Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[ComicOzzie]

A non-tipping blue noob in a room with 2,000+ viewers...

Dirtydan562: I don't like it when Your Not Being Answered ..... Later Guys

 

[Ann_Sulu]

@ComicOzzie Maybe the model just ignores prefers people who don't capitalize random letters, and say your instead of you're...

 

[ComicOzzie]

This is the list of model friends on the profile of a freeloader named CountofDiamonds... He seems very discerning.


hotvalery 1Tweety AANGELEYES Selin NIVEA SeductiveMina LailaMcFluff SexyVictoria Lubi Chantell MissYsa B3GoodToGirls IreneBrown DaniMerie Kaylaxhotty ArielDiamondBabylonXxx lovely_cath ArnelaHott SIMsational AriannaSinn Angie000 BellaSara BibiJolie Princessmiaww Arayah Aprilx babexxx69 Hadiya LaceyFoxx Sarany Kymmmy KatyLoveSuschela MizzScorpio KisyDancer AnaAriana Aiyana Natalia_Z SavannaSky miiisha LoonaScandi AngelSara Gisele LauranVickers Annia squirt_party LaylaLux LILYA ScarlettMilesSarahJean Alivefantasy SeeyaMFC ToyForBoy Venussxxx Divinne JaceyMarie AleahJasmine YoUrQueenGuns Sherlyn Scumpik StackedNSlim JALYN SweetFrancie DaniAngelPerv_Kitty AshlynnStorm AuroraStone Nicollexx AmyJuggs Virgina KatrinaTaylor Suzyhotxxx KrystalBaby MsSweetie LilyPink Superwife aTroubleX Edel_ BustyxxHelen vampi_BJuliaStorm HeidiVoltage Savannahmay Melissacumms NaughtySarah DeeDee_ AdorableKye CATSAVAGE AmyLemon SeXXXy_J SexyClaudia DevonAlexis Karmen10 CandieCaneLuxuryPammie SecretDream tazadecafe Ginaleexxx Sexy_Kenzie Sensuallmilf BestOn Kaileah aLeBunny EmmyLove MegaClit AriaGiovanni MelissaM MissD_BB HornyBlonde22LisaSecret wezv4gQM6 KissKara BlondeKylie SensualBarbie karrinax cristinamilan NicoleLovey AliceInLove ChristineAsh JessyBoobs perrohpta Sashabae AdySweet HollyWould_xBlakeLively Olivia_Paige SimplySara CaliChloe AspenRae GymBabe Amazing_Paris DiamondJames JanessaBrazil gangsta_louna LucyElle Raphaela abustybabe KyleeNashSavannahSteel Ms_F_ NaughtyAllie JennaMarie BlondeJen Indigo__Child VanessaJames AllyMadison_x LalaMonrobot EvaLunaX PebbleBchBuny Kathehot Sidneyfox ExoticLilyXOAissa B_Happy_ Layla_Savage crackmyholes AthenaBlaze Pamelas_ Seattle_Rains AlexaSeven SugarDACougar AngelaSommers wowsquirt23 Nathasha69 Tayler ChristalXXXLaceyBlack Angelserena Bryci MightyAn MonroeLee Amazing_Dream KatieBanks LovelyLindsey Radiant_Nea JustBea MissButterfly Smooth_Ell GoddessZoey Jayden_KaneICANDEE1 VikyValentine AwesomeAshley XXXGoddess MsLily Kye_Undergirl Kellyjacobs SpiceInfinity KeeeeenA