Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[Shaun__]

I'm one of those guys that goes private without talking beforehand if the model doesn't have it stated somewhere that she doesn't accept privates. A few reasons are that is how it works at most camsites, I can't stand public chat for too long, I've never really had...

I pretty much have done it that way too. If privates are open and I'm in the mood, I just click the button.

Unless it's something way out there. I usually have to talk to them about doing some singing in private beforehand. DP, ice cubes, oil, lotion, multiple orgasm...no problem. But ask them to sing and they freak if you spring that on em! :lol:

Wait... Asking models to do karaoke in privates freaks them out?
I've been waiting so long for the model of my choice to start doing privates and it was all for naught?!?!

Edit: I just realized I coincidentally posted this in "things members say that make you go 'wtf' " thread so I wasn't even thread hijacking. I find this amusing.

Many models hate when you ask them to sing in public or private. Requests for dancing can also be bad.

 

[SaffronBurke]

Streammate has me programmed to start taking my clothes off and quickly move on to getting busy

Lots seem to be trained to do this and while the thought behind it is appreciated, not my thing.

There are plenty of guys who do take me private without saying hi first, but then pretty quickly let me know what they want to see, either as the first words that they type into chat after starting the private

Not my style. Got no problems barking out orders to people in real life but not really comfortable doing it to strangers I haven't spoken to on the internet, kinda weird.

Like I said, I'm a strange creature. I actually get annoyed if someone takes me private just to talk. I genuinely want to get to orgasm while I'm on cam, and small talk drives me nuts. I had a private a couple weeks ago where the guy never said that he didn't want me to masturbate, so I did, but he sat there for 40 minutes with his cam on, and his pants on, asking me questions and chitchatting while I was distractedly attempting to orgasm. I was actually angry after that, because it's quite difficult to focus on getting off while someone's trying to have a conversation with you.

But, I'm weird.

 

[ComicOzzie]

Massive fail on attempting to write "you are hot"

Blood180: you ate hit

:lol:

 

[Ann_Sulu]

Streammate has me programmed to start taking my clothes off and quickly move on to getting busy

Lots seem to be trained to do this and while the thought behind it is appreciated, not my thing.

There are plenty of guys who do take me private without saying hi first, but then pretty quickly let me know what they want to see, either as the first words that they type into chat after starting the private

Not my style. Got no problems barking out orders to people in real life but not really comfortable doing it to strangers I haven't spoken to on the internet, kinda weird.

For me...I started off my camming with just taking off my clothes and getting started, till I noticed some privates would end pretty quickly like that. Sometimes there was something specific they wanted that may or may not even involve nudity. So generally when private gets started I ask first if they haven't already stated what they want. If they then bark at me to take off my clothes or whatever, that's fine, but I hate going to private, just getting comfortable doing my thing then BAM back in chat.

 

[ComicOzzie]

myfreesex: i was this close to shooting a queer in the head today

Apparently, he got a bit too aroused...

 

[PlayboyMegan]

:?

 

[JimsX]

:?

His cock twirls? That's a neat trick

 

[Nordling]

Random member enters black model's room and asks,

She answers, "oh, no, it's all pure black inside." He leaves, satisfied with misinformation.

 

[NyxieDay]

On Chaturbate tonight:

(random Grey): open ass bb

Me: YOU open ass, ass.

 

[ComicOzzie]

Surprisingly, this approach did not work...

Moroccan28: hoe
Moroccan28: show us ur frucking ass
Moroccan28: u fucking cheap latin whore

 

[ComicOzzie]

My favorite stalker is back...

12:32:51 PM realnapoleon: i m glad the big free loader Comic Ozzie is here.. He is a begger in every room! hope i can make a big tip here to ban his cheap ass 4ever?
12:32:57 PM realnapoleon: coz i hate free loadres
12:33:00 PM realnapoleon: loaders
12:33:07 PM realnapoleon: like comic ozzie
12:33:42 PM realnapoleon: many girls here accept tips to ban free loaders like comic ozzie
12:33:51 PM realnapoleon: they r verry phatetic
12:34:32 PM realnapoleon: comic ozzie today we finish u
12:35:24 PM realnapoleon: we fight here against homosexuals like comic ozzie
12:35:57 PM realnapoleon: napoleon is boss of tokens here
12:35:59 PM realnapoleon: :
12:36:02 PM realnapoleon: check my profile
12:36:16 PM realnapoleon: i can tip tons

The model then banned him.

:lol:

 

[JimsX]

My favorite stalker is back...

12:32:51 PM realnapoleon: i m glad the big free loader Comic Ozzie is here.. He is a begger in every room! hope i can make a big tip here to ban his cheap ass 4ever?
12:32:57 PM realnapoleon: coz i hate free loadres
12:33:00 PM realnapoleon: loaders
12:33:07 PM realnapoleon: like comic ozzie
12:33:42 PM realnapoleon: many girls here accept tips to ban free loaders like comic ozzie
12:33:51 PM realnapoleon: they r verry phatetic
12:34:32 PM realnapoleon: comic ozzie today we finish u
12:35:24 PM realnapoleon: we fight here against homosexuals like comic ozzie
12:35:57 PM realnapoleon: napoleon is boss of tokens here
12:35:59 PM realnapoleon: :
12:36:02 PM realnapoleon: check my profile
12:36:16 PM realnapoleon: i can tip tons

The model then banned him.

:lol:

She should have taken his tokens, banned you to make him happy, banned him 2 seconds later, and then unbanned you. :lol:

 

[ComicOzzie]

My favorite stalker is back...

