Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[Keanu]

While in my friend's room, a light grey user ("has bought tokens") sent me a PM.
Probably just signed up and took the 'supporter' option to get the initial 200 tokens, otherwise he couldn't have sent the PM.
I must've been in a goofy mood, and decided to humour him. Here's our brief 'chat':

<grey>: Wanna go in on a big tip?
<me>: what do you call big?
<grey>: we throw in on her "full body tour in private"
<me>: can't split a private
<grey>: well what were you thinking then? striptease or write name on body?
<me>: it was your suggestion. how many tokens do you have?
<grey>: I have 87
<grey>: what about write name on her ass cheeks?
(so I'm thinking he will suggest his name on one cheek, mine on the other.......)
<me>: thanks, tempting offer but I'll decline. Feel free to tip off her menu though, well worth it!
<grey>: Thanks for being understanding, I'm still new to tipping. I get screwed over a lot
(closes PM chat)

I have never been approached for splitting tips before, does it happen though? Guess they have to agree it up front with the model if so?

That actually sounds like a sweet guy haha. Just trying to have some fun with the amount he’s got

 

[curious68]

"My penis is going to blow up your ransom"

Is this some kind of slang I'm unaware of; ransom?

 

[bamdicted]

While in my friend's room, a light grey user ("has bought tokens") sent me a PM.
Probably just signed up and took the 'supporter' option to get the initial 200 tokens, otherwise he couldn't have sent the PM.
I must've been in a goofy mood, and decided to humour him. Here's our brief 'chat':

<grey>: Wanna go in on a big tip?
<me>: what do you call big?
<grey>: we throw in on her "full body tour in private"
<me>: can't split a private
<grey>: well what were you thinking then? striptease or write name on body?
<me>: it was your suggestion. how many tokens do you have?
<grey>: I have 87
<grey>: what about write name on her ass cheeks?
(so I'm thinking he will suggest his name on one cheek, mine on the other.......)
<me>: thanks, tempting offer but I'll decline. Feel free to tip off her menu though, well worth it!
<grey>: Thanks for being understanding, I'm still new to tipping. I get screwed over a lot
(closes PM chat)

I have never been approached for splitting tips before, does it happen though? Guess they have to agree it up front with the model if so?

Isn't that called the model setting up a goal? And yes he does sound harmless and a little naive.

 

[rockin_rod]

Isn't that called the model setting up a goal? And yes he does sound harmless and a little naive.

Goal in progress was oil show, but he was interested in specific tip menu items.
But agree, at the time I was undecided if he was a typical grey, or pretty genuine new member; probably it was his first time or two on the site.
I'll look out for him there again.

So is split tipping a thing, or not? I know you can offer shared 'turbo' tips on some sites, but never come across what he suggested.

 

[bbbbadddd]

I have never been approached for splitting tips before, does it happen though? Guess they have to agree it up front with the model if so?

Never in a PM for me and been around for a long time. In open chat, yes, I've been in rooms where we've talked and done whatever. Each drop half for something, you do this and I'll do that, etc. With model involved and agreed obviously.

Frankly, every unknown user who PMs me tends to be ummm... a little odd. ; )

 

[InannahQoH]

General Chat
InannaQoH : Do you fly to Australia often?
Model : Do you want me to fly to Australia?
InannaQoH : Well it would help with the 13 hour time-zone difference.

PM's
Model : what is your name?
InannaQoH : Inanna Queen of Heaven, Or InannaQoH for short, or it seems most people call me "Ina"
Model : hahaha ina do you really want me in australia?
Model : I'm only saving for my cell phone now because my previous one lost it
InannaQoH : After we are married?
Model : hahahahha
Model : idk
Model : :catkissyyy
InannaQoH : You cant come to Australia , and then we argue though.
InannaQoH : So need to decide before you come, if we will have 7 or 8 children.
Model : wow, that's a lot hahahahaha I just want 1

Sorry models, least I tipped while I was playing..

 

[darcyduke]

User: 'HAHHA U R SO PRO AT THIS.'
Me: Thanks. Be sure to tip if you like what you see.
User: 'NAH, I ENJOY WATCHING U DESTROY THESE BITCHS.'

 

[thealixlynx]

*Logs on*

No hi, no "how's your day"...

just...

SUCK YOUR TOES

 

[rockin_rod]

Just now on Camsoda:

vincent2830: Your sperm zien squirten yes of no
bustanutonyaface: Ur laim in pvt lol
rocketknob7: Fuck my leg have a go at ur personalities yes please

The model was just sitting typing on her keyboard at the time...... must be a full moon tonight

 

[Madame]

“I should come to your door” umm..no tf you shouldn’t. He’s banned.

 

[yummybrownfox]

“I should come to your door” umm..no tf you shouldn’t. He’s banned.

WTF. Ew...tell him "I should Lorena Bobbitt ya. Snip, snip..." Lmao.

 

[NotYou]

The model was naked and toying herself...
This guy.. how vain does one have to be to say something like this?


thespywholovedme: I’m handsome stroking the big one over you

Unless "handsome" was a translation error..

