit.

Personally, I don't like cheating in either direction, but at least in the OP's case, it's kind of understandable.

 

[mynameisbob84]

I'm not sure these analogies are fair.

An extended warrantee, or service contract, is usually something the customer really doesn't want. While the salesman is forced by his employer to push them, that's not the customer's fault. Now, if, like a skype show, the customer was the one who ASKED for an extended warrantee...and even pushed for it...using it as a way to get a better deal on the actual product, but then cancelled payment, the analogy would fit.

Personally, I don't like cheating in either direction, but at least in the OP's case, it's kind of understandable.

It would be more like saying to a model "hey, I see you're selling Skype shows for 1000 tokens. I'll give you 750 tokens and pay for a month's SnapChat by PayPal" and then cancelling the SnapChat payment after the discounted show is over.

 

[LilyMarie]

https://twitter.com/sebastian6678/with_replies


lol wut

 

[JimsX]

https://twitter.com/sebastian6678/with_replies


lol wut

the money u deceitfully take from men who pimp U into prostitution online

Huh? She TAKES money from pimps? :lol:

Oh that silly, silly man

 

[mynameisbob84]

https://twitter.com/sebastian6678/with_replies


lol wut

At first I thought he was just a slightly adorable troll but the further I read , the scarier things got :?

 

[LilyMarie]

He almost exclusively follows camgirls and porn actresses and spends his time on Twitter telling them about God in txt spk. So... many... tweets... in such a short time... :shock:

 

[Nordling]

He almost exclusively follows camgirls and porn actresses and spends his time on Twitter telling them about God in txt spk. So... many... tweets... in such a short time... :shock:

I answered one of his tweets, saying he should ask his deity to teach him grammar and spelling.

 

[ComicOzzie]

I am what I am. Accept me as I am. Examine the I am, but don't become the I I am. For I am the sum of who I am.

C'mon guys and gals, just accept Sebastian as he is. No judgements. :lol:

 

[yossarian]

I am what I am. Accept me as I am. Examine the I am, but don't become the I I am. For I am the sum of who I am.

C'mon guys and gals, just accept Sebastian as he is. No judgements. :lol:

I accept nobody for who they are, but ACCEPT ME FOR WHO I AM.

*translate that into his poor spelling and syntax because I can't even*

 

[JimsX]

Variations of the same thing are said to Asian models all the time:

"Hey bb, I just ate adobo."

"Hey bb, I just ate pho."

"Hey bb, I just ate sushi."

Because we all know that eating 1 food that the model may also eat means you have a great connection and you are totally gonna hook up. :roll:

Also saw this one twice:

"Oh yeah bb, I bet that pussy tastes just like kimchi."

How could that possibly be sexy? :?

And here we go again. And again, how is that sexy? I don't mind kimchi, but it sure as hell does not remind me of vagina.

tetelo: i wana taste ur kimchi

 

[JimsX]

To a model with a dildo in her pussy

do you have any toys?

:?

 

[SaffronBurke]

To a model with a dildo in her pussy

do you have any toys?

:?

Lego show bb.

 

[UncleThursday]

To a model with a dildo in her pussy

do you have any toys?

:?

Lego show bb.

Fuck Legos. Pull out the old Death Star and Millennium Falcon play sets and figures and LET'S GET IT ON!

God, I loved those things as a kid. *single tear of fond memory*

 

[ComicOzzie]

elegantman: TRUE. My words are never empty as they the sword of my heart.

Wat? :?

 

[Jacky7]

A guy ask me once If I would shit in a bag and mail it to him.

if only the postman would now

 

[JimsX]

2 guys on MFC talking about "scamming" models in private.

Prem 1

i spent over 1000 twice in pvt, and she only dance and not even stick finger in. so just wonder if she will do now.

Prem 2

i spen 1800tks on her
all she do is dance
and talking crap
and i dont want to be rude to tell her off

So each of them spent over $75 before realizing they were not getting the show they wanted? :lol:

Yikes, just realized the second guy spent about $150 :lol:

 

[SaffronBurke]

2 guys on MFC talking about "scamming" models in private.

Prem 1

i spent over 1000 twice in pvt, and she only dance and not even stick finger in. so just wonder if she will do now.

Prem 2

i spen 1800tks on her
all she do is dance
and talking crap
and i dont want to be rude to tell her off

So each of them spent over $75 before realizing they were not getting the show they wanted? :lol:

Yikes, just realized the second guy spent about $150 :lol:

I guess "Pardon me, miss, but do you masturbate in private?" is just too difficult to ask beforehand. While it is hoped that a non-nude model would at least specify that on her profile, it's ideal to check with any model before going private to see if she offers what you're looking for.

 

[JimsX]

I guess "Pardon me, miss, but do you masturbate in private?" is just too difficult to ask beforehand. While it is hoped that a non-nude model would at least specify that on her profile, it's ideal to check with any model before going private to see if she offers what you're looking for.

When I first joined MFC I had bad luck with models being on their periods and not telling me until the private started :roll:
But I sure did not stay longer than about a minute :lol: I can't imagine sitting there for that long waiting and hoping she would do what I want (especially if I never asked her). I always try to pm or tip a little with a note to confirm things first now :lol:

 

[JimsX]

2 for 1 special here. The first guy was copy/pasting his shit about us needing be good men in several rooms, but I seriously laughed out loud when the next guy asked about anal :lol:

Prem 1: nothing in the world will 'trump' a good man, members need to remember this
Prem 2: do you do anal?