Alex_BigNipps AmberHahn MsCheeks AustinWhite KellyKamsDanikaWest DanniDoll Bellycia AmazingLily NatyNatasha Teagzzz DrNicholle babiyboo SugarBaby Ultress CrazyTeam_ StripQueen HoneyLove_1 AGianna SammieRhodesBigBoobsLLC WildPredator CrazyAngel0 AngelicTexan SoAdorable AngiesNaughty Flavour22 SexxxyLorie TaylorSteele Demixxx BrittLondon IngridLuv BrandiBlazeEYECANDYQUEEN ana___ VeraBambi Kassie_Kane A_CUTIE SchoolBabyxx SEXADDICTEDX4 SexyDucky CarrolCutie Sweet_Jess XNicoleXO PublicExposur Bomb_Ass dasherbaeAliciaSecrets NicoleGraves Rusian4funn Lexi911 VeronicaMInx MadisonxLeigh Brunettefir3 Ayelen Adrey_ DYAnamite Liliagra LanaIvans AnnaMolli CATA_LINA PureAngelBodysexintense Suuzy KimberKitty Carmen_Bella NikiSkyler Hardcorewhore KittyDe_e titiana4you KaCiKaSh Mypuss RoseMary__ GoddessCanna Aprilx_x Tifannny I_am_SheLondon_Slutty KATEELIFE Rossallien esthere BlondeeFairy SamySamSamX Delicious_me KhloeNxtDoor kayla02 AdorableJessy Beatrys gfhghhghgfgh Helenhot SamanthaFoXXXsquirtblonde SimplyPaxton PureDream MissSexyVixen Hottalicia1 Ninja_Girl natashaboo Krystan SexyJewell Partyygirl Pink_Puss TiffaniT ExquisiteEyes RonaRaze JaggerJaymesItsCleo HotMiamiMami HotDianaTan Dulcemoon just_QUEEN Autumn_Blonde CaptFrancesca miky_91 Amy_Valentine Bee_Mayax Andrealovely EmileePaige VelvetSpice JannySweetJemmaStoned DakotaTaylor ILONA_FOX GinnyPotter KendraKennedy HotPinkFlower Tagira_Crazy evellyna AvaDawn your_life Anoook SexxyCasandra LovesDesire hottxxblondelsabelle CUTEPRINCESS_ Lana_Love Anna_Jessy Misundercover S3xyBlond3e esmeralda_bel BaccardiShot happyangel7 ProfModel Firedoor Isyslove La_Stella SaylemSuperVagina28 MsHarper Keily22 AlabamaWhirly Sensual_Sexy Angelic_Eve PiperLuv yenlo MissChristina naughtyjazxx MaryMoore A3lice AZEALIA AmazonGirl1 Brina_ TheodoraaDylanAces Claryce Rubyprincess Noelle_ CatherineJx LovelyAngel2u AlisaNextDoor ReaganFoxx Angel4Devil Jaydenskyee Ateena Skye_Evans_ JulianaCandi SensiKitty LovellyAsskendall_love Miagra DreamOfAnalia OliviaTaylor Classy_S SherylAnn BlondeDreams KeissyKate CatchyKarma BrandySweets MelissaLauren anafoxx CamySutra BustySexCoachAlexisCox Tx_eyecandy AudreyLee Mckenzie__ SarahShevon RoxieRed LuxuryDiva_ hoewhite MayaLove23 Casssie PrincessBeka0 illicit69 KanDee_ Babydollboss BrielleH_E_L_E_N_A EmmSBuci HotWifeKrissy Kathrynn Sarah_louise_ darkparadise_ SummerHart ElishaFox Bees_N_Rosexx AmberLynnBach VERONICA__ Hotwifenikki MissBrandyIsabellaSnow KiraTequila Diana_Doll Miss_Ara SunnyyBunny cammiequit