Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[rockin_rod]

Maybe it happens more than I realise, but never seen this before.
Model was in a private show, and this user was spying.
Guess he wanted to see more than she was already showing, so........
he tipped from her menu to show boobs, and followed it up with a comment in the public chat.
Made me wonder what the viewer that started the pvt thought, and if the model actually did it

 

[bbbbadddd]

Maybe it happens more than I realise, but never seen this before.
Model was in a private show, and this user was spying.
Guess he wanted to see more than she was already showing, so........
he tipped from her menu to show boobs, and followed it up with a comment in the public chat.
Made me wonder what the viewer that started the pvt thought, and if the model actually did it
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Don't think that they'd see it in pvt would they?

Trying to remember whether I can see anything that happens in the room while pvt. Usually not watching that but in PMs.

 

[rockin_rod]

Don't think that they'd see it in pvt would they?

Trying to remember whether I can see anything that happens in the room while pvt. Usually not watching that but in PMs.

Not sure, this was on CamSoda and I can't recall ever being in private on that site.
Far as I know on CB you can flick between the tabs for PM and Chat while in private, but I've always been far too happily engaged to even think of doing that

 

[rockin_rod]

Wondered if this was someone testing a spam bot?
Or maybe they'd just had a big night partying hard.....

 

[NotYou]

A light purple on CB trying to become a mod...
Not sure where is 4k followers are, I saw his profile he has 0 there, I guess they are on twitter or something.. but either way, what a dumbass


billcosbyswife
@[ Model Name ] Make Me Mod And I Will Promote You To my 4k Followers

billcosbyswife
You don’t have to if you don’t want to

[ Model Name ]
you don't even follow me

billcosbyswife
[smile face]

[ Tipper ]
you don't need to be mod to promote a girl if you want to

[ Model Name ]
THANK YOU

billcosbyswife
@ [ Tipper ] yes you do I am a Chaturbate veteran

billcosbyswife
I am grandfathered in to Chaturbate

[ Tipper ]
sorry I'm out of medals

 

[Highlander884]

A light purple on CB trying to become a mod...
Not sure where is 4k followers are, I saw his profile he has 0 there, I guess they are on twitter or something.. but either way, what a dumbass


billcosbyswife
@[ Model Name ] Make Me Mod And I Will Promote You To my 4k Followers

billcosbyswife
You don’t have to if you don’t want to

[ Model Name ]
you don't even follow me

billcosbyswife
[smile face]

[ Tipper ]
you don't need to be mod to promote a girl if you want to

[ Model Name ]
THANK YOU

billcosbyswife
@ [ Tipper ] yes you do I am a Chaturbate veteran

billcosbyswife
I am grandfathered in to Chaturbate

[ Tipper ]
sorry I'm out of medals

Well with a username like that I'm sure hes to be trusted.

 

[NotYou]

Something doesn't quite add up in this sentence.
Maybe he means he is disabled SINCE he was a teenager? Who knows lol


6:53 PM
yalnizadam0090
I am 32 years old I am a disabled teenager in a wheelchair

 

[Ozzie_]

Something doesn't quite add up in this sentence.
Maybe he means he is disabled SINCE he was a teenager? Who knows lol


6:53 PM
yalnizadam0090
I am 32 years old I am a disabled teenager in a wheelchair

Hmm.. more "different" cosplay?

 

[ScaredMan]

Maybe it happens more than I realise, but never seen this before.
Model was in a private show, and this user was spying.
Guess he wanted to see more than she was already showing, so........
he tipped from her menu to show boobs, and followed it up with a comment in the public chat.
Made me wonder what the viewer that started the pvt thought, and if the model actually did it
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Typical CamSoda thing. I do not know what more sites allow this but for example Stripchat does not, you just get a message saying that you cannot post anything in public chat while the model is not publically visible. And seriously it should not be allowed because it does not make sense to try to interact with someone else's private show even if you are spying on it.

 

[rockin_rod]

Typical CamSoda thing. I do not know what more sites allow this but for example Stripchat does not, you just get a message saying that you cannot post anything in public chat while the model is not publically visible. And seriously it should not be allowed because it does not make sense to try to interact with someone else's private show even if you are spying on it.