 

[NotYou]

Oh, this is a thing I always think "wtf" at and it happens more often than you (or I) would expect/hope for it.


Guys that compliment a model with something like "omg bb you're so sexy, you're hotter than my wife/girlfriend. I wish YOU were my wife."...
I mean, why would you say that and insult your partner?

 

[bbbbadddd]

bigboyballzy Can ur phone fit in ur pussy
model wtf_?
bigboyballzy Can it baby


/smdh

 

[Carmen_Monroe]

Oh, this is a thing I always think "wtf" at and it happens more often than you (or I) would expect/hope for it.


Guys that compliment a model with something like "omg bb you're so sexy, you're hotter than my wife/girlfriend. I wish YOU were my wife."...
I mean, why would you say that and insult your partner?

Yeah, I hate that too. Some of them compare the models "Oh you're the hottest on this site" or "All other models are trash / boring / ugly, you are the best".

No word can describe how much I hate this behavior. For me these are real assholes and I always tell the guys that I won't tolerate anything like that in my room. If it doesn't stop, he'll be kicked out. No matter how much tip he gave or what color he is. It's hurtful and shitty when models are treated like objects that have no feelings.

 

[Carmen_Monroe]

bigboyballzy Can ur phone fit in ur pussy
model wtf_?
bigboyballzy Can it baby


/smdh

I always ask myself what else I should put in my pussy. It always has to be crazier, bigger and be even more unsuitable things. I think the stupidest thing I was asked was if I can insert a chair leg. I just wait until someone asks if my kitchen table and refrigerator also fit in. Some of them really need another lesson in anatomy

Fortunately, there are still enough people who are satisfied with a simple, normal-sized dildo.

 

[rockin_rod]

This just on Camsoda. Been a lot of gross comments in this particular room lately. Can't believe they don't get banned. I did not stick around after asking myself wtf??!!.
Unsurprisingly, she did not take him up on the 'tempting' offer of a private after that comment

 

[rockin_rod]

This was something I'd never heard of before! Is this really a thing?
(I blocked off the username)

 

[curious68]

user: "I cut my cock off just to be with her one time"

You wouldn't even get "one time" if you cut off your cock.

 

[yummybrownfox]

Oh, this is a thing I always think "wtf" at and it happens more often than you (or I) would expect/hope for it.


Guys that compliment a model with something like "omg bb you're so sexy, you're hotter than my wife/girlfriend. I wish YOU were my wife."...
I mean, why would you say that and insult your partner?

This disgusts me too. Probably the type of guy who'd talk shit about his "fat wife" while she's pregnant with his child. SMH.

 

[DoD404]

This was something I'd never heard of before! Is this really a thing?
(I blocked off the username)

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yes, it's a thing... and I belong to the fan club haha

 

[rockin_rod]

yes, it's a thing... and I belong to the fan club haha
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Thank you, I learned something today!
Even the model replied to that comment saying "what are they?"

 

[jekster]

Thank you, I learned something today!
Even the model replied to that comment saying "what are they?"

For some Back Dimples can be an erogenous zone too..

 

[EasternPromis]

The ones obsessed with my “marital status”. Asking if I’m married, every ring they see me wearing is “nice wedding ring btw” and so on.
And if I jokingly say that I am - they be like “uh then your husband should be paying for you”. Amazing logic I wonder if they also like “Ew *name actress/musician* got married?! I won’t watch her movies/listen music anymore then!”

 

[NotYou]

The ones obsessed with my “marital status”. Asking if I’m married, every ring they see me wearing is “nice wedding ring btw” and so on.
And if I jokingly say that I am - they be like “uh then your husband should be paying for you”. Amazing logic I wonder if they also like “Ew *name actress/musician* got married?! I won’t watch her movies/listen music anymore then!”

This is yet another thing I don't understand when a guy finds out if a model has a partner.
I get that it can ruin the GFE, but so long as the partner is not being on cam with the model or in her GFE snapchat, OnlyFans, etc then I don't get why it's a problem.

There have been a few models that have hidden the fact they have a partner extremely well, but then when we chat and we share and I learn it, I don't feel anything bad or negative, etc. It doesn't change the fact I enjoy the time with her and her shows.

 

[rockin_rod]

For some Back Dimples can be an erogenous zone too..

Clearly I need to invest some time in this area, for research purposes!

 

[DoD404]

Even the model replied to that comment saying "what are they?"

when you have a doubt, as you frequent CB, just try to find it in the chat ^^ that's easier to explain

 

[doorway]

This was something I'd never heard of before! Is this really a thing?
(I blocked off the username)

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Dimples of Venus

 

[THE MOLLIE MARIE]

For some Back Dimples can be an erogenous zone too..

I had never heard this before, and the speed with which I started fondling my back dimples...

Nothing happened.

 

[AudriTwo]

This was something I'd never heard of before! Is this really a thing?
(I blocked off the username)

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lol there is a Wikipedia article on it

Dimples of Venus - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org