Babby18 Julie_Ann CherieDeVille Allika missaddie PantherFire FavGirl tattqueen Kittylick420 Missy_AllyTrinity36DD Nikkielove Rumcola Savannah_Fyre TheStellarGF Kristi_Lovett SECRETARYY Hothailey_4u QueenVeronica BbySQUIRTxx BellaFrench Angelbby111 AngelaFrenchTeamTam Lovely_Marry retroana AlisOnFire RoxiePassion Katherynn CocoMia Jayne420 Rock_nRolla Anntonia FoxyCrown BritneyRose VronicaWeston Annaissa Daisyd_ LusiLavSabinna Ryleexo HannaHeaven BabyZelda SEXYKARA_X Atrevidas4you Lynn_Sweets K_Ally Lexi_LeXXX AllieBay Savorytits CarmenKiss LUNA_LU trinityambers DestinyDreamxSex__Squirter Ryanne_ White_Fluffy Chocolatic Downloads RedDiva WoWelement Anielaxx NikkiEliot EdenMae Julidoll CutieSophie WildBree SEXY_JESSIE_ LOVE_SSQUIRTAliceSmartass Lorenadance Cristinat2012 NahaMycute Maxima_ sweetydolll Jesik4you DivaDivina JaydeLove MsSnowWhite Kitty2love MissReinaT Michela19 CuteBambi TittyChanSweetyKimber DreamAngel69 lilymadison ChipmunkMFC Alexis_Ann MakaylaDivine Jane_cz DemiLovegood AliceBiscuit Cherry_Blonde UrSweetAnna SweetDollKate JustAmiMilf_Goddess AryanaXXX Sunhiee Geniva_ EyeCandy__ SensuallDiva B_E_L_L_E_ Lara___ cuteemillyxx Shoa_Vicious Tabatha69 BellaTorrez NakedFairyX SquirtingMilfBrandiSparks TerribleTara LuyzaLoVe AliceOO7 Ashe_Maree SugarBat Niley_Hot PauliSquirt SweetKattye Hott_Nurse BrianeSquirt ZenKitty SolarInside sweetvalexxxSavageTease Candy_Anne A_Normal_Girl Roxie18 Skarapeya BrittanyYoung Miss_behavin Aileennxxx OliviaSquirt Candydancer23 AwesomeKate OnlyBell Azra_ Lovely_BlondyXxxmodel69 KimTylor_ DDDiddle Kickaz TediesVsBears Allessandra21 sweetvannexa Sensationowl_ DabbyLala HazelX innabopbop ScarlettMxxx KinkyMonik JizzySpankLeDernierAnge NaomiWat ValerieAngel HotSuzanne AlleXXX4you Lavenderbow Natty_Lynn PreciousSusan LenaVonOhain AlexisDD FelicityxX Bellissimaxx JennyD1amondMissFoxyMinx SunnyAdams Anastasia___ SassyCassie_ BoootySTAR Mika_Cali Blondy_Sweet TheBadGF Simina_ AoifeOneal Honeyhaze AdorkableAria PuppyBreath Bustybritishkissabishh LizzieLust AmberWTF Ivy__ Vegas_girl LexiDiamondx NevAnude Summer_fox Carollyne SquirtinMilly YelenaCruz AwkwardCookie LadyYvone MissKerriKay KittyKitty7JoliePosh ScarlettLacy DaisyDestin AngeIina Crystall_X Sellenna_ LoreWtf paulina_sexy LaurenRedd AngelSmileA Barbie__Love AnAzingEricka BettyM SweetMommy3VanillaSecret Alexis Miss_Jiggles Amalyaaspen MissMolly SweetAyllineX KittyPurrz EmilyTease Yokoluvminion SophiaB awesomeblonde ASS_BRAZIL KimberlyJamhttp://profiles.myfreecams.com/hotvalery