Another aspect of that site is that during a private, if the viewer tips the model, the tips appear in the public chat box for all to see.
I'm not concerned about being identifiable as the user that went into private, but I do consider that what I tip the model during that private should be between us, and not shared with everyone in the room to see.

 

[NotYou]

Well, this was really weird and uncalled for.
The model had just recently come online. I and the model were doing the typical "hi, how are you? How was your day" comments. We were still speaking and she was saying she had cut her grass, so we had some little jokes about it, then in walks a red guy (this is on SC) and the below happens (there were other comments from me + other users in between his comments, talking with her).

At first, it all seems to joke around because 1) She does get people saying she looks like Sharon Stone or Marilyn Monroe, and 2) She has "Sharon Stone pose" on her tip menu which guys love.
(no previous comment)


7:30 PM
freedomBraveheart
She already fucked all the Baldwins

7:30 PM
freedomBraveheart
trust me

7:31 PM
freedomBraveheart
Stop trying to pretend you not Sharon Stone

7:32 PM
freedomBraveheart
her accent terrible

7:34 PM
freedomBraveheart
I can't deal with fake bitches.......... we must part



just as he typed that she was taken private anyway, but then he left after that comment
After reading his final comment and then re-reading his previous ones, it does come along as maybe not joking like it first appeared.
Some guys are just...

 

[Autumn Nights]

Yawn. He does this when he doesn't have any more tokens until he gets paid again.

"I'm so sorry babe, to prove how much I want you to be my bf IRL let me stick a vibrator up my ass while working a 6 hour shift on a porn streaming site which I only do to hopefully find that special someone, you darling line of text on my screen!"

 

[inertvolcano]

Yawn. He does this when he doesn't have any more tokens until he gets paid again.

"I'm so sorry babe, to prove how much I want you to be my bf IRL let me stick a vibrator up my ass while working a 6 hour shift on a porn streaming site which I only do to hopefully find that special someone, you darling line of text on my screen!"

Future "I fell in love with a cam model" poster.

 

[Smoothie]

Yawn. He does this when he doesn't have any more tokens until he gets paid again.

"I'm so sorry babe, to prove how much I want you to be my bf IRL let me stick a vibrator up my ass while working a 6 hour shift on a porn streaming site which I only do to hopefully find that special someone, you darling line of text on my screen!"

He says “it’s just a job for you” as if that’s some kind of shocking discovery. I guess he caught you!

I’m starting to suspect the grocery bagger at my supermarket is only there for the paycheck, too, and not my witty banter while he organizes my frozen foods into a shopping bag…

 

[ArcticKitty]

Such a charmer! I can just imagine what his love life is like.

 

[yummybrownfox]

Only later i thought of the perfect comeback;

"You look like a cunt."

What i should have said is...

"I would say the same about you, but you lack the warmth and depth."

I like that!

I'd probably ask him how the hell would he even know what one looks like...since he probably ain't been near one since his mom birthed him.

 

[rockin_rod]

My friend had this favourite item of jewellery that she lost.
While telling us the story of losing it a couple of weeks ago, an obsessed fan sent her a very big tip and asked that she use the cashout money to buy a replacement.
While on face value that seemed like a really nice gesture, and she took him up on it, now he launches into a passive-aggressive outburst if she happens to be online without wearing it.
Becoming quite predictable to see in chat 'I see you're not wearing it again..... but that's ok honey, no problem. Guess I just don't mean much to you huh'
He seems to have conveniently forgotten that she wasn't habitually wearing the original item for every show either.

 

[Smoothie]

My friend had this favourite item of jewellery that she lost.
While telling us the story of losing it a couple of weeks ago, an obsessed fan sent her a very big tip and asked that she use the cashout money to buy a replacement.
While on face value that seemed like a really nice gesture, and she took him up on it, now he launches into a passive-aggressive outburst if she happens to be online without wearing it.
Becoming quite predictable to see in chat 'I see you're not wearing it again..... but that's ok honey, no problem. Guess I just don't mean much to you huh'
He seems to have conveniently forgotten that she wasn't habitually wearing the original item for every show either.

