Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[SaffronBurke]

Someone just got out of law school..

DaveIntheUSA: I will tip you for a dance, lovely Ana!
DaveIntheUSA: Well start dancing then!
DaveIntheUSA: When does your sexy dance start?
golden0022: when you tip, dave
DaveIntheUSA: Then it's not a tip, is it?
DaveIntheUSA: A tip is something that is given in gratitude for services, not payment for said services.
Suramas: Dave, you've been on mfc since january 2012 - I guess you know how mfc works
DaveIntheUSA: I know how the English language works

And then the banhammer was dropped. :handgestures-salute:

"A tip is something that is given in gratitude for services, not payment for said services."

Mm-hmm, and yet a stripper will not approach people sitting at the stage who don't have money out... Funny how that works.

 

[AnaBee]

i would turn the moon into a special heart just to have you in my life as my blood sister your so very beautiful please give me this chance be my sister?

never ignore someone whos giving you attention karma is a bitch

please believe me when i say this i am so very dead serious here k 100% no roleplaying no fantasy as
i said befor i wish you was my real blood sister since your to hard headed to let that happen i am not giving
that up to soon please let this happen it be my honor passion to have us as real family nothing more is
important then a family in my heart i really do want to word this out with you just please think about it
your so beautiful thats what i see deep in you i dont see the sexual you i see my own sister YOU

What is this? :? :?
Dude never talk to me, found email for wishlist and wants me to be what? :lol:

 

[ComicOzzie]

In a room with 3400 people that was raining tips...

CalculoneR: are u accepting pvts?

 

[AnaBee]

He politely waited after tipping for PM because I thought he tip for game. Then this..
I don't understand fetishes at all but to me this doesn't look like one, seems so disturbing and sick.

 

[Sansa]

I only put members on the ban/ignore list unless they were rude or something. But recently I banned someone for having a stupid username.

"2broke2tip" that would lurk in my room for hours. For models, the usernames of premiums are alphabetized in the list, and because his username began with a number, it was right up there at the top, and I was sick of seeing it. I am extremely understanding if my regulars are broke or whatever, in public I do sometimes do findom stuff, but if someone explains why they can't tip in a PM I am super nice about it. But seriously, making that your username either implies that you're a troll or that you don't care if a model likes you or not. Get the fuck out of here.

Seriously I have some regs that have never tipped, but if they're nice and chatty and talk about things we're both interested in. Sometimes that entices others to join in and tip. They're welcome to stay.

 

[Sansa]

He politely waited after tipping for PM because I thought he tip for game. Then this..
I don't understand fetishes at all but to me this doesn't look like one, seems so disturbing and sick.

Ew yikes. I do humiliation, but that makes me sick. I don't think I could comply with that one, but let's say that is an actual fetish, consent from both people is absolutely necessary.

 

[ComicOzzie]

Just because...

aze99: have you ever been ficked ?

:lol:

 

[Ann_Sulu]

Top stupid things said in my chat, and sadly offline in my normal daily life too, now that I think of it:

You should do "xyz" with your hair. (even when I'm obviously wearing a purple wig, like in the photo)

Wtf race are you? (Idk probably a purple haired, Asian, mailman in there somewhere, but I'm pretty sure I'm Irish)

:roll:

And yes, I'm aware Sulu is an Asian name, but seriously...I have white on my profile even.

 

[Empress Mika]

I actually send these to my room helper each night so we can laugh later... but I suppose I can share them here for you all, as well! Here are a few gems, lol:

laaauuureens: hi mistress
Miqote: hi
Raffytaffy1: [Dick Pic]
Miqote: that's disgusting
Raffytaffy1: ty

LCMatrix: hey would it be ok for my bf to watch you while I suck him off?

MiasBarat: how in the world are you at 57 with only 30 guys in your room..?
Miqote: i just got back from a trupvt
MiasBarat: werent you like....87 just the other day?

klubnikka: hello dear
Miqote: hi
klubnikka: a pleasure to see you here
klubnikka: mmmmmm it's growing....
Miqote: ?

gpz500s: Hi, would u love to have a slave which sends u money, and no return? Im a moneyslave
Miqote: that sounds like a dream come true!
Miqote: where do i sign up?
gpz500s: well, alot of men wants to serve tall pretty ladies like u
Miqote: that'd be awesome
gpz500s: u r 178 cm tall?
Miqote: 5'10"
Miqote: i don't know what that is in cm
Miqote: oh god i knew it was too good to be true
Miqote: you're not really going to send me money are u?
Miqote: wahhhhhh
gpz500s: i will send u money yes
gpz500s: u want many moneyslaves?
Miqote: sure, haha
Miqote: i eagerly await those tokens
gpz500s: make a clip at c 4 s and u get alot of moneyslaves
Miqote: nah, this already takes up too much time.
Miqote: just send the tokens when you're ready!
Miqote: you lied to me it's not nice to give up someone's hopes
Miqote: wahhhh

cplslover: hello cute
Miqote: hi
cplslover: how r u
cplslover: wana do sex
Miqote: what?

goones69: Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie - I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.