 

[Admiralfoot]

I know this a thread about crazy things members say, but had a funny interaction with a model the other day. We had general conversation for a few minutes and then she told me she wanted to do cam to cam for free. I thought she wanted to see what I looked like and mentioned I had a pic on my profile page. She said she didn't want to see my pic, she wanted to see my dick. I told her my cam wasn't working and honestly had never exposed myself on cam before. She said that wasn't good and I needed to show my dick more often. The next day she pm'd me and after some general conversation. She brought up drug she had taken. I told her I only drank beer. She said I needed to take more drugs. And she wanted me to visit her and take ecstasy with her. I haven't seen her yet this week, but curious what she'll have for me the next time.

 

[LilyBlueBBW]

Another one who thinks I am a hooker:

Re: Bobbys pics and offer
From: Bobby <15995388>

Sent: 07-27-2016

Attachments:
1.jpg (0.06 MB), 2.jpg (0.04 MB), 3.jpg (0.04 MB), bobby4.jpg (0.04 MB)

I hope I am your type?
I would pay 1700 for an evening with you!

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I have no idea what about me screams prostitute but I would like to get rid of it!

 

[southlily]

Two days question:
"Can I pee in ur asshole in skype?"

And todays'
"Are u a virgin?"
"Are u 17?"

Oh yeah, ofc im

 

[Ann_Sulu]

I repeated what he said in the same tone as the Heads in the Get Schwifty episode, and said how what he said sounded like the porn version of it. XD

 

[schlmoe]

This is the list of model friends on the profile of a freeloader named CountofDiamonds... He seems very discerning.


