Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[MarieElise]

Jkqaz : Spit out your tongue

Lol that reminds me of the guy that wanted me to turn purple, levitate and fly for a custom once hahahahahaha.

Um I'm lady at home w webcam not fucking Miramax

 

[rockin_rod]

Could be, but i feel like it's like all the other guys that want to save the models.. I think you're being too smart with that one lol

not too smart, but maybe far too subtle! I did get the movie reference ?

 

[misterical]

All of these guys who think they are "saving" cam models really lack the self awareness to realise that perhaps it's the cam model who is saving them.

 

[IsabelaHarlow]

Lol that reminds me of the guy that wanted me to turn purple, levitate and fly for a custom once hahahahahaha.

Um I'm lady at home w webcam not fucking Miramax

This type of requests make me laugh so hard sometimes. I'm a girl in front of a webcam, not the genie from Aladdin.

 

[misterical]

This type of requests make me laugh so hard sometimes. I'm a girl in front of a webcam, not the genie from Aladdin.

To be honest, becoming a genie seems like it would be easier than fucking your nostril with a butt plug, which is a request I've genuinely seen....

 

[NotYou]

This may just be a little translation error, maybe he means "stretch" not "rip"?
We can only hope. And 2 hours? I'd rather 20 mins then have a pizza have a drink and snacks, then fall asleep haha


1:40 PM
berk0179
i will rip your pussy

1:41 PM
berk0179
i can fuck you for two hours

 

[Highlander884]

This may just be a little translation error, maybe he means "stretch" not "rip"?
We can only hope. And 2 hours? I'd rather 20 mins then have a pizza have a drink and snacks, then fall asleep haha


1:40 PM
berk0179
i will rip your pussy

1:41 PM
berk0179
i can fuck you for two hours

Dude u had me at pizza

 

[Ozzie_]

This may just be a little translation error, maybe he means "stretch" not "rip"?
We can only hope. And 2 hours? I'd rather 20 mins then have a pizza have a drink and snacks, then fall asleep haha


1:40 PM
berk0179
i will rip your pussy

1:41 PM
berk0179
i can fuck you for two hours

Hehe My Aussie brain read the username as berk-o 179.

"berko" is our shortening of "berserk", used to describe someone who is, or the act of being, crazy, insane, extremely weird or even angry etc.

 

[Carmen_Monroe]

Member: How much for you to moan my name ?

Me: 111 token for ultra high vibration

Member: don't exaggerate lol

*Blocked*

 

[rockin_rod]

This model recently stopped streaming on a couple of other sites, in part due to the frequent rudeness and lack of appreciation shown to her there.
So no doubt it made her day when this viewer managed to find her new room on a fresh site and wrote this:

 

[yummybrownfox]

This may just be a little translation error, maybe he means "stretch" not "rip"?
We can only hope. And 2 hours? I'd rather 20 mins then have a pizza have a drink and snacks, then fall asleep haha


1:40 PM
berk0179
i will rip your pussy

LOL!

(In my opinion):
"I'm gonna pound that pussy" or "You're gonna get dicked down tonight" = YAY, very good!
"I will rip your pussy" = OUCH, you fucking psycho! ??
"I'm gonna stick my tongue down your throat" = EW, don't make me vomit this pizza I just ate!

Some guys really do try but just suck at dirty talk. Of all the things one could do with his tongue to please a woman, you're gonna go with "I'm gonna stick my tongue down your throat." ?

 

[Nienna]

The worst is when it happens on streamate because as the model you have 0 choice in the matter

Live Jasmin too. I absolutely HATE this. I have had my private shows interrupted by clowns from LJ.

 

[Diana_Devil]

BAN and reported ! WTFF ! no pedo play in my fucking room ! YUKKKK !
i regret that i did not saw faster because i was freaking busy with people tipping

 

[IsabelaHarlow]

To be honest, becoming a genie seems like it would be easier than fucking your nostril with a butt plug, which is a request I've genuinely seen....

Again, just amazed by the stupidity of some people. How would that be possible anyway? I just imagined myself ramming a butt plug in my nose. Not something anyone would like to see )))

 

[misterical]

Again, just amazed by the stupidity of some people. How would that be possible anyway? I just imagined myself ramming a butt plug in my nose. Not something anyone would like to see )))

Trust me, that's quite a normal one. I see a guy regularly in a model's room who waxes lyrical about his fetish for fucking anthills. Yes, anthills. Hills full of ants.

 

[Nienna]

Trust me, that's quite a normal one. I see a guy regularly in a model's room who waxes lyrical about his fetish for fucking anthills. Yes, anthills. Hills full of ants.

Why did that make me think of the Ant and the Aardvark cartoon? I scare myself sometimes.

 

[misterical]

Why did that make me think of the Ant and the Aardvark cartoon? I scare myself sometimes. View attachment 93909

Me too. I think it's quite an easy one for her. I mean, it's not like she's got an anthill he can fuck so she's pretty detached from the whole story beyond telling him that they are biting his cock.

 

[rockin_rod]

I see a guy regularly in a model's room who waxes lyrical about his fetish for fucking anthills. Yes, anthills. Hills full of ants.

