Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[NotYou]

Am I the only one annoyed by members professing their love for the models? Like in free chat just going on about wanting to marry them.

I do too, and I can't quite explain why it's so annoying. But it is..

Like there is this one guy who comes to a room I am regular, he is grey (as you can guess) and always says how much he loves her, wants marriage, he invites her to Egypt and will pay for ALL expenses including travel.. yet, he is there for a year, and now on this other account, 17 days. Not sure why his other account got banned, assuming it did but it had a very similar name, I think just different letters/numbers at the end, but I am guessing he does this same nonsense in all rooms he visits, saying the same thing


12:12 PM
romantico84j
Hello my beautiful princess I miss you so much [model name] ❤❤⚘⚘⚘

12:13 PM
romantico84j
Are you not remember me?

12:14 PM
romantico84j
I am your Egyptian friend ❤⚘

12:14 PM
romantico84j
Thank youuuuu ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

12:15 PM
romantico84j
I love you my Russian princess ⚘❤❤❤

12:16 PM
romantico84j
Oh my God. Your beautiful eyes are give me the life ⚘⚘⚘❤





Obviously, it is never complete without using lots of hearts.
She is Russian, so then when she doesn't respond to him, he starts writing the same stuff in Russian.

This is definitely one thing Cb does RIGHT, allowing us to ignore users.
I have possibly hundreds of guys like this on my "ignored2 list haha.

 

[CallMeMaria]

Umm... I'll give that one a miss, but thanks.

 

[Taxistheft]

This is my favorite thread by far. Lol

 

[NotYou]

As dumb as a lot of guys are... you gotta give some of them credit for being creative lol

 

[Carmen_Monroe]

Had a funny guy on Chaturbate today.

He constantly asked me if he could meet me in real life, i told him no and this is against the site rules.

He tipped me 40 token and wrote this message:

„Yes, this is about the money. What you could earn as an escort etc. That's why it makes less sense to me “

I told him that i don’t want to work as an escort and if he likes real life interaction with an escort, he’s free to spend his money for this kind of service. I don’t want to fuck with strangers for money.

 

[jamescam]

One of my regulars doesn’t want any naked. He only ever asks me to wear tight jeans. And pull them up my body as far as possible. I’m happy to fulfill people‘s kinks

 

[ArcticKitty]

This is probably not unusual but last night on MFC in a first day model's room, a few people were being assholes and one American guy in particular was being a complete and utter prick in the room. She didn't speak English and she was trying to get the hang of managing her console/menu while replying to PMs and just was floundering and distracted from the general chat.

While other people were understanding about the situation, this asshole just complains about how she's ignoring the room. I smile and tip her and he remarks about how she doesn't acknowledge tips and is an ungrateful !@#$ etc., so I tell him he is free to find another room and he tells me not to tell people where to go. I took him to school and he rage quit. I'm still annoyed.

p.s. And she did thank people in the room for their support when she had a chance to.

 

[ArcticKitty]

I forgot to mention; he tells me not to tell him where to go and I ask "And why is that?", And his reply is "Because I say so!". He's 58 according to his profile.

 

[Omne35]

I forgot to mention; he tells me not to tell him where to go and I ask "And why is that?", And his reply is "Because I say so!". He's 58 according to his profile.

58 going on 10.

 

[ScaredMan]

He was constantly demanding stuff without tokens. Well, he took the "tip or shut up" message.

 

[bud9752]

One of my regulars doesn’t want any naked. He only ever asks me to wear tight jeans. And pull them up my body as far as possible. I’m happy to fulfill people‘s kinks

is his name Jerry N.

 

[rockin_rod]

Maybe thought he might get some carpentry work.......

 

[yummybrownfox]

This is probably not unusual but last night on MFC in a first day model's room, a few people were being assholes and one American guy in particular was being a complete and utter prick in the room. She didn't speak English and she was trying to get the hang of managing her console/menu while replying to PMs and just was floundering and distracted from the general chat.

While other people were understanding about the situation, this asshole just complains about how she's ignoring the room. I smile and tip her and he remarks about how she doesn't acknowledge tips and is an ungrateful !@#$ etc., so I tell him he is free to find another room and he tells me not to tell people where to go. I took him to school and he rage quit. I'm still annoyed.

p.s. And she did thank people in the room for their support when she had a chance to.

This is exactly why I think MFC should have the default PM setting be set to "friends list only," until the model decides to change that setting. New MFC models get bombarded with PMs from entitled dudes who don't tip but want free one-on-one attention, and that can be overwhelming for a new model to deal with when she's supposed to be focusing on her public chat.

Thank you for sticking up for that model.

 

[ArcticKitty]

This is exactly why I think MFC should have the default PM setting be set to "friends list only," until the model decides to change that setting. New MFC models get bombarded with PMs from entitled dudes who don't tip but want free one-on-one attention, and that can be overwhelming for a new model to deal with when she's supposed to be focusing on her public chat.

Thank you for sticking up for that model.