hotvalery 1Tweety AANGELEYES Selin NIVEA SeductiveMina LailaMcFluff SexyVictoria Lubi Chantell MissYsa B3GoodToGirls IreneBrown DaniMerie Kaylaxhotty ArielDiamondBabylonXxx lovely_cath ArnelaHott SIMsational AriannaSinn Angie000 BellaSara BibiJolie Princessmiaww Arayah Aprilx babexxx69 Hadiya LaceyFoxx Sarany Kymmmy KatyLoveSuschela MizzScorpio KisyDancer AnaAriana Aiyana Natalia_Z SavannaSky miiisha LoonaScandi AngelSara Gisele LauranVickers Annia squirt_party LaylaLux LILYA ScarlettMilesSarahJean Alivefantasy SeeyaMFC ToyForBoy Venussxxx Divinne JaceyMarie AleahJasmine YoUrQueenGuns Sherlyn Scumpik StackedNSlim JALYN SweetFrancie DaniAngelPerv_Kitty AshlynnStorm AuroraStone Nicollexx AmyJuggs Virgina KatrinaTaylor Suzyhotxxx KrystalBaby MsSweetie LilyPink Superwife aTroubleX Edel_ BustyxxHelen vampi_BJuliaStorm HeidiVoltage Savannahmay Melissacumms NaughtySarah DeeDee_ AdorableKye CATSAVAGE AmyLemon SeXXXy_J SexyClaudia DevonAlexis Karmen10 CandieCaneLuxuryPammie SecretDream tazadecafe Ginaleexxx Sexy_Kenzie Sensuallmilf BestOn Kaileah aLeBunny EmmyLove MegaClit AriaGiovanni MelissaM MissD_BB HornyBlonde22LisaSecret wezv4gQM6 KissKara BlondeKylie SensualBarbie karrinax cristinamilan NicoleLovey AliceInLove ChristineAsh JessyBoobs perrohpta Sashabae AdySweet HollyWould_xBlakeLively Olivia_Paige SimplySara CaliChloe AspenRae GymBabe Amazing_Paris DiamondJames JanessaBrazil gangsta_louna LucyElle Raphaela abustybabe KyleeNashSavannahSteel Ms_F_ NaughtyAllie JennaMarie BlondeJen Indigo__Child VanessaJames AllyMadison_x LalaMonrobot EvaLunaX PebbleBchBuny Kathehot Sidneyfox ExoticLilyXOAissa B_Happy_ Layla_Savage crackmyholes AthenaBlaze Pamelas_ Seattle_Rains AlexaSeven SugarDACougar AngelaSommers wowsquirt23 Nathasha69 Tayler ChristalXXXLaceyBlack Angelserena Bryci MightyAn MonroeLee Amazing_Dream KatieBanks LovelyLindsey Radiant_Nea JustBea MissButterfly Smooth_Ell GoddessZoey Jayden_KaneICANDEE1 VikyValentine AwesomeAshley XXXGoddess MsLily Kye_Undergirl Kellyjacobs SpiceInfinity KeeeeenA Alex_BigNipps AmberHahn MsCheeks AustinWhite KellyKamsDanikaWest DanniDoll Bellycia AmazingLily NatyNatasha Teagzzz DrNicholle babiyboo SugarBaby Ultress CrazyTeam_ StripQueen HoneyLove_1 AGianna SammieRhodesBigBoobsLLC WildPredator CrazyAngel0 AngelicTexan SoAdorable AngiesNaughty Flavour22 SexxxyLorie TaylorSteele Demixxx BrittLondon IngridLuv BrandiBlazeEYECANDYQUEEN ana___ VeraBambi Kassie_Kane A_CUTIE SchoolBabyxx SEXADDICTEDX4 SexyDucky CarrolCutie Sweet_Jess XNicoleXO PublicExposur Bomb_Ass dasherbaeAliciaSecrets NicoleGraves Rusian4funn Lexi911 VeronicaMInx MadisonxLeigh Brunettefir3 Ayelen Adrey_ DYAnamite Liliagra LanaIvans AnnaMolli CATA_LINA PureAngelBodysexintense Suuzy KimberKitty Carmen_Bella NikiSkyler Hardcorewhore KittyDe_e titiana4you KaCiKaSh Mypuss RoseMary__ GoddessCanna Aprilx_x Tifannny I_am_SheLondon_Slutty KATEELIFE Rossallien esthere BlondeeFairy SamySamSamX Delicious_me KhloeNxtDoor kayla02 AdorableJessy Beatrys gfhghhghgfgh Helenhot SamanthaFoXXXsquirtblonde SimplyPaxton PureDream MissSexyVixen Hottalicia1 Ninja_Girl natashaboo Krystan SexyJewell Partyygirl Pink_Puss TiffaniT ExquisiteEyes RonaRaze JaggerJaymesItsCleo HotMiamiMami HotDianaTan Dulcemoon just_QUEEN Autumn_Blonde CaptFrancesca miky_91 Amy_Valentine Bee_Mayax Andrealovely EmileePaige VelvetSpice JannySweetJemmaStoned DakotaTaylor ILONA_FOX GinnyPotter KendraKennedy HotPinkFlower Tagira_Crazy evellyna AvaDawn your_life Anoook SexxyCasandra LovesDesire