He said he gave her tokens to buy something for herself, but in reality he was trying to buy something for himself (her favor, extra attention, hero status, etc).

If it was just a gift for the model with no string attached, he wouldn’t be throwing himself a pity party just because she accessorized differently that day.

 

[Omne35]

Well, this was really weird and uncalled for.
The model had just recently come online. I and the model were doing the typical "hi, how are you? How was your day" comments. We were still speaking and she was saying she had cut her grass, so we had some little jokes about it, then in walks a red guy (this is on SC) and the below happens (there were other comments from me + other users in between his comments, talking with her).

At first, it all seems to joke around because 1) She does get people saying she looks like Sharon Stone or Marilyn Monroe, and 2) She has "Sharon Stone pose" on her tip menu which guys love.
(no previous comment)


7:30 PM
freedomBraveheart
She already fucked all the Baldwins

7:30 PM
freedomBraveheart
trust me

7:31 PM
freedomBraveheart
Stop trying to pretend you not Sharon Stone

7:32 PM
freedomBraveheart
her accent terrible

7:34 PM
freedomBraveheart
I can't deal with fake bitches.......... we must part



just as he typed that she was taken private anyway, but then he left after that comment
After reading his final comment and then re-reading his previous ones, it does come along as maybe not joking like it first appeared.
Some guys are just...

I did read that Sharon Stone was on Bumble but nobody would believe it was her when she contacted them so she gave up.

 

[JaneJaneth]

This happened a few days ago. Dude came in my room and I was doing a boob flash. He started to tip me a wall of 1tokens. But then he, from what he was seeing, apparently was that I had saggy boobs. Now I don’t really consider my boobs saggy, per-say, but that’s what he saw and loved. Then he started on tip notes that literally made thought what the fuck and then I had a big laugh out of it.

“I would like to hang you upside down by your saggy boobs and bit you so hard until you cry, then fuck you until you cum and thank me.”

 

[CallMeMaria]

Maybe its confusing....?
I put it in the tipmenu. (1tk - I am not wearing a lush.)

 

[rockin_rod]

This arrogant pr!ck was boasting how rich he was, and planned to 'buy' the model for a night.
Nice outcome.

 

[Taxistheft]

Am I the only one annoyed by members professing their love for the models? Like in free chat just going on about wanting to marry them.

 

[Smoothie]

Am I the only one annoyed by members professing their love for the models? Like in free chat just going on about wanting to marry them.

Honestly, it’s so common that to me it’s just white noise at this point. But I get why it’s annoying, and that’s probably why I mentally tuned it out.

 

[Life_Happens]

I literally lol'd at this one:

5:16 PM
sexci232322387
hello baby 50 cm cock i ejaculate in the shower undress hungry show your pussy baby I enlarged your breasts with penis enlarger it's real I'm Turkish 21 years old baby

 

[rockin_rod]

I do sometimes chuckle at the interactions between the grey users:

 

[ScaredMan]

This was spring time 2020 right at the start of the pandemic where all sorts of weird people turned up everywhere. Surprised I got a woman subscriber on Onlyfans, that does not happen that often. She bought lots of clips and tipped for chatting. After a while she said she had ran out of money and I said n p, just come back when you have more and enjoy some free stuff on my page meanwhile etc. Then she sent a picture and wrote that the pic was of her 13 year old daughter and asked if I could accept some pics of her as payment instead. Like, w t actual f just happened?

 

[Danigirl]

This was spring time 2020 right at the start of the pandemic where all sorts of weird people turned up everywhere. Surprised I got a woman subscriber on Onlyfans, that does not happen that often. She bought lots of clips and tipped for chatting. After a while she said she had ran out of money and I said n p, just come back when you have more and enjoy some free stuff on my page meanwhile etc. Then she sent a picture and wrote that the pic was of her 13 year old daughter and asked if I could accept some pics of her as payment instead. Like, w t actual f just happened?

You better report the shit out of that

 

[ScaredMan]

You better report the shit out of that

Yes I did. Not sure what happened to her but I really hope that daughter got a better environment to grow up in.

 

[Danigirl]

has never tipped