Travelinm: Hellohow are you
Miqote: hi
Travelinm: you look great
Miqote: thanks!
Travelinm: what do you like
Travelinm: you horny
Travelinm: hello
Travelinm: baby
Miqote: no

highman123: hi bb would u like to watch me suck my own cock and pls humiliate me by pointing ur camera at me on ur screen, so people in ur free chat see me?

bigbrit4: hi
Miqote: hi
bigbrit4: hru
bigbrit4: u r very very pretty
Miqote: thank u!
bigbrit4: u look like my sister in law

DiscoSupafly: Hi sexy, wanna cum fuck daddy with a strapon?

BEMGROSSO: hello
Miqote: hi
BEMGROSSO: hru
Miqote: good
BEMGROSSO: beuatiful
Miqote: thanks!
BEMGROSSO: waths like?
Miqote: what?

jhunter2: whats up baby, we got a dirty lil slut here?
Miqote: no

Six_Incher: hey
Miqote: hi
Six_Incher: hru ?
Miqote: good!
Six_Incher: single ?
Miqote: yup!
Six_Incher: question,,,
Six_Incher: what would you consider well hung ?
Miqote: yes?
Miqote: i don't really think about it so i don't care, ha

holamak: hey bb
Miqote: hi
holamak: hru sweetie?
Miqote: good!
holamak: u look amazing
holamak: could u do me a favor hun?
Miqote: what is it?
holamak: could you call me daddy? and would u strip for daddy in pvt?
Miqote: no

Science__: wassup
Miqote: how are u ?
Science__: I am quite great except it hurts when I pee
Miqote: oh no!
Miqote: uti?
Science__: maybe. maybe. maybe. or it was from when this chick stuck her finger up my peehole

jay34benn: you are so damn beautiful
Miqote: hi
Miqote: thanks!
jay34benn: mmm no baby thank you.
jay34benn: what's your age baby?
jay34benn: let's see those panties drop
Miqote: i'm nonnude

Lion4youbaby: can i please see your asshole
Lion4youbaby: do you want to see mine to?
Lion4youbaby: yes asss
Lion4youbaby: mmmm
Lion4youbaby: mmmm

JohnnyArrow: hi
Miqote: hi
JohnnyArrow: how are you?
Miqote: good, u?
JohnnyArrow: great thanks
JohnnyArrow: you're so beautiful!
Miqote: thank u
JohnnyArrow: yw
JohnnyArrow: a real turn on if I may add
Miqote: thanks!
JohnnyArrow: sure thing
JohnnyArrow: what turns you on?
Miqote: uh, so this conversation got really weird, really fast. i don't talk about this to people i don't even know. sorry!

pb621177: show daddy you are a good girl :flashboobs
Miqote: that's disgusting
pb621177: daddy spoils his good girls

bdog11392: hi
Miqote: hi
bdog11392: d do you like incest?

markkuus: hi cute, from?
Miqote: usa
markkuus: I'm Marcos, 36, from sao paulo / brazil. ntmu
markkuus: have u ever enjoyed a brazilian hard cock?
markkuus: ?
Miqote: that's gross
markkuus: and do you have any fetish or sexual fantasy?

njff1985: hi
njff1985: cute ass
Miqote: thanks!
njff1985: cute smile!
Miqote: thanks!
njff1985: yw
njff1985: can you stand up so I can check out the rest of you
Miqote: 44 for request ^^
njff1985: I'm just a deadbeat tonight

cntryboy2424: oh my my
cntryboy2424:
Miqote: hi there!
cntryboy2424: too gorgeous babe
cntryboy2424: fan of us southern boys? :
Miqote: i live in the south
Miqote: thanks!
cntryboy2424: i bet ud really like this Georgia boy

Alex_loveplay: hi!
Alex_loveplay: hru?
Miqote: hihi
Alex_loveplay: you are sexy omg
Miqote: thanks!
Alex_loveplay: i'm hot now
Alex_loveplay: wanna see me hard?
Miqote: ?
Alex_loveplay: I'm sexy and my dick is hard bb
Alex_loveplay: you want to see?
Miqote: no, i don't
Alex_loveplay: ok

Millhouse40: hi
Miqote: heya
Millhouse40: i want to know. can i bloat ur belly?
Millhouse40: like make it big
Miqote: what ?
Millhouse40: nvm then
Miqote: is that a serious request? i'm so confused.
Millhouse40: yes
Millhouse40: serious
Miqote: probably not, haha. i don't get bloated easily - sorry!
Millhouse40: thats fine
Millhouse40: i was just wondering if u wanted to do that in a pvt
Millhouse40: ut oh well
Miqote: no...

drspanner76: jesus you are gorgeous! i have this wish to see a woman disguised with mask and wig. do you think we could set a show up like that?
Miqote: sorry, no

 

[TinyT1212]

Yeahhhh let me get right on that for ya

 

[JerryBoBerry]

Yeahhhh let me get right on that for ya

Isn't that the same guy that also has craigslist ads out stating he's an Indian guy, lives near the beach and wants to meet ladies?