Oh, absolutely, Ms. Fox! I think the best tip anyone can give a new model on MFC is to set PMs to friends and mute guests and non premium members.

 

[Life_Happens]

Newer (grey) member, so I'll mask his name. 18 whole inches? OUCH! And WTF is the hybrid thing?

7:57 PM hello i am from vietnam this year i am 21 years old

7:57 PM I've never seen a foreign girl's cunt, I've only seen a Vietnamese girl's cunt so I'm curious so I'll watch it live

7:59 PM I'm one meter seven eight and have a penis eighteen inch

8:00 PM what do you think if i am vietnamese have sex with you (hybrid)

 

[yummybrownfox]

I always chuckle at these dudes who think I'm genuinely interested in their 18 or 19-year old cock. "You like 19-year old cock, bb?" Lmfao. Dude, you are my son's age. Close the laptop, and go study for your exams!

 

[Ozzie_]

Newer (grey) member, so I'll mask his name. 18 whole inches? OUCH! And WTF is the hybrid thing?

7:57 PM hello i am from vietnam this year i am 21 years old

7:57 PM I've never seen a foreign girl's cunt, I've only seen a Vietnamese girl's cunt so I'm curious so I'll watch it live

7:59 PM I'm one meter seven eight and have a penis eighteen inch

8:00 PM what do you think if i am vietnamese have sex with you (hybrid)

Hybrid...I suspect a reference to a mixed race sexual connection?

 

[Omne35]

Newer (grey) member, so I'll mask his name. 18 whole inches? OUCH! And WTF is the hybrid thing?

7:57 PM hello i am from vietnam this year i am 21 years old

7:57 PM I've never seen a foreign girl's cunt, I've only seen a Vietnamese girl's cunt so I'm curious so I'll watch it live

7:59 PM I'm one meter seven eight and have a penis eighteen inch

8:00 PM what do you think if i am vietnamese have sex with you (hybrid)

I think he screwed up inches and cm. 18 cm comes out to 7 inches which is at least in the realm of possibility.

 

[norcalmd]

Hybrid...I suspect a reference to a mixed race sexual connection?

Or his weird use of metric and imperial units.

 

[yummybrownfox]

Hybrid...I suspect a reference to a mixed race sexual connection?

Happy Birthday!!!

 

[rockin_rod]

have sex with you (hybrid)

maybe offering a hot encounter in his Prius?

 

[Ozzie_]

Happy Birthday!!!

Hehe Thanks!

 

[rockin_rod]

Hehe Thanks!

Yes have a great day!

 

[ScaredMan]

I always chuckle at these dudes who think I'm genuinely interested in their 18 or 19-year old cock. "You like 19-year old cock, bb?" Lmfao. Dude, you are my son's age. Close the laptop, and go study for your exams!

When I was that age I really loved to watch porn with 40-50 year old women. I am sure that I would have loved to hear something nice about my dick from a woman that age, even if I had known that it was just play, not her real opinion about it. So I do not think that they necessarily think that you like it for real. It is probably just fuel for fantasies about teachers, friends mums, police women etc.

 

[NotYou]

hmmm why do I never believe these guys?


8:11 PM
Rinus30
Mmm flash that beauty pussy 1 sec and go same in a good long cam2cam pvt baby❤

8:12 PM
Rinus30
More than 1000 tokens for a good pvt same baby❤

 

[Smoothie]

hmmm why do I never believe these guys?


8:11 PM
Rinus30
Mmm flash that beauty pussy 1 sec and go same in a good long cam2cam pvt baby❤

8:12 PM
Rinus30
More than 1000 tokens for a good pvt same baby❤

I’m gonna start trying that at restaurants.

“Mmm just give me one chicken nugget baby Let me eat one nugget and then I’ll buy a whole 20-piece baby “

 

[yummybrownfox]

When I was that age I really loved to watch porn with 40-50 year old women. I am sure that I would have loved to hear something nice about my dick from a woman that age, even if I had known that it was just play, not her real opinion about it. So I do not think that they necessarily think that you like it for real. It is probably just fuel for fantasies about teachers, friends mums, police women etc.

Lol. Well they can take me into a private show and pay me to pretend to be interested in their young cock. Because coming into my public chat to tell me all about your 18/19-year old dick (and not even tipping) ain’t it.

 

[ScaredMan]

Lol. Well they can take me into a private show and pay me to pretend to be interested in their young cock. Because coming into my public chat to tell me all about your 18/19-year old dick (and not even tipping) ain’t it.

Yes I entirely agree they should always pay you if they expect anything, any particular reaction, any comments etc from you!

 

[RubinoT]

"Take off your pussy"

That has to be such a awkward situation for both members!

 

[NotYou]

No hello or anything, as you can imagine.


2:15 PM
wankinghardoverspandex
just want to destroy your dirty sluty fuck holes so fucking hard even more so when you have weather like this that makes my bollocks all sweaty the thought is making me wank so fucking hard