 

[Deleted member 63844]

Weird little unrequested pep talk accompanied by 0 tip tonight:

"Hello dear ? You are a bouquet of wonderfull gifts all at once ❤ You have clear eyes and perfect skin darling you are clearly a master of hydration ❤?? Never stop, never change, take no prisoners, you know exactly what you're doing as a strong, independent, beautiful, intelligent and confident woman of the modern world ?? You have the fit physique of an apex predator and the eyes of a kindly woodland creature ❤ Shoulders back and smash it, have the best time my dear??❤ I find you very attractive and I love your sensuality ❤ That beautiful smile of yours and those mesmerizing eyes ???"

 

[rockin_rod]

Weird little unrequested pep talk accompanied by 0 tip tonight:

"Hello dear ? You are a bouquet of wonderfull gifts all at once ❤ You have clear eyes and perfect skin darling you are clearly a master of hydration ❤?? Never stop, never change, take no prisoners, you know exactly what you're doing as a strong, independent, beautiful, intelligent and confident woman of the modern world ?? You have the fit physique of an apex predator and the eyes of a kindly woodland creature ❤ Shoulders back and smash it, have the best time my dear??❤ I find you very attractive and I love your sensuality ❤ That beautiful smile of yours and those mesmerizing eyes ???"

A very eloquent way to say 'You're super hot, but I have no tokens'

 

[misterical]

A kindly woodland creature? I reckon this is anthill guy on his day off.

 

[AmberCutie]

Weird little unrequested pep talk accompanied by 0 tip tonight:

"Hello dear ? You are a bouquet of wonderfull gifts all at once ❤ You have clear eyes and perfect skin darling you are clearly a master of hydration ❤?? Never stop, never change, take no prisoners, you know exactly what you're doing as a strong, independent, beautiful, intelligent and confident woman of the modern world ?? You have the fit physique of an apex predator and the eyes of a kindly woodland creature ❤ Shoulders back and smash it, have the best time my dear??❤ I find you very attractive and I love your sensuality ❤ That beautiful smile of yours and those mesmerizing eyes ???"

Comments like this are one of my pet peeves. Makes me want to vomit.

 

[AmberCutie]

Comments like this are one of my pet peeves. Makes me want to vomit.

And just to be clear, I MUCH prefer compliments like "your content is awesome" or "you're fun to watch" or "it's great that your fun personality shines in your shows".

THOSE are compliments.

 

[Hiunds]

Weird little unrequested pep talk accompanied by 0 tip tonight:

"Hello dear ? You are a bouquet of wonderfull gifts all at once ❤ You have clear eyes and perfect skin darling you are clearly a master of hydration ❤?? Never stop, never change, take no prisoners, you know exactly what you're doing as a strong, independent, beautiful, intelligent and confident woman of the modern world ?? You have the fit physique of an apex predator and the eyes of a kindly woodland creature ❤ Shoulders back and smash it, have the best time my dear??❤ I find you very attractive and I love your sensuality ❤ That beautiful smile of yours and those mesmerizing eyes ???"

LOL

you know when he was writing it he was thinking "she won't be able to resist this!"

 

[misterical]

Weird little unrequested pep talk accompanied by 0 tip tonight:

"Hello dear ? You are a bouquet of wonderfull gifts all at once ❤ You have clear eyes and perfect skin darling you are clearly a master of hydration ❤?? Never stop, never change, take no prisoners, you know exactly what you're doing as a strong, independent, beautiful, intelligent and confident woman of the modern world ?? You have the fit physique of an apex predator and the eyes of a kindly woodland creature ❤ Shoulders back and smash it, have the best time my dear??❤ I find you very attractive and I love your sensuality ❤ That beautiful smile of yours and those mesmerizing eyes ???"

Did he write that as one big splurge of prose? Or did he do it line by line in the hope of receiving a response?

I still can't believe anyone would have this line in their camchat repertoire:

You have the fit physique of an apex predator and the eyes of a kindly woodland creature

 

[Lilly_____]

Weird little unrequested pep talk accompanied by 0 tip tonight:

"Hello dear ? You are a bouquet of wonderfull gifts all at once ❤ You have clear eyes and perfect skin darling you are clearly a master of hydration ❤?? Never stop, never change, take no prisoners, you know exactly what you're doing as a strong, independent, beautiful, intelligent and confident woman of the modern world ?? You have the fit physique of an apex predator and the eyes of a kindly woodland creature ❤ Shoulders back and smash it, have the best time my dear??❤ I find you very attractive and I love your sensuality ❤ That beautiful smile of yours and those mesmerizing eyes ???"

Not to mention he must've copy and pasted this in 300 rooms hoping some model would reply

 

[Maxi]

“I love your armpits. Raise your hands.”

…in the air like you just don’t care?

Sorry.

 

[Omne35]

Trust me, that's quite a normal one. I see a guy regularly in a model's room who waxes lyrical about his fetish for fucking anthills. Yes, anthills. Hills full of ants.

I might be willing to pay to see someone do that to a fire ant mound.

 

[rockin_rod]

Comments like this are one of my pet peeves. Makes me want to vomit.

and it always seems that this type of comment comes from those who don't tip, as though it will make them stand out from all the others as *special*.
Best compliment is a tip, bigger the better.

 

[doorway]

Trust me, that's quite a normal one. I see a guy regularly in a model's room who waxes lyrical about his fetish for fucking anthills. Yes, anthills. Hills full of ants.

I am picturing an x-rated Far Side comic with this as the subject.