hottxxblondelsabelle CUTEPRINCESS_ Lana_Love Anna_Jessy Misundercover S3xyBlond3e esmeralda_bel BaccardiShot happyangel7 ProfModel Firedoor Isyslove La_Stella SaylemSuperVagina28 MsHarper Keily22 AlabamaWhirly Sensual_Sexy Angelic_Eve PiperLuv yenlo MissChristina naughtyjazxx MaryMoore A3lice AZEALIA AmazonGirl1 Brina_ TheodoraaDylanAces Claryce Rubyprincess Noelle_ CatherineJx LovelyAngel2u AlisaNextDoor ReaganFoxx Angel4Devil Jaydenskyee Ateena Skye_Evans_ JulianaCandi SensiKitty LovellyAsskendall_love Miagra DreamOfAnalia OliviaTaylor Classy_S SherylAnn BlondeDreams KeissyKate CatchyKarma BrandySweets MelissaLauren anafoxx CamySutra BustySexCoachAlexisCox Tx_eyecandy AudreyLee Mckenzie__ SarahShevon RoxieRed LuxuryDiva_ hoewhite MayaLove23 Casssie PrincessBeka0 illicit69 KanDee_ Babydollboss BrielleH_E_L_E_N_A EmmSBuci HotWifeKrissy Kathrynn Sarah_louise_ darkparadise_ SummerHart ElishaFox Bees_N_Rosexx AmberLynnBach VERONICA__ Hotwifenikki MissBrandyIsabellaSnow KiraTequila Diana_Doll Miss_Ara SunnyyBunny cammiequit Babby18 Julie_Ann CherieDeVille Allika missaddie PantherFire FavGirl tattqueen Kittylick420 Missy_AllyTrinity36DD Nikkielove Rumcola Savannah_Fyre TheStellarGF Kristi_Lovett SECRETARYY Hothailey_4u QueenVeronica BbySQUIRTxx BellaFrench Angelbby111 AngelaFrenchTeamTam Lovely_Marry retroana AlisOnFire RoxiePassion Katherynn CocoMia Jayne420 Rock_nRolla Anntonia FoxyCrown BritneyRose VronicaWeston Annaissa Daisyd_ LusiLavSabinna Ryleexo HannaHeaven BabyZelda SEXYKARA_X Atrevidas4you Lynn_Sweets K_Ally Lexi_LeXXX AllieBay Savorytits CarmenKiss LUNA_LU trinityambers DestinyDreamxSex__Squirter Ryanne_ White_Fluffy Chocolatic Downloads RedDiva WoWelement Anielaxx NikkiEliot EdenMae Julidoll CutieSophie WildBree SEXY_JESSIE_ LOVE_SSQUIRTAliceSmartass Lorenadance Cristinat2012 NahaMycute Maxima_ sweetydolll Jesik4you DivaDivina JaydeLove MsSnowWhite Kitty2love MissReinaT Michela19 CuteBambi TittyChanSweetyKimber DreamAngel69 lilymadison ChipmunkMFC Alexis_Ann MakaylaDivine Jane_cz DemiLovegood AliceBiscuit Cherry_Blonde UrSweetAnna SweetDollKate JustAmiMilf_Goddess AryanaXXX Sunhiee Geniva_ EyeCandy__ SensuallDiva B_E_L_L_E_ Lara___ cuteemillyxx Shoa_Vicious Tabatha69 BellaTorrez NakedFairyX SquirtingMilfBrandiSparks TerribleTara LuyzaLoVe AliceOO7 Ashe_Maree SugarBat Niley_Hot PauliSquirt SweetKattye Hott_Nurse BrianeSquirt ZenKitty SolarInside sweetvalexxxSavageTease Candy_Anne A_Normal_Girl Roxie18 Skarapeya BrittanyYoung Miss_behavin Aileennxxx OliviaSquirt Candydancer23 AwesomeKate OnlyBell Azra_ Lovely_BlondyXxxmodel69 KimTylor_ DDDiddle Kickaz TediesVsBears Allessandra21 sweetvannexa Sensationowl_ DabbyLala HazelX innabopbop ScarlettMxxx KinkyMonik JizzySpankLeDernierAnge NaomiWat ValerieAngel HotSuzanne AlleXXX4you Lavenderbow Natty_Lynn PreciousSusan LenaVonOhain AlexisDD FelicityxX Bellissimaxx JennyD1amondMissFoxyMinx SunnyAdams Anastasia___ SassyCassie_ BoootySTAR Mika_Cali Blondy_Sweet TheBadGF Simina_ AoifeOneal Honeyhaze AdorkableAria PuppyBreath Bustybritishkissabishh LizzieLust AmberWTF Ivy__ Vegas_girl LexiDiamondx NevAnude Summer_fox Carollyne SquirtinMilly YelenaCruz AwkwardCookie LadyYvone MissKerriKay KittyKitty7JoliePosh ScarlettLacy DaisyDestin AngeIina Crystall_X Sellenna_ LoreWtf paulina_sexy LaurenRedd AngelSmileA Barbie__Love AnAzingEricka BettyM SweetMommy3VanillaSecret Alexis Miss_Jiggles Amalyaaspen MissMolly SweetAyllineX KittyPurrz EmilyTease Yokoluvminion SophiaB awesomeblonde ASS_BRAZIL KimberlyJam