12:32:51 PM realnapoleon: i m glad the big free loader Comic Ozzie is here.. He is a begger in every room! hope i can make a big tip here to ban his cheap ass 4ever?
12:32:57 PM realnapoleon: coz i hate free loadres
12:33:00 PM realnapoleon: loaders
12:33:07 PM realnapoleon: like comic ozzie
12:33:42 PM realnapoleon: many girls here accept tips to ban free loaders like comic ozzie
12:33:51 PM realnapoleon: they r verry phatetic
12:34:32 PM realnapoleon: comic ozzie today we finish u
12:35:24 PM realnapoleon: we fight here against homosexuals like comic ozzie
12:35:57 PM realnapoleon: napoleon is boss of tokens here
12:35:59 PM realnapoleon: :
12:36:02 PM realnapoleon: check my profile
12:36:16 PM realnapoleon: i can tip tons

The model then banned him.

:lol:

She should have taken his tokens, banned you to make him happy, banned him 2 seconds later, and then unbanned you. :lol:

That's just it, though. He never actually has any tokens when he makes these threats. :?

 

[ComicOzzie]

RexPolaris: What do you consider "torture"?

:shock:

 

[eclipse76]

Not members, but I hate SWERF:

 

[housewifeswag]

Not members, but I hate SWERF:

I went to read her thoughts because as someone who built up their following on tumblr first and then went into sex work, I was curious. She's privated her tweets. Booooo I wanted entertainment this morning...

 

[PunkInDrublic]

Some dude just exploding with originality says "I'm 12 and what is this" which somehow led to a conversation on how fucked the kids that grow up watching camgirls are going to be when it comes to interacting with and how to treat women when they get older. Model didn't even know that it was a joke and got mad at first. Long story short, don't let your kids watch porn or camgirls if you are a parent. And don't buy them games meant for adults.

 

[HarmlessSquirrel]

Not members, but I hate SWERF:

Living a sheltered life as I do, I had no idea what SWERF meant, so I googled it. Most of the hits were this or similar: SWERF: Solid Waste & Energy Recycling Facility. The first hit from Urban Dictionary was this: "Swerf was coined by a geek in Silicon Valley. Swerf is a noun for unidentifiable organics intended for human consumption."

Yes, I eventually found the meaning that was relevant here, but I was a bit puzzled at first.

Also, is thinking "apart" means "a part" really a thing? Now I am sad.

 

[AmberCutie]

Not members, but I hate SWERF:

Living a sheltered life as I do, I had no idea what SWERF meant, so I googled it. Most of the hits were this or similar: SWERF: Solid Waste & Energy Recycling Facility. The first hit from Urban Dictionary was this: "Swerf was coined by a geek in Silicon Valley. Swerf is a noun for unidentifiable organics intended for human consumption."

Yes, I eventually found the meaning that was relevant here, but I was a bit puzzled at first.

Also, is thinking "apart" means "a part" really a thing? Now I am sad.

The top definition on Urban Dictionary when I pull it up is Sex Worker Exclusionary Radical Feminist. I had never heard it either and since you didn't actually help and tell us what it meant, googled it myself.

None of that Twitter conversation makes any sense to me, by the way.

And I hate when people use "apart" instead of "a part." Ugh.

 

[HarmlessSquirrel]

The top definition on Urban Dictionary when I pull it up is Sex Worker Exclusionary Radical Feminist. I had never heard it either and since you didn't actually help and tell us what it meant, googled it myself.

None of that Twitter conversation makes any sense to me, by the way.

And I hate when people use "apart" instead of "a part." Ugh.

True, I didn't, but this isn't a helping thread; this is a "holy moly is that person confused" thread.

And yeah, the #1 Urban Dictionary definition is the one that applies here, but for some reason it's not the first one Google found for me.

 

[ComicOzzie]

This guy never ceases to be a complete tool...

DjSharperimg: I'll toss that little girl around
DjSharperimg: and fuck the shit out of her

:roll:

 

[ComicOzzie]

I gotta learn to say hello like this...

slimboyx: dirty talk fuck me, hi, wanan fuck my girly siss ass??

 

[AerynShade]

Just got this one:

As opposed to my ass nipples...?

 

[PRISM]

vinyl_acid: how much to put a goldfish in your ass?

 

[waogo]

In GoddessZoey's room tonight:

waogo: I'd fuck a breadbowl.
waogo: so long as it didn't get crumbs up my dickhole

No idea what the context was, since i was just stopping in for a peek-n-perv, but i WTFed. He's a funny dude.

Only took me about 4 years to see this. Lord knows what that was about. Other than I was probably high as shit on my meds for my leg at the time. Though, it is good to know her room has always been about food, apparently. Bunch of fat kids, the lot of us.

 

[eclipse76]

Today's WTF:

I was a gay man until I saw you…

 

[JerryBoBerry]

Today's WTF:

I was a gay man until I saw you…

My instant reply would have been 'You still are judging by that comment.' :lol:

 

[ComicOzzie]

Mr. Rockefeller is in the building...

harloc: dildo in pussy for 50 token

:handgestures-salute:

 

[Leon_Omega]

Not members, but I hate SWERF:

Living a sheltered life as I do, I had no idea what SWERF meant, so I googled it. Most of the hits were this or similar: SWERF: Solid Waste & Energy Recycling Facility. The first hit from Urban Dictionary was this: "Swerf was coined by a geek in Silicon Valley. Swerf is a noun for unidentifiable organics intended for human consumption."

Yes, I eventually found the meaning that was relevant here, but I was a bit puzzled at first.

Also, is thinking "apart" means "a part" really a thing? Now I am sad.

That takes me back to trying to find his mythical "ACF" place that models kept mentioning. Google first sent me to the American Culinary Federation and then to the Australian Conservation Foundation. There was much confusion until I just got the idea to ask directly.

 

[PRISM]

Ill never get the guys that brag about having a small penis

littldickguy: ur pinky is bigger than my cock lmfao