I swear I've seen similar posts about him.

 

[Alana Cruise]

:-D :-D :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[SaffronBurke]

ok I read faces.... I c that u did something bad today
u hurted somebody ...who is a nice friend to u

Sure, bro.

 

[Ann_Sulu]

Yeahhhh let me get right on that for ya

This man is seriously persistent, or else it actually works. He's been doing it for years. I know I got a couple of MFC mails from him...a year or two apart.

 

[SaffronBurke]

My topic:

6 dildo bj vids, 15g. 10 solo anal vids, 20g. 10 solo vids, 28g

Dude who can't read:

are all ur vids solo vids??

 

[TinyT1212]

Yeahhhh let me get right on that for ya

This man is seriously persistent, or else it actually works. He's been doing it for years. I know I got a couple of MFC mails from him...a year or two apart.

Yeah im pretty sure he is the same guy who asked me to find someone on craigslist to do it with a while back and when i never responded i guess he felt the need to ask again... its annoying and he should be banned from the site in my opinion.

 

[ComicOzzie]

Squirt_Love1: please babe make a countdown from 10 seconds to make me cum

Da fuq? :?

 

[SaffronBurke]

Squirt_Love1: please babe make a countdown from 10 seconds to make me cum

Da fuq? :?

A lot of guys who are into jerk-off instruction like to have the model count down to when he should cum.

 

[ComicOzzie]

Apparently he is speaking on behalf of the entire room...

Electro99: canot see toes now
Electro99: see toes and feet
Electro99: we love toes
Electro99: and feet

 

[xDollPartsx]

Apparently he is speaking on behalf of the entire room...

Electro99: canot see toes now
Electro99: see toes and feet
Electro99: we love toes
Electro99: and feet

Nah.. By "we" he means he and the turd in his pocket. DUH

 

[Nordling]

Apparently he is speaking on behalf of the entire room...

Electro99: canot see toes now
Electro99: see toes and feet
Electro99: we love toes
Electro99: and feet

Nah.. By "we" he means he and the turd in his pocket. DUH

Or he believes he's a European monarch... "We are not amused."

 

[lovesheidi]

Just because...

aze99: have you ever been ficked ?

:lol:

ficking germans -_-

 

[Johndoe91]

piznizzle: im on a long drive and bored/ trying to stay awake. lol
wicked_barbie1995: wanna go pvt then make it go by faster lol
piznizzle: you might make me drive off the road
wicked_barbie1995: lol u shouldnt be driving and watching live porn lmao
piznizzle: i need company. lol. im bored.
wicked_barbie1995: idk but not so safe lol
piznizzle: im in the middle of nowhere usa and there are no there are no other cars
piznizzle: and siri types for me. lol

The models responses have some WTFery too

 

[SaffronBurke]

This dude....

At the time he contacted me, there was nothing on my FetLife profile to suggest that I would be willing to do that. (It now specifies that I don't do real-time sessions or customs).
And his offered payment method totally doesn't scream "scam" at all. :?

Though, I honestly giggled a little bit about his little tantrum.

 

[JerryBoBerry]

This dude....

At the time he contacted me, there was nothing on my FetLife profile to suggest that I would be willing to do that. (It now specifies that I don't do real-time sessions or customs).
And his offered payment method totally doesn't scream "scam" at all. :?

Though, I honestly giggled a little bit about his little tantrum.

But he said you can trust him. Why aren't you trusting him?!? :lol:

 

[yummybrownfox]

Though, I honestly giggled a little bit about his little tantrum.

It is kind of funny how quickly the tantrums began when they ("negotiators") see that they won't be getting their way.

 

[ComicOzzie]

This has to go down as one of the rudest WTF comments on MFC...

volcomek: 100 tks... that's gotta be more than you father make in a week?...

:?

 

[ComicOzzie]

How convenient...

ikatak: a mi me gusta topless tania tambien. y mas cuando sacude lol
Er0senninn: Then tip dikatak
Er0senninn: All tips help
dikatak: mfc doesnt let me. i'm banned
dikatak: I can on chaturbate but not on mfc

:roll:

 

[Magnolia]

I included my (way too fucking polite) response with this. He came into my room a few times, was nice, tipped, and I was nice back. I thought he was pretty funny in his comments and genuinely enjoyed him in my room.

Then he sent me this message out of the blue.
And an Amazon gift a while later.

ALL MY WUT

Sometimes you just never know how you affect people, I suppose? I have no idea, no clue, nope.

 

[CassieGreywolf]

matt_new_boy: you are the lady that made al gore shit his shorts when he heard his global warming was nothing more than you making every man that sees you hot and horny

....what.