PS: I LOVE this thread

 

[ComicOzzie]

Some poetry posted on a model's message wall...

I am the lover you've never met or ever seen, A dark shadow of eroticsy that looms behind ur naughty dreams, intimate moans & passionate screams , if u take my imaginary hands in ur visions of thoughts & place them across ur chest & caress, u will be left with my permanent ambulant tattooed on ur breast ...I'm searching ur eyes for recognition like a sensuous serpent bent on finding a home of sinful lust to complete ... I am the lover that u don't know drifting as i do, sniff & smell in the air my spicy sexual aroma that embodies u, almost touching u, stroking u, seducing u, very tenderly with my patient hands & gentle fingertips... which refuse to quit, disrupting & disturbing the sacredness & innocence of ur sexy wondrous body chemistry, I am the lover u cannot, taste, touch, or see, A part of u that u dnt quite know, but sometimes the "tormentive" beast will reveal himself when u reach ur peak at the moment of release, and shoots & squirts, erupts himself like a volcano, all over ur fingers & bed sheets, running between ur thighs dam near pass ur knees... A thick soft warm burst with a jolt of electricity charged heavy cream , flowing thru ur asshole & cheeks.. a sexual demonic entity that's taken over ur body, surrounding u possessing u too " IMAGINE ME...

 

[JimsX]

Some poetry posted on a model's message wall...

I am the lover you've never met or ever seen, A dark shadow of eroticsy that looms behind ur naughty dreams, intimate moans & passionate screams , if u take my imaginary hands in ur visions of thoughts & place them across ur chest & caress, u will be left with my permanent ambulant tattooed on ur breast ...I'm searching ur eyes for recognition like a sensuous serpent bent on finding a home of sinful lust to complete ... I am the lover that u don't know drifting as i do, sniff & smell in the air my spicy sexual aroma that embodies u, almost touching u, stroking u, seducing u, very tenderly with my patient hands & gentle fingertips... which refuse to quit, disrupting & disturbing the sacredness & innocence of ur sexy wondrous body chemistry, I am the lover u cannot, taste, touch, or see, A part of u that u dnt quite know, but sometimes the "tormentive" beast will reveal himself when u reach ur peak at the moment of release, and shoots & squirts, erupts himself like a volcano, all over ur fingers & bed sheets, running between ur thighs dam near pass ur knees... A thick soft warm burst with a jolt of electricity charged heavy cream , flowing thru ur asshole & cheeks.. a sexual demonic entity that's taken over ur body, surrounding u possessing u too " IMAGINE ME...

Call the FBI!!

 

[JimsX]

To all the lady all over the world Happy 4 of July be safe

Am I the only one who finds that hilarious? :lol:

 

[weirdbr]

Sometimes I wonder if people say those things for comedy... Otherwise, how to explain some jewels like:

i wish hit you with my penis in your eyes :3

Same guy a few minutes later:

OH MY GOD I wish hit you with the beautiful red lamp in your... oh Dios, your ass

And a few others pearls of wisdom I had saved, not from the same person:

I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.

(to which the answer he got IIRC was something like 'that could work, but you would have a bit of neck pain' :-D )

And lastly, probably poking fun at the other bad pickup lines that were said in the room (at least I hope so):

Did you get flushed down from gods toilet because your holy shit

 

[JimsX]

Sometimes I wonder if people say those things for comedy... Otherwise, how to explain some jewels like:

i wish hit you with my penis in your eyes :3

Same guy a few minutes later:

OH MY GOD I wish hit you with the beautiful red lamp in your... oh Dios, your ass

And a few others pearls of wisdom I had saved, not from the same person:

I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.

(to which the answer he got IIRC was something like 'that could work, but you would have a bit of neck pain' :-D )

And lastly, probably poking fun at the other bad pickup lines that were said in the room (at least I hope so):

Did you get flushed down from gods toilet because your holy shit

I am stealing that last line. Pure gold.

 

[JimsX]

Cripes, another one. To a Japanese model who is clearly in Japan

celebrating 4th july? america day

 

[SavannahMai]

Had this little gem pop in earlier......needless to say he wont be darkening the doors of my chatroom again.....

RyanD8119: Ok we'll I always had crush on her. I'm younger. Lol anyway I heard her messing with it one night so next day I went and fooled with it lol. Damn lol that's bad
04:32:18 PM SavannahMai: your sister...
04:32:30 PM RyanD8119: Yeah..
04:32:53 PM SavannahMai: thats your flesh and blood dude, gross.....

 

[LadyLuna]

Sometimes I wonder if people say those things for comedy... Otherwise, how to explain some jewels like:

i wish hit you with my penis in your eyes :3

Same guy a few minutes later:

OH MY GOD I wish hit you with the beautiful red lamp in your... oh Dios, your ass

Dios means God in another language, I think Spanish. Possibly a google translate error.

 

[weirdbr]

Dios means God in another language, I think Spanish. Possibly a google translate error.

Indeed that's a possibility; usually Google Translate (and others as well) is quite reliable for single-meaning/context-free words like 'god'; the only reliable way I could get it to fail in a quick test and end up with a result like that quote is to use two different languages at the same time - for example if I started a sentence in portuguese then added a few words in spanish. I didn't try it, but perhaps you can also get that failure mode by using non-formal text as the input, as that usually confuses the hell out of any translation software.