Dude, it's your life, but sometimes I think you have way too much time on your hands.

 

[Admiralfoot]

Another one who thinks I am a hooker:

Re: Bobbys pics and offer
From: Bobby <15995388>

Sent: 07-27-2016

Attachments:
1.jpg (0.06 MB), 2.jpg (0.04 MB), 3.jpg (0.04 MB), bobby4.jpg (0.04 MB)

I hope I am your type?
I would pay 1700 for an evening with you!

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I have no idea what about me screams prostitute but I would like to get rid of it!

I don't even know what to say about that? That is just a complete disregard for your respect.

 

[PearTV]

Recently had a member come into my room and start talking about sexy he is... Listing height and weight and claiming that girls cum when they see him.

I made it obvious I didn't care.

Then, when other people in the room chatted, he would pick on them?? Like wtf stop.

THEN, in a PM he said "wanna cum?" So I was like, you tryna go private? And he was like, "do I seem like the kind of guy who pays girls to" whatever. I banned him.

This happened the other night but I still think about how bewildering the whole interaction was.

Sorta can't wait til my new model status wears off, so that people like that will stay the heck away from me.

 

[Nordling]

Sounds more like pain than a compliment.

freakygalcentral: What I would give to suck on your clit like an oxtail bone

 

[AnimeAnnie]

My WTF comments from the other night that happened while, I might add, I was quite distracted with fapping.

"are u even a person?"

...then when he got no response

"are u dead inside?"


If I wasn't all caught up in my cumshow I likely would have addressed this purely for entertainment value, but seriously, dude, wtf?! He actually went on a few minutes later but I was too busy to do anything about it.

 

[yummybrownfox]

Nope, it's your loss, buddy boy!

 

[ThePrincessLuxy]

"are u dead inside?"

LOL

 

[juniper]

I just started camming, but I had one guy a couple of days ago with this exchange that made me spit out my drink I was laughing so hard:
Guy: Very many old man watching you
Guy: I give you one camel for orgasm
Me: I'm gonna need at least 2 camels
Guy: Ok 2 camels
Guy: I have lot of camels is okay

I have the screenshot, but don't know if I'm allowed to post it LOL

 

[SinD Je T'aime]

Another one who thinks I am a hooker:

Re: Bobbys pics and offer
From: Bobby <15995388>

Sent: 07-27-2016

Attachments:
1.jpg (0.06 MB), 2.jpg (0.04 MB), 3.jpg (0.04 MB), bobby4.jpg (0.04 MB)

I hope I am your type?
I would pay 1700 for an evening with you!

*********************************************************


I have no idea what about me screams prostitute but I would like to get rid of it!

uuughhhhh i think we all get that on occasion, i don't know what part of camgirl=prostitute.

 

[juniper]

Also, I don't know how common this is since I'm new, but I had a guy ask me if I would fart for him in a private. Not as funny as the camels, but still.

 

[SaffronBurke]

Also, I don't know how common this is since I'm new, but I had a guy ask me if I would fart for him in a private. Not as funny as the camels, but still.

Super duper popular. And they always seem to ask when you couldn't fart right now even if you wanted to.

 

[SinD Je T'aime]

Also, I don't know how common this is since I'm new, but I had a guy ask me if I would fart for him in a private. Not as funny as the camels, but still.

I agree with @SaffronBurke it is pretty popular i get requests for private shows as well as vid requests for farting, however i can't magically make myself fart on command.....smdh Plus, i dunno, its so unladylike IMO, not that i don't do unladylike things all the time anyway, but for some reason that one for me personally, is something i only do around a man after i have been in a long term relationship and we are really comfortable with each other lol

 

[n_i_c_u]

Also, I don't know how common this is since I'm new, but I had a guy ask me if I would fart for him in a private. Not as funny as the camels, but still.

You know, I really thought I was superperv until I read this board (thanks religion--you jerks )...but, I don't think so anymore. I knew I was vanilla, but WOW--which I say: go for it Model and dude if both are cool (different strokes for different folks is how I see it).

 

[Chippai]

So today some member came in with the name "StraightNrml" or something like that.
And he's like "1 star for being bi-sexual/lesbian/gay" or something to that effect, it was really poorly written so I could barely understand what they were trying to say.
Then I go to their profile and it's just a string of comments they left on their own profile going on a rant about gay people. LOL

I guess they just go around rating anyone who's not straight 1 star. Too funny.

Quote from the profile:
"Gay is the coin phrase for 'in total despair'."

 

[JerryBoBerry]

Also, I don't know how common this is since I'm new, but I had a guy ask me if I would fart for him in a private. Not as funny as the camels, but still.

It's a thing.
http://clips4sale.com/list/en/category/99/FARTING

 

[LilPixy]

Just got this message on the site where are all my videos and photos ever taken...

Hi hot Baby
You Look really hot
I would like to See more

Looking for freebies, aren't you?

 

[ComicOzzie]

Be more annoying, Teddi...

TEDDIBEAR6: HEYYYYYYYYYY BOOOOOOOOOOO
TEDDIBEAR6: MUAHHHHHHHH
TEDDIBEAR6: LVE THE ACENT TALK BOO
TEDDIBEAR6: SOUNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

 

[ComicOzzie]

Handsome dude gets shot down...

Mrpaiva35: aria
Mrpaiva35: hru
Aria_abby: good hru
Mrpaiva35: goood
Mrpaiva35: horny
Mrpaiva35: hard
Mrpaiva35: can i eat you out
Mrpaiva35: why?
Mrpaiva35: im actually a very handsome man
Mrpaiva35: but take care

 

[sweetsadist]

Dude and I have a generally flirty/ borderline sexual chat for about 10-15 minutes (and he mentions a well paying job, so I'm like cool he's down for a show for sure) when I start to suggest that we go to private if he wants to keep my attention and get into the dirty stuff.

Dude: Oh ok just give me a minute, I'm watching this video on pornhub real quick
Me: Ok or you could just have the real thing, there's that pause button
Dude: It's almost over
Me: No worries! *carries on, talks to other members, etc for 10 min"
Dude: God what I'd do to eat that pussy right now
Me: Hey no offense but I don't allow dirty talk in free chat. Please respect my time and room rules. I'm ready to to head to PVT though
Dude: Sorry the porn just got me really horny
Me: Great! Let me finish you off in PVT
*5 minutes goes by*
Dude: I think I'm going to go to a brothel, nice to meet you! Thanks for your time
Me: you are a fucking loser
BAN
BAN
BAN
BAN
BAN
BAN!

 

[yummybrownfox]

He's been a member of MFC for over 4 years, has visited my room several times without tipping, and thinks flattering remarks (He greets me with that "Hey, Nia Long" comment every time) will butter me up to wanna look at his dick for free. No...

 

[schlmoe]

He's been a member of MFC for over 4 years, has visited my room several times without tipping, and thinks flattering remarks (He greets me with that "Hey, Nia Long" comment every time) will butter me up to wanna look at his dick for free. No...

Do you mean he didn't pull out the "Best on MFC, Boo!" line?

 

[Sophia Rose]

I've had quite vile MFC mails which I think is a bit too much to even say on here, but the "mildest" thing that someone said to me in chat "bb can you burp on command? burp for me."

WAT?!

I get quite a few people wanting freebies too, the classic "I'll tip later, I promise." "I'm broke, but I promise I'll tip you on my payday"

Yeah sure, buddy! I'll put it on your tab...

 

[sweetsadist]

I've had quite vile MFC mails which I think is a bit too much to even say on here, but the "mildest" thing that someone said to me in chat "bb can you burp on command? burp for me."

WAT?!

Burping is a relatively common fetish, along with farting and other bodily functions lol. Quite a few of my friends cater to these fetishes! But yeah, this guy sounds like a tool who is trying to get his rocks off for free.


I definitely wanna steal your "I'll put